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unknown1050 · 1 year

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JOHN CONSTANTINE2005

This is my first time posting here, and i've been obsessed over keanue aka john constantine lately so i made a short story.

(Join - john constantine x reader)

"Stop following me." His deep voice echoed around the alleyway but his footsteps never slowed.

"Not until you listen." Barely catching up, you spoke. You two have been walking for atleast 3 miles and he was maddening every minute.

"Whats there to listen to? I gave you my answer." The stepping stopped as he bluntly turned around, making you bump into his chest. With the same stoic expression he pointed your forehead.

"I. Work. Alone. Get that?" Not softly at all, he began walking away again.

Frustrated with all the whinning and begging, you still catch up- hoping to make a progress.

"Ugh, were basically partners anyway! I help you when you need help a-"

"No."

A soft huff escaped your lips, catching up you continued to explain why you should be his partner. He kept silent as you continues to ramble.

Your legs began to feel tired, as your throat began to feel dry.

Only a few more blocks left, and you could see his apartment- once he opened his apartment, you opened your mouth but he beat you to it

"You just want to piss him off don't you?" He says without turning around, "er- no... i just really wanna help out" you half lied over the fact you were suppose to be dead- you escape going hell and kind of summon one of his demons...

Totally trying to piss him off

He looked at you with a raised eyebrows, but said nothing about it- leaving the door open while he entered. A small smile creeped on your face, entering his apartment. Progress has been made!

Closing the door and locking it, you turn around to be inches away from his face, both of his hands are on both sides of your head, him leaning over you.

"I dont have to be explaining the risks of any of this, especially when your old man is involved."

"Leave the old dude alone... and yes sir." Sheepsily you could stop yourself from cracking a small smile.

"We both know how much an asshole he can be... you wont regret having me." You continued giving out your pinky finger, a childish promise you still use to keep such promises.

He looked down at your finger before back at your eyes, for a second you thought he looked else where but maybe your just seeing things.

Grabbing your hand that was led out, john held it beside your head like the other.

"Atleast we agree on one thing... its getting late- take the bed." His voice deeper and more husky he whispered. He stayed for a bit before dashing away in the kitchen.

Letting out a breath you didnt know you were holding, you could still feel how warm your face has been.

.....progress has been made all right!

#john constantine #fanfiction #fiction #imagines #smut #keanue reeves #demom slayer

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r0-boat · 2 years

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I already have a breeding kink, and I’m into monster, so Werewolf Ingo is scratching a few itches. Can you please write some smut for him?

Adhhs I have a few werewolf Ingo ask

Here you go you horny maniacs

Smut underneath

Ingo has been acting really strange recently. It all started when he wouldn't be at the training ground at sundown anymore at first he thought he was just busy but then Ingo started to actively avoid you.

The icing on the cake was when you tried confronting him about his weird Behavior and the whole time he didn't say anything, In fact he wouldn't even look at you.. Oh yeah something's definitely up.

Fet up you followed close behind him to see where he was going following him way to Eterna Forest where he seeming disappeared. You were looking at me for him before getting pounced on by...Ingo!

Well sort of it was him but he seems different he had pointed ears and a swishing tail arms were covered in Gray fur with sharp claws. Immediately knowing how you are his ears tilted back "Mc! Why are you here?!" He said? " you're acting weird lately so I followed you out here what happened to you?!?"

Ingo's tail switch to behind him just chest rising and falling... Ugh, your scent is so intoxicating and it's everywhere... Fuck...you smell soo good...so...ferti- Ingo shook his head "you need to leave!" He growled.

Ingo tries to get off of you but your hand holds the sleeve of his coat. "N-no not until you tell me what's wrong."

Ingo opened his mouth to speak but then stopped he smelled something different now something that made his mouth water. A-are you aroused?

"I-every night change forms" fuck it's getting harder to think. "It's been easier to manage until...recently"

"Are you afraid?" Ingo says his ear drooping downward. I know you could never be afraid of Ingo in fact some part of you kind of liked this. You reached up and caressed his cheek. Ingo unable to contain his happy tail whimpers and leans into your touch. "Mc..." he says to you tenderly his hand holding yours " you're tempting me. In this form I have... urges, its maddening to deal with them I have to control myself i-"

"Then dont" you cut him off "kiss me ingo"

His silver eyes shine. Ingo's slams his lips to yours kissing you like like as if tomorrow won't exist.

Ingo slipped tongue inside of your mouth eager to taste every part of you. Rolling and pressing against you a tongue.

Ingo rolls hips against yours rubbing his growing arousal against yours. " This is what you do to me everyday, and every night while my instincts scream to take you to mark you. I tried so hard so back yet here you are offering yourself to me... enough waiting you're mine now" Ingo says in a husky tone

Fuck if you weren't so turned on before you are now... Your eyes trailed to his neck it was bear, to bear for your liking... You felt possessive remembering all the women in men around the training ground who would eye him up.

Ingo was an attractive man and his rough scruffiness just added to his attraction. Licking your lips you put your mouth on his neck licking sucking and nibbling. Ingo moaned rather loudly digging his claws into your Galaxy uniform. Ingo let out an inhuman grow he tore through your Galaxy uniform before taking it off and discarding it " take it all off before I rip those too "

Yes sir didn't have to tell you twice. You stripped for him making sure to put on a little show without going too slow it's for him his silver eyes gazing taking in the sight of your naked body. " keep teasing me, my self-control only last for so long."

Ingo takes off his clothes his coat his hat, Pearl clan uniform, and pants. " I want to fuck you but I really want to taste you." He says. Ingo kisses your stomach all the way down to your wet arousal. You see his tail wag from behind the scent of your heat making his cock twitch. You swear you heard him whimper as he drags his tongue along your arousal. You squirm and writhe as ingo mercilessly sucks and eats you out. Before you could cum on this tongue ingo certainly removes you from his mouth.

"Ingo...whaA-" she took you by surprise he left your legs up putting you into a mating press before slowly sinking his cock inside. "I'm at my limit, I can't! I need you!" He cries. Ingo slid inside perfectly. You fit perfectly around his cock, like you were made for him, just for him.

Ingo digs his claws into the Earth as he begins to move immediately slamming his hips mercilessly against you. You two are the only ones in the forest ingo took full advantage of that. You heard all of his moans, growls, and whimpers as he drills you into the forest floor, the sound of his balls slapping against your skin only added to the heat in your core. You're so close you're going to come on this cock. "I-im gonna-! So close!" You feel something swell against you. You looked and saw something swelling at the hilt of ingos cock. He notices it too but I this point he's too far gone to care the only thing he's registering are his instincts telling him to put whatever that was inside of you to fill you with his pups. To fuck his knot into you and cum.

He forces all of them inside you causing you to cum. Squeeze him, milking him for all he's worth. "Fuck! I'm locked inside of you...thats!... So...." he couldn't finish the sentence before Exploding deep inside you. Filling you up with his thick cum.

