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thermodynamic-comedian · 2 years

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i cannot stop over-analyzing asoue netflix but guys. do you think that scene in hotel denoument when the baudelaires are trying to get everyone to leave the hotel that all of the side characters' reactions represent their fatal character flaws.

like how olaf's mentors immediately started berating him and calling him a disappointment just because they believed he didn't set the hotel on fire. so their fatal character flaw was cruelty.

and mr. poe and vice principle nero refused to take their blindfolds off, despite the situation, making their fatal character flaw their incompetence, which made them the series' definition of useless adults.

babs and jerome first tried to find a way out, but ended up panicking and staying in one place, so their fatal flaw was cowardice, the original reason neither of them were able to help the baudelaires in the first place.

with esmé and carmelita, it's a little more complicated, since olaf was able to trick esmé because of both her vengefulness and greed (which manifested in her obsession with the sugar bowl), but to some degree it was also about carmelita's stubborness and entitlement (which manifested in her choosing to stay with esmé)

and, finally, justice strauss, who attempts to stop the baudelaires from running away on the roof. i've always interpreted her fatal character flaw as naivety; she believes that all problems can be solved without breaking any rules. she trusts the system too much, which is why she couldn't ever fully understand what the baudelaires were going through, and that they really did not have a choice.

overall, this scene is so important to the story, because it's the exit of all of these characters. it's the last time we see any of them. that's why these negative character traits of theirs were put in the spotlight for this scene; even though these characteristics are flaws so fatal they literally end up being the characters' dooms, they're still aspects of the characters we need to remember in order to understand why nothing went right in the lives of the baudelaires: all of these characters were too cruel or incompetent or cowardly or greedy or arrogent or naive...to be able to help them.

so, as tragic as it is, all these characters end up dying (literally or metaphorically) because of the same flaws that made them useless to the baudelaires in the first place.

#ohh boy everybody watch out frey is having asoue thoughts....again.....like always....[sigh]#in my universe none of them died and they all escaped dont ask how. if i close my eyes i can ignore the canon and all its implications <2 #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #asoue netflix #hotel denoument #snicketverse #lemony snicket #justice strauss #asoue babs #jerome squalor #arthur poe #mr poe #vice principle nero #esmé squalor #carmelita spats #count olaf #fritz rambles too much

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firstdivisiongirl · 4 months

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Day 24: Smoker - Stop Being Such a Grinch

Christmas was such an important time for you. Especially this year because it was the first Christmas you and your boyfriend, Smoker, were hosting. You were so stressed. You had been working on decorations, planning the dinner, picking out an outfit since Thanksgiving. Smoker, though he would never say it, was worried about you. You had become so engrossed with Christmas that he started to hate it. So he talked to Tagishi about what to do. She told him that he should act like he hates Christmas, then maybe you would stop worrying and just stop all your Christmas craziness. So when he got back to your home, the place looked like Santa threw up on the place. There were red and green plaid pillows on every chair, there was a huge green tree with what seemed like thousands of glittery green and red ornaments. And don’t even get him started on the tinsel. After seeing the house, he knew it was time to get Operation: Stop My Love to commence.

“Take these all down,” Smoker said as he started to take down all of the tinsel inside the house.

“Oh stop being such a Grinch!” you yelled back, trying to put all of the tinsel back on the beautiful wooden mantle.

“No! I am sick and tired of Christmas. Everyone treats it like the best time of the year, but it isn’t. Everyone is stressed out, annoyed and I can’t stand it!”

In his fit of rage, he knocked over the Christmas tree that you worked so hard to put up. Hot tears started to roll down your face.

“Fine! If you hate Christmas so much, leave!” You ran out of the living room. After seeing this fit of sadness. He was starting to feel really bad for doing this. He was also very mad at Tagishi.

He grabbed your wrist as you tried to walk away from him, “Hey, I’m sorry. You seem just so stressed and I thought maybe if you thought I really hated Christmas that you would stop stressing about it. Okay, for the record, I asked Tagishi for advice and she said to be a Grinch. Last time I ever ask her for advise.”

