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eternallovers65 · 1 year

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The way she takes of the high heel but is still on tip toes, how she waves around and the car drives itself, the barbieland sign with the hearts around, the pink slide, the glittery posters and the perfect descriptions

SHE'S EVERYTHING HE'S JUST KEN!!!!!!!

Greta you did again!!!!!!

#she will be my joker #I'll be insufferable about this movie #cannot wait to make my entire personality about this movie #its for the girlies and the girlies only #greta gerwig the woman you are!!!!!#barbie #barbie 2023 #margot robbie #ryan gosling #greta gerwig

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clown-eating-pig · 3 months

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I really love gertrude robinson bc how often do you get an older woman character who just really sucks? She sacrifices ppl that trust her. She is so focused on keeping the world from ending that she completely doesn’t notice one of her assistants routinely torturing the others. She dismembered a guy. She does her job badly on purpose. She’s cunning and sneaky. She dares her murderous, immortality seeking boss to kill her. She gets murdered by her murderous, immortality seeking boss. She’s not particularly friendly. She somehow had access to plastic explosives. She’s a manipulator and a liar. She’s bound to the avatar of destruction. She helped a guy get rid of a pig by telling him to put it in conk crete. She is like the opposite of a sweet little grandma and that’s beautiful.

#tma #tma spoilers #the magnus archives #gertrude robinson #I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fanon interpretation of her being kind and motherly #and that’s sooooo amazing to me #bc female characters (esp older ones)#are so often relegated to being the mom friend or some similar trope that completely ignores their personality #so I love that she gets to be just the most morally gray old woman #with an amazing voice #ever #tma podcast #what if I fell in love with her #what are you gonna do about it?#nothing!!#you can’t!#can’t wait to be sacrificed <333

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lostlavenderer · 12 days

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I love Sam as our protag and I appreciate Lena as our new ominous office manager but sorry neither of them stand a chance. that entire office is literally just 'Alice Dyer and people who are irrevocably undeniably intensely in love with Alice Dyer' with not even a single exception

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harbingersglory · 4 months

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hii could i req an soft dom arlecchino x sub/fem reader?? something w a really needy whiny reader n maybe like a mommy kink or thigh riding IDK tysm for ur time !

{☆} characters arlecchino {☆} notes drabble, fem reader, sub reader {☆} warnings 18+ content

"Slowly, doll. We're not in a rush." Arlecchino reprimands lightly, squeezing your hips with just enough force to keep you unmoving on her thigh– she was still being gentle, but the subtle warning in her tone spoke to how easily she could push you against the desk and turn you into such a mess that you couldn't even remember your own name..just that you were hers.

But the barest hint of stimulation from her slacks pressed against your throbbing cunt had you twitching, barely able to form words. All you could think about was the scorching, twisting need building in your stomach, desperation for relief slowly climbing until you'd think she was doing this on purpose to drive you mad.

"Please– 'm a good girl, right? I've been good.." You choked out, only to be met with the rough, husky laugh echoing in your ear that made you feel dizzy with a rush of need, her nails gliding along the skin of your hips as she pressed you down even more firmly– you couldn't see her face but it was easy to imagine the crooked smile twisting her lips at the way you inhaled sharply and tried to buck against her thigh.

"Shh. I know, doll. I've got you, just relax." She murmured in that sickly sweet tone that always had your knees buckling, the raspiness of her voice sending shivers down your spine. It was almost impossible to relax with her so close, the notes of metal lingering on her skin despite how well she presents herself– but you trusted her, despite how you know you shouldn't.

"There we go. Good girl." Arlecchino's grip on your hips loosened just enough for you to move if you so wished, and oh did it take every ounce of restraint to not do just that..she hadn't said you were allowed to, and you weren't about to spoil her good mood by being a brat. Not tonight, anyway. "Do you want to cum, doll?"

The fervent nod you offer in place of words draws a laugh from her lips, one that is almost mocking, making your face flush in embarrassment– but the sudden tap against your hip makes your mind go blank to the point you forget it all together, focused only on the feeling of her thigh rubbing against your cunt as you bucked against her thigh, the fabric slick and wet against your inner thighs. You'd have half the heart to be embarrassed about that, too, if not for the sudden brush of her thumb against your aching, neglected clit. Just that small touch has you speeding up your movements, practically drooling as you whimpered like a dog in heat.

