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killjoygod · 2 years

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Hi hope it’s not to late to request ! Is it ok to request Yandere rise Leo HCs please 💕 romance 💕

yandere!rottmnt!leo headcanons

sorry this is so late! and long as hell- hope you enjoy!

¤- leo, despite swearing to himself that he wouldn’t fall in love easily, had swooned as soon as his eyes landed on you.

¤- you were beautiful in every way possible. it made his heart pound with anticipation on what your next move might be. he couldn’t help it, even his pupils reflected the shapes of hearts whenever you were in his line of sight, which to be honest, was a lot more than he’d admit verbally.

¤- it first happened when he and his brothers were out on patrol, looking for something to liven up the night. unable to find much, they just settled on getting some pizza.

¤- the original plan was for them to order online, drop in through the backdoor, grab the pizza without being spotted, and book it out.

¤- it would’ve gone smoothly if not for a certain someone who caught leo’s attention from the front counter. you were just ordering and having a nice conversation with the cashier. from your body language and attractive face to your mannerisms and voice, the blue turtle loved it all.

¤- he dropped the box of pizza he was holding, eliciting three sharp hisses from his brothers. the four of them looked frightened as they felt someone’s eyes on them. well, one of them didn’t mind who it was- they turned to look at you, and were pleasantly surprised when there was no fear lacing your gaze on them.

¤- instead, you just looked concerned as to why they were ‘stealing’ pizza. they really weren’t, they had ordered it beforehand anyways. the cashier was about to turn and look at what you were staring at, but you quickly grabbed their attention again and started up the conversation as a distraction while the turtles escaped.

¤- leo was astounded. just how kind could someone be, even for people they didn’t know?

¤- you were perfect.

[ e n d o f b a c k s t o r y ]

[ actual hc time lmao ]

¤- after that first meeting, leo starts begging [more like threatening] donnie to find information on you. donnie refuses, as it goes against most of what they stand for despite the morally grey facade he puts up.

¤- although donnie had refused, leo just began to sneak past his security systems and into the lab at ungodly hours of the night, memorizing as much info he can dig up on you.

¤- it’s unsettling for his brothers. in the span of only maybe a week, leo had gone from their flamboyant sibling to holed up in his room all day or busy going out.

¤- of course, he stalks you. he commits the layout of your home to his memory, determined to be able to say he knew you the best. you were his prized possession, even if you weren’t fully in his grasp yet.

¤- everything you do, he’s obsessed with you. seeing you so oblivious to him right outside your window, it sends him into such immense bliss, it’s like he’s seeing stars.

¤- then, like any pride-filled limerence, leo got bolder.

¤- he began to ‘bump into’ you in alleyways, and try sparking conversation. you kindly went along with it, mentioning how you remembered him from the night at the pizzeria. it made him giddy that you had actually thought him important enough to remember, but his pride also made him delusional.

¤- he’s so sure you love him back. why shouldn’t you? you seem just as into him as he is in you. you seem like you like talking to him, and like you look forward to the ‘accidental’ meetups in the alleyways.

¤- sometimes you won’t even be in the alleyway, he’ll just pull you in kind of roughly, especially if he saw you talking to someone else earlier. you play it off as just him having a bad day or something along the lines of an accident.

¤- the meetups go on for a while, until one fateful night.

¤- you had been doing your usual night routine for bed, unseeing of the figure outside you window once again. you were also excited and slightly nervous because earlier and kind of out of the blue, leo had invited you to meet his brothers at their home the next day.

¤- after your routine, you settled into bed and fell asleep pretty quickly. it wasn’t until at least 2 or 3 AM that you stirred in your sleep at the strange sensation of touch grazing your skin. it dragged along your face, before cupping your cheek while another touch began to play with your hair.

¤- your eyes fluttered open to be met with a certain blue turtle’s hues. perhaps the scariest thing was the fact that he hadn’t backed away or ceased his actions despite you being awake. you were paralyzed with fear, staring up at the mutant with pure terror lacing your gaze.

¤- he could only grin lazily, holding a finger to his lips now as if to keep you quiet. it wasn’t that that kept you silent though. it was actually the piece of cloth on your mouth.

¤- you immediately knew what it probably was, so you shot up and out of bed, struggling against his strong grip now on your shoulders. he pinned you against the bed, hardly using any of his strength to do so. you helplessly tried to kick and punch at his lean frame, but it amounted to nothing.