You looked at him and kissed him on the cheek, which was now changing to a bright red, “Thanks babe. That’s really sweet of you to worry. If you had just said something about me stressing too much, I would’ve just calmed down a little. I just know Christmas is super important for everyone.”

He chuckled, “not really. I think Christmas is stupid. It’s just another excuse to spend too much money on others when in reality they just put on a fake smile then bash you behind your back.”

“What happened to you? Do you want to talk about it? Do you really hate Christmas?”

“No. But for you, I’ll pretend to love Christmas. I’ll even wear an ugly sweater.” And that’s exactly what he did. When your parents came over, he was the best Christmas loving boyfriend ever, ugly sweater and all.

Please do not copy, modify, translate, repost my writing on other platforms. Comments, reblogs or likes are highly appreciated!

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zodiacgossipzine · 3 months

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Hello Paristans! Please check out the GUIDEBOOK for the upcoming VICE X VICE Zodiac Zine/Magazine!

Artist Sign Ups start May 1st!

#hxh #hxh zine #vice x vice #hxh event #zodiac gossip zine #pariston hill

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limielle · 2 years

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weinlesefest

#venti #venti genshin impact #genshin impact #gi #myart #mm this event gave me a lot of feels but it also made me think a lot about his relationship with the people who worship him #it makes me very ........ emotional #i think out of all the archons he loves his people the most and vice versa #however this event also made me very sad about kaeya bc i didnt find the dinner scene very comfortable w him

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aseriesofunfortunatetexts · 8 months

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incorrect ASOUE

#vice principal nero #count olaf #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #asoue edit #incorrect quotes #source: succession

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lynne-monstr · 10 months

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when you try to escape your captain but you’re not very good at it 1/?

#the king's avatar #yu wenzhou #huang shaotian #cdramasource #yuhuang #my gifs #thekingsavataredit #qzgs #hstescape #this whole scene continues to bring me endless joy #my favorite part that i realized while giffing this is yu wenzhou's face #look at that smug bastard #his massive smile while he spins the chair around #and afterwards #he is having the time of his life #this is the highlight of his day #winning against excellent era: meh #tormenting your vice-captain: perfection #he's so pleased with this turn of events he is having a great time here #look how happy he is!#exactly where he wants to be #(so is hst really #i mean he could do a much better job running away but he does not #he WANTS to get reeled back it. they are both getting exaclty what they want out of this)#who says tka has no romance???? look at these two #anyway this truly is the scene that keeps on giving #also holy moly who let ywz look like that who let him be this attractive this is a CRIME

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toolazytodecide · 1 year

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#ASOUE #a series of unfortunate events #Lemony Snicket #Mr poe #count olaf #montgomery montgomery #Aunt josephine #Sir and Charles #Vice principal nero #esme squalor #jerome squalor #hector ASOUE

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gunsatthaphan · 2 years

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“he’s the best”

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lale-txt · 2 years

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🤍 (n.sfw) pushing your lover onto the bed, kissing down their stomach w/ Smoker & afab!reader

a/n: requested by @opopnomi & @sanjithesimp <3 thank you both for requesting Smoker and this fun prompt, i really enjoyed writing this! while i was at it, i also threw in the prompt "sliding your hand down your lover's chest" so yeah, he gets the best treatment here. also this is the last request for this event and means it's officially completed!

contains: n.sfw under the cut, afab!reader (no pronouns, words 'cunt' and 'pussy' used to describe gentials), dirty talk, oral (both receiving & giving), vaginal penetration, light anal play, rough sex, cockwarming, unprotected sex (no breeding kink or pregnancy implied)

word count: 2k

“You’ve been gone for so long.”

Straddling him as he sits on the edge of the bed, you sink deeper into his arms, burying your face in the crook of his neck. Oh, how you’ve missed him. You knew that was just part of the deal, but still… The bed always felt so empty without him, without him holding you against his chest, fingers running through your hair until you drifted into a deep slumber, knowing you had nothing to fear with him by your side.

Earlier today you were running home despite the bags of groceries dangling from both your arms, stumbling over your own two feet as you rushed through the narrow streets. You’ve heard from the people on the market that he and his crew were back in town, their fleet entering the port only a few minutes prior. You had no time to waste, who knew when he was gone again. Too soon, as always probably.

