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treasureofmammon · 5 months

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✨️💛 Silly but sweet headcannon 💛✨️

Mammon is a sucker for physical touch.

Once, Mammon said on a chat that he didn't like clingy people. But all his brothers jumped back, saying that's exactly how he is. And we all know that's true...

So headcannon that:

He loves to be held, to be hugged, to be kissed, to be touched, to cuddle and snuggled like the bby he is.

We usually touch his hands a lot and spend our breaks walking around school from one class to another or to the cafeteria, holding hands. He usually barks back: "Hey, don't do that all the time", but he's actually gripping our hand tighter than before. He spits words that don't align with his behavior, as usual. He better know that we are making fun of him later.

He secretly adores that we look at him so fondly: we are at class, doing our assignment in pairs, and while he reads his book on Latin spells, we are just looking at him with a lot of admiration and love. He notices and starts to panic; blushing, he covers his face with his book, pretending to read more thoroughly; but he's actually trying to regain the lost coolness he had going on. Asmo observes from the other side of the room and thinks his brother is an idiot: "Such a gorgeous partner, and he can't even rejoice from their gaze without getting embarrassed. What an immature grown ass demon-man!".

And finally, he absolutely loves it when we cling to his arm. Whether it is because we are walking back home, on a date, watching a movie in his room, or when we are afraid, facing an imminent death threat. In those moments, that gives him strength and courage: "Treasure's scared, 'n Imma powerful demon. I must protect 'em"; but in fact, we usually protect him and his bros with little to no problems.

📌 Masterlist

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datchscursedblog · 6 months

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When you fuse digital and traditional

+ weird headcanons I have for the funny robot boy ｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡

#the amazing world of gumball #tawog #tawog bobert #weird headcanon #digital art #traditional art #fanart #the hc thing has a crossover in it XD #Ye I know autistic robots are everywere but I just like the idea of him being one #He's an android basically #the panromantic asexual explains itself XD

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weirdass-cryptid · 9 months

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Okay, weird headcanon here...

Bills limbs would just turn into complete loose rubber in a nice, sensitive state. Like, if he was being pet just the way he liked it, his limbs would just become so much more droopy and extend a bunch like a snake 🐍

#gravity falls #bill cipher #weird headcanon

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projectbluearcadia · 10 months

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If Lucifer and Diavolo were somehow involved in a physical fight where they weren't allowed to use magic, weapons, etcetera, I immediately decided Lucifer would kick someone if at all possible.

But I couldn't for the life of me decide what Diavolo would do, so I thought I would ask tumblr.

Yes, I am working on "Kneel" I swear

#obey me lucifer #obey me diavolo #obey me shall we date #weird headcanon #obey me!#obey me shitpost #obey me headcanons

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violecov · 10 months

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Okey, hear me out:

Melkor just stole the gems, he did not kill Finwe.

Finwe was already dead when he arrived. But since all the guards were dead as well, there was no one who could testify in his favour.

#who was the one who killed him?#not really sure #silmarillion #weird headcanon #finwe #melkor #Eonwe?#feanor #au

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scp-10000 · 5 months

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Dumb thought.

Zed is so plot averse he accidentally kicked the nHo off the server when they tried to add him to the group(in universe headcanon i made for what happened in season 5), so when season 8 rolled around, Grian and Doc had to look at him and say

Do not attack the moon

Do not think of attacking the moon

Do not buy the Yugioh card that lets you attack the moon

Do not shrink the moon and steal it

Do not summon a black hole to eat the moon

Do not think of the moon

Do not the moon

cause they did not want him to mess up their moon plot,

and then he asked what to do about Evil X and his crypto scam and they both said he can attack him.

#hermitcraft #zedaph #grian #docm77 #weird headcanon #no joke #doc told him he's allowed to choke slam evil x if he plots too hard near Zed

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im-einst · 6 months

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Headcanon Random || scc

Cap'n is actually gay but he says he likes women because he's afraid to admit who it is for fear of being made fun of it. And he only usually opens up by saying what with very close people such as sweet or k_k.

#deltarune #scc #sweet cap'n cakes #sweet cap'n k k #deltarune chapter 2 #robots #deltarune fanart #cap'n deltarune #deltarune cap'n #deltarune scc #cap'n #sweet capn cakes #headcanon #weird headcanon

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broflovski-brah · 6 months

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i kinda like the idea of kyle, kenny and butters just getting revenge on cartman by raiding his fridge and eating almost all the food in his house and just trying to hide the evidence and how full they are when cartman gets home

#south park #skipper speaks #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick #butters stotch #headcanons #weird headcanon

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wannabeblockb · 1 year

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I don’t know much about Clotted Cream Cookie other than he’s a Super Epic Cookie, but I think he might be related to Whipped Cream judging by their similar hairstyles.

#wannabeblockb #weird headcanon #cookie run #cookie run comic studio #clotted cream #clotted cream cookie #clotted cream cookie run #whipped cream #whipped cream cookie #whipped cream cookie run

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nerdybirdboy · 9 months

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Tim is definitely the type to develop Hanahaki disease, in a world where that exists. Of course he'd also try to hide it and not confess until the last minute.

