A classic😕

Twobit would have loved your mom jokes

I keep pulling your mom jokes on my sister and she keeps getting mad because “WE HAVE THE SAME MOM” so I need your option, am I morally in the wrong or can I continue with a clean conscience?

Oh i do this with my siblings, and when they say ‘we have the same mom’ i like to say ‘no we don’t, i was born in the lab’ or ‘your a love child of dad and his mistress’, maybe a lil ‘ur adopted’. Either way it keeps the conversation interesting and my siblings get a laugh outta it. but yeah keep up with the ur mom jokes for sure (unless it rlly does make them mad than don’t)

hope this helps 👍

biological sex? the only sex you need to be worried about is the one I’m having with your mother

season 5 spoilers (emotional warning) ⚠️

Pennywise: I wish I could say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good. So I simply did myself

Richie: Well, I DID YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT

Eddie: Seriously? A mom joke?

Richie: Shhh, Eds, he'll love my 'ur mom's jokes

Two minutes later-

Richie, running away from Pennyspider: FUCK. I DONT THINK HE LIKED MY 'UR MOM' JOKES

ur mom jokes are fine, but theres a complete lack of ur dad jokes and i feel its a damn shame

…*’Relatable mood board~+.🌿

Someone should crop all the times Anthony said your mom I think that’d be funny

Me when, me when your mom, me when your mom is hot

@dallyhall

Ur mom is sOOOOoO GAY

This is what your mom is like when I'm through with her

Ur mom is hot

(Im addicted to Ur mom jokes and I cant stop) (dont send help)

Did Richie Tozier write this?