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#ugh I love all my wifes
dootznbootz · 3 months
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Odysseus is the type of guy who oozes rizz and can and will say the sweetest shit to Penelope and revels in her being happy with it ("You're beautiful in red" when she blushes. THAT type of cheesy bullshit. Have you READ the shit he says to her in the Odyssey?) but if she gives it back, he just freezes and Odysseus.exe stops working. Especially since he was the one doing all the flirting in the beginning until she finally chills out and "allows" herself to have a crush.
Penelope: ...You know, I don't really know if your name fits you. Odysseus: Oh? You don't think "Pain in the ass" is a good fit? Penelope: It definitely is...But...I don't know. Maybe it's because when I think of you, I don't think of pain, I think of joy... Yeah, instead of "pain giver", you're a giver of joy."Joy Giver" perhaps? Odysseus:
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Penelope: ...Are you okay? Odysseus: *completely red and continues to make a high-pitched squeaking sound like air being let out of a balloon*
He gets more used to it as they get further along in their marriage but in the beginning, this guy was screaming into his pillows and kicking his feet and twirling his hair and being stupid :D
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crinklebinbin · 3 months
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I drew All Might again
But I gave him his shirt back !!
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cinnamon-phrog · 2 months
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Do you ever see a take in a fandom tag and you're like HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH
#it was SO contradictory too ugh. and a mutual liked it!#you disrespect me. you disrespect my whole family#you call us 'stinky poopy babies'#you punched my wife. you kick mah baby you KICKed my FOCKin BABY#you ate our dog. YOU ATE OUR HOUSE#/ref#it's always the people i like too. everytime i want to find a d/ hmis artist or mutual BAM they're mean petty and even a nonce#and mean to peoples with hc's like mine. yes yes it happens in every fandom but not to the point where literally everybody sucks!#aside from my mutuals who are casually into the show you guys are boss <33#a d/ hmis artist will tell me they don't care/ even like my hc's and i'll feel great#a couple months later and they're talking shit about it or liking posts about why people who have said hcs are somehow predatory#as if there aren't actual predators in the tags and their little supportive minions running amuck. who draw LITERAL cp of Yellow#i'm not mad anymore i've become very numbed to this. i end up losing 'friends' to the point where i don't know how to make them anymore.#'course that doesn't mean i'll stop trying though. but give benefit of the doubt and be MASSIVELY let down.#or assume the worst. be RIGHT and yet still be somehow worse for assuming.#so i'm just gonna not interact. i'll still put my s/elfship stuff in the tags though i am above guilt or shame now. Look At My Post Boy#cuz like if all these people can get away with being petty and two faced then i can get away with smooching puppets#make Love not War
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poliodeuces · 4 months
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mask off i do not like the theory that ramuda's cloned from rei's wife.............
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sickficideas · 10 months
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Hi I'm here to drop a random headcanon
Higuchi will sometimes come into work sporting a fever, but pays no mind to it up until she either collapses or gets delirious enough for someone else to notice.
ANON MARRY ME....thank you for the higuchi headcanon 😭 i love this i really would die for the over working trope...Higuchi takes her work with Akutagawa very seriously and she will absolutely not rest until her work for the day is done!! Akutagawa tends to be oblivious to things like this and most of the time won't notice until it's too late but Gin and Tachihara pay close attention to her bc of her past tendencies to do this 💔 they both try their best to convince her to rest when she's overdoing it (Gin usually ends up winning) and they'll make her rest on the couch in the little break room they have unless it's bad enough that she needs right stay at the infirmary (they'll always take her there if she collapses). i also love the idea of her getting too good at hiding it. no one noticing until she starts acting really strange (asking questions that don't make any sense, or crying with no explanation) and that sends everyone into panic mode like okay shit she is not okay right now
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everybody smile! :)
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#silent hill#harry mason#james sunderland#heather mason#mary shepherd-sunderland#jodi mason#the mason-sunderlands#YEAH TAHT'S RIGHT - THE MASON-SUNDERLANDS. TFW UR WIFE HAS A GF AND A BF AND UR HUSBAND HAS A BF AND A GF AND U ALL HAVE A DAUGHTER#AND WE ARE DEBUTING: -adjacent(ish) JAMES AND MARY AND (a clearer picture of) JODI#which btw. rad was the first to draw Jodi can you fucking. BELIEVE. LOSING IT. LOOK AT MARY LOOK AT HER LOOK AT JAMES IS LIFTING HIS WIFE#heather loves her family you can just see it in her eyes :)  search your feelings you know it to be true#UGH RAD THIS WAS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL ASGLDFGHLIG LOOK AT THEM ALL#THE PERSONALITIES. THE PAINTING. I'M LOSING MY F U C K I N G MIND EVERY TIME#lmao @ the dark bags under james's eyes yeah you get it. you understand he has a Look#i can't get over the cuffs and the sneakers and THEIR SHOES#LOOK AT THIS BOOT/HEELS CLUB heather is tired but she's got rocking kicks#mary and her teacup what sort of immunities does she have#BRHG ALL THE DETAILS HOW DID YOU PAINT THE PLAID SO WELL. LOOK AT THOSE CUTE PICTURES ON THE FRIDGE. THE TEXTURES AND THE WALLS AND THE#BACKDROP#BEACH BUM JAMES PONYTAIL MARY DGKSEKLHlkdfhkdghlDFGHHIWG RAAAAD#thank you so much for this opportunity. i Needed This god FUCK YOU'RE SO SKILLED I LOVE YOUR STYLE AND I'LL NEVER SHUT UPA BOUT IT I S2G#beach bum james tho look at his hair look at him LOOK AT HIM he's just not allowed in the sun he will ACtually sizzle#jodi's earrings and :< jodi :< AND THE POP TARTS klgsrlidgfliDAFGLKHXFGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU FUCKING. INCREDIBLE MFER!!!!!!
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kirby-the-gorb · 2 years
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thewizardofrp · 2 years
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@govannas
“When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.” - FALSTAFF, Giuseppe Verdie
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velvetstreets · 11 days
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Girl 😭😭 sameee, I’m happy for them and feel like they could definitely catch a break cuz yknow the media is crazy with them but also I’m like howwww does time fly so fast!!
Justin being a retired pop star fits him perfectly, they’re gonna have the cutest little family tucked away in Calabasas (idk where they live I’m just picking a random LA neighborhood)
He’s rly gonna be a father and that’s so CRAZY (positive) to me
Like I remember being on stan twitter in high school when he was at his highest and lowest and there was so much drama online every day
And that only feels like…. 5 years ago to me? When it’s been like almost 10 lmao
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girls-and-honey · 9 months
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wait wtf happened to tumblr I was only gone for *checks watch* several weeks
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einaudis · 1 year
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I'm on my usual and somehow random TQG's rewatch and that press conference scene on episode 6, where the journalist asks Beth if she studies that game in Mexico that Borgov won (after she says she studies his games at night) and she says she does (especially that one) but she replies in Russian? That's all that's right in the world.
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princesspeachel · 11 months
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by far the best thing about the current emo revival going on is that the artists are all grown up and healthy and comfortable in their skin and not mentally ill and happy
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anotherpapercut · 9 months
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I'm seriously having to resist so hard the urge to block everyone on this website over that math color post. if you think math is red I'm sorry but you're wrong and you're going to math hell also. forever.
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inkykeiji · 1 year
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v glad he came home even tho his stats literally suck so bad 。゚(゚ノД`゚)゚。
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mxwhore · 1 year
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afraid for my brother hours
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donghyuckkies · 1 year
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good morning i have just finished season 2 of alice in borderland and am having many thoughts and feelings
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