You fidgeted with the lock to your house door, dropping your keys three times because your hands were just too shaky. You cursed a few times, heart beating fast from the sprint back home and the excitement of seeing your lover again after all this time, when the door flew open, Smoker leaning in the doorframe, smirking down at you. He was still wearing his uniform, just the boots were lying kicked off in the hallway. While you were still trying to process that it was really him, back home, he took the groceries from your hands and placed a kiss on your forehead, ruffling your hair as he mumbles your name.

“Welcome home, baby.” – “Shouldn’t I be the one to say this?”

Needless to say that you jumped into his arms once you left your state of freeze, letting him kick the door close behind you as he carried both you and your shopping bags into the kitchen, dropping the later carelessly to the ground so he can hug you with both arms – as if you weren’t clinging onto him for dear life with no intention of letting go anytime soon. He let you run your fingers through his white hair, your forehead pressed against his as you soak up all of him, slowly leaning in for a kiss. You hummed in pleasure when his lips met yours, gushed about his gentle roughness and how his hands dug deeper into your flesh, squeezing all of what was his and his only.

“Bedroom.”, you mumbled against his lips, earning a grunt from him but he still abides, not letting you down for a second. After being gone for such a long time, you were grateful for every second your skin touches his, feeling his warmth like the first rays of sunshine after the storm. If only he never had to leave you again…

Smoker sits down at the edge of the bed, his hands wandering over your body as you straddle him, kissing each other like the touch starved lovers you are. Whenever he came back home after being gone for a while his kisses always felt a bit like the very first time; the fluttering in your tummy area, rapid breaths and weak knees, your hand sliding down his broad chest teasingly, tracing every muscle with your fingertips until he bucked his hips against you, letting you feel how much you turned him on.

You let out a small moan when his hands wander underneath your shirt, dragging you closer by your hips into his lap before he pulls your shirt up and takes it off, his hungry eyes eating you up on the spot. The outlines of his hard cock are pressing against your inner thighs and you draw small circles with your pelvic against him, your panties already soaked. He groans out your name quietly when you slip off the marine jacket off his shoulders, carelessly tossing it to the side before you push him down backwards to the bed, pinning him down on his wrists.

It’s not like you were physically stronger than Smoker, not at all, but you enjoyed having the upper hand for a second; at least until Smoker decided it was enough and flipped you around to pound you into the mattress. You bite your bottom lip in excitement before you lean over him, his gaze meeting yours. His eyes almost looked golden in the late afternoon sun that dipped your bedroom into warm shades of red and orange. Your heart still jumped whenever he was near, even after all this time.

“I’ve missed you so much. My heart yearned out for you the whole time.”

You smile against his lips after hearing him say that out loud, knowing that he really meant them. Smoker wasn’t big with words, but when he spoke, he spoke the truth. Also, his body was clearly showing now how much he had missed you, as he bucks his hips against yours, groaning softly when you start grinding on his growing bulge.

“I’ve saved you a kiss for every day you’ve been gone.”, you breathe into his ear, kissing down from his cheekbones to his lips, the familiar scratching of his beard stubbles on your skin making you smile. You continue your kissing trail down his neck to his collar bones, still pinning down his arms above his head with one hand while your other runs down his chest, teasing his nipples with your fingertips. You can tell that he’s close to losing his patience, but you weren’t done playing yet.

Your kisses started getting sloppy, more hungry, as you went on; kissing down his stomach as you finally let go of his arms, using your hand now to massage his hard cock over the fabric of his pants, begging you for sweet release. Smoker hisses out your name, placing a hand on your head while his other fidgets impatiently with his belt buckle, all while you’re grinding up and down on his thick thigh, enjoying the sight of his flushed cheeks and his massive chest covered in a thin sheet of sweat.

You let out a small gasp when you help him unzip his pants and pull down the waistband of his briefs, his cock bouncing free in all its massive glory, tiny drops of precum leaking from the tip. Maybe you had almost forgotten just how big he was. But before you can lean down and start sucking the life out of him, Smoker grabs your hair and pulls you up to his face, kissing you hungry as you moan into his open mouth.

