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wow so yesterday my classmates were all venting their frustrations with their dads, like everyone there had absent fathers, and then they started talking about their favorite father-child relationships in fiction
i only sat there like "i cannot tell them about irondad THEY WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND"
#lotus speaks#personal#blood tw#(in the pic)#neglect tw#abuse tw#caps#i feel like those 2013 blogs that were like 'omg no one would understand me shipping d/estiel'#unironically!!!
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ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten
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this is such a hack joke but i had to make it
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getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification
#for context it says ''how high your streak is!'' but it crops at just the right point in the text and i misread it every time 💀#duolingo#unironically though i really like the characters in the duolingo stories i think they're fun
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This quest is so fucking peak
#I love!!! conversations!!!#unironically!!!#this shit is the best!!!#rambling#honkai posting#2.1 spoilers
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should i get into bird watching?
#asks#this but absolutely unironically#it makes you look at the world in a different way#birding#birds
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i think kids online should really get back to making internetsonas instead of whatever fuckshit this is with putting their entire real faces, names, ages, and such everywhere. you're not gonna realize how nice internet privacy is until you dont have it anymore and no chance at getting it back. make up a guy and a name and just be that online. make up conflicting details about your completely made up backstory. make a fursona or something
#unironically furries keeping their online anonymity by making a persona to use online? class#like what do you think the point of a sona is. its to stick to the bit and keep your privacy
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Still in awe of how well the D&D movie mimicked the feeling of D&D without doing anything as tediously literal as a "sitting around the table" framing device. The way some characters have names that sound like names a DM improvised on the spot, the sudden appearance and disappearance of a overpowered DM NPC for a single dungeon, the way they used the fact that characters can plausibly just mess up for no clear reason to escalate action scenes...that was cinema
#film#movies#if it weren't for the unironic dead wife flashback it'd be a perfect film#but also it's really funny to have a high fantasy film have a 'dead wife giggling under the sheets' shot so#dungeons and dragons
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since tumblr is removing icons on the side of posts on the dashboard i think they should also remove them inside the posts
and then they should change the way the reblogs look so that each addition is below and on the left of the previous one so that it makes a sort of stairs shape
maybe they could even underline every username!
oh and they should also add vertical lines for every reblog, i think it would look cool
and if there's a ton of reblogged additions they should make the first few ones all squished and stuff to the point where every letter has it's own line and you're just reading words vertically
#tumblr update#unironically i would love it but i doubt that's what they're gonna do#oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Our inquiry for the pronouns of the most humble man alive was refused, "I haven't done anything that makes me worth talking about in third person"
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I think so many people are so deeply alienated from themselves that they have no clue how to exercise their free will and autonomy. For some, this alienation runs so deep that they are afraid of their own autonomy and humanity. It is completely understandable why one would have those feelings, but it can be worrisome.
I want to help others who feel this way, so here are small things I have done to exercise my free will:
Add "guilty pleasure" songs to playlists and actually listen to them (I have a ton of late 1990s-early 2000s music I listen to now proudly that I never listened to in the past out of shame)
Getting the décor item, bath set, bed spread, ect. in the patterns you like, even if it's "childish" (I got a dinosaur-themed wastebasket from the kids' décor section and I adore it)
Taking a new route to get to a place you go to often
Eat dessert first
Celebrate well, and often
Collect things that are "odd" or don't seem like an "acceptable" thing to collect (somebody on my "for you" page collects dandelion crayola crayons and it was so cool!!!!!!)
Incorporate one new piece in an outfit you wear frequently (e.g., a new chain, a necklace, ribbons, bracelets, ect.). Challenge yourself to add onto the outfits if you feel up for it.
Sing along to songs without worrying that you sound "good" or your intonation is completely accurate
Read a book from a genre you weren't allowed to read as a kid (comics, thrillers, mysteries, anything!)
Walk without having a specific destination or goal
Pick up a new craft without expecting yourself to master it or to ever be "good" enough. Get your hands messy.
I don't want to shame anybody for not feeling as though they have free will or that they are exempt from exercising it. However, I wanted to give ideas so that you might read this list and find your own ways to express your intrinsic autonomy and will. You deserve to be a person, to feel alive, not just living. That is what our lives are for.
#mental health#mental health support#positivity#if anybody has ideas of their own definitely include them!#i just think being stuck with this feeling that you don't have autonomy and that you ultimately aren't an equal person or a person at all..#...in comparison to other people can be a really troubling and dangerous place to be in...#...and that isn't the person's fault for feeling that way. they didn't pluck those thoughts out of thin air...#...like i have felt that exact way all my LIFE because i have been abused for. probably 2/3s of my life...#...only within these past few years have i even FELT alive. frankly it's going to take a while to repair what i have been left with...#...so i know the feeling and i want to help others feel even a LITTLE bit alive. you deserve it...#...you deserve to take in a deep breath before slowly realizing 'oh my gd this is what it feels like to be alive' and SMILE about it#i want that for you even if it is brief. even if it is small. even if it is a whisper. i want you to feel alive#unironically getting rid of the idea of 'guilty pleasures' has made my life SO much better
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iran has the right to defend itself
#like unironically#i don't want to speculate on what's going to happen but a big fuck you regardless to the western media stooges who are trying#to paint iran as the ''aggressor'' here#like this was just an attack that come out of nowhere
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cowboy ace and his awesome strong annoying epic cowboy brother
#feeling silly more cowboy content#happy birthday ace#hes very proud#portgas d ace#ace one piece#one piece fanart#one piece#ace would say epic unironically
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this is my favorite love triangle resolution it's always so funny. yeah this is my wife. and that's her wife, my best friend mike.
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