#headcanon #weird headcanon

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fight-child-abuse-psa-fanblog · 1 year

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Kim Headcanons

So I decided to make some headcanon posts for everyone in the squad because I can, and I’m doing Kim because she’s one of my favs and I love her. Some of them may be not as fun, but I felt the need to add them.

- As I implied in one of my other posts, Kim is “incapable of driving” (or is she?). She has her driver’s license, but no one knows how, because she is terrifying on the road. But here’s the thing that no one knows; she is a perfectly good driver, she just drives chaotically when her friends are in the car. This is due to the fact that she finds it funny. She can actually drive literally anything perfectly. But since none of her friends want to be in the car when she’s driving, she never has to be the driver, so she gets free rides all the time. Perfect planning. Willow will still go in anyways because she does not fear God nor death.

- Kim’s favorite ice cream flavor is mint chocolate and she and Will have argued over whether it’s good or not.

- After she and Kevin broke up, she filled her TikTok feed (she canonically has a TikTok account) with memes, and some people are slightly concerned. She’s coping in her own way.

- One of said memes was the “I need to cry but my foundation was 48 dollars” vine.

- Speaking of TikTok, she has 9,000 followers and mainly posts dance tiktoks, movie reviews, and random birds.

- As you can tell, she likes birds. Her favorite bird is the blue heron.

- She also likes movies, particularly mystery movies and psychological horror, but she will occasionally allow herself to enjoy a Marvel movie.

- Her favorite movie is either Knives Out or Murder on the Orient Express (it’s a good book, and a good movie!)

- Recently watched Turning Red and cried for about an hour because what a mood

- Cosplayed as Rei Ayanami for an anime convention Will dragged her to. Even though Kim doesn’t watch anime, she came because she wanted to support her friend. Legitimately likes the opening song and mecha designs though.

- Is Korean American

- Has three younger siblings: Ari (13, girl), Kija (10, boy), and Binna (5, girl)

- Low key rich???

- She really likes cooking with her mom, and they always make dinner together on the weekends

- Extremely extroverted and popular because of it

That’s all I can think of for now. Please give me suggestions for better tags. Also like/reblog this post.

#fight child abuse teen psa #psa #psas #psa fandom?#psa fandom #best girl #character #character headcanons #Headcanon #weird headcanon #dumb headcanons #based on canon #social media #i love her #korean american #asian character #chaotic dumbasses #chaotic good

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treasureofmammon · 8 months

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Weird headcannon:

Or maybe just plain mental health issues and low self-esteem

MC is ugly

At least in human terms, but their soul is so bright and appealing that all characters can't help but feel attracted to them because they are able to see, mostly, soul representations of other beings.

Maybe it's because I'm ugly and I'm my own MC (although not quite)? WTF is wrong with me?

#I'm on therapy don't worry #obey me #weird headcanon obey me #weird headcanon #obey me shall we date #obey me!#om #om!

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nouverx · 2 months

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"I want to eat you" is their love language and you can't change my mind

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #hazbin rosie #radiorose #alastor #my art #autodesk sketchbook #they are so freaky they must have so many fucked up conversations like that I just know it #it's their weird way of “flirting” yk what I mean #I headcanon that Alastor HATES burgers and fast food in general ik it's very specific #my artstyle is so inconsistent ahah I'm experimenting don't mind me

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daily-solarballs-hcs · 2 months

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Earth always has the urge to eat asteroids.

#weird headcanon

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arggghhhsstuff · 5 months

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forever obsessed with percy being weird. off-putting. strange even. a cryptid maybe. an urban legend if I may. my boy is the son of one of the oldest, most powerful gods, has been in FBI's records since the age of twelve, fought and won two wars against immortal beings, went to hell and back. I think he's allowed to be a little odd.

#percy jackson #cryptid percy jackson #<- there are only 3 fics under this tag on ao3 it's making me so sad #because i have THOUGHTS and HEADCANONS and IDEAS but i don't know how to write #demigods being less humans than they are in canon is a favorite headcanon of mine #they get to be WEIRD and SCARY and POWERFUL #!!!!#percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #pjo #pjo hoo toa #demigods #percy jackson fandom #percy jackson tv show #pjo show #yeah

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s-aint-elmo · 4 months

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part 2 of my pining falin agenda aka I STAND WITH MARCILLE THAT DRESS WAS CUNT

part 1

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#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #farcille #dungeon meshi spoilers #doodles #mine #in my to-do list that second image is described as 'visions of marcille tarted up dark magician style dancing in falin's mind'#making laios call the dungeon lord dress weird in part one is just compliance to canon characterization HE DOES NOT SPEAK FOR ME #i looove fashion and fashion as characterization so my headcanon is that marcille's epilogue style is a direct consequence of that dress #she realized that there was no escaping the resemblance to her mother bc it is now a proven fact that black brings out her cuntiferocity #also falin is wearing a chemise de la reine bc 1) plumage real estate 2) similar to her canon dresses and 3) booba

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