You thought you could take a rest but then you feel ingo starting to move again inside of you. "More...i-i need more..."

#ro.chatting #smut #smuuuuut #pokemon ingo smut #this is poooorn #pokemon ingo

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thedevillionaire · 3 years

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Where The Heart Is

So first there was this lovely scenario by @stealthy-sneezing and then I received this insanely flattering prompt from @you-dont-look-so-good and only, uh...three weeks later (LOL, speedy turnaround is an unreliable thing in these parts, I'm afraid) here's my attempt at a little fic based around it. --- Kia doesn’t greet him with her usual kiss good morning as she joins him in the kitchen; she does not, in fact, acknowledge him at all as she passes by. What sleep she’d managed to get had been restless and broken, for a start, and she’s still more than a little out of sorts over last night’s…

Fight?

She’s reluctant to use the term, even to herself. But there had nevertheless been some tensely exchanged differences of opinion, whatever term she gives it. They hardly ever argue and it weighs on her heavily, disproportionately.

She busies herself with breakfast-preparing activities, pointedly avoiding the dining bench where her bonded sits wrapped in a plush burgundy dressing robe and an almost tangible aura of bleariness which suggests that he didn’t sleep particularly well, either.

And there’s no question that he’s…not sounding his best.

Cerberus takes a sip of his steaming coffee, sniffles sharply and rubs his nose with firm frustration against the itch that’s been bothering him since waking, flicking his gaze momentarily across to Kia in a cursory attempt to ascertain her mood.

She very deliberately looks away.

Maybe, she thinks with more than a touch of snippiness as he sniffles again,you should have come home when you said you would. It’s totally possible to delegate sometimes, you know. Like, just once, even, maybe? And while she doesn’t Mindsend him her thoughts, she certainly wills them into the aether. Just a touch.

It’s not even about being late, though, she continues internally, making her point to herself with conviction as she peers into a second cupboard for the blackberry spread she can’t seem to find, I don’t care if you’re late, really, it’s about promising me for the third time this week that you wouldn…

The hitch in his breath severs her sentence momentarily but she doesn’t intend to…

“Huh-TSCHH-uu!”

Kia’s own breath catches a little, too, although she keeps her focus resolutely fixed on the cupboard’s interior; she does not want to engage right now and she’s not going to…

“Hh-TSCHH-uu! Ah-TSSCHHhuu! hh-hhH… Hh-AAHTSCH-uu!” Rapid and forceful, urgent, an increasing desperation evident, and she chances a peripheral glance at Cerberus, her ability to concentrate on anything else hijacked into a weighted anticipation almost as singular as his, despite her not wanting to…

A deep inhalation scissored and insistent, a frozen expectant moment and he gives in again to the maddening itch twice over. “Hhh… hh-TSSCHH-uu! Ah-hh-TSSCHH-uu!” Several sharp sniffles follow; he excuses himself reflexively, habitually, another sniffle following in short order, accompanied by a faintly exasperated sigh and snarlwhispered fuck’s sake.

“Bless you,” Kia says quietly, downplaying her usual heartwarm tone a touch but she doesn’t have it within herself to not acknowledge him. And she can’t help the twinge of concern she feels – or indeed any…other sort of interest – but she doesn’t want her resolve to weaken any further. Not yet, at least.

I’m still mad at you. Stop it.

He nods a perfunctory thankyou for the blessing; she hasn’t turned around so doesn’t notice.

The blackberry spread seems determined to remain unfound and she decides that muscat will do, or whatever’s in this jar, she thinks it’s muscat, it’s not important, really, whatever, does she even want toast, she just needs to…

The sound of a hurriedly claimed fresh succession of tissues being pulled from the box, and her focus dissolves anew.

“Hh-TSCHH-uu!”

And she can sense the expectation of recurrence in his shaky not-quite recovery, his breath unsettled, irregular, and god getting breakfast should really not take this much effort, maybe she’ll just have a cup of tea, this is ridiculous, and from the urgency of gasped inhalation she knows doubtless that he’s going to…

“Huh-AHSSCHuu! Ah-TSSCH-uu! Goddamn it, what the hell is…” Another series of sniffles follows and Cerberus blows his nose, wetly and ineffectively, and with no pause save for a suddensharp gasp, stifles a further sneeze immediately thereafter. “HXTchu! Ugh…” He groans and coughs convulsively from the effort, pushes disarrayed midnight from watering eyes, and growls an undertone of vexation. As if this morning wasn’t uncomfortable enough already.

He coughs again and clears his throat. “Excuse me,” he murmurs, wipes his nose several times, and sniffles again.

“Bless you,” Kia says again, only this time the words come true, sincere, empathic. There’s a resignation in her bonded’s voice that she’s unable to ignore, and her brow creases – something is clearly wrong, and her residual anger over yesterday’s events begins to fall aside in the face of genuine concern, and now she turns to face him.

He sighs heavily as his eyes meet hers. “I, um… *snf!* I don’t mean to disturb you.”

“You’re not disturbing me.” Well, you are, but… She closes the cupboard door, leans back against it, any remaining thoughts of breakfast forgotten. “What’s going on?”

“I have n…” His breath catches, but with controlled if shaky exhalation he manages to fight off the urge and stay on course. “I have no idea. Just can’t seem to… *snf!* Can’t seem to stop.” He looks at her with an expression somewhere between irritated chagrin and cautious detachment. “It’s alright. You don’t need t…to… hpt-XCH!” A quiet groan as Kia blesses him again and gently tells him not to stifle; he nods in agreement with her point as he returns to his own. “You don’t need to worry,” he finishes tiredly, taking another handful of tissues and blowing his nose again.

“Huh. You know,” Kia says, “I was actually trying not to, but… I don’t know, you’re not exactly making it easy or something.” She sighs quietly, not unkindly, and crosses the distance between them. “Okay, though, for real. What’s going on?”

:Karmic debt, perhaps?: Cerberus Mindsends, and offers her a darkly rueful smile as he vaporises the latest clutch of used tissues. “You didn’t secretly burn birchbark in here as revenge for last night, did you?” The sniffle following is intentionally pathetic; he runs an index finger along the underside of his nose and glances at his bonded with eyebrow arched in enquiry.

“Oooh.” Kia shakes her head, narrows her eyes at him as if in consideration, and smiles wryly. “You sure you want to give me ideas like that today?”

Cerberus manages a brief chuckle before his focus dissolves unstoppably stolen, relentless urgency returning and he capitulates to cresting need posthaste and absolute – powerful, emphatic, desperate. “Huh-hhAHTSSCHhuu! Ah-TSSCHH-uu! Gods! *snff!*” With a deep sigh, he pushes ebony heaviness from his eyes again, looks up to meet his bonded’s gaze in dishevelled and somewhat hazy self-deprecation. “And thus my brilliant plan to be as unobtrusive as possible this morning continues its wild run of success,” he remarks dryly, claiming a new couple of tissues with purposeful emphatic flourish and another sniffle.