¤- an accidental breath, and you felt your body relax. eyes fluttering shut, you fell unconscious.

¤- he had won.

¤- the following days with him would be hell for you.

¤- he threatened almost everything you loved so you wouldn’t rat him out to his brothers while he forced you to be his lover. he convinces his siblings that you were his significant other easily, because why would they listen to some stranger they saw once over their precious brother?

¤- leo is nothing short of touchy and clingy, always needing a hand around you whether it be your shoulders, waist, etc. he just wanted to always be touching you somehow.

¤- he doesn’t let his brothers talk to you for too long before getting jealous, pulling you away and using the same threats, yet they work all the same.

¤- if you had fucked up real bad, let’s just say…things get messy.

¤- leo would have you knocked out and tied up, then abruptly woken and kept awake while he carved his name into different places on your body. you can kick and scream all you want, but it won’t get you out of this situation. he finds pleasure in every reaction you offer, though he also spends most of the time mocking you and belittling you for being so weak.

¤- even after the whole ordeal, he doesn’t immediately go into cuddling you or whatever. nono, he’ll make sure he got his point across with some good ol’ manipulation. once you swear you’ll never try and escape or do anything against him in general, he unties the ropes.

¤- he smothers you with affection and slips a few compliments about how well you took the carving, but all you could offer back were sniffles and empty stares.

¤- you weren’t broken, but you were emotionally and physically drained.

¤- overall, leo is a very flirty, possessive, manipulative, and delusional yandere. he doesn’t hesitate to let the whole world know how much he loves you, and if you don’t love him back?

¤- well…not like you’ll have much of a choice :)

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ahaura · 3 months

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im sure its been said already but as the election draws near more and more liberals will come out of the woodwork to shame people with a conscience to give away their vote to the democrats for free. i'm already seeing posts saying "why aren't people more concerned about a trump presidency?" you want to know why? it's because people already know he's bad. everyone already knows what he is and what he's done and what he'll do. there's nothing to discuss. he's a racist despotic worm of a man. there's nothing else to say.

biden is currently president. the genocide is happening under his watch. he's the one funding isra*l and arming them; he's sidestepped congress more than once to give them weapons. by oct. 27, the biden administration already knew that "Israel was regularly bombing buildings without solid intelligence that they were legitimate military targets." the state department/biden have engaged in atrocity propaganda, cast doubt on the legitimacy of the death toll recorded by the gaza health ministry, and so on. the united states is currently in the process of trying to pin the "war in gaza" on netanyahu (see sen. schumer's speech) after months of backing blatant genocide as a means to act as if they're "doing something" about the genocide (Instead of, say, threatening to cut off all aid to israel with the condition that all hostilities in gaza, the west bank, and occupied jerusalem are halted immediately and permanently, allowing palestinians freedom to travel, allowing aid into gaza, etc etc etc.)

the long and short of it is that liberals view their own lives as being worth more than palestinians'. that's it. they'll vote for another 4 years of the guy ushering in genocide and supporting apartheid + settler colonialism because he isn't outright attacking them (despite various laws and rulings happening both at the supreme court level and at the local level all over the country that will endanger people). they'll settle for the illusion of safety and security and shame anyone with a conscience and accuse them of "supporting the republicans" when in an actual democracy you would be able to use your vote as leverage to extract concessions from those who want to be elected. that's how it's supposed to fucking work.

democrats are not owed people's vote. if biden loses, it will be biden's fault; it will be his campaign's fault; it will be the democrats' fault. trump is bad; the republicans are bad. we already know this. this is not an endorsement of either. but if democrats are too cowardly and feckless and servile to the motivations of the american empire and never do anything for their constituents then why the fuck should anyone vote for them. you want to get mad at someone, why don't you do something useful and stop worrying about team-sports with a purely selfish basis and start hounding the people in power who are supposed to serve you, the voter.