"That's more like it, doll. Such a pretty girl." Arlecchino hummed, her other hand trailing up your stomach, between the valley of your breasts and ghosting across your throat before settling on grabbing your jaw in a firm, yet almost tender touch as she tilted your head to the side just enough for her to pull you into a burning kiss. It left you lightheaded, grinding down against her thigh as she claimed your mouth as her own, her thumb still ghosting over your clit sporadically.

She'd spent so long teasing you, constantly touching you but never where you needed her, that you already felt like you were going to snap like a wire. She must've been in a really good mood, then, when she pulled away from the kiss with an almost predatory lick of her lips, yet she settled on pressing kisses to your skin rather then the usual sharp bite of her teeth as they sunk into the curve of your shoulder.

"Are you close? Go on. I want to see your face when you cum– you look the prettiest when you finally break apart, doll." Arlecchino mused idly– as if she wasn't talking to you while you continued to rub your aching cunt against her thigh, chasing your own release through shaky, strained breaths. Her thumb swiped over your lips, brushing strands of hair stuck to your skin from your face– at the same time as she swiped her thumb more firmly against your clit, creating a vicious contrast that had you both melting at the barest hint of almost softness from her and the touch of her hand between your legs, dragging you into an orgasm that leaves you trembling and, had she not shoved her fingers into your mouth, screaming, tears pooling in the corners of your eyes.

"All done, little doll. Take it easy." She murmured, voice so quiet you almost didn't hear it, thumb swiping across your cheek to wipe away the stray tear, her hands pulling away to settle on your sides. "You did well– good girl. Let me take it from here."

#genshin impact smut #genshin smut #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #minors dni #writing tag #arlecchino x reader #arlecchino smut #i considered the mommy part for half a second but i see arle as the biggest butch and i didnt want 2 swap it on the fly looks around #the projection is just a little too hard my bad. i am obnoxiously annoying abt butch arle...#n e way ough soft arle...........not done enough......arle being rough is a given bc shes Like That but like #soft.......#i am weak for a woman who can do both and switch on a dime #arle imo leans like. 80-90% towards rough but shes got a soft spot if shes in a good mood yknow..#i wrote this at 1 am on like uhhh 2 hrs of sleep if it isnt good uhhhhh blame it on that lol #im just feeling it out rn anyway tryna get into writing proper smut again its been a hot minute oop #passes out and dies ough......................#also did NOT spellcheck i just wrote it all in one sitting and called it a day i am gonna pass out now so if u see a typo....#no u didnt #im not done yet wait a minute okay now just. soft arle got me okay. its rlly rare but shes good at playing nice okay #the appeal of arle is fucked up little creature but sometimes u want 2 be pampered i get it #OKAY im actually shutting up now passes out in the middle of the road

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xshrimpcake · 5 months

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degen fished herself a wife

#i've procrastinated enough on work because i want to draw them!!!#degenbrecher wont' even wait she wants her dinner now #arknights #also it's so funny they designed degen to be so super imposing and scary #turns out the woman loves fishing and is on some ad board #i love her

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bulbagarden · 6 months

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I can’t believe Akira Egawa invented lesbians… the paradox rift hype is REAL

you are so unfathomably real for this my enby in arceus o7

#bulbalisia #i can't believe he invented me . i was invented by mister akira egawa himself #wait she's a woman .?#thank you MISS egawa!!!?!?!!!!! omfg #thank you mister satoshi tajiri #pokemon #gaming #bulbagarden #bulbask #tulip pokemon

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murcielagatito · 2 months

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redraw :3

#MANNNN I LOVE THESE GUYS SO MUCH #the only thing that would have made this episode better is if shayera had been in it ;-;#like literally i was so mad as a kid that she wasnt i used to imagine a version in my head where she ended up on mission with them LOL #kinda gave up on the shading sorry this wip has been waiting for like over a year 😭#mi arte #art #justice leauge unlimited #superman #batman #wonder woman #jltas #jlu #jlutas #dcau

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foraged-porridge · 4 months

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me minding my own business, glance over to the side of my screen:

NAHHHHHH it's fuckin margaret houlihan hours right fucking now. here's some emergency margaret houlihan for you all. you need it.