And the last of Kia’s resistance falls away, her heart melting, any remnant vestiges of irritation and indignance cracking, fading, and none of it is important anymore. “It’s okay,” she murmurs, gentle, kind. “You know, I do still love you even when you’re totally wrong about stuff and it’s all your fault,” she adds playfully, then rolls her eyes with a light scoff and affected exasperation. “Wow, I really did mean to be mad at you for a bit longer than this, though.”

She smiles at her bonded, open and affectionate, and Mindsends him a tenderwarm :Bastard.:

Cerberus laughs quietly, sardonically, and wipes his nose. “Well, I’m certain I’ll not be coming home late tonight, in any case.”

Moving to stand behind him, Kia strokes a gentle hand through his hair, touches a kiss to the top of his head as he leans back into her embrace with an enervated soft hum of pleasure.

“Maybe just…maybe just stay home today, sweetheart.”

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#I've never been asked for a prompt before and I really hope I've done this right #sorry about the three week delay #I'm not one of those amazing receive prompt produce fic writers #I had to veer from the prompt in a couple of places due to who Cerberus is as a person #He's...specific about certain things #my writing #my OCs #other people's ideas #cerberus and kia #cerberus #cerbia #supernatural soap opera

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unsympathetic-angst · 4 years

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Janus is actually pertrified of snakes. patton loves them to death. so Patton finds out and he mocks janus for his scales causing a panic attack and he just...locks himself in his room. for four months. when he comes out, his face is all scar tissue where the scales once were. and his fear of snakes is gone. now he fears patton. ((could you please write this for me? i dont have much writing skill myself and i would actually internally die you wrote this for me. you dont have to i promise-))

ive been wanting to do something like this and i finally have an excuse too awawaa,,, also plz dont die and fun fact u should write whatever u want. just have fun with it ^^ writing just takes practice

TW: U!Patton, physical abuse, verbal abuse, implied suicidal thoughts, scars, scalpel, implied/referenced panic attacks, cutting someone, crying, loss of breathe, weapons, slight victim blaming, let me know of other things to tag !

"I'll cut your little heart out 'cause you made me cry"

Janus was reserved as he knew any sign of weakness would be used against him. He knew how predators would hunt down its prey till the small creature is too weak to run then the beast would pounce on it and uses everything it had on the poor thing. The deceitful side isn't aware of how Patton learns of his fear of snakes, but whatever mistake he made to let the information be known to the fatherly side would haunt him for the rest of his life.

Patton is cruel and revolting. He for being the moral side shows no moral code to his treatment of dark sides. It isn't a hidden secret but the more inhuman things Patton does is only for Janus to witness and bare. Janus despised this burden; the constantly forced to deal with his fear until he passes out from hyperventilation and continuously forcing himself to drag himself to the bathroom to heal the ripped off scales made him unbearably fatigued. It had been two months and Janus lost hope one month ago. Any form of begging or pleading was disregarded like trash so he stayed silent allowing for the moral side to play with him like a doll.

The snake side grudgingly wakes up depleted. He's only been awake for a few seconds and his mind is already begging for him to just let go. Perhaps then it would be easier than dealing with Patton. Janus shakes his head and gently placed a gloved hand over his eye, a small depressing smile forming as he recalls the only semblance of himself he was allowed to keep were his gloves. Janus pushes himself and a prominent weight of fatigue that crashes into him which causes him to stumble. He uses the wall to hold himself up while he trudges to the bathroom. He opens the sink and looks at the mirror grimacing at the reflection that made his stomach turn. Janus's face was much paler, frailer, and fewer scales. He gently swifts over the scars feeling the dry patch of healing skin. He feels filthy.

Janus isn't sure when he went back to bed, time was lost in this small, cold, empty room. The deceitful side unintentionally jumps at the sound of the door clicking. He internally hopes that it's another side but he should have realized there was no hope. The smile on Patton's face sends shiver's down Janus's spine.

"Evening Janus!" Patton smiles," hope you're having a good day, mines been tiring."

Janus doesn't speak he's learned not to.

"Ever since you've been gone Logan been more annoying! I love Logie but ugh, he just needs to shut up! He keeps trying to logic every situation as if he knows anything, perhaps a stay in here for a bit would teach him better," Patton says lowly with a maddening smile.

"Don't!" Janus utters," do bring Logan into this room."

Patton turns to face him with a shocked yet intrigued expression. He slowly moves to sit on the other bed and looks at the sheets as he spoke with venom," you know, Logan does ask about you a lot. I've told him you had a panic attack and chose to stay inside. He thinks Thomas being more honest is a bad idea, but what does he know."

"More than you," Janus hissed.

"Excuse me?" Patton replied.

Janus throws his gloved hands over his mouth as he internally curses. Patton being pissed was an understatement. His eyes burned with fury yet the calm exterior terrified Janus. He knew it'd be another terrible night.

"Gloves off Janus," Patton muttered.

He did as he was told. Patton moved to one of the snake cages and took out a snake. Janus grimaces knowing that the snake had a texture that made him nauseous and it didn't help that the snake had venom. While he couldn't die he knew Patton would force Janus through the symptoms.

"I want you to pet him," Patton commands.

It's a simple command but Janus deeply wants to deny it.

"Please Patton, I'm sorry. I did mean to upset you please I cant-"

"You can and you will if you want to make sure Remus and Logan stay out of this room," Patton spat.

He hasn't even started touching the snake and he's already crying. Patton snickers as he watches shaky fingers pet the small reptile.

"Amusing that your fear of snakes makes you this emotional," Patton spoke as Janus pulls his hand away.

"I'm sorry I'm sorry please I've learned my lesson," Janus please through shaky breathe.

He can barely breathe and his vision is going in and out. Janus is sure he'll pass out soon and he wants too, he's so tired but he knows what'll happen if he does. Patton hums to show he’s thinking," hm, well I suppose you have learned your lesson but I'm not done yet kiddo."

Patton gets up gently putting away the snake and heads to the bathroom. Janus groans knowing what's coming next. Patton comes with a scalpel and wipes.

"Stay still or I'll cut you," Patton says with an innocent tone, but the words worked.

Janus was still while he cried. He was slightly depersonalizing but he knew he'd feel it all. Patton gently wipes the scales. Janus holds in a breath and closes his eyes as he feels cold metal latching onto his skin.

———

Janus's return is a shock to everyone. His empty eyes and healed skin is sight for sore eyes, and how he shivers in room temperature indicates how frail he’s become.

"Janus is back!" Patton says warmly, wrapping his arms around the deceitful side.

"Patton what did you do to Janus for the last four months," Logan questions terrified.

"I just helped him a bit! He doesn't like snakes so I fixed that fear for him!" Patton answers letting Janus go. Remus quickly grabs Janus away from the moral side, shocked to see Janus gripping onto Remus tightly.

