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bluecurses · 1 year

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another moon knight smut fic

@shakieshakey is keeping me in his basement pls send help and tombstone pepperoni pizza sticks

this is when you find out that every new piece of writing I create is just the same fic but I shook up the words in a tin can

#ao3 #archive of our own #smut fic #smut fanfiction #moon knight smut #jake lockely x reader #jake lockley #jake lockely x you #sub Jake Lockley #top male reader #male reader #warning: piss #aftercare #slight angst #just a pinch #now with spaces :D

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soldrawss · 9 months

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A little summer rain excursion to the corner store with the Noceda kiddos.

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roberrtphilip · 5 months

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Robert hesitantly leans forward. Summoning all the long dormant faith and hope and love inside him, he tenderly, gently, presses his lips to Giselle's. Almost instantly, the flush of life rushes back to her cheeks. Slowly, Giselle opens her eyes, and looks up at the face of the one man who adores her more than any other. Her one true love.

#robert philip #giselle philip #enchanted #disneyedit #enchantededit #robselle #robert x giselle #patrick dempsey #amy adams #rucksack*#flashing //#for my last rewatch i tried to time it perfectly so he'd kiss her at midnight irl but i missed it by like 30 seconds #bc my dvd had like fifty copyright warnings plus a stupid fast play thing i wasn't expecting #god i was so pissed

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cringefail-clown · 1 year

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does june get crockertiered?

yes and she's NOT HAPPY about it

basically the nature of her aspect and her overall absolute hatred of the crockercorp makes her immune to the brainwashing of the tiaratop, though condy can still control her actions. so june will do what condy tells her to, but she'll talk shit about her the whole time. junes friends are kinda horrified about the whole situation, but at the same time pissing themselves from laughing bc june just wont. stop. bitching. about the crockercorp and her fish alien dictator great grandma

#ask #homestuck #homestuck turnabout #turnabout au #june egbert #john egbert #crockertier #also june is more of a meanace than asset in fighting bc she keeps warning her friends about what moves she'll use #condy is absolutely pissed

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kinos-fortress-2 · 6 months

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fuck it who cares

#piss mauling #sniperpauling #i should finish my stickers but who cares at this point #tf2 #kino art #sniper #miss pauling #i have been drawing this fuckers TOO MUCH #so warning i will be drawing yuri sniperpauling bc im fucking insane #team fortress 2

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sp1cy-t0ss · 1 year

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WIP excerpt #1

“Hey Dames, Nightwing just broke into my place.”

A deep, heartfelt sigh of annoyance sounds out from the phone. “Is he injured?”

“I let the cat handle him.”

“Beloved, please tell me my brother has not been murdered before I can do so myself.”

#wip #spice posts #dead serious #dpxdc #dp x dc #dead serious ship #he did take quite a beating and not all of it is because he refused to harm a housecat #the cat's name is Dracula and she's PISSED #Danny was warned this would happen #so Dracula has a little vest with 'SECURITY OFFICER' monogrammed on the sides

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welcometololaland · 8 months

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rb if you've ever projected your real life into your fic

#i mean i think it's obvious i have #like every second fic someone is a lawyer #and like half of my cursed oc's are based on a real person #if you piss me off i'll make you into an evil oc #warning lmao

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sassenach082 · 2 months

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hey so remember when I said the next chapter was spicy it's possible I lied

...I forgot about the ANGST??? oops

So it's... uh. Angst. With... with a dash of spice.

You'll thank me later?

#you won't #sassy speaks #you guys are going to be so pissed at me #not me witch cackling as I write this chapter that I totally forgot needed to happen to make plot things wrap up nicely #THERE'S 23 CHAPTERS NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME #I think you'll like part of it #but you're going to be suuuuuuuuper mad at me for how it ends haha /awkward/ anyways #you've been warned!

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bluecurses · 1 year

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a moon knight smut fic

@shakieshakey held me at gunpoint and made me write moon knight fanfiction

if there are words in this you don't get, don't worry, i didn't get them either

#ao3 #archive of our own #smut fic #moon knight smut #steven grant #top male reader #steven grant x reader #bottom steven grant #warning: piss

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arrowheadedbitch · 6 months

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Damian: Wow, Drake, you are really going to eat that? I had expected better from you.

Tim: You can't say that to me.

Damian: Pray tell, why not?

Tim: Because my mom drilled very unhealthy eating habits into my head growing up, and if you're the one who triggers the eating disorder, I will never forgive you.

Damian:

Damian: I am having conflicting feelings about this.

