yeah i wouldnt be suprised tbh

though to be fair afterwards (still with all those buffs) i did manage to catch a few more. but with a normal fishing gear and skills? nope not trying this again

i do love the fishing minigame in sdv but jfc linus posted a quest to bring him an octopus and i forgot how fucking frustrating these little bastards are

i had to buy a whole new fishing rod (despite the fiberglass one working PERFECTLY well up until then) then the deluxe bait and trap bobber and then i downed a whole fish stew (or whatever this +3 fishing skill food is) and i still struggled to catch this motherfucker

i do love the fishing minigame in sdv but jfc linus posted a quest to bring him an octopus and i forgot how fucking frustrating these little bastards are

i had to buy a whole new fishing rod (despite the fiberglass one working PERFECTLY well up until then) then the deluxe bait and trap bobber and then i downed a whole fish stew (or whatever this +3 fishing skill food is) and i still struggled to catch this motherfucker

The grandpa from Midsommar is the reason we have bishounen in manga and anime

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*

$33 1 c@nt $t@rt t¥py1ng !1k3 th1$ b3c@u$3 th3n 1!! B3 m1$t@k3n 4 @ *********

it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad

I dont mean to derail but if you want to have a laugh about the wildly inaccurate google translations between japanese and english, this guy has a few videos like this

When people ask me why they should pay a human translator instead of using google translate I show them this picture:

I’ve lived through so many end of times “this website is getting deleted” on tumblr that it doesn’t even register anymore. Yeah, mhm. You claim you’re moving to another website. Sure. It’s also Tuesday what else is new

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

face of a man who has known sorrow

i don't think whoever wrote this understood what was going on in that flash

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!