"You ripped off his scales you monster!" Roman yelled drawing out his sword.

Patton just shrugs," he made upset so I taught him a lesson."

His smile sent shivers down everyone's spine.

#unsympathetic patton #sympathetic janus #sympathetic logan #sympathetic remus #sympathetic roman #roman logan and remus make very small appearances #tw crying #tw verbal abuse #tw physical abuse #tw abuse #tw victim blaming #tw scars #tw scales #tw panic attack #tw suicidal thoughts #tw cutting someone #tw loss of breathe #lmk of other things to tag!#this is different from the prompt i just wanted to write hurt janus awawa

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kemeticcalloutsfromthepublic · 5 years

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To Stir a Magic Cauldron of Farce

This article was recommended to us by reader who we shall keep anonymous.

https://web.archive.org/web/20190208215239/https://smarmykemeticpagan.wordpress.com/2019/02/09/interview-with-set-wtf-was-all-that-about/

This mod would like to be the first to say, we are very much a believing sort when people say they have conversations with their gods. We like to think they are honest and their beautiful experiences are ones of earnest. That said we must ask...is that the best you could do?

We must say this article from @smarmykemeticpagan is a desperate bit of pageantry. This is not a devotee recording a transcript of a conversation with their beloved god. This is putting on a mask and impersonating a god to manufacture an aire of authority. This is a bold faced attempt to make oneself a cult leader. This is a lie, a con, a trick, a false pretense to claim “well all the gods in our pantheon support every word I say so you can’t argue against me, you literally argue against our gods!!!” Be not deceived precious kemetic friends. This con-artist tries but has no authority, unless you surrender to it, do not be seduced.

That her political tirades are “divinely supported” as if to make them more unassailable. This is a desperate power move to seize some vestige of spiritual backing where none actually exists. This is putting your words in a gods mouth and pretending its them talking. This is pure propaganda of the most transparent sort. This mod is not impressed nor moved. We would like to state we are just disappointed, we expected you to try harder to make it seem genuine.

The gods may not be pleased with how humans treat humans, but they have already prescribed their desires for us to live. We as humans must live by that or not. What smarmy has done here is shoved her ideological beliefs into a Set mask and pretended it was Set himself endorsing it. This is dangerous, disingenuous, and a plain lie to everyone who supports her. The obviousness of this suggests to this mod, smarmy does not consider the intelligence of her supporters and audience to be very high. We must inform you, that a rather damning prospect.

This mod weeps for the gods to be slandered with such trivial garbage, professed as their own words. We see smarmy tries to install herself as a legitimate “outlaw priest” we think someone has been playing too much Red Dead. We were not impressed with all the veiled threats being stuffed into Set’s mouth either. These are the actions of someone desperate to mask the Enemy, as Trusted Friend. We advise the community to not be fooled and not to buy into these maddened ravings of a lunatic cultist desperate for power.

“You don’t let a snake into your home and assume it’s not going to act like a snake. Fuck’s sake, even baby humans know that.“

We would like to inform you how ironic it is you warn people of this.

This mod would dig deeper into every line of how this entire interview is a complete farce, but it proves that itself. We would like to remind you smarmy, be sure to take your medication, dear, this article shows us you’ve been lax.

--Memphis

Good GODS this is one of the most cringeworthy things I have ever read. This is a one-woman circle-jerk; a narcissistic manifesto from Smarmy disguised as divine revelation. If Set had any involvement in this debacle, I’ll eat my hat!

“You make me look so cool.” -_- WTF. Set’s already cool; he doesn’t need your bitch ass, Smarmy. What on earth have you done to be “relentless surgeon cutting out a tumor?” You have a blog where you spread a hateful, destructive ideology that has killed millions wherever it’s been attempted. Whoop-de-fuckin’-do. What a brave activist! /s

Here’s something that Set has taught me. Things have never, ever been okay. Before the Industrial Revolution, life was most certainly as described by Thomas Hobbes: nasty, brutish, and short. Life expectancy was extremely low because of childhood diseases, societies were often just a few bad harvests away from starvation, and other tribes or countries constantly warred with one another over limited resources. Humans have made advancements to overcome these conditions, but like how you mentioned Rome, the collapse of civilization and infrastructure can and does happen. Nothing in life is guaranteed; it can all come crashing down in an instant.

You had Set say in your little diatribe how having barbaric order is worse than chaos. What you fail to realize is that both order and chaos can be barbaric. I remind you that Nature abhors a vacuum. If you could actually abolish the society and leaders we currently have, someone else will take their place. They may be worse than the people you dispose. Think carefully before starting a revolution. The Russians did that in 1917. It’s estimated that 100 million people died from various countries trying to implement the ideas of Marx and Lenin.

Ra almighty, it gets even worse the longer you read. Apparently Set has more miracles for Smarmy that even *He* won’t let her know about. Then “he” (I’m going with lower-case here because this is so obviously Smarmy speaking as Set) threatens every one who opposes Smarmy. Who do you think Set is, Smarmy, Liam Neeson?

Just, ugh. You never learn, kid. How can you think of yourself as a great priestess battling the forces of darkness if you never reflect on your own darkness? When you stare into the abyss, it also gazes into you. And when you put words into Set’s mouth saying he’s going to destroy all the people you hate, whether they’re really racist or just on a different part of the political spectrum, you are NOT being compassionate. You’re just a blind asshat spreading your own hate around. Way to further a/pep, you moron.

-Karnak

#kemetic community #kemetic fandom #kemetic #The Great Con-artist #The Invisible Set #Kettle of Shas #she's so SET in hr ways

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callistawolf · 5 years

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my thoughts on Arrow 7x04

Wooooo....what a heck of an episode! Let me just share with you my thoughts... Now, a refresher: these are pretty much stream of consciousness. I type these down as I’m watching live. So if they seem a little disjointed... that’d be why. But I thought you’d enjoy my IN THE MOMENT thoughts. 😉

Dr. Jerry Parker seems like a reasonable guy. But…. appearances can be deceiving.

Oh god a psychiatric evaluation. It’s like Oliver’s worst nightmare come to life.

This guy’s asking some uncomfy questions. Oliver needs to figure out how to play this game.

Listen Dr. Parker, we handled this whole “you’re a murderer” thing back in s5. I have the DVDs, I can show you.

OH NO YOU DO NOT USE HIS FAMILY AGAINST HIM.

I’m okay with Felicity turning torturer. Just for the record. That could be some juicy story.

I appreciate what Rene is trying to warn her about… and it’s something she should consider. But also, I sorta want her to do it so we can unpack the angsty goodness.

And Felicity’s not wrong either. Getting Diaz is a priority.

I just super appreciate these two working together.

UGH STAR CITY IS STILL A FUCKING DUMP HEAP!?! WTF EVEN. Does nothing help?!?

oooh new coordinates! EXCITING. Where is Felicity.

Mayor Pollard. who the heck is Mayor Pollard. I want Mayor Queen back.

