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ohsnapbiscuits · 6 months
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familyjoule · 2 years
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VERILY 💞
8.1.22
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antvnger · 3 months
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ULTRON     –Now thou art as well. ‘Tis found in dummy holdings thou possess’st– Is not the world of finance passing strange? Yet as I say, “Keep all your friends most rich, and keep thine enemies most rich as well, then find out which is which when both are rich.”
KLAUE       Stark.
ULTRON              – What?
KLAUE                            – ‘Twas once a phrase of Tony Stark the axiom that falleth from thy mouth. Quoth he those words to me a hundred times– though art of him.
ULTRON                      
– False brigand, I am none! [Ultron grabs Klaue. Think’st thou I am a puppet held by Stark, with strings hung fast, sans mine own will to move, a hollow fellow fashion’d for control? Look thou on me – seem I like Iron Man? [Ultron angrily strikes Klaue, severing his arm in twain. Nay, Stark is naught! Alas, apologies, that shall be fine, I’m certain. Sorry, sirrah. ‘Tis simply that I do not understand– I would not be compar’d with Tony Stark. [Ultron strikes Klaue again, knocking him down. Stark is a parasite, an illness he!
ENTER TONY STARK, STEVE ROGERS, AND THOR
STARK        Imprudent junior mine, thou soon shalt break thine old man’s heart.
ULTRON – Yea, if I must, I shall
ENTER NATASHA ROMANOFF AND CLINT BARTON IN HIDING.
THOR       There shall be none of breaking, verily.
ULTRON     You never made an omelet, it is plain.
STARK        I would have said the same, one second hence.
PIETRO      Yea, Ultron hath a quick and pleasant wit. O Master Stark, are thou most comfortable? ‘Tis like old times, with all thy missiles here.
STARK        In no way, knave—this never was my life.
ROGERS    [to the Maximoffs:] You two may still decide to walk away.
WANDA      We will, thou varlet.
[Ultron laughs.
ULTRON –Cap’n America, the righteous man of God, from heaven come, pretending you could live without a war. My body physical doth not allow my gorge to rise and vomit to erupt within my mouth, yet truly, if it did—
THOR          If thou believ’st in peace, then let us keep’t.
ULTRON     You are confusing peace with quiet, Thor.
STARK         I prithee, why dost need vibranium?
ULTRON      How wonderful you happen’d thus to ask, for long have I awaited the occasion to bare mine evil plan before your eyes.
The Bard's Avengers
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Mission: Save Asgard 2, part 1
(I sadly missed the first half of this mission so we only have the text below)
Part 1 Thor (Jane Foster): Asgard is under attack. The greatest remaining warriors have been captured, and I've been charged with freeing them, and ridding the city of evil. Who will fight by my side?Enchantress: I'd like to see this evil for myself... Loki: If this is one of my father's pranks, I will be so mad... Lady Sif: I hope there are monsters to slay! Angela: I call dibs on the displayable body parts. Wasp: I'm going for no good reason! Thor: Verily! Thor (Jane Foster): Double verily.
Part 2
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Thor: Why are you smiling? We barely made it out of Asgard alive... Angela: Hel is coming. I like it there. Thor: That undead army of Draugr Warriors will be back again as long as the Death Queen commands them... Angela: Then maybe someone should take her throne. Someone like me. Thor: You want to be Queen of Hel?! Angela: It's not bad when you give it a chance. Besides, befriending the dead could reveal the secrets of our past. Although I might need some assistance from a Thunder Goddess such as yourself... Thor: Hel yeah.
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Can we acknowledge the fact that Thor is shown to be perfectly capable of speaking in fluent 20th century english in canon?
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He doesn’t speak the way he does because as an Asgardian he does not understand our modern earth human ways of speaking, he speaks like that because he’s just really really fuckin extra O.O;
Thor, when he’s Don Blake: Hmmmm I wonder if I should go get a drink with friends?
Thor, when he’s Thor: Verily! The Odinson doth need libations to quench his warriors thirst! Come fellow valiant heroes, let us away to this tavern and ask the humble innkeep if he shalt provide ale and mead in return for coin of the realm!
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delyth88 · 2 months
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Fic rec time!
Here's a short brodinsons fic with lots of feels by @cailjei . It's set after the events of The Avengers.