#i think i already said this and frankly idc #uspol #📁.zip #to me personally it's abhorrent and vile to tell palestinians 'biden is facilitating the murder of your people culture and history but you #still have to vote for him!!1' like how is that not unbelievably callous and ghoulish #frankly speaking. a lot of this 'you should be concerned about trump' is going to turn into #blaming palestinians and arabs and muslims and anyone remotely with a conscience for biden's loss #instead of doing something productive like pushing for people in power to do something they'll nitpick and belittle #and tell palestinians + arabs and muslims + everyone who understands that genocide is bad that they SHOULD #settle for a decrepit genocidal monstrous freak who is CURRENTLY facilitating genocide because #it makes THEM feel better and they aren't personally threatened (yet) by the guy currently in power #any and all 'you're not taking trump seriously' comments should be met with extreme skepticism #because i promise i PROMISE that the vast majority of people unhappy with biden are not going to turn around and vote for trump #and if they do? well guess what THAT'S BIDEN'S FAULT! nevermind the vote uncommitted campaign that was very successful and #will be replicated in the near future. but liberals only care about asthetics and superficial and not #about real material change which is why they'll dress up their callousness and racism in a 'you hate gay people if you dont vote for biden'#like this country is already going to shit we are rapidly descending into fascism and i dont see biden doing anything to even remotely #challenge it do you???? once agian. NOT an endorsement of the republican party but my GOD when the 'lesser evil'#is DOING the evil or normalizing the evil then you cannot settle for 'the lesser'! end of story.

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larabar · 5 months

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colors redraws to (probably) end the year 🎉🎉

#sonic colors !! idc if the writing was silly i live on that stuff #gotta redraw the copyright line if i dont then. well bother me about it i need to /hj #wish i could draw even more #i dont think i could even put a ..........whats it called help #year in review. art. thing #one of those together #ART SUMMARY art summary i remembered. yeah one of those skdbdj #Anyway. if i dont post anything else between now and midnight (mdt) then happy new year!!! we all did great i think #sth #doodles #sonic colors #<redrawing stuff because i finally got the game btw thats where the fixations coming from rn

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fanofthelamb · 12 days

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I’ve come to join the Nari kissing booth party hehe :>

They would gladly give him a hug and share some Perpetual Stew with him!!

HOLY SHIT IS THAT T H E SPIDER-INSPACE IN MY ASK BOX?????????????

LETS FUCKKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#I HOPE I DREW THEM WELL WAAAA #also IDC WHAT THE PPL SAY SPIDER'S LAMB NEEDS SPIDER LASHES I CANT HELP IT IM SORRY #I had to thin up the brush to make sure the lines didnt melt into each other I HOPE YOU CAN SEE IT IDK IF HOW BIG PPLS SCREENS ARE #SO I JUST GOTTA PRAY WE CAN ALL SEE IT #also i dont think the crown can eat but nari will be DAMNED if they dont get their own bowl.....#cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl #ask #nari's kissing booth

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grimalkinmessor · 1 year

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Hi welcome to my very tired rant

#sapiosexuality #sapiosexual #cognisexual #i am SO. TIRED.#idc if we get rep but i DO care if we get BAD rep im gonna bite hollywood's ankle and shake it in my teeth like a dog #lgbtq+#my art #grim rants #PSA #i didnt try very hard for the art because im better with words but also i know peeps pay more attention to doodles #so take a bunch of chibi grims have fun #i made this in an hour dont look at me #demisexual #personally im a panromantic sapiosexual #if you have questions plz ask them #i cant promise ill have all the answers bc everyone's experience is different but i will damn well do my best #clown on this post and i will block you so fucking fast your head will spin

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uncanny-tranny · 1 year

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So much love for the people out there who gained weight in recovery. It's not mentioned much (maybe even at all) that gaining weight is just as vital to one's journey as anything else recovery-related, and that's really heartbreaking. Recovery can look like weight gain, and I am proud of anybody who has discovered that their bodies have changed for the better because of recovery 💛

#mental health #mental health advocacy #recovery #weight tw #we must start viewing weight gain in recovery as just as good as weight loss in recovery actually 👍#weight loss is not the end-all-be-all for a recovery journey and nor *should* it be #glamourizing weight loss as the ~true~ sign that somebody is recovered from [x] is dangerous at best #so we need to be more... normal about how different people's recoveries will be different #have talked about this before but idc because this is important to me <<3 #i'm just tired of the idea that wellness must include somebody losing weight :/

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sracha · 1 year

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does anyone know where i can buy these amiibo cards