THINGS WERE BETTER OFF WITH THE VIGILANTES. Hear hear!

but also, didn’t y’all haters vote for the anti vigilante legislation? COME ON GUYS.

Oooh Faux GA to the rescue! I really hope that’s Emiko.

At least Mayor Pollard is a woman. YAY WOMEN RISE.

Smoke inhalation is no joke. Just ask Jack Pearson.

Dig the ARGUS Bitch is unamusing. I want my boy to wake up to the truth soonish.

Rene, you’re busy with Felicity and Silencer. Why spread yourself thin—? Ahhhh forget it. Do whatcha do.

Dinah’s hair is so pretty in this episode. I have hair envy. Her and the ATF Bitch from Sons of Anarchy have the best hair on TV.

So have they fed him at all? Cuz not feeding him is kinda… not cool?

Okay I don’t like Dr. Parker anymore.

AGAIN WE DID THIS IN SEASON FIVE.

Is this the first time are learning the other guy in the boat is his dad’s bodyguard and his name is Hackett?

OKAY MAN. WE DID THIS IN SEASON FIVE. DO I HAVE TO KEEP SAYING IT.

Oliver, don’t listen to this jerk. We did this with Adrian Chase already. This is well trod territory.

Oooh I like this scene. Felicity with the Truth Tea AND the Sass! MY BAE!

I love love love her rubbing her (earned) degree in her face. Did BS even go to college? How can her fans even excuse this?

Okay cuz Rene is busy with Zoe and the fire bug, we have Felicity going to Siren for help? Bahhhhhhh.

GAs voice is so unnaturally deepened. It’s gotta be a woman. IT’S EMIKO.

Dude, Dinah is arresting Rene? WOAH. We are in the upside down.

ARE YOU FEEDING HIM YOU DIRTBAGS?!?!

Dr. Parker, you go too far. You are a bad man. GOOD DAY.

Oh you do not bring up William like that. He’s a good man. HE’S A GOOD MAN. DAMN YOU.

Can you not? He doesn’t need to re-formed. He’s fine the way he is. LEAVE HIM ALONE.

“Go to hell.” THATS MY BOY!

WHAT. WAIT. WHATS THE MACHINE?!?!

This feels like Felicity bringing in a bad guy to do her dirty work (read: torture) for her. I’m okay with that. Proceed.

Dinah, you need to not … do all this. Don’t be such a cop. Honestly, you and Dig are doing the same thing and it’s MADDENING.

Dig, I’m not sure how much wisdom you can impart seeing as how you’re making the SAME MISTAKES.

ARE YOU CHANGING YOUR MIND DIG?! PLEASE SAY YES.

Okay so this is not so bad. Keep going Dig. Get out of ARGUS, to start!

SMOAK TECH SMOAK TECH SMOAK TECH SMOAK TECH

Honestly I am not getting anything else cuz I’m spazing over SMOAK TECH

Whoooooooo what??!?!?!

Ohhhh Dinah. FUTURE DINAH. WTF DINAH?

Okay, present day Dinah is finally coming to her senses. WHEW.

Felicity has gone VICIOUS. “I don’t have anything left to lose.” Oh baby. You need a hug.

Curious… Siren warning Felicity not to go down the vengeance path like she did is kinda… weird. But it makes sense.

I like her referencing Felicity’s “big brain”.

Dude, future Star City is like a dystopia on crack. Where are my babies!!!

Oh this machine looks like a bad thing. Let’s not.

What.. is this guy doing. What… noooo you cannot change his memories. THIS IS A WRONG THING.

Well that’s painful. Let’s not go down that particular path shall we?

Are you trying to tell him to KILL HIMSELF?! What the hell, Dr. Parker. I hate you!

I could not possibly care less about the fire starter bad guy and Rene and Dinah. Sorry not sorry. Too much other shit happening.

Dinah is giving Zoe a BC pin? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, SHOW?!

I hate this fucking doctor. He’s the worst.

LOL Okay so that was all a ploy. There’s my smart bae.

EARTH TWO FELICITY RUNS AN EMPIRE!! YASSS QUEEEEEEEEN. YAS MY RUTHLESS QUEEN.

Roy how dare you doubt Felicity. She’s the smart one here.

OLDER ZOE. SHES HAWT. VIGILANTE RESISTANCE. RENE WONT GO TO STAR CITY.

Felicity is doing all of it. She’s the mastermind! MUAHAHHAA

DINAH WE DONT BUY IT. ITS A RUSE. Honestly, cmon you guys, you’re gonna have to do better than that.

Okay look guys. I’m not worried. I’m not even adjacent to worried. Because even if she’s dead, it’s not like that’s happening next week in the present day. Not even next year. William sees Felicity and Oliver again in the present day. He told us as much when he told Old!Roy that this was tech Felicity had shown him.... tech that hasn’t been invented yet. Plus I absolutely believe Felicity will get pregnant this season and that the child will need to be born sometime... timing dictates that must happen in s8.

Here’s the thing. I’m okay with her dying in the future. I know that probably sounds sacrilegious, but bear with me: everyone dies some day. If Felicity dies in two years, ten years, twenty years, thirty years... it makes no difference to me. Personally, I believe the flash forwards are more about setting up the next generation of crime fighters, not as much about our current heroes.

Do I want our current heroes, the reasons I’m watching this show, to get to have some happy times? OF COURSE. And I believe they will get them. But I’m not gonna be too pressed if something tragic happens at some point. Felicity’s impact is felt. We heard it all over this episode tonight. SMOAK TECH. AN EMPIRE ON EARTH TWO. Her children (William and, I’m assuming, Maya) will be the piece of her that carries on her work. So that’s fine. I’m good with it.

But that’s just me. Your mileage may very.

#arrow season 7 #arrow spoilers #7x04: Level Two #olicity #arrow recap #show: Arrow #ship: Olicity #character: Felicity Smoak #character: Oliver Queen #i wish there were more gifs available in the gif search right after an ep #that's such a first world problem

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dancefloors · 5 years

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I’d love to see a whole ass ranking of red songs and your reasoning, ugh that album ooft like there are some songs on that album that i fucking adore but then there are the ones that i’d skip without a second thought

agreed! red is one of her most powerful albums to me but it’s also the one with the most skips. it’s curious.. anyway here’s my ranking and its gonna be dramatic and also littered with spelling/punctuation/grammar errors bc i can’t read and i don’t plan to. enjoy if u can

State of Grace: Her most well constructed song. It captures the essence of the album better than the title track does and I think it does that bc views the relationship from the most human perspective possible, the most realism that you can like.. feel it, with fondness and love and pain and violence and hope and honesty but it doesn’t feel messy. Like to say that this track is ‘bittersweet’ would be too black and white. I think its bc the central idea of the song is “I never saw you coming”which is neutral in the most powerful way and literally DRIVES me insane. And GOD her use of tone and volume and a simple chord pattern (basically two alternating chords) is soooo powerful it’s both simultaneously striking and incredibly delicate. Just hands down the best track on the album and one of her best songs of all time because it manages to be complex but so simple at the same time. Academy award.