#margaret houlihan #GOD SHE IS MY EVERYTHING #BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL WOMAN #and so strong and lovely and powerful #please.#we can't wait til margaret monday #mash

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child-of-hurin · 11 months

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Part of what charms and compels me in Jeyne Poole's arc is her reaction to her predicament. All the female POVs in this book are dealing with a lot of gendered violence, and they all deal in different but dignified forms... Jeyne is not a POV character and she is absolutely not dignified lol. She cries and begs, she is utterly helpless. But unlike most women in this book who are utterly helpless, she survives. It's frustrating how fans refuse to celebrate that, simply because there is no glory in it.

#Sometimes I wonder if that's part of why fandom is so uncharitable towards her #like if she had some self-sacrificing sense of dignity maybe people would like her more... if she were resourceful or proud #boo!#she's perfect #i also think the absurd notion of arya 'mercy killing' her stems from this too? tbh #like - you think this woman is too pathetic to live? that even if she escaped bluebeard's castle her life is better over?#people will call grrm a grimdark author but this shit you see in fandom is 100000% more cruel than anything this man wrote #her pain is too real to her for games of honor to hold any meaning! she tears the veil she ruins the veneer #she has no noble bearing no honor no ambition no wolf no lover no knight she will not rise from this taller and wiser #none of the ways in which she'll change will be for the better and her pain will only reward her with more pain - the pain is worthless!#here is a child-bride suffering and nothing about that suffering can be made beautiful or meaningful- besides her escape #which theon instantly romanticizes.... what a moment #we flew!#i can't wait to read about her again #jeyne poole

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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 7 months

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Jessica Drew did you just kick a child in the chest

#wait oh nah that's a bit much #at first I thought she hit him with the cycle #BUT STILL #spiderman #atsv #marvel #spider man #across the spiderverse #jessica drew #Jess drew #Miles morales #spider woman #spiderwoman

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musubiki · 5 months

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recently thinking of changing the aesthetic of madam springs

#the cat witchs guild #tcwg #tmaomal #the misc adventures of mochi and lime #madam springs #beta #art #ocs #original #i realized the merchant already has the colorful traveling npc you run into on the road vibes #and i like the idea that she has a very proper dress code to uphold the spring of lifes reputation #forces oscar to dress business casual regularly #still has a cane thats far too big for her #but make it fancier #probably one of lady magg lynns artifacts to be honest #specially made amulet holder #make her even more old lady ish #cant wait to draw her rediculous flashbacks where she goes (in my youth...)#and then cutscene to this very beautiful tall woman with normal human proportions #everyone like how the fuck did you shrink so much #okay i will admit this is so i can give oscar the dark academia aesthetic i want him to have so badly for some reason recently

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mercisnm · 9 months

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A Tissaia portrait to go with the Yennefer portrait from the other day

#sometimes i draw things #tissaia de vries #the witcher #digital art #i thought hmm yen looks lonely #you can tell a lot about a woman just by looking at her hand #for example if she's gathering a lightning ball the size of a football. you are about to be rotisserie. run #honestly cannot wait until i can print the portrait pair

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year

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Hehe I really enjoy your comantary and captions you're so funny, I can't wait until we see Wen Ning again since we left his brief cameo

I miss him everyday.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wen ning #ask #thanks for reading my silly commentary. I also can't wait until we see Wen Ning again!#Wen Ning is so full of babyboy energy....I just want good things to happen to him but oh no oh god the horrors #They keep happening to my precious guy! My sopping wet rabbit!#You have to make sure your Wen Ning gets head pats every day or he will start to wilt #Even if he gets a little stinky and soggy from being buried for 13 years #he is still so deserving of scritches and goodboy treats!#Goodboy treats are probably worms ngl. You think Wen Qing would *Not* feed her little brother worms as children? To see what happens?#She's a woman of science. Hypotheses must be tested. And now WN is a number one worm eater.#The whole corpse thing was just the most wild coincidence. Let WN eat worms regardless of being a live or not!

