me in a hot shower: mhhhhh hot

me in a cold shower: mmhhh cold

me in a warm shower: *contemplates life and all of exsistance including love and how cannibalism is used as a metaphor for devotion*

Warm shower......

save me warm shower....

warm shower...

annabeth was complaining to percy one day about how her cabins showers are always freezing and pining!percy was just like “my cabins showers are always warm, you could…use them…if you…want… :]” and pining!annabeth takes him up on it and now she’s been using his showers for years and every time percy has to sit there and concentrate on making the water warm just for her but he’ll never tell her bc she’d feel bad and go back to her own freezing showers so she just thinks that cabin 3 has the best showers when in all actuality the whole camps plumbing is fucking ass and percy is so in love with her it’s ridiculous

Danny keeps telling heros his tragic backstory buts just ripped from an old game no one really remembers that he liked. That or an old cartoon he watched as a kid.

Example: One day I just woke up and had this strange pink mark on my leg. I was freaking out but then started noticing all this stuff I could do. All of a sudden I liked fish? And these men would keep popping up and telling me I had to fight monsters. Telling me i was picked for it. I got this neat pendent though.

The league have no idea hes bsing them. But eventually he keeps getting closer and closer to the characters story that someone will figure it out. And I like to think it’s Redhood or Flash and no I wont explain why because if you know you know.

Bonus points if Danny switches it up like once he finishes telling the characters full backstory. Maybe it can become a game with him and the others. Who can guess his reference the fastest. Batman is not amused

will it ever be enough? when someone loves you, you feel something curl inside of you, sour and whiplike, angry at being unheard. they don't really love you, they love this facsimile you have ensconced in your rabbit body. they will chop up the bits of you looking for luck and never find the good soul you promise - their love slides off. you're viscera; you have spent a lifetime promising the blood is art.

oh but when someone hates you - well, they're right to. and you'd trip over your little grassknot legs for them. begging them to reconsider. you feel it all knifeedge, spinepoint straight through you. they're the ones who see the real you, after all; and if they can love you, you might finally feel worth something.

but if they do love you in the end, after all of that, after your heart like a fawn opens to gutter under them - you've fooled them, and it isn't worth anything anymore. they've just gone and fallen for it. the love slides right off.

once, you heard a line in a musical about being abandoned. you laughed at the time, unnerved. your voice a keen; too shaky to be candid.

will it ever be enough. will the love ever diffuse through your skin and sink into your marrow. are you even capable of feeling that - of feeling cared for - or are you still waiting, even right now, for the hunter to draw the bow and arrow. if you trust that love, even once, and are wrong, you know exactly what will happen.

and somehow you know - you'll never be able to fix that, once it's been broken.

thinking about "everyone hit me I was annoying" and how all the violence we've seen between the siblings involves Roman. likely because they saw their own father "beat him with a slipper until he cried" just for ordering lobster (though I think the real reason Logan targeted Roman with so much violence is obvious at this point), thinking about how they claim he liked the violence too because it became so normal for them that it was mythified into a joke, into something so unremarkable they claim not to remember. Roman's pain is a joke at most, something for Kendall to use against Logan when Kendall chooses to acknowledge it all. so, he tries to beat them to the punchline, beat them to the insult, to the abuse with loud vigour, but sits quietly in fear when there's no garuntee someone won't hurt him and deny it if it goes wrong. Roman isn't going back to Logan because he has some hope Logan is changed. He's going back to Logan because Kendall and Shiv assumed he would. Not only did they not trust him, but they threw his greatest pain and shame in Logan's face, not out of a sense of justice, but just to spite Logan. He's going back to Logan because he knows to expect that kind of unpredictable cruelty from him and so it hurts less than staying with Shiv and Kendall and getting it from them. He's not going back to Logan looking for denied love, he's gone back because he's given up on believing anyone in his family can give it and better the devil you know.