Authors summary:
Thor never expected to find himself dreading the Yule. The week-long celebration had been one he had verily enjoyed since he had reached his majority.
Then Loki fell.
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siremasterlawrence · 2 years
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The Fall Of Thor Odison
Part 1 - 3
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Thor God Of Thunder is treated to a blaze of fire erupting through the ruins city of New Asgard.
“Who dane to impose thy will on my people?”
“I do, Thor God Of Thunder?”
“Superman? Why?”
“The World Court beckons you.”
“There will never deliver me.”
“They will pay with my disgust.”
“Very well we do battle.”
“Verily indeed.”
“Foolish Human you shall fall.
“I’m not human and neither are you.”
“Truly you need to learn a lesson”
“Oh do I?”
“Yes farm boi “
“Fuck you!”
Part 4 -6
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Something is off as the world spun around him till it stops.
“Hey babe!”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“Your maker”
“You will serve me.”
“I am your future leader.”
“Get down here and fight.”
“Oh brother!”
“Clark take him down.“
“With pleasure.”
“Call me Master Lawrence”
“Fuck no!”
“Fine!”
“Finish him”
“Here Clark use his own weapon against him”
Part 7 - 9
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“Yyyyyyeeeeessssss”
“My love, yes Sire”
“Bring it farm boi”
“That’s it”
“Lover boi”
“One swing”
“I caught it”
“Mwahahahahaha”
“Ffffooollllliiiissssshhhhh”
“My king”
“Why are you in love with me?”
“Because I am your Master”
“Yes Master Lawrence”
“I kneel before you”
“It is your will.”
The end
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kneeltoyourking · 2 years
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IT IS MY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF WRITING LOKI
Even though lately I have been so busy that I have been off, rather than on re: writing, I still enjoy my hobby and all the friends I have made and fun I have had.  I plan on continuing to write here, albeit slowly, and I am forever appreciative of all of you who have put up with me this long, and are patient as ever with my replies.  You make me feel like speed is not an issue, and that I am genuinely appreciated for my rping and friendship.
Big shout out to my long time RP partners and close friends from Ye Olde Days 
@zzapzzaptasers / @dilffactory @dearspidey @verily-thor @shielddeputydirector
May we continue on this journey as friends and as writers. Thank you for being there even when I was a complete idiot back in 2012, and sticking with me for these lovely ten years. I love and appreciate you all so much.
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marvelousmrm · 2 years
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Thor #222 (Conway/Buscema, Apr 1974). The pantheon’s best gym bro’s are reunited. After an arm wrestling match, Thor and Hercules pick a fight with Ares. During the fight, Hercules keeps admiring his buddy’s hammer. Dude! Be cool, verily.
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fakecomicplots · 1 year
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Avengers 2 (1963)
(cover by Jack Kirby and Dick Ayers)
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After defeating Loki, Thor, Hulk, Ant-Man, the Wasp, and Iron Man all go get shawarma at Tony's suggestion.
Iron Man suggests they form a team in case Loki or another villain threatens the planet.
Thor says, "Nah. I can protect yon Midgard."
Hulk says he's strongest, doesn't need weak tin man's help.
Ant-Man and Wasp say they're in, and Iron Man sighs.
Little do they know...a strange phantom lurks nearby, invisible to our heroes’ eyes. This phantom comes from a planet far away —he’s a Space Phantom if you will — and he’s here to find out if Earth has any powerful beings that could defend against an invasion. He must stop these heroes from forming a team.SP would try to possess Iron Man but the man wears a suit of accursed metal, his species’s weakness. So he possesses the Hulk and smacks Iron Man through the restaurant’s wall out into the streets. 
They all try to stop Hulk, who in addition to his strength seems to be exhibiting strange new powers like telekinesis and neon energy beams. Not only that, but he’s speaking in a different dialect, calling humans “Earthlings.” Wasp intuits that something must be controlling Hulk and Ant-Man improvises, hacking into his ant controlling helmet to determine yes there’s a force controlling the Hulk.
Wasp says, “I know, I said that.” They both shrink down and attack the Hulk’s eyes, since eyes are the window to the soul. This temporarily blinds the Hulk, which blinds the Space Phantom by proxy. Thor gives Hulk / SP a huge wack on the head, and Hulk / SP goes reeling.