#rwby #strq #summer rose #qrow branwen #taiyang xiao long #raven branwen #it is wednesday or as i like to call it. woowoo summer saturday!!!#ive had these for a while and just remembered to update summer's outfit lol #summer's bday is the 'are you stupid' incedent but it worked so well with what i already had in mind for her i just kept it.#i gave up with tai's birthday he should probably be a leo. idc #summer and her three stooges (water signs)#anyways we haveeee #uchi summer. lazy tai. cranky twins or one of them can be smug idk #summer with the best decorated house. also cuts down all your trees <3 no one minds #tai very friendly beach comber loves to show you his sand dollars and all his rows of flowers that summer helps him with :((((#raven that wont ever move out of a tent unless summer is on the same island so she can yell at her for it (the tent is ugly)#btw wolves and ravens irl have a hunting relationship..you could say they are..partners..blinks really loudly #okay i goinggg i going

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wewerebornsextuplets · 2 months

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i read all of the denki mystery stories in a frenzy a few weeks ago and have been stewing on kiru concepts for it ever since.... shes a laundry attendant in akatsuka village with [less than] loose ties to the matsuno family. in this au shes particularly close to toshio/jyushi, who begins frequenting the laundromat after his grandmother's death in spite of the considerable wealth the ogami estate has. he seems aware that theres a connection there but he isnt sure what it really is...

#my art #osomatsu san oc #ocs #kiru #au #it drives me CRAZY that we know nothing about matsuyo in denki mystery btw #like shes just. not even mentioned??? or alluded to at all really??????#so for kiru's story i took advantage of that a little bit lol.... evil of me but idc!!!#i have ideas for keiko + ippei as well but theyre much more loose. all i know about ippei is that hes in a comedy #while everyone else is in a mystery thriller #and keiko is probably a horror mangaka who came to the village for inspiration and left with. well a lot more than that

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destinyandcoins · 2 years

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lmao i know it’s 2 seasons later but it just occurred to me: what if, at the beginning of s1, instead of deciding his funeral was the best way to get everyone back in one place, reginald decided to have a wedding instead

not only do we get the entertaining side-plot of this poor person reginald has bribed/blackmailed/begged to marry him For The Con, but the only reason any of the kids show up is because they got a wedding invite and immediately went “oh now this i gotta see”

#the episode is titled ''we only see each other at WEDDINGS and FUNERALS''#i'm just saying it could have gone the other way #the umbrella academy #half the kids are there to check in with their new stepparent and make sure they're there of their own free will #''idk what he told you but you don't have to do this. say the word and i'll get you out of here''#''no i promise i. definitely....want to...be here :) :) ''#i can't decide if it's funnier if five knew because time travel and he's already had time to adjust to this concept #so is perfectly polite and accommodating if slightly confused because the personality he built for them in his head isn't accurate #while the rest of them are going through the 5 stages of grief over discovering their dad is capable of romance #or if through some time fuckery five came from a timeline where he saw the news that reginald is dead #and then drops into the timeline in the middle of a fucking wedding and is COMPLETELY blindsided by this #but doesn't have time to deal with this shit #somehow THIS is the timeline where they do manage to prevent the apocalypse #and at the end of everything the new stepparent divorces the fuck out of reginald ASAP because holy shit they were not paid enough for this #and yet they're like ''well i did what you asked (even if you didn't mention the LOOMING APOCALYPSE)#but holy shit i'm taking these kids in the divorce because what the fuck dude what the FUCK. idc if they're all adults #they need a better family and now i'm obligated to be that for them''#and reginald was playing fast and loose because of the LOOMING APOCALYPSE and didn't sign a prenup #so the new stepparent gets the academy (the property AND the actual kids) and reginald has to move out and live on the streets #tua meta

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buddiebitch · 13 days

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how does anyone still like BuckT*mmy after that episode?

correct me if i’m wrong but is this not pretty much how that little date conversation went?

Buck: hey I would like to have a conversation about a serious event that’s just occurred and how it affected me

Tommy: yeah that sucks, good thing I can make that about me (jealous of the 118 dynamic? like okay man is now the time though? you had to bring that up right now? who cares?)

Buck: yeah anyways Bobby has always been like the father I never had

Tommy: but you have a dad? (read the fucking room man) anyways back to making it about me, I don’t like my dad AND I don’t even get a cool father figure, poor me :(

Buck: okay so we both have daddy issue

Tommy: no just you, and I’m going to make that about me as well

#ik that’s not the order it went in but idc point still stands #if i were a bt stan i would be fuming #and they are #they won’t admit it though #anti bucktommy #anti tommy kinard #911 #911 on abc #evan buckley #like it’s giving those bitches that say ‘well at least you have a dad’ whenever you bring up your trauma #yk those bitches #‘my dad sucks’ ‘at least you have a dad :(‘#like… girl does everything have to be a bout you all the time or can we have a break maybe??

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strongintherealgay · 1 year

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the "male brain" and "female brain" thing is just pop psych that isn't even worth bringing up, even when it's in trans affirming arguments. there are no significant changes in the brains of men and women, be they cis or trans. this is good!

#how does 'you can find out who is trans based on a brain scan' sound good to some people?#did we all forget that part of the interest around the human genome project was if there was a gay gene?#so homophobes could prevent future gays?#and how there is no 'gay gene' and how that is good?#anything homophobes or transphobes could use as a form of eugenics is not the argument you think it is tbh #transgender #trans #feminism #pop psychology #is that dangerous to tag? is that going to make a certain crowd come at me bc obviously their made up 'facts' are real #oh well idc

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cheekblush · 9 months

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i'd rather be friendless than to constantly have my boundaries disrespected

#i am so frustrated and annoyed rn #at the beginning of this year my ex best friend reached out to me and i cautiously let her back into my life #things were going great but now she turned a harmless topic into a full blown discussion even though i told her multiple times that i no..#.. longer want to discuss this matter but she kept going & then accusing me of continuing the discussion as well #and tbh i really should've stopped engaging with her messages much sooner but it's so annoying when someone sends you lots of messages with #their opinion although i mentioned several times that i want to drop the topic & then i'm just expected to shut up lol #she didn't respect my wish to move and made a huge fuss about nothing #i stopped replying to her since yesterday bc i really had enough & i should've just left her on read much sooner #but her messages were truly annoying me #her last message now says that we often have different opinions & she thinks she's more optimistic than me & that makes it hard for her to..#talk to me..... i was so dumbfounded when i read that this morning #our initial conversation was about whether a song is more pop or rnb....... & she twisted that into me being negative lmao #she was so obsessed with being right that she couldn't drop the topic even though i told her how exhausting the convo was for me #and like it's such an irrelevant topic... imagine being that obsessed with always being right 😭#idc anymore i'd rather be a negative bitch than someone who disrespects others' boundaries <3 #i thought she changed for the better but she's so self-righteous opinionated & stubborn it's awful #i calmly told her that her behavior is bothering me & we easily could've just moved on but she kept going on and on #and she herself admitted that it's one of her flaws that she always has to be right & she's being petty & yet she didn't stop 🤡#even writing all this down feels so silly to me bc the initial topic was sooooo trivial #am i supposed to feel sorry for thinking a song was rnb rather than pop???? like go touch some grass please #she even sent me a screenshot of the wikipedia page of the song to prove that it's rnb & it literally said synth pop & rnb lol #but i wasn't even mad about that her not respecting my wish to drop the topic & move on even though i said it multiple times really pissed..#me off though.... like girl just let it go it's not that deep!!!#but apparently i'm negative & pessimistic for having a different opinion than her 🤷🏼‍♀️#like imagine starting a fight over smth SO IRRELEVANT but i'm the negative one sure lmao #okay i just needed to get this off my chest bc i don't have anyone to talk to about this & it's just ridiculous to me #☁️

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skrunksthatwunk · 1 year

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local sewer-roving bloodhound gets sweet talked into stepfathering a debutante mob boss well into his 30s, forced to co-parent with sworn bff for several years. more at 11

#LOOK the comedic potential is higher than we as a fandom have been exploring. i want it to get absurd in here ok #goddd now that i have free time it's all gonna be shit like this. thank fuck #the 3jima relationship dynamic is sooo unexplored you guys need to up your game. i mean im not helping but y'all should do it fr #the limo poll made me think of daigo in a booster seat and well. here we are #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza #like a dragon #majima goro #saejima taiga #dojima daigo #taiga saejima #daigo dojima #goro majima #this is so stupid but im making you all look at it idc whatever #skrunkart

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narwhalandchill · 6 hours

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its been like. nearly a year (How.) already but i cannot lie theres Still a part in the back of my brain occupied with and being thoroughly entertained by the way that childes confirmed 4.0 complete self-awareness over waking up the narwhal at 14 recontextualizes some key liyue things leading to some very funny self indulgent scenarios in my head

like yes chili is old news its basic please excuse me for predictable popular ship crimes (do NOT however associate me w the crimes of fanon against their actual range. theyre peak to Me) but i just keep replaying the imagery of zhongli and childe back on their homoerotic Professional Working Relationship bullshit where their flirting passed the jkjk unless treshold of even remotely plausible deniability like 8 exorbitantly priced business dinners ago and theyre just like. doing that whole song and dance now neither committing to a move except zhonglis presently feeling moderately conflicted (but nonetheless fairly unfazed at) by the prospects of actually developing some sort of a thing for the harbinger hes supposed to puppet master into executing the major story climax of his 67-step retirement plan bc he turned out to be quite the strangely charming ginger specimen (to His weird fucking 6000 year old tastes at least. they deserve each other) with some fascinating life ambitions he cant help but be enraptured by.

but because hes still 100% Locked In on his entire plan zhonglis also just . simultaneously dual wielding his coy-ass "i like you and am taking it slow to Savor this developing relationship (Also bc of the Geo Archon Shaped Elephant In The Room) except am old as shit so my languid sense of time inadvertedly Automatically turns my behavior into an equivalent of the dark souls boss of playing hard2get" act (cue "waddup im ajax 24 and im in fucking agony with this hot funeral consultant". Yes they live like this) AND also meticulously theorycrafting like 12 moves in advance for his 6d chess play of leaving the most subtly crafted trail of breadcrumbs behind for the tsaritsas 11th to follow into the intended & completely "Coincidental" idea of unleashing the one particular sealed sea deity that zhongli Specifically wants momentarily released for his sweet 6k retirement party and graduation test for the nation hes helicopter parented for 3.7k years .

like. this is zhongli we r talking about the guy Absolutely has it planned out down to a fucking art like he has an entire branching path dialogue tree planned and memorized like its a visual novel for every possible way he can conveniently namedrop osial in a non-suspect way and also that he just happens to be sealed right over there across the harbor (what a coincidence!) and also to slip in the intel about the latent power of the sigil of permission etc etc. like zhonglis just out there doing all this massive galaxy brain computational work simultaneously while infodumping on an academic level about whichever subject childes latest random comment of amicable small talk happened to remind him of because in his helicopter parent in remission mind its Absolutely Critical that the idea about releasing osial occurs Completely organically in childes mind it Has to he Cannot risk revealing anything . (hes in remission not in recovery guys.) so like here we are. he requested notes from the tsaritsa Personally on the character of her 11th just to ensure every move was painstakingly crafted to draw him Specifically to the intended conclusion without risking revealing his true identity .

except. the thing . neither he. nor the tsaritsa . would have been informed of . is that this simply isnt childes first fucking rodeo waking up an eldritch city sized sea creature . and he is very well aware of this fact . he woke that beautiful wonderful beloved huge fucking narwhal up by himself had his brain chemistry Immediately and Irrevocably rewired as a direct consequence do you fucking think hes somehow stopped thinking about that singular moment for even a second since then???

yeah . thought so.

so what actually ends up happening in reality is theyll be on another definitely-serious-business-not-just-a-date and zhonglis going to get down to like dialogue selection part 10 of the 86 step conversation tree at Most where hes only beginning to like Vaguely allude to the key pieces of information involved but it turns out Because Hes That Guy (TM) And Has Been There Done That Before childes basic pattern recognition and sense of irony simply proceed to kick in Way ahead of time and hes Immediately perking up like Hey wouldnt it be really fucking funny if i wake up an eldritch sea beast Again . like just in case. as a last ditch effort .

and zhonglis just sitting there seeing the gears turn in his head as they enjoy their cringe fucking picnic (bc they just stare at each other intently like that nowadays its a thing. being in a room with them by this point is essentially a human rights violation) and is just completely fucking flabbergasted and lost on how in the hell childes speedran his way to that conclusion at what amounts to barely a 13% completion rate in his whole overkill fucking plan (just 1 of 3 contingencies btw) and its like yes he has his intended outcome but also precisely 0 idea on how the fuck said outcome was reached the way it was this fast . like hes still winning its His plan thats well underway and ahead of schedule but How

(pov: ur selling the concept of waking up destructive sea creatures to the guy who woke up a celestial body eating cosmic whale at 14)

anyway its truly beautiful i absolutely detest these two and have prime liyue AQ hijinks nostalgia now thank you for the lore drop that allowed this to become canon in my head hoyo