All Too Well: I feel like it’s one of her best pieces of storytelling, it’s incredibly raw so I feel like it’s less “clean” than state of grace. It really feels like the climax of the album if we’re putting it in a sort of story line. I don’t think there’s anything else I could clearly say about this except you call me up again just to break me like a promise so casually cruel in the name of being honest!!!!!!

Treacherous: tenderness. I said this once before but she plays so well with almosts and maybes and nearlys and halfways on Red and I feel like this track is a good example why because its not a climactic or explosive event but its like the moment just before you fall which I love! rights!

Begin Again: I feel like this track should be further down in the listing (like about 8) but its like one of the few hopeful and genuinely sweet songs on the album and the change in tone is nice. And so is “you throw your head back laughing like a… little kid. I think it’s strange that you think im funny cause he never did” its MADDENING. It’sat 4th because I have a heart and don’t hate love and hope.

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together: one of the BESTTTTTT pop songs she ever put out. It’s so different to her usual sound, so purposefully pop-py, so overly done in a bit of an ironic way with an on-the-surface one dimensional meaning/hook, and classicly catchy that like you have to like appreciate how deliciously bitter and IN jake gyllenhaals face it is. Like WITH SUM INDIE RECORD THAT’S MUCH COOLER THAN MINE!! FELT THAT

Holy Ground: state of grace’s little sister. This shouldddd be higher especially because of that GENIUS“tonight I’m gonna dance” bridge, but if I don’t listen to this song for a week I almost completely forget how it sounds. And I definitely don’t know a single lyric in either of the verses.

The Last Time: I know i’m an idiot for putting it here, and that everyone else hates it but I really think this duet fits nicely within the narrative of Red. like Taylor takes the backseat in her own song and it’s slightly forgettable buuut the guitar interlude into the bridge into the final chorus and the ‘this is the last time i’m asking you’s is one of the most compelling things ive ever heard. i’m gonna say it, gary lightbody RIGHTS

The Moment I Knew: feels speak-now-y. incredible narrative. still can’t remember a single word of the verses it no matter how many times I hear it tho, probably bc i dont listen to it often bc its so saddd

22: not as good as wanegbt but still a firm step forward into classic pop. also I love her (slightly forced)accent in this one it’s just so fun.

I Almost Do: another track that does well with almosts (clearly) and maybes! I feel like it has a speak now-y vibe and feels like the last kiss of red if that makes sense… its kind of boring but also good yknow.

I Knew You Were Trouble: It’s not bad….it has a nice tune. I just know I wouldn’t have noticed it if it weren’t a single. I appreciate the melodrama though.

Red: it’s meant to be the defining song of the album but it feels like… heavy handed lyrically. Less subtle than taylor usually is. And the melody is not as compelling and feels a bit mumbly. Its not bad tho!

The Lucky One: this and girl at home aren’t bad songs but they fade together in my mind and have the same sort of energy to me because they’re not like.. compelling or catchy? This one is okay though bc its about ms Joni....everybody loves pretty everybody loves cool

Come Back…Be Here: it’s a good song but I don’t like the breakdown after the bridge. Feels like a skip at times, hits a like a bus at others. It’s odd.

Girl at Home: sounds fearless-y.kind of charming. Not enough to stick in my mind though.

Sad Beautiful Tragic: you could literally play me any song and tell be its SBT because I have no idea what the fuck it sounds like. by pavlovian response by brain just fires off the command to hit skip when that intro comes in. does it have an intro? I wouldn’t know.ITS SAD

Everything Has Changed: it’s tooooo generic sounding. I know it’s a fan favourite and she DOES say “green eyes and freckles in your smile” but the ed sheeran sound in this is too much.

Starlight: I do not give a fuck about the kennedys.

Stay Stay Stay: I feel like this clashes with the vibe of the album in a way wanegbt and 22 managed not to do…its just like… not good. yes i hate fun.

#ask #so sorry.... but i have shit to say

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krissewrites · 7 years

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Sugar Daddy!Hoseok - BTS Imagine

requested. im sweAting. also this is a tad shorter than usual but :/ its hoseok... anything hoseok is great.

i cant explain how giddy this makes me

lets get started

hes not the suit and tie, write a check, sipping a martini sugar daddy first of all

he’s the sweatpants, muscle shirt, playing video games and slapping your ass sugar daddy

the best sugar daddy, imo

in fact, he loves your ass so much

the biggest ass man on earth

you aren’t dating hoseok perse

more like

“i’ll suck your dick if you get me the new louis vuitton lipstick”

“alright shit let me get the money”

but really he’s the bestest friend you could ever have

you met in a bar in gangnam

where he was too drunk for his own good

and ended up buying two bottles of chardonnay when he meant one

and you just so happened to be sitting next to him at the bar

“you seem like you need this. drink! on me!”

and you just... looked at him

long story short? you ended up carrying him out of the bar

and you ended up babysitting him basically the entire night

until he finally fell asleep on your couch in boxer shorts and dress socks

he woke up the next morning to a glass of water and an immense headache

“hey... who are you?”

“your savior. drink the water.”

he eventually ended up cringing as you told him why he was in your house, on your lousy futon

and decided to make it up to you by buying you the newest apple watch

something you did not need nor expected from a complete stranger

honestly??? ever since then he’s made it a habit of drinking in your house and falling asleep on your couch

only this time with his arms wrapped around your waist

he loves to tease you

guilt trips you when you don’t wear/use the things he buys you

“are you not wearing the perfume i bought you?”

“it’s 3 am hoseok let me sleep”

“... such a waste of money.”

which inevitably leads you to wear $400 shoes to the supermarket

and then hes happy

loves to spoil you with expensive dinner dates

even when you just want some mcdonalds

“i want a bigmac”

“i want caviar”

“no one on earth would choose caviar over a bigmac”

“you chose me over a real relationship”

“touchè.”

the entire relationship was really just one big mess

and it got messier every single day

“what do i have to do for you to buy me some new clothes”

“nothing”

“what”

you don’t know what the fuck

or when the fuck he decided to get you things without incentive

usually he’d at the very least ask for a blowjob

at the very most make you spend the entire night with him

but suddenly??? he wanted nothing???

honestly you thought he was sick

“why are you touching my forehead”

“you’re obviously ill stop moving”

after about three times of him telling you he wanted nothing in return

that you could get whatever you wanted

you knew something was up

“you’re not like... getting married are you?”

“no”

hoseok had been keeping to himself more often

he wouldn’t guilt trip you over the new chanel sweater he just bought

or the steve madden shoes he blew $200 on

you often found yourself giving him back hugs while he made juice in the morning

and usually he’d tell you to stop, or squirm, or even wrestle you

but he just stood there

and you decided enough was enough

you pulled back and shoved him playfully

“hey... why won’t you give me a hard time? where’s the real hoseok?”

