say what you will about superbat, but they are absolutely the target couple for the “it’s not weird if we fuck while bodyswapped because it’s really just like fucking yourself” trope
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I’m almost tempted to make breaking dawn pepito the tiniest little werewolf puppy ever, but unfortunately The Kids Have To Be Human
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craving angst tonight. craving a COD man desperately trying to fix your broken relationship and make your eyes twinkle and your body all tender ‘n pliant for him again.
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hazy shade of winter – chapter 2 (harry osborn/peter parker)
He eases his body off the wall but keeps a hand propped there to support himself. Peter’s still moving around inside like a mini tornado and Harry doesn’t rush him further. He is kind of intruding, after all. He’d feel worse about it if convenience wasn’t currently a luxury he couldn’t afford.
Finally, the lock unclicks and the door swings open.
“Hello again,” Peter says a little breathlessly, a warm smile on his lips. His brown hair is thoroughly ruffled from his hasty change of clothes. He’s wearing gray sweatpants and a maroon tee shirt with a cartoonish image of an atom, surrounded by the phrase, never trust an atom, they make up everything. Jesus.
Harry kind of hopes there isn’t an afterlife if it means being cursed to a second plane without him.
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Hey who wants help fund a trip to Europe to go see the hozier-lord huron concert. Alone it’s impossible but together we are strong
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i’m going to be completely honest with you, fancasting as a concept scares me a little and somehow never lands for me like the poster likely intended. HOWEVER. i think ryan gosling is the only correct choice for a live action, comic-accurate, booster gold
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I love that the joke of Lucifer giving birth to Charlie is made out to be that he’s like a male seahorse, or there’s some funny little demonic biological reason for it…. instead of just headcanoning Lucifer and Lilith to be a t4t relationship 💀
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First it was a joke, now I don’t think it’s a joke anymore yall😳
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I’ve read TWO fresh catwalker fics today. literally couldn’t be a better day for me
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when argyle notices everyone is stressed out in s5 and he offers some of his purple palm tree delight then what
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I don’t think I’m gonna make art of Wibble where I try to make them look like a 3d model because the one I made of Fable took 17 hours 😭.
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Which of my mutuals wants to be roommates to split the rent
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my jumping spider enclosure has some humidity issues and the plants keep dying so I’m going with a desert theme instead and I’m fighting every urge to turn it into a monopoly mountain diorama
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MAT PLEASE I JUST NEED FIVE MINUTES
please 😭
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