Odysseus is the type of guy who oozes rizz and can and will say the sweetest shit to Penelope and revels in her being happy with it ("You're beautiful in red" when she blushes. THAT type of cheesy bullshit. Have you READ the shit he says to her in the Odyssey?) but if she gives it back, he just freezes and Odysseus.exe stops working. Especially since he was the one doing all the flirting in the beginning until she finally chills out and "allows" herself to have a crush.
Penelope: ...You know, I don't really know if your name fits you.
Odysseus: Oh? You don't think "Pain in the ass" is a good fit?
Penelope: It definitely is...But...I don't know. Maybe it's because when I think of you, I don't think of pain, I think of joy... Yeah, instead of "pain giver", you're a giver of joy."Joy Giver" perhaps?
Odysseus:
Penelope: ...Are you okay?
Odysseus: *completely red and continues to make a high-pitched squeaking sound like air being let out of a balloon*
He gets more used to it as they get further along in their marriage but in the beginning, this guy was screaming into his pillows and kicking his feet and twirling his hair and being stupid :D
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Hi I'm here to drop a random headcanon
Higuchi will sometimes come into work sporting a fever, but pays no mind to it up until she either collapses or gets delirious enough for someone else to notice.
ANON MARRY ME....thank you for the higuchi headcanon 😭 i love this i really would die for the over working trope...Higuchi takes her work with Akutagawa very seriously and she will absolutely not rest until her work for the day is done!! Akutagawa tends to be oblivious to things like this and most of the time won't notice until it's too late but Gin and Tachihara pay close attention to her bc of her past tendencies to do this 💔 they both try their best to convince her to rest when she's overdoing it (Gin usually ends up winning) and they'll make her rest on the couch in the little break room they have unless it's bad enough that she needs right stay at the infirmary (they'll always take her there if she collapses). i also love the idea of her getting too good at hiding it. no one noticing until she starts acting really strange (asking questions that don't make any sense, or crying with no explanation) and that sends everyone into panic mode like okay shit she is not okay right now
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Girl 😭😭 sameee, I’m happy for them and feel like they could definitely catch a break cuz yknow the media is crazy with them but also I’m like howwww does time fly so fast!!
Justin being a retired pop star fits him perfectly, they’re gonna have the cutest little family tucked away in Calabasas (idk where they live I’m just picking a random LA neighborhood)
He’s rly gonna be a father and that’s so CRAZY (positive) to me
Like I remember being on stan twitter in high school when he was at his highest and lowest and there was so much drama online every day
And that only feels like…. 5 years ago to me? When it’s been like almost 10 lmao
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I'm on my usual and somehow random TQG's rewatch and that press conference scene on episode 6, where the journalist asks Beth if she studies that game in Mexico that Borgov won (after she says she studies his games at night) and she says she does (especially that one) but she replies in Russian? That's all that's right in the world.
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by far the best thing about the current emo revival going on is that the artists are all grown up and healthy and comfortable in their skin and not mentally ill and happy
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