“i don’t know what you mean, baby”

hold the phone

baby???// BABY????

insert here a small panic attack

“do you not have any more money?”

“no. i still have money.”

“then--”

“would that be a problem?”

you had half the mind to call a doctor

“hi yes my sugar daddy is broken--”

“what--”

but instead, you just stared at him and slowly shook your head

“why would that ever be a problem hoseok? you’re my best friend.”

and he just... laughs a little

“best friend, huh?”

n that face that was somber n sullen quickly turned into the biggest smile

“ah, why do you say things like that? and why aren’t you wearing--”

eventually, you guys fell back into the regular mix

but there was still just... something off.

about a month or two went by before you started feeling sick

and hoseok caught on really quick

one afternoon he hadnt seen you the entire day

and was genuinely worried

but being the way he is, he used a shit excuse to check on you

“hey... im horny--get up,”

“ugh..”

you sounded awful

hoseoks nose scrunched a bit when you groaned and gripped his wrist

“can you get me some medicine?”

you coughed in between every word it seemed

hoseok was super worried at this point

“what are you doing?”

“im checking for a temperature... stay still, ok?”

and sure enough, your forehead was scorching

so he excused himself for a small second

leaving you in the room freezing under a set of covers

before he walked back in in sweatpants and a hood holding a bottle of sprite and cold medicine

he made himself comfortable beside you in your bed

and took the cap off the medicine before pouring it for you

after youd taken the medicine and started on your sprite he turned on the television

and left it on a low murmur

and just... leaned back

“hoseok--”

“hmm?”

you were about to tell him to go out, do something, so he wouldnt get sick

but before the words could leave your mouth you started shivering again

hoseok hesitated for a moment as he watched you

before cursing under his breath and scooting closer to you

and pulling you into his chest

“hoseok, you’re going to get sick--”

“i don’t care”

his voice was different than usual

usually he was loud and excited

but as he held you and rubbed your shoulder soothingly

he sounded loving

and caring

and nothing like the hoseok you’d known

you doubted he was ever capable of actually loving someone

“why do you have to worry me?” he whispered

looking down at you shivering in his arms

he was anxious about doing what he through of doing

he never did it, not even during sex

he wasn’t good with pda

so when he combed your hair from your face with his fingers

and kissed your forehead

you both were a little .... odd about it

“why’d you do that?”

“i dont know”

but honestly?? it didnt matter why he did it

because you were finally feeling a little warm

and just cuddled yourself closer to him

and buried your head in his stomach

even though you couldnt see it

hoseok was smiling ear to ear as he pet your hair

and watching you fall asleep

he really could get used to it

“i love you,” he murmured

and as you writhed in your sleep

horror washed over his face

“i love you too, hoseok,” you grinned

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transgenderkris · 7 years

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guys.....wh........ ok so like for whatever reason i used to really dislike john/dave?? like i lit. had the tag and all its synonyms blacklisted for years on here, thats a thing i genuinely did. i dont know why, but i almost...... hated it? like id be scrolling thru fics on ao3 and id see that pairing and id go UGH and not touch that fic w a five-foot pole even if it seemed well-written and featured a bunch of other ships. i think i actually used to unfollow people if they reblogged too much dave/john like what the hecking fuck? i have no IDEA why that ship filled me w such vitriol but it did???.... anyway i recently started like.....chilling the fuck out about it and developed an appreciation for dave/john? or at least, i realised how fucking ridiculous it was for me to be this emphatic about disliking a ship. i think i only unblocked the tags like a few days ago and now im seeing posts and art abt it on my dash for the first time in YEARS and it’s such a New and Weird thing for me to actually be considering reblogging them. lmfao like i just checked and yeah theres ONE post under john/dave on my blog and it was some joking reblog abt the bible lol,so, yeah?? in ALL the years ive had this blog i havent reblogged actual dave/john content ONCE. maddening

#d muses #homestuck #hmm......#im trying to pinpoint an actual reason behind hating it all these years and #ok either i was still dealing w a bit of internalised homophobia #which is entirely possible bc that shit is as tricky to deal with as a parasitic worm you dont know you have #or maybe i was just sick of seeing it everywhere bc it seemed like....a boring ship to me?#or something?#man idfk maybe it was a combo but anyway #its just weird to be genuinely contemplating reblogging it #like its just like any other ship but it feels like some sort of federal fucking issue for some reason #hmmmm

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the-ass-assin · 6 years

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Kinda wanna watch Saw, kinda wanna go to sleep.

#do u see my dilemma?#ive had the urge to watch saw again for like a week #but its not on netflix anymore so i cant watch it in my room #and i dont wanna watch it in the living room bc then i gotta watch it with my brother #and listen i love my brother to death but the last thing i want right now #is to hear about football stats and who the greatest linebacker in history is while im trying to watch a movie #but i always pause it and i always listen!#bc i dont want him to feel like i dont care #and i want him to feel heard #so i dont ignore him #i just wait until im alone to watch movies #ugh and he just bought the new madden #and hes been playing in the livingroom so he can use the big tv #which means hes gonna beat me to it tomorrow #i dont actually know if hes home tho #for the past few nights hes been playing games #but when i got home from work he wasnt out here #so i think he stayed at his friends house #maybe ill watch it tomorrow

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otomeduck · 6 years

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i'm bored HAHAH lol it's a saturday morning,, i woke up unexpectedly early at like 7am ??! it's nearing 9am now HAHAH maybe i should try to do something productive to start off the day ~~ i don't know what to do though LOL

it's so unexpected that i woke up this early bcs i expected myself to wake up at 11am or something HAHAH now i'm at a loss, pondering how to spend my remaining time HAHAHA.

i'm legit so bored omg hahaha what should i do right now LOL errrrmmm ugh since i've so much time to kill i might as well watch anime LOL ok i'll be doing that hahahah bless

hakuouki reimeiroku time hehehehehe 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 i cant wait ☺☺☺ pity it's the last ep though 😔😔😔😔 yikes i feel so jittery thinking about it HAHAHA

I've got bad vibes from this episode lol i got a feeling dat the shinsengumi men r plotting sth to kill serizawa or something and it hurts me

I knew it i knew it i predicted & forseen this coming. Ugh why lol. Why do something like this @ hiji & friends ?!?!?!? Omggg wtf. The aizu domain higher ups r all so sneaky ok first the water of life or whatever that stupid potion is called. Now ordering them to rid off serizawa? What insanity. Serizawa brought this bunch so far wtf. Omg im cringing ugh this is not even ugh

What kind of last episode is this what the fuck lol i can't help crying what the fuck omg what is this lololol wtf how could it have ended this way ????? This is so unbelievable and unconceivable i am about to punch somebody's guts out lmao wtf

I still can't believe this is the last episode like i can't believe ???? What kind of ending is this ??? Wtf????omg

Wtf im in so much pain watching this wtf omg ok fine what???? What???? WHAT???????????????????????????????????? so ryunosuke gets separated from the rest of the shinsengumi men??? is that FAIR ???? OH MY FUCKING GOD IM IN SO MUCH HURT

Ok great my bro just saw me in a bawling mess lmao but what kind of ending is this omg fck nooooooo omg

Omg this is so bad and painful for my heart i cant wtf is thisss skinaiwjqow wtf????? Omg wtf....ajwjajwjwjjw omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 heartwreching bittersweet ending ????? Wtf???? I cant believe ibuki is alone from now wtf like wtf friendless ok wtf 😭😭😭😭😭😭 wtf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 serizawa wasnt the despicable guy i thought he was????? Wtf???? Ugh i'm so done and unhappy i mean i'm pretty sure after he became the rasetsu he would be able to kill off sannan and everyone else who were ganging up on them. But he didn't. I got that sensing.

