It's simple, you see. If you can't describe the appeal of the romantic dynamic without mentioning is a romantic dynamic, you don't have a fun character situation. You have physically attractive cardboard cut outs. Infuriating, if they have personalities otherwise.

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

Saw this on a door at work.

Behold the lumpfish. Very beautiful. Very powerful.

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

hey man can i come over and be sickly in the corner of your living room

My cat will put a soft liddol paw on me if he wants pets and I’m ignoring him.

He will then unsheathe his claws if I continue to ignore him.

*things that I was very into for a memorable period of time from the age of 7/8 to early/mid teens.

Honorable Mention for The Count of Monte Cristo which I was obsessed with at age twelve but never had anyone to talk to about because it is Not Really A Children's Book

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absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

just encountered a spider so big I very seriously considered downloading tinder exclusively to find a man to come over and move it outside

accidentally squirts ketchup water onto my freshly made hotdog and immediately runs to my basement where I blow dust and cobwebs off an old telegraph machine and start sending a morse code SOS signal to whoever can hear me

I am writing what I know :D!

@awesomebutunpractical something along these lines?

What if I just up and married some random stranger without learning anything about him first.