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ERELOY WEEK DAY 4 - A place that feels like home
#they just straddled the anvil#tended the forge#blew their blaze#hammered the bolt#add more if u'd like lol#horizon forbidden west#hfw#aloy#hfw aloy#erend#hfw erend#ereloy#aloy x erend#horizon fanart#gif#ereloyweek2024#whoever flags this post#ur moms a hoe
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A classic😕
#emo#emo aesthetic#emo scene#2000s emo#emo boy#emo kid#emocore#ur mom lol#ur mom gay#ur mum#ur mom jokes#ur mom#ur moms a hoe#emo boys
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Some kid in my health class got mad at me because I gave her “baby girl” (HER WORDS NOT MINE 😭) attitude??I GIVE EVERYBODY SASS YOURE GOOFY LOOKIN BABY GIRL ISNT SPECIAL
GRGRGRRGEGEGRGRRR!!Okay guys have I told you how normal I am about prince moonjumper???
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RONANCE HEADCANNONS
sfw
robin is a cuddler. always needs someone in her arms, preferably nancy herself
nancy can't sleep without robin whisper-singing songs to her
nancy hates pen clicking
robin sucks at making food but can set a table.
nancy sucks at setting tables but can cook really well
when nancy cleans the house robin will talk to her. it used to drive her mad, but now she physically can't live without it
robin will play songs with her trumpet at the most random fucking times. that drives nancy mad, to the point she will go find robin and take away the trumpet.
nancy hates the smell of new books
robin loves the smell of gasoline
nsfw
nancy was a stone top until she met robin, who described how good it was. that night robin ate her out and nancy realized right there and then that robin was perfect for her
if robin is in a mood, she will drop down on her knees while nancy does homework, get under the table, and eat her out
nancy likes bath sex the most
robin likes anything sex as long as it isn't gross shit like a piss kink (yeah, I do think a piss kink is weird. wtf?)
robin likes to say she is the dominant in bed, but both her and nancy know nancy dominants.
nancy has a thing for thighs, so after sex robin cant wear shorts bc they will show more
robin loves tummys, especially nancys. she always kneads her stomach, and always pushes on it to feel the organ better
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magician in a duel: I cast "ur mom's a hoe"
the other magician: D: oh no, my mom!!
their mom: *is now a gardening tool*
#dnd#magic#magician#magic duel#brrr spells#spells#ur moms a hoe#sorcerer#wizard#witch#that first dude has an entire shed full of the moms of his victims#the statistical error of 'every magician has three hoes' etc etc
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rt this i need new tumblr moots since elon musk fucked up
#twitter#harries#harry styles#louies#louis tomlinson#anti larry#stan twitter#rip twitter#elon musk#elon twitter#ur moms a hoe#followme#warrior nun#harrys house#faith in the future#fitf tour#lt2
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@cartmanbrah idk what you just @ me in *sad cat emoji* (i can’t find it)
(Was it the 6969 cool st thing?)
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why are you a stupid whore??
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Wip of Wednesday with raven wings
Thank you @wary-taru for the amazing idea
#wipart#wednesday netflix#wednesdayaddams#wedclair#art#digitalart#digitalillustration#pleaselike#netflix#raven#enid x wednesday#wednesday addams#wednesday series#what else should i tag?#ur mum#ur moms a hoe#jk love ur mom#digitaldrawing#stolen idea#i still dont know how tumblr works
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I made this at 2AM bruhh⁉️
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Hey, does anyone know what I just found out??
I look almost exactly like what 9 year old me thought was attractive and cool
I have:
•blonde hair
•wear those military pattern pants and black sports pants almost exclusively
•only wear short/no sleeved shirts
•boobs
•I can wear my hair half up half down, and I look androgynous
•my face is adorable (in my opinion), yet i can still intimate people with a glance (people think I'm mean when I'm really just touch starved and have a resting bitchface)
•I'm very tall (I'm delusional)
•I still like minecraft very much
•I can work with my hands (now I'm really reaching, aren't I?)
•I look buff (my child self would be very happy about that)
I think that's it for now
#9yo me#im am very hot from time to time😎🔥#idk how to tag this#ur mom gay#ur moms a hoe#i am very gay#i should probably be concerned#no#i should probably be in a mental institution#the only reason im posting is cause im very sleep deprived#i should go to sleep soon#gayyyy#im gayyy#help lol#i love cats#i want to own a snake#or a bird#but my mom wont let me#sad crying emoji#im having a quiet mental breakdown#im going insaaaaane#ehhh#It'll be fineeeeeee#if i dont post in the next few months ill be dead.#or in a mental institution#or just forgot i have this app again#im very inconsistent with this app#my oldest teddy bear is named Dog#its sewn into his outfit#i personally think hes a rabbit
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Now that I think of it what the fuck is the snatcher? I get that hes dead but oh my God LOOK AT HIS STUPID LITTLE FACE
#dilemmasdrawsblog#cant have shit around here#ur moms a hoe#but why#silly hours#the snatcher#ahit snatcher#ahit shitpost
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STEDDIE HEADCANNONS
sfw (safe for work/home, not explicit)
steve plays with eddies hair when stressed
when eddie found out about how steve was told by his father he wasn't a real man. he snuggled up to him and held him
everyone thought eddie died until eddie appeared at uncle waynes door. steve was there talking to him and cried with wayne.
eddie thought steve didn't know how to play guitar until he found steves acoustic guitar. they ended playing wish you were here by pink floyd for chrissy, fred, and jasons funeral
it took steve, robin, nancy, and alot of others to prove to the town eddie wasn't the cause of the killings.
steve is into pink floyd and makes eddie listen to it
NSFW (not safe for work, explicit)
eddie pushes on steves stomach to make him cum harder
(kinda sfw) eddie is great at after care, always knowng what to do
eddie loves blowing steve while steve makes dinner
steve cockwarmed eddie when he was taking his graduate quiz, since the students got to them at home due to what happened in hawkins. eddie ended up cumming so fucking much steve got heimliched bc he ended up choking
steve got fucked over the counter before Thanksgiving and came all over the mash potatoes and turkey. they ended up just eating KFC for Thanksgiving.
eddie loves his hair being puling, in fact, its so big he once came just from his hair being pulled
steve loves overstimulation
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