predatorgirl4preyboy where shes hunting through the woods looking for her little boytoy whos running away from her but tripping over rocks and roots of trees and making too much noise and she finds him and pins him down so his ass is in the air and she pulls down his panties and takes her gock out of her jeans and rails him on the leaves and dirt while hes whimpering and moaning and clawing the ground from being made to cum over and over<3

what is the weirdest thing you have found whump in. i'll start. the way water is helpless to stop you from turning on the tap and send it cascading down into the horrible gross drain and the horrible gross pipes. but also honestly maybe it's no worse at all than being trapped in the other pipes before the tap was turned on. or maybe it is worse because after it has seen freedom in clouds and rain you showed it freedom once again but only for a brief moment while you used it, only to then immediately let it be engulfed by darkness and decay again. or maybe you trapped it in a cup or a bottle- with no better end in sight

Life update Life advice. Go Bald and be free.

April 1st 🌸🐰

New month, New beginnings, New blessings 🤝🤍

an evening at home :-)

Hi there

i just took a shower and now i cant stop thinking about moth boy loving showers

like, poor boy got so upset when he realised he was too big to join you in he bath like he's seen ajax doing from the back of his mind, so he's ecstatic when he finds out your shower is just big enough for the both of you!

he'd definitely love the feeling of the warm water running down his hair and wings, i headcanon that he's designed to spend long periods of time underwater due to ajax's hydro vision so the feeling of water rushing over him is a familiar feeling that he relishes in when it's not happening during battle until he gets shampoo in his eye

big moth man purring while getting his floof dried with the warm hair dryer aadhgfh my heart <3333

(he would also probably try to decipher the "ruins and symbols" that you make with your stray hairs on the shower wall)

dearest lord of moth, please take my thoughts and make something of them (if you have the time lol) 🙏

*furiously takes notes* yes yes please continue

listen listen LISTEN. when Foul Legacy is in the shower and he feels the water raining down and running over him, he does a happy little wing flutter with a delighted chirp, shaking himself so his wings don't become too waterlogged. he loooooves watching you wash your hair too, all the suds and tiny bubbles the shampoo makes look so fluffy, and if he's feeling brave he'll try to scritch your scalp with his claws to help you out. genuinely, Legacy would stay sitting in the shower for hours if it didn't rack up your water bill, but after a while he'll reluctantly get out because he remembers that hot water costs money with his vague knowledge of how Childe deals with expenses and bills- not before turning off the shower and shaking any excess water off, of course

you're always waiting for him with the hairdryer in hand, gesturing for him to sit in front of you with a soft laugh. you gently pat his shoulder when you turn on the hairdryer- neither of you like the loud sound it makes- feeling him stiffen before relaxing as the warm air begins seeping into his bones. his hair and fluff are always especially poofy and soft after being dried, and Legacy just melts more and more the longer you work, on the verge of falling over once you turn the hairdryer off. he lets out small, drowsy chitters when you brush his fur and hair, making sure there aren't any mats or tangles and also that your fluffy Abyss monster doesn't dissolve into a pile of goo while you're at it. only when he's perfectly dry do you nudge his shoulder again, watching him make a beeline for the bed and promptly flop onto the covers, looking at you pleadingly to join him. he's very warm and toasty right now, so he won't need any covers- just you as his pillow, nuzzling against your stomach with a sleepy purr as you stroke his hair to help him fall asleep

lawrence and adam both looking at each other and thinking "he deserves better".....

adam thinking that he's a little creep still, even more pathetic now that the fucking bathroom traumatized him, that he's not good enough. lawrence is a doctor for fuck's sake! adam's barely a step above a stray he took pity on, surely. he'll find someone better soon enough and adam will pretend to be okay with that

lawrence seeing this funny, spunky, beautiful young man and not seeing why he would ever want to be with the disabled, broken man twice his age who also damn near blew his arm off on the worst night of their lives. he still hasn't gotten past the stage of wanting to cry every time he sees adam's scar. why on god's green earth WOULDN'T he find someone better?