#all Damian wants to do is piss off tim but he's not sure if giving his anorexia is worth it or not #eating disoder trigger warning #ana trigger #tw disordered eating #tim drake #red robin #robin #rr #batfam #damian wayne #damian wayne and tim drake

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rebouks · 9 months

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Waddle waddle.. 🦆

#ts4 #sims 4 #where's he goinnn #gif warning #hi hello #feeling a lil better now #i think..#me and mr husband have been playing wow classic hardcore so that was a nice distraction #realised i kinda got too far ahead of myself with screenies n such which is pissing me off lol #cos like.. there's a chunk in the middle i gotta figure out before i can continue n i hate it when that happens #but i'm just gonna forge ahead cos i wanna wrap up this lil setting up arc i've been kinda doing #this probs makes no sense cos u don't know what's in my head but sksjdks #u kno how it be #slow posting for a while maybe #got a week off this week so i'm being lazy/working in the garden #✌

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terrak0 · 3 months

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You know what would’ve redeemed the stupid lake scene in season 2?

Have the lake be completely covered in snow. The characters don’t walk around the lake cause they don’t realize there is one.

They don’t even realize they’re walking on top a frozen lake until the ice breaks and a walker falls through it behind them, and oh we’re not walking on solid ground and now everyone’s panicking trying to make it across.

#twdg #they could’ve done this #why didn’t they just WALK AROUND #it makes Kenny more pissed cause it’s an obvious attempt from Arvo to get them killed cause he didn’t warn them

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blackashbluephoenix · 6 months

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Offscreen season 5 conversation between Mike and Harvey, probably.

(Sweet, forgiving, too decent) Mike: Hey I know this bit with Trevor's gonna be tough and I understand you have to attack his credibility but he did used to be my oldest friend so maybe try to leave some shread of his dignity intact?

Harvey: (with a shark like smile and a malicious glint in his eyes that suggests he has been preparing for this exact moment since birth)

Harvey: No.

#marvey #mike x harvey #harvey specter #mike ross #suits marvey #suits #harvey is a protector first #and he's been waiting for this moment for a long time #like basically since that day at the hotel #like foaming at the mouth to get his teeth into Trevor #jumps right out of his seat at the hearing like #“LETS FUCKING GO YOU LITTLE SHIT”#meanwhile Mike is facepalming like #fucking knew he was going to have a field day with this #oh well I warned him #should have just stayed in bed Trevor #but no you had to piss off my Harvey #expanding this scene for my AU was fun af #fuck Trevor Evans

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santaclaushohoho1 · 4 months

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about conservatives being mad about green day's "im not a part of the maga agenda":

you guys

theyre a punk band

what the fuck do you think a punk band is?

theyve always been leftist, they've always been political

just like all the other artists you're just now finding fucking hate you

they didnt change. somewhere between you listening to them as a teenager and now, you just became a fucking idiot

you became the machine you fucking dolt

youre not punk anymore, youre not cool (if you were ever either of those things), youre just a douchebag that is easily convinced by the nonsensical words of a nepo-kid, a senile asshole who bullshitted his way to being verifiably one of the worst presidents in the last century of american history

i think you need to seriously reconsider everything you believe in when your childhood nostalgia tells you you're a dumbass

#santa on politics #politics #politics warning #was talking to my mom about this and i basically said this exact thing #then i was like #“oh this is probably tumblr worthy”#at least one of mutuals will enjoy this #i try not to do serious topics or politics because i like my blog to be on the happier side but this pissed me off enough #if i actually read the news there'd be more political posts lmao #rant post #rant

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woolydemon · 11 months

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not now klav, bruder's cyberbullying

#ace attorney #kristoph gavin #klavier gavin #the guy whos pissing him off online is phoenix btw #flashing warning #woolymation #i kinda just gave up on this one ngl thats why its kinda bad ajdgfkfjfjf

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okayplaguerat · 1 year

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I absolutely adored the Piss suit and if I’m honest i think he suited being a bit of a crazy anti-hero. You telling me this man built a bomb, to plant and then dispose of to make himself look like a proper hero? Big fan.

Genuinely loved this episode, big fan of a lot of the motifs and just general feel. Loved Jerry being an avenger’s level hero and Rick also becoming one in his own strange way. (Also a big fan of Rick with eyeliner, you’re doing amazing sweetie)

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #rick and morty fanart #ram #r&m #adult swim #Cartoon Network #Analyze Piss #morty smith #non binary artist #fan art #artist #illustration #illustrator #cartooning #cartoon #artists on tumblr #piss master #removed the spoiler warning bc its been 24 hours for uk boys

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