#im sorry for completely out of nowhere ship posting dude idk where this came from . i had to get it off my chest ig . runs away #chili my dearest i miss em . theyre the most normal business partners to lovers dynamic to me NO drama whatsoever they just #happen to be insane fucking people and thats why it ends up weird . but relationship wise. bland as SHIT they just get along well #drama?? betrayal?? angst?? NO. 1 spar and childe forgives instantly we all know this to be true #theyre so fucking basic as a couple bc both of them being as weird as they are just ends up canceling out #bc neither is unnerved by the insane shit the other comes with . and they just like. date normally . and make a semi-open committed ldr wor #they simply civilly agree not to bring up the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Religious differences .#6k yo highly suspect god known for signing NDA with celestia dating guy intent on torching the fucking place personally like .#'we make it work despite our differences 😌'#and the known self-admitted heretic if it gives him power looking to conquer the world just #'oh no need to Rush the agenda after all im still busy getting stronger 😊 in time watch tf out tho <333 youre so sexy aha'#dont listen to bland tropey fanon guysss listen to me they could be so fucking peak. they Are to me #altho childe pairings are so weird to me now being a true narwhal truther. theyre all basically a love triangle to me now LKWDJKWDKJWDKJ #like listen. they could be in love they could be the same entity they could be opposites. nemeses. platonic soulmates. romantic rivals. idc #BUT whatever the fuck they are i want them together please thank uuuuuuuu so like. added hysteria factor to any other ship w ajax .#hes still fucking cheating on his narwhalllll on all levels. romantic. platonic. cosmic. unphased by any attempts at defining their bond #with mere words. what are they??? no clue. still cheating. no i dont explain my poetry often. theyre simply everything to me xx #how do i even fucking tag this man its not rly childeposting worthy is it....#and im not abt to risk breaching containment in the chili tag.........................#guess its just #genshin #rambles #lmaooo wjkdwkjwjkdjkdw

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sereniv · 3 days

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anyway 4 alive people doesnt justify over 200 dead

#palestine #fuck zionism #and fuck zionists #no not jews #idc 90% whatever i refuse to believe 90% of jews support ethnic cleansing and genocide #zionists are getting blocked #israel is killing in the name of zionism ofc people are going to hate zionists #if there really is zionism that is exactly like my views then i dont fucking see it #all i see is right wingers #all i see is racists #all i see is people celebrating over 200 people dead just bc they got 4 ppl who were well taken care of #i am so fucking mad rn #the person i was talking to that i presses their beliefs blocked me and normally i wouldnt care #but it felt like it was civil enough. we differed in some things but then its obvious they dont give a shit #cant tell me why palestinians are prisoners not hostages? cant tell me why 4 ppl justify over 200 dead?#cant tell me how bulldozing olive trees in the west bank isnt part of the conversation?#I really fucking tried i really fucking hoped #that maybe there was something missing that really theres zionists who believe what i believe #which would mean coming together and bridging a gap thus influencing people #god im too naive #anyway #any day now israel is held accountable #i hope to hear statements from the hostages. glad their ok i guess #hard to care #when theres thousands of palestinian hostages they who come back looking dead #fuck israel

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karinyosa · 7 days

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i can't go into the tag rn bc i'll get spoilers but the other show i'm going insane about is blue eye samurai and oh my god. the scene where mizu has a flashback to the fight w taigen while watching a threesome. my god

#and mizu and taigen are both superimposed(?) over the men #and the third person is a woman and mizu meets akemi THAT episode #if u wanted to homoeriticize mizu and taigen thatd be one thing but this brothel serves gay people so why is it specifically a mmf threesom #karinyo.txt #like. youre so crazy youre sooo crazy for that mizu #a lot to unpack #what if we fought by the fire at night when i had a side wound #and then way later when you chilled the fuck out i gave you the sword i won off my dead enemy (which i forged myself) and abandoned you #and then i saw images of your face during our fight flash before my eyes while watching a threesome. HELLO???#and both of us were the men even though i am a woman(?)#LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN.#idc mizu is hot and that still feels gay to say. LMFAO #mizu baby binding. you are going to break a rib swimming and jumping and fighting in all that tape #such dykey/transmasc energy from teenage mizu #from child mizu as well to be real with you. like it's interesting that there's never a moment where mizu went from feminine to masculine #she was just always. a boy #can't wait to go into the tag about this but i am not having this show spoiled for me #i also love yentl so like. this is nothing new for me. however while yentl usually gives me tboy vibes i'm not so sure about mizu #and the way she remembers akemi's face after glancing at her through a window once like weeks ago. YOU ARE GAY x2 #bes

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