“Sit on my face, darling. I need you all wet and messy or else it won’t fit.”

You blush a little but do as he says, letting him help you out of your soaked shorts and underwear which he tosses to the side, licking his lips as you swing your legs over him, facing his legs. You support yourself with your hands resting on his ribcage, sighing in relief when he runs two fingers up and down your wet folds before he gently starts rubbing your clit. No matter how much time has passed, your body will always remember his touch vividly, trembling in pleasure as you sink deeper, moaning softly when two fingers enter your core. He starts pumping a few times, your juices running down his palm before he pulls away, only to grab you by your hips and pull you closer to his face.

Smoker’s tongue is everywhere; spreading apart your folds, circling the bundle of nerves, entering your hole. Your eyes roll in the back of your head when his thumb starts applying soft pressure on your asshole, the sensation almost too strong to handle. You whine out his name, rocking your hips back and forth as he continues eating you out like a starved man. Only when you lean forward, your whole body trembling as you swallow his hard cock, he pushes his thumb down deeper, enjoying the sight of you cumming on his face as you drool all over his length. Your whole body felt like fireworks, hot and cold – also greedy for more.

You wrap one hand around his cock, pumping up and down slowly, your thumb brushing over his tip before you lean down and open your mouth for him again. He is far too big to swallow him whole, but you still enjoy the feeling of his tip reaching the back of your throat with a loud gulping noise as he carefully moves his hips, needy for the warmth of all your holes. From the way he twitches in your mouth you can tell that he was close to cumming, begging for some sweet release.

You whine when he pulls you up by your hair again and flips you around, making you lay down on your back, your legs spread wide apart as he positions himself between them, one massive hand of his resting on your lower stomach, a thumb playing with your clit, making you twitch under his touch.

“Think you can take me, love?”

You nod, chest heaving, as you spread your legs wider for him, presenting him your delicate pussy, dripping wet and ready for him. Smoker grunts and leans over to you, kissing you sloppy while rubbing his twitching cock against your cunt, teasing you just a little longer until he finally enters your core, slowly stretching you inch by inch. Your walls clench so delicately around him, making him moan out your name over and over again as he slowly starts moving inside of you, your fingernails digging deep into his broad back and leaving faint red marks.

“Harder, Smoker…”, you mewl in the voice that you know makes him go feral. “Won’t you split me in half? Please?”

If it weren’t for your loud moaning and cursing you could probably hear Smoker’s rationality snapping at this very moment. It was the last bit of pushover he needed to pound you into the mattress, your poor bed frame about to fall apart, just like you do under his thick cock. You wail out his name as he bites your neck, pinning you down on your wrists. His thrusts were getting sloppy, hitting your insides deep. You could feel that you were close to cumming a second time and so was he.

With your legs wrapped around him he fucks you through your orgasm first before he cums with a loud groan, kissing you hungry as he keeps pumping his load inside of you and admiring the view of your dripping hole as he pulls out. Smoker leans down and kisses from your pubic hair up to your stomach, leaving a trail of soft kisses as he mutters how much he adored you. He lets you pull him up to your face again as he slides inside you again, enjoying the warmth of your cunt, your walls still twitching around him. The kiss you share is deep and intimate, whispered love confessions into each other’s open mouths, nothing more romantic than some cockwarming on this fine afternoon.

“Should we go get a bath together?” – “Can we stay like this a little longer?”

Smoker kisses your eyelids, cupping your face with his big hands. You can feel him smiling against your skin, mumbling your name with so much adoration you almost felt dizzy from it, knowing there will be no love greater than this and that your heart will always yearn and wait for him, throughout all the seasons, if it meant that one day you could sink into his arms like that again and forget the world around you. He was your home, always and forever.

#vice admiral smoker #captain smoker #smoker x reader #one piece x reader #smoker x you #one piece x you #one piece reader insert #one piece smut #one piece imagine #one piece scenario #purethoughts.exe has stopped working #dream machine event

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