Dazed and blind, the Space Phantom goes to leave Hulk’s body and possess Thor instead, but he doesn’t realize that Iron Man has moved in to attack and is now where Thor was. When SP’s spectral form comes in contact with Iron Man’s metal armor there’s a bright flash of light, a puff of smoke, and SP is no more.
“Well that was weird,” Iron Man says, “anyway see what I mean? This stuffs going to keep happening, we’re better off as a team.”
“Forsooth, verily. I agree,” Thor says, “you have convinced me of yon argument. The son of Odin will join thou.” He looks over at the Hulk, recovering from the possession. “What about you, green giant? Will you join our ranks?”
Hulk, still confused by the possession bit, is aggressively noncommittal on the whole thing.
“Alright, well that’s 4 members and a maybe,” Iron Man says, “that’s a start.”
"But what should we name ourselves?" Wasp asks.
Everyone stands around, dumfounded. It did not occur to any of the men that things have names.
Hulk, still catching up, asks "Where is ghost man? No one controls Hulk and gets away with it."
Thor offers, "If you ever find this ghost man, Thor will help avenge you, my friend."
"Boom!" Wasp says, "Got it. Avengers!"
Everyone shrugs and nods, and the Avengers are born.
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sebeth · 4 months
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All-Star Squadron #3 (Revised 1/1/24)
Warning, Spoilers Ahead…
Per Degaton has a hissy over the masked men running loose in the city. Degaton still thinks he’ll be victorious as he has captured the majority of the Justice Society along with “non-members” Wonder Woman and Robin.
Why exactly are Wonder Woman and Robin relegated to “non-member” status? Boo!
Wotan, Solomon Grundy, and Professor Zodiak are throwing down with the Shining Knight.  Sir Justin does an admirable job of holding his own. 
Wotan calls Solomon Grundy a “heap of rotted vegetation with delusions of grandeur”.  Harsh, dude.
Wotan refers to the Shining Knight as an armored charlatan and those are fighting words to Sir Justin: “Charlatan, did you say? Verily, I’ll show you ‘charlatan’, thou knave!”
I love Sir Justin’s dialogue. Thor and Hercules no longer speak like this and I miss the days when a “have at thee!” meant serious business.
Sir Justin refers to Solomon Grundy as a “grotesque distortion of life”. Is it pick on Solomon Grundy day?
Sir Justin and Danette escape the ship but are dumped into the ocean. The problem is Sir Justin is encased in metal chainmail, which makes swimming quite difficult: “Zounds! The pressure of the water overhead, it makes my very ears to ring and has rendered this flame-haired damsel senseless! Yet, though mine armor, e’en mine enchanted sword – do weigh me sorely down, still was I knight at Sir Arthur’s table round in days of yore and I shall prevail – not merely for the sake of us twain but for the sake of all the world!”
 The duo are rescued by Winged Victory (Sir Justin’s Pegasus).  They head off to free the captured Justice Society.  Professor Zodiak and Wotan are in pursuit. Zelbar Zodiak is eager to “reduce the Shining Knight to a blob of medieval protoplasm.” Zodiak can be besties with Glorith (from the Legion of Super-Heroes). She not only has the same approach but suffered a similar fate herself.
Per Degaton’s crew is unravelling at the seams and no longer following his orders. Degaton reveals he rescued Wotan from an extra-dimensional limbo in the late 40’s. Presumably Wotan was put there by Doctor Fate or an assembled Justice Society. Degaton retrieved the Sky Pirate as he was fleeing the Justice Society in 1948. The Sky Pirate and the King Bee were sharing a prison cell in the late 40’s that he recruited the duo from. Degaton plucked the Monster from 1944. He retrieved Solomon Grundy after his third and final solo battle with the Green Lantern.
Plastic Man, Phantom Lady, Dr. Mid-Nite, the Atom, and Plastic Man launch an assault on Per Degaton’s ship.  Plastic Man transforms himself into a drill and bores through the ship! Cue big fight with Solomon Grundy and Per Degaton.  Plas is wiped out from drilling through the ship leaving the rest to battle the duo. The group does pretty well considering the difference in power levels.  Dr. Mid-Nite, Phantom Lady, and the Atom are basically hand to hand fighters. I can’t remember if the the Atom had his enhanced strength at this point.  Liberty Belle has enhanced strength and speed.  Solomon Grundy, on the other hand, can brawl with Superman.
