Mods, trick him into believing in a simpler past that never was

one must imagine sisyphus bouncing on it and moaning

sometimes you jus gotta 🍞🥖🥐🥞🍞🥖🥐🥞🥖🍞🥐🥞🍮🥖🍞🥞🍮🥐🍞🥖🍮🍯🥐🍞🥖🥞🥐🍯🥖🍞🍮🥞🍯🥐🥖

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

paying a little visit to a beloved mutual's blog after not seeing them on the dash for a while as if i'm dropping by their cottage with some biscuits and jams in a wicker basket

rip Achilles you would've loved hightop sneakers

being Weird abt some band is a god-given right actually

people born in 24 Are 2000 now

im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

unfortunately my thing with getting my blood sucked is NOT just about the eroticism. i also am very invested in helping. i’m a helpful guy

everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

Dudes be like "but black magic is forbidden" did you even see the yuri afterward. If you did you'd get it.