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mitskijamie · 7 days

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Roy obviously knows that Jamie admires/respects/looks up to him but I like to think there's some part of him that wants Jamie to think he's like. Cool. On some level he's just a middle aged man who peaked in his 20s and craves validation from his cool gen Z coworker. I'm not like a regular coach I'm a Cool coach

#oc #(face straightens immediately)#i think roy was probably bullied at least some at the academy (because he was younger and also super talented) and sometimes with Jamie #who is so effortlessly cool and personable and just has this gravitational pull that will make any room he enters orbit around him #he feels like. idk. inadequate #even when roy was the coolest man in the country there was always this part of him that still felt like it was a joke #this inner autistic 13 year old who never fit in and could never figure out why #like his whole relationship with Keeley he can't believe such a beautiful woman would want to be with him because girls used to ask him out #as a joke or whatever. so he keeps waiting for the other shoe to drop because why would SHE like HIM.#and then when he finds out she's been talking about how clingy he is behind his back he's like I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. of course.#and it's the same thing with jamie. why would Jamie Tartt (Beautiful Young Successful Footballer Slash Sex Symbol). want to be with him.#he feels like a closeted outcast with a helpless crush on a beautiful popular classmate #is this insane.#roy kent #jamie tartt

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leelreallylikespersona · 1 month

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Here she is... Mama Mochizuki (❁´◡`❁)

I'm still figuring out her clothing and stuff but here's a few doodles! I love her...

I'll add AU explanations and stuff below the cut (●'◡'●)

Her eyes are (normally) red to reflect her time as the moon! I'm thinking on giving her a Dark Hour alt, not sure what the specifics are for that yet though...

She chose to make her battle uniform (?) look like Nyx Avatar. Other times she wears normal clothing. The SEES armband was from Minako (who was #4 in this AU, Minato was #3). Ryoji will have Minato's armband. Here's context to why they have them!

She kept the chain around her neck from her time being sealed away, mostly as a reminder to herself of what she caused.

Nyx is definitely more aggressive than Ryoji (she's not the most hostile one in the group though- hi Yaldabaoth), and tends to jump into fights forgetting that she can't use her giant deity form to sweep the opponents. When she does have her awakening and is able to use her more powerful form, her face reflects Nyx Avatar's when using split-consciousness.

She will tell you allllllll about the arcana!

She gets along well enough with the rest of the group, in her down time she's usually hanging out with Izanami

Nyx is still learning how to care... especially about Ryoji. Of course, now she feels like she should be watching over him, but doesn't understand why. Ryoji knows what a parent is obviously, Nyx only recently learns how humans care for their children. She recognizes now that Ryoji is her son, and is making an effort to care for him. It takes a while for him to accept her efforts. All that being said! She's very talented at putting enemies to sleep. Forever.

She still has that massive sword

She may be old but that is not stopping her from flirting (with women)

She turned out more goth looking than I was intending but I kind of like the vibe

#Persona 3 #Persona 3 Nyx #Persona 3 Reload #ryoji mochizuki #Persona 3 spoilers #Persona 3 AU #Decaying Godhood #Guyyyyyyyyys #I love her #I still wanted her to look scary because she has to be #She isn't as old looking as I intended to make her look but I think she's fine.......#You thought Ryoji was insufferable with his flirting?? Wait until you see his mom #She makes jokes about The Fall allllllll the time I bet #What a lovely woman :)#My art

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ahjuummas · 8 months

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I want to rant about Lee Miyeon and Hwang Jihee. Miyeon seemed devastated when Bongseok's powers came to be, and with good reason, the flying being controlled by emotions, them being on hiding and knowing the kind of life his husband had. And it is hard for her, she constantly worries about Bongseok safety or ending like his father if people find out.

And then we have Jihee who flat out says she wants a daughter just like Juwon. Not only because Juwon is cool like the Hulk. She knows he's been mistreated, persecuted and called a monster. Because no matter what happens her daughter will be safe. The way she probably found out of Heesoo's powers just before dying in the accident. She knew she was going to die and smiled widely because Heesoo was fine, she was going to be fine no matter what.

#miyeon needs a break #that woman is a saint #she's been waiting and being her family's protector for years #moving #moving kdrama

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