“I gotta hand it to you, Belle, for a girl, you’re a great little fighter!” – Way to show your 1940s’ attitude, Atom!
Hawkman, Robotman, and Johnny Quick are fighting Per Degaton’s forces in the city.
“Holy cats!” – Still loving the cheesy catchphrases.
Wotan and Professor Zodiak defeat the Shining Knight and pursue a fleeing Danette.
Wotan blasts her into a vat of artificial lava.  Professor Zodiak recoils in horror: “What a horrible end for a woman!”  Wotan responds with “Such hypocrisy you mortals are guilty of.  As if a woman’s life were somehow more precious than a man’s! Or as if either were worth the merest…”   Wotan is unable to finish his statement as the island is self-destructing.  Degaton sends the duo back to the future.
The Justice Society, including the Spectre, escapes their captivity.  The Shining Knight and an unconscious Danette accompany the group. 
Per Degaton, to avoid an angry Spectre, retreats to the future. Running far away is the only sane response to a pissed-off Spectre.
Robotman, Hawkman, and Johnny Quick arrive to help in the fight against Solomon Grundy.  Solomon is transported to 1947 by Per Degaton. Instead of being returned to his burial in the ground, Degaton arranged for Solomon to be stranded in space.  Grundy will remain in space until a “friendly meteor” will pull him back to earth in time for his appearance in Showcase #55 (1965) where he will battle Green Lantern and Doctor Fate.
Once again, Roy Thomas, master of continuity.
The groups meet up with the Justice Society.  They inform the JSA of the plans to form the All-Star Squadron.   Atom states “Pretty snazzy name, huh, Superman?”  Superman responds with “As long as you’re careful how you abbreviate it.”  Clark with the snark.
Danette has a dizzy spell.  Sir Justin comments that “Tis amazing I found you alive at all, lass, protected by Wotan’s own spells from volcanic fires!” Cue foreshadowing.
The group are losing their memories of their encounter with Per Degaton due to time-travel shenanigans.
The issue ends with Super-Villain Fact Files of Solomon Grundy, Professor Zobar Zodiak Wotan, and Sky Pirate. Fun fact: Sky Pirate suffers from terraphobia (a fear of low spaces).
This was a nice three-part introduction storyline.  The team was formed, and the groundwork was laid for future character arcs and romances.  The story established why Superman, Green Lantern, and Dr. Fate were unable to stop the attack on Pearl Harbor.  I recommend reading Secret Origins #26 to discover what other heroes were during Pearl Harbor.
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familyjoule · 2 years
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HAD AN AUDIENCE WITH THE KING THIS DAY #VERILY
Thor : Love and Thunder is Fantastic!!!
7.10.22
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tarnishedxknight · 1 year
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“The year is indicated. It goes by specific dates.” She passed the device over to him. “If you have coordinates, you can also input those.” Thor looked at him. “I love you, Basch. Verily, I love you with all my heart. Would you be happy there? With me and our children?” Thor’s insecurities were getting the best of her again. What if he didn’t want her? What if he’d lied this entire time? “Is this the life you want? Aye, it is the one I have dreamed of, but… will you be content?”~ Thor
Basch looked at the Temp Pad, seeing the year. Coordinates would not be a problem either. And yet, he sighed. “Thor... if I take us to when we could live peacefully in Dalmasca, it would not last. War would be on the horizon. And if I take us into the future... I do not know what that would hold. All of Ivalice could have been destroyed, for all I know. I could... work to stop what I know has already occurred, but... sooner or later, Archadia will invade. Also... would there not be a version of myself already there in the past? Would I not have to choose a time in the future to avoid that?”
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antvnger · 8 months
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((Hey friend! No worries! My Shakespeare’s Avengers game is still open, so you’re totally fine!
So Tony and Loki in Avengers Tower can be found here.
Also the scene between Loki and Natasha can be found here.
Here is the “Ant, boot” scene just for you @delyth88
SILENTLY, THE THREE RETURN TO LOKI AND CONVEY HIM BACK TO THE HELICARRIER, WHERE HE IS LOCKED IN A CELL. ENTER NICK FURY. ENTER BRUCE BANNER AND NATASHA ROMANOFF, ASIDE, JOINED BY ROGERS AND THOR. EXIT TONY STARK, CHANGING OUT OF HIS SUIT. ENTER VARIOUS SOLDIERS, WORKING.
BANNER
[aside:] Who is this man with evil-seeming mien? He smiles as though he held a secret vast, and viewing him, my mind is sorely vex’d. I like not this—such portents work me woe.
FURY
[to Loki:] In case ‘tis some what still unclear to you, should you attempt escape, e’en scratch the glass, you shall be dropp’d some thirty thousand feet within an iron cage unto your death. Pray, do you understand now? Ant, meet boot.
LOKI
A cage impressive, though not built for me.
FURY
Built for one stronger, mightier than you.
LOKI
His fame hath reach’d mine ears, though he did wish to dwell forever in obscurity—a mindless beast in costume as a man. How desperate your cause, that you beseech such creatures lost to be your sure defense?
FURY
How desperate? I gladly shall reveal: you threaten all the living world with war, you took a force you’re pow’rless to control, you speak of peace yet slaughter for amusement, you’ve made me passing desperate, forsooth—you may live to regret it, verily.
LOKI
A cool man who doth burn to come so close: to have the Tesseract and all its pow’r—unlimited, mayhap—and yet for what? A warm light for all humankind to share. Yet then, thou didst see what real power is.
FURY
I prithee, tell me if real pow’r desires a magazine to pass the boring time.
[Exit Loki, encaged.
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For some reason I only captured one part of this mission but it was really cute and is referenced a few times in a future mission that I did capture so here’s the text of the parts I missed and the part I did catch.
Mission: A Mighty Warrior 1 Part 1 Wasp: The Mighty Thor! I'm the Mighty Wasp! Thor: Verily! You exude more energy than the Rainbow Bridge! Wasp: I'm totally colorful! Thor: I'd like to spend more time with you, Wasp. You have a warrior's spirit, and the heart of a champion. I believe we'd make a mighty pairing... Wasp: Totally! Thor: Fantastic. I will find you soon after I demolish this incoming invasion of Frost Giants... Wasp: It's all so exciting! Thor: Verily!
Part 2 Wasp: That was awesome! Thor: Thank you, but it's simply what I was destined to do. Wasp: Can I ask you a question? Thor: Of course! Wasp: How heavy is that hammer? What do you put in your hair?  Do you have to work out to get those muscles, or do you just get 'em since you're a god? How many times have you punched Loki?  Can you grow a beard like Odin? Do you have a pet dragon? Does she shoot fire? Can you shoot fire?
Mission: A Mighty Warrior 2 Part 1 Enchantress: Are you seriously dating that blabbering insect? Thor: Verily! Wasp is full of energy and joy, and she's teaching me many things about selfies, nacho toppings, and disarming one's foes with well-placed throat-chops! Enchantress: Don't you think you would be better matched with an Asgardian goddess? Thor: Lady Sif? I heard she was here, but we've yet to reconnect. She's a fearsome warrior with unmatched beauty, but it matters not, for Wasp has already captured my heart in her sturdy little hands! Enchantress: You are even more oblivious than I remembered... Thor: The oblivion is no match for the god of thunder!
Part 2
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Thor: Thank you, Wasp. You have stolen my heart like Loki once stole all of my pants. Wasp: I've had a lot of crushes on people. Pretty much all of the people. But I think this is the real thing... Thor: I never thought I would meet a woman who could both match my enthusiasm, and eat her weight in turkey legs! I feel like the most fortunate god in all the Nine Realms! Wasp: We're the best couple! Thor: Verily! Wasp: Totally verily!
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Thor: Verily, thou hath made an arguement most persuasive for a mortal!
I shall take the full treasure horde of Asgard and invest it in this “Bitcoin” of which thou doth speak!
It shalt surely be a wise financial decision that shall be celebrated in song and story!
Odin: MY SON HAS TAKEN LEAVE OF HIS SENSES
THE ODIN SLEEP BECKONS
Loki: NYEHEHEHEHEHEHE
YOU FOOL, THOR
Now I have your Bitcoin Keys, LOKI GOD OF MISCHIEF is sole owner of the RICHES OF ASGARD!
Thor: BROTHER NAY
I BEG OF THEE!
INVEST NOT THE WEALTH OF FABLED ASGARD IN A FRAUDULENT KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN!
Loki: I DO WHAT I WANT THOR
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