IT SUCKS. HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE KILLED. Wtf? And ibuki?!?@??@?@,omg wtf ok wtf????????? Omg...... ok fine he survived but hes all alone now wtf.....he's back where he first started, just that now he wants to live.........

............

And ya there's chizuru at the end but lol. Ugh. I'm so done i liked the 2 female characters of this season so much. Ugh.... i cant. I cant. Why do they listen to the aizu orders so readily?????wtf?????? Is it not against their principles or.....?????? ???? I need to seek some understanding about this. To some extent they let ibuki live but it's so cruel, the way they parted ????fck and my ship for heisuke and ibuki was so strong ??? Omfg.

It is so hurtful to even type and process everything. I can't. I can't understand or comprehend anything (just like ibuki) and it's so sadddddd omg what kind of ending is this,,,,,,, ugh omg ...... ok wow time flies now it's 10am and i need to leave my home in 15minutes. I am still super conflicted and done over this ending.

Come on skwakwjw 0 healing omg this just shown how shinsengumi men hardened themselves for the future omg wtf it's more grim than positive for me ??? Okita became the "sword" (more like killer) for shinsengumi omg so twisted and hijikata decided to be the devil commander and kondou toughened his resolve and sannan proved himself to have plenty of willpower while harada & saito shown themselves to be guys with very high eq while heisuke affirmed his set of values while shinpachi has let others seen him as someone who is trustworthy for shinsengumi.

I realise more than a plot progression, this season serves to let us see how the characters in hakuouki have grown? Character development? Bc the characters that appeared in this season eg serizawa they dont play any role afterwards. So they were simply put in this season to portray the character growth of ultimately, the shinsengumi.

I still got bad vibes from the bakufu like the authorities r so sneaky i cant ????? I dont get it ???? But ok. Im just like ryunosuke lol unable to get anything. But its ok. Ugh the life in japan before is so cruel with wars and stuff? What even? Its so heartbreaking to watch?

........

I love ibuki so much i really do. Inoue is a really lovely old dude as well. :----((((( im glad i watched this season, but at the same time im going to be so pissed at the ending for a long, long time....... ..... :(((

Unfair unfair unfairrrr :(( ok i know life isnt fair but the ending is not even lighthearted ok omg ok fine i mean what was i expecting??? Look at how they decided to end the season 2 anyway lol everyone dying LOL what, i couldnt have possibly expected a wholesome ending for a historical anime right ???? Ha ha ha.

Im so pained. Fml. This is a wreck im feeling so awful i cant :((((((( omg???? I mean in a sense i got to know more about each of the characters' past (except for harada heisuke shinpachi sannan idk ok fine i only got to know about the past of a few shinsengumi men) so ya i got to know some of them better through this season.... but it's still so painful omg the era back then is so painful ugh :((

😭😭😭😭😭 i got a feeling im going to be so attached so im going to read up about the characters of this season. On hakuouki wiki or something.

Ok fine lol now i know. He is an original character role created for the storyline and does not exist historically. Ugh no wonder lol. #all planned to get him gone when the main season starts 😒😒😒😒😒 ughhhh hmph......

Gah skkwankwkaw oume was such a loveable character lol i really wanted to see more of her????? But ok.... ugh... fml.... lololol ;; 12 eps lol junna what did u expect. Ha ha ha. #broken lol

I feel so uncomfortable akeianwkwj i want a fluffy ending bcs of my personalityyy ughhh dksnejjwjjjwwb dying lol out of temptation i decided to read about okita's character (bc i love him yeah????but he seemed so coldhearted this season) and i was reminded of the BLOODY hekketsuroku season which was so bad omg i was so pained just seeing okita bæ bedridden ???? Omg ??? Fck this definitely categorises under "angst" right????? Wow ouch ugh omg when my character baes feel pain so do i ok??? Ugh skwksiwjwej

Sighs ighs igh. Omg hakuouki ssl looks so nice lmao hahaha wtf souji's obsession is smartphone photography and image editting???? That sounds so hilarious lmao hahaha omg 10/10.

Omg so annoying lol am i the only one who cant handle drilling noises bcs omg at where i live i keep hearing drilling sounds and its so deafening ugh im going to slap someone LOL anyway im so tempted to play hakuouki ssl omg lol it looks so nice. Well i guess thats it for hakuouki reimeiroku :((( now i can go back to watching hakuouki sekkaroku HAHA i stopped that midway last time. I will resume....... my pain for hakuouki shall remain for eternity LMAO hahah <///////3 i feel like someone just slashed my heart lol it could be the swords of any of the shinsengumi men tbh.

Im still maddened like ibuki learnt swords skills from saitou but the results of it were not visibly displayed in the anime????? Udjajjwnaja so many questions not answered but i guess it's also a blank plate that allows us to imagine for what happens in the future for ibuki i guess. He's so precious. He deserves a good life ;; mxjankwnsjqnajw

Sjwjqjqjq ok hahah aft talking so much im about to run late for my school group project oops hahah and the bus is taking forever to come too aaahhh hahah ok ok nsjqjjw :)) ok although i complained so much, i still dont regret watching hakuouki reimeiroku a single bit. It was inspirational, awesome and 💯💯💯 hehehe. Im thankful i watched it actually :)) 😊😊 hahah hopefully i dont burst into tears when i see my friend later as i tell her all about this amazing anime with a melodramatic ending hahah

My eyes r so sore i look just like a zombie lmao hahahahah slwkwwiwkwj hakuouki reimeiroku ep 12 wad a blast :))))

#hakuouki spoilers

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thegeminisage · 7 years

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time for MORE ZELDABLOGGING hell yeah today’s stream of consciousness:

i’ve decided that i wanna go south bc like im never gonna catch up with my brother and im Not in the mood to do heat-resistence stuff so i might as well see a thing he hasn’t, right?!

if i get too bored i can always turn around and go north!!

furthermore he’s getting closer to hyrule castle and i dont wanna lol

fast traveled to the dueling peaