I can’t believe Akira Egawa invented lesbians… the paradox rift hype is REAL

you are so unfathomably real for this my enby in arceus o7

Hey, thanks for this blog. Bulbasaur always makes me smile and your blog always brightens my dash

Thank you 🥺❤✨💕 that’s so sweet sfdghjkl;!! I’m glad that seeing a bit of the best Kanto starter can bring a some happiness to you day! 🍃

What exactly is project voltage, I’ve seen it everywhere but I’m kind of clueless, is it gonna be like some sort of game?

Project Voltage is a collaboration project between Hatsune Miku and Pokemon, after the 18 designs are released (one for each type!), there will be 18 songs and MVs released over the course of a few months sampling various BGMs of the Pokemon games. The participating vocaloid composers will be announced on 19:00, September 28th. You can keep track of the project yourself on the site linked above or their twitter!

oh are we making the blog worse

Perfect! :) Thank you, yes. a fine addition. we can only go down from here.

Wait where can I listen to all the pokemon/miku music?

Hiya! So, the best answer I unfortunately cannot give you would be Project Voltage's main site as they all would be listed there, however, I do not have the answer as to why, but the site is region-locked to Japan only. Instead, your best bet is keeping track of which producer is in the line up on the official twitter and going to their youtube channels, as all the songs will be on youtube. I'll save you the trouble till next release and link you all the current songs below. Volt Tackle by DECO*27 Electricity Forecast by inabakumori What Kind of Future by Mitchie M The Pokemon Inside My Heart by PinocchioP We will post songs as they release!

Wait

BULBAGARDEN HAS A TUMBLR???

we're about to have a body count too :)

Larry, I gotta know. What do you watch on TV? Tournaments? Showcases? Boccer? Contests? Workplace safety training videos?

Hello, Anonymous. It seems I have gotten quite a few questions from you. Thank you for your support.

As a child, I enjoyed watching public-access television. Paldea was slow to introduce color television, so many of my favorite programs were not in color. I loved to watch the proceedings of the Paldean government in particular, if you have heard of P-SPAN.

At current, I am too busy to watch television. La Primera mandates I watch Iono's streams from time to time to "show support". But I rarely do so.

Voltorb in the mailbox

thank you for the nice gift, anon! smiles :)

Do Medicham have teeth? There’s no scientific evidence to show that they do, but…

perhaps not, but, if they don't... i think you and i could change that *holds out my hand* together. :)

What's the rarest pokemon.

so you see that truck over there...?

legend has it that there's a mew there. not just any mew!!

a SHINY one...

i think you should crawl underneath that truck to the other side, jump 35 times, walk EXACTLY two paces up, eat a blueberry, jump 2 more times, and you'll find it!!

woe (or joy)

winter deerling be upon ye

i feel a great amount of joy, personally. would it be bold of me to ask for yet another gift?

hey can I ask for teambuilding advice

i'm so sorry trainer, neither of us two are into competitive, so we'll provide our own advice to you???? our boss is a competitive fan but there's a nonzero chance he just says 'bulbasaur' so

lisia's advice:

only go for cute ones!!!! think a team of 6 altaria or possibly 6 joltik .

theme your pokémon with cute names this is a MUST.

actually?? just forget competitive and do exclusively contests actually, that's my real advice to you

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blanc's advice:

I have no desire to kill Zacians but if I did have to kill one for some reason it would be very easy. I'd brandish my Koraidon at them and they'd be compelled to approach. "That's very cool," they'd say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the Rusted Sword they carry around at all times. They'd shower me with very interesting facts about Koraidon and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. "But as it is Dragon/Fighting, it's very fragile, you see, and isn't well-suited for use as a Zac-" and them I'd hit them with the 252 Atk Expert Belt Orichalcum Pulse Tera Fire Koraidon Flare Blitz vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Zacian-Crowned in Sun: 859-1015 (264.3 - 312.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO in my other hand, which they wouldn't have noticed because Zacians can only see +1 252+ Atk Zacian-Crowned Play Rough vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Koraidon: 952-1128 (279.1 - 330.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

idk if it'll stay up but it looks like US users can access the project voltage site again! https://www.project-voltage.jp/

awesome! :) hopefully it'll stay up. I was away from the blog due to winter vacation, so I apologize for being unable to keep you guys as updated, but for anyone that missed it, three new Project Voltage songs released! Battle! Hatsune Miku by CosmoP

Kimi to Sora wo Tobu by machiomiii and Gatchu by GigaP, which came out just yesterday! Enjoy!

MISSINGNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

bulbasaur is evolving!

bulbasaur has evolved into ɹ̰̘͚̬̙̯̦͗ͧͥ͂͛ͩí̗̥͖͎̹̤͉ͦ͊̇̒̏ͭ̄ɯ̗͇̙̘͉̜͈͛ǝ͚̬̦͎̫̞̳ͣ－̬͎͎̗ͤ̅ͮͥɥ̹͚̟̱̯̖ͪ̆̚ɐ̺͓͓͇̯̺̓＆̙̗͔̻̽̍ͬ̈́̄͊ͨͅ＇̊░͈̬̱̟̏ͧͧ̍ｏ̰̻̯̰̝̺ͬｕ͖̖͙̦̏͆͐̇ͯͅʇ͉̠̺̜̜̍ͨ͒̏̋̿ͪͅɐ͉͓̯̮͔ʞ͙̱̘̬̪̟̾ʇ̲̯̣͙͓͈̓ͮͦ̅̇ｎ͍̩̖̻͎̾̒ͦɾ̞̠̫̜̜ͥ̈̈ͥ̓ǝ̠̹͎͙ͮ̋̓ͨͨɯ̖̬̣̝̊－̱̣̥͔̩̫͗̃ͯͅʞ͔̩͈͂ͧ͌͗̋̎̽ɐ͉͚̗͙͖͔ͬ̃ͧ̓̓̏͊＆͊̏̂̆░͓ͤ͐̄̌ͭ̓͑ｏ̝̉̅͒̾ͥ̉ɾ̰̯̰͚̙̼̦̓̌ｎ̟̜̮̫̯̗̼ͣ̓̿ͬ－̊̓ｓ͙͕̳ͧ͗ʌ̞̖̩̝̯̞̗̿̇̉̂̍̚ɐ̲͑͑̏͌＆̪͔̭͍̤̺͍̈́͛ͣ░̯͖̳͔̰̪̙̑ͪ́͐̐ɐ̬͙ͩ͌ͭͨ͂ɾ͐ͯ͗ͥ̚ｕ͉̆ͥ͊̀ͥú̦̜̇̒̓－̣̭̙̣͇̦̾ͥ̃ͧ̾ͦʇ͔͚̣̮̱̤̃ɐ͕̯̼͕̖̟ͧ̓͊̿＆̲̣͌░̟̱͇̞̦̺ͨ̾̇ᴉ̯̳͍̃̓̀̉ǝ̗̯ͪ̿̏̋ͩ̆̾ť͔－͎̺͛͛ｓ̲̘͖̥̺͉͋̔̍̾͂ɐ̖̙̯̜̅͛̽＆̯͚͈̞͉̜░̱̯̟̙̥̠̺̄ͪ̃ͭͧͮᴉ͇̥̟͌ͫó̞͍ͧ͌ͤ͒̓̆ｕ̭͉ｏ̮̥̺̗̘͌̓ͤ̓̿͗̚ʌ̠͚͚͚̖̫̇̂－̙̤̫̤͖̿̒šͬ͑ͥ͛̍ｄ̹͉̄͌͋ͥ̃ɐ̬̝̖＆͗͒ͨ͊ͮ░͙̯̲̬̊̚ɐ̫̣͈͈̜̥͕͋͋ｄ̣̖͊ͤ̄͑͗̌ɹ̯̂ᴉͯͫ̄͐̽̚ǝ̺̖͈č͖̜̳̍ͨ̃ͪ－͐ｕ̱̥͙̞̺̒́ɐ͈̘̽͐͌ͬ̍̏＆̪͕͚̯̒̐ͪ̓ͭ░́ͧ̽̎̑͆̽�̻̓ͦ̒̄�͖̳̱̞̥̄�̥̜̻̱̪�̣̺̮ͤ░̼͎̣̭̙̣̜́͑̈́͗ɐ̪̦̚－̳̠̼͙̙͌ͯ̎ͤ̏͂̚ͅ＆͈ͪɐ̼̳̞̦̬̌＆͕̲͕̞͎̐͊░͕̹͙͎͇̜͌ɐ͙̱̹̜̘̫̺ͭͪ̾š̲̹̌̈̃͒̈ͥɐ̟̣̪͖͑ͬ̈－͉͚̳̱̤͇͎̾ͩ͋ͤ̓͋̎ʌ͕̫̪͖̭̐ɐ̣̝͎͈̙̹̏̋̃͂̊＆͍͓̞̻̊ͫ͐̌̎░̝̜̩͙ͭ͐©͇̍️̫̜͚̬̌░͉̉�̣̠͉ͭ�͇̙̬̜̉̅͂ͅͅ️̤̣̿̋̓̀̇͗░̏ǝ̉̏－̻͔̝͗ͣｄ̞ͮ̾͛ɹ͙̝̩̫ͤͨͅͅá̗̩̞̦̗̙ʌ̰͙̝̫͚ͫ̉̽ɐ̤̟̤̖ͯͩ＆̪̻͍̮̙͎ͬͣ̃̚░̮͆̍͒ͧͫ̈̅＆̫̪̯̫͎̏ͬͧͪ̌ｓ͎̯̳̍ͮ̾ͅͅｌ̦͇̜͖̖̋̌̓ͅǝ̯̦̪͕̻͒̍ͦ̍ͦͯｐ͓̮̮̪̗̳ｎ̬͈̼̫̝̊̒̈́̈ͯ̀ͯɾ͇͈̭̌͛̇̇ǝ̺̙－̜͉̻̝͎̜͍ʌ̯̺̟͇̀̎ͧ̏ͬ͂̚ɐ̙̜̆ͮͤ͗̒͋̊＆̙̰͈̖̭̭̙ͥͤͯ̽ͫ͒＇͇̟̰̘ͤͣͣ̄̉̃ͭ░͇ɐ͎̹̳��ʞ̞̎̉̑̄ͪͣž͗͗̒��̤̭̦̹̭̰̅̾ǝ̬̮̗̺̝̜͖̉̾̇̔－̜̳͇̟̉̓̓̀ʇ̓ͭ͋ɐ̮̣̙́͆＆̣͔̆̒░̥̟͇̺̘͚͍🈂̰̗̠̥̣ͫ️̪͍̟͉̦̫͙ͮ̇̿̏░͖̠̹̮̻̠̌ǝ̫̥̣̰͑̄ͣ̉̚ｄ̠̖͔̯̙̙̯ͯš̱ͅᴉ͚̹͚̲͊ͨ̚ǝͣ̽̉－̪͎̱̈́̄͌̉ｌ̙̰̗͈͕̭͂̑̅͗̎̍ɐ͍̺̼̜̜̊ͯ̊ͨͅ＆̝̘̽͊̄̅̚░͎͍̜̼͂ᴉ̥͓̫̜͔͎̯ͯ͊̏̊̽̎ͯｄ̺͚͚̲̺̯ɹ̜̭̣̑͐̊ͅɐ͓͗͑̈ͪ̚ʌ̋ʇ͓̦̲͎͕̅̓ǝ̟̓－ͦ̓ͮͤｄ͇̜̪͖͓̣̳̏͑ͮ̐ɹ͍͋ɐ̻̌＆̻̬̏̔̑░̱̞͙̻ɐ̻̲̲ͫͣͬ̀ͬ̊ͣ－̦͈͖̲ͧͬͣͧ͌ｕ̟̇ͥͤͮ͋ɐ̹͊̃̈́ͤ͂̐́＆̗̤̱̳͕̀ͥ̔░͓̹̘͎̿ͥ̎̅ｎ̮̹̥͇̤̫͂̑̆ͤ－̯̬̣̝̀ｑ̭̗̠̗̽ú̫̱̫̪͋̅̐ɹ̼͚̖̣̾̏̑ͮ̄̈́̂ʞ͈̖͙͚͓̣͐͑͌͗̈́ɐ̝̼̮̠̙̒̈́̾̄ͭ＆̖͙̝͈͈̣̓̉ͫ̂ͤ̓̔＇͙̹̼͙̼̊ͭͦͣ͐̋ͯ░̥̥͚̬̟͉̄ͣ̓͑̍ɐ͋̒͌̓̏ƃ̖̱͎ͩͪ͌̏̽̉̚ƃ̟̻̘͇͉͇ͅ－̹̟͈ɯ̱̗̱̮̍ɐ̳͉̼＆̪̩̯̮͐͆͐̇̆͗ͫ˙͓͇ͩ̂ͥͫ̾ͅ░̱̩̣̤͍̟̬́͑̋̊̓̓∀͕ͪ̾͗̀͒̊－̙̠̀ͫͪ͋̔ｑ͔̘ͨ̊̚ṳ́ͧ̎ͫ̔ɹ̪̯̞̥̦ͧͩ͐̋̐̾͆ʞͦɐ͔͖͈̑̾̋̑̚＆͑̂̇͌̇＇͔̘̝ͫ̆͒͑ͯ̔ͥ░̣̟͈̯̑ͭͮ͐̔ｏ̪̳̥̤̙̻̈̃̉ɹ̰͕̹̞̪̰͇ͮạ͓̥̺̙̠͔́̉̓̌̃̿͌－̟̹ʞ̦̬ͪ̉ʇ͙͈͆͋̃ͩ̉̍ɐ̫＆̻̖̣̼̦̩ͨ̓͛ͧ̽̚░͚̅ͪ̿ͬ͒＆͓̤̪̦̬̄̎͂̽̚ɥ̣͑̏ｌ͖͕͔̺̣̪̃ͤ̾̈́̈́̌̄ɐ̘̳͙̾ͨ̓ͣ̐̌̎ｐ͑͋ͩ̊̋ͥͯí͇̖̭̘͙ͪͣ̆̌͛－̟̟̥̟̽̅̇̐ʌ̠̃̐ͨͫɐ̗̳͓̲ͬ́͒͛＆͖̘̠̙̫̳̠̐ͣͩ̈́ͦ̄░̤͖̪ͨ͊̋̈ɐ̩̘͌ͭʇ̮̠̭͎͕͖ǝ͔̋̃͒̅͋͆ʇ̭̗̗ͨ͒ᴉ̺̺̪͎̟̹̘̇ɔ̼͂ʞ̦̹̝̘̜ͅú̺͉̺̖͊͆̽̃̍͌－̙͔̊͒ͯ̀ͪͥ͆ｄ͚̯͕̱̫̮̹̇̾ɐ̜̩̞̃ͧ̀̐ͧ̓＆̫̬̹̳░̤͓̗͍̝̭̗̂̐͐͂ɐ̝̦̤͓͆͑ͯ̄͒̓ｌ̰̻̤̝͒ᴉ͈̱̋̐čͬ͋ͫͦ̒ʞ̗̟̳͑͑ͅͅｏ͍̼̝̖ͤｓ̠͎̼̻ͮť̽－̩̈͑͂ɯ́̾̾̏ɐ̪̥̻̹͎＆̐＇̟͚͇͖͋░͈̥̖͓̰̙̂ͅｏ͎ͩ̍ɹ̝̱̝̹͉̝ú̟̳̤͇͇－ͩ̂͐́̚̚ʞ͕̩̜͔̬͈͂͌ͪ̽ʇ͈͎̠̖͎̞̦ͪ̽ͯ͒͗ɐ͓͔̯̰̑ͧ͛̏͊ͩ＆̭͗ͮͩ░͖͗ͭ̉ɐ̞͍̣̯͙͎͌͛̔͂̑ͥͅｚ͔̻̤͈̤ͯ͂ͣ̅̈͒ͅý̓̈́̂̾͐̍̓ʌ̬͇̟ɐ̯͎̠̹̍̒ͫ̐̈́ͣ͒ʇ̩͈͍̟̋ͅǝ͈̭̲̖̩̤͖－͎͔ͣ̒̊͌ｕ̜̙͔͙ͣ̉͐̀ͅɐ̹͔̖̝͒͂͌͌＆̥͙̫̥͎̳̎̓ͅ░̝͎͖̺̘͓͑ｏ͔̳͉̦͖̘ͫ͆̈́͒ͤͭɾ̻̞͍͖̘̯ͯí̤͇̞̱͈̜ͪ́̏̓ͤ͆ɯ͇̟̋͒ͧͥ̂̀͐－̫͍̮̐̽̅ͦͪ͆ͧｓ̭̮͕̥̤̖ʌ̺̬ɐ̞ͤ̈̄ͦ＆͐̎̇̊̏̐░̪̗͉̮̹͎̉́ᴉ̬̫̾ʌ͇͓̙ͤ͑ͬͅｏ̩ʇ̯͕̪ͭ̑̅̚ｏ̣̮͉̬ͭ̌ͤɯ̩̥͊ͭ͗－͎͉̬̣̜̫̏ž̺̙̭ͩɐ̬̣͖͇̺̊̇̿̎ͩ̔＆̰̭̺˙̦͕̳̣͋ͤ̅ͣ͑ͦ░̠̤̀͛͐̀Ｉ̖͔̟͈̟̱̏̀̐－̟̰͇̩̣̒ͥｓ͙͚̲̗͖͇ɐ͙͓＆̣͈͔̮͍̘░̮͔̣̰͚̥̞̓̀̂ͦ͊̋

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̪͕͚̯̒̐ͪ̓ͭ░＇͇̟̰̘ͤͣͣ̄̉̃ͭ░͇ɐ͎̹̳̺ʞ̞̎̉̑̄ͪͣ進化失敗̪͕͚̯̒̐ͪ̓ͭ░́ͧ̽̎̑͆̽�̻̓ͦ̒̄�͖̳̱̞̥̄�̥̜̻̱̪�̣̺̮ͤ░̼͎̣̭̙̣̜́͑̈́͗ɐ̪̦̚－̳̠̼͙̙͌ͯ̎ͤ̏͂̚ͅ＆͈ͪɐ̼̳̞̦̬̌＆͕̲͕̞͎̐͊ ░＇͇̟̰̘ͤͣͣ̄̉̃ͭ進化失敗̪͕͚̯̒̐ͪ̓ͭ ░͕̹͙͎͇̜͌ɐ͙̱̹̜̘̫̺ͭͪ̾š̲̹̌̈̃͒̈ͥɐ̟̣̪͖͑ͬ̈－͉͚̳̱̤͇͎̾ͩ͋ͤ̓͋̎ʌ͕̫̪͖̭̐ɐ̣̝͎͈̙̹̏̋̃͂̊ 進化失敗̪͕͚̯̒̐ͪ̓ͭ＆͍͓̞̻̊ͫ͐̌̎░̝̜̩͙ͭ͐©͇̍️̫̜͚̬̌░͉̉�̣̠͉ͭ�͇̙̬̜̉̅͂ͅͅ️̤̣̿̋̓̀̇͗░̏

BULBAGARDEN???

:) i'm just a woman wearing bulbagarden's skin, if u think about it.

i thought sylveon had a gender difference? or i may have misremembered it, because i always thought that if its ribbons had pointed tips it'd be male, and if its ribbons had round tips it'd be female. just thinking.

I regret to tell you Sylveon does not have any canonical gender differences. But! The sky is the limit, anon! If you want the pointed and rounded tips to be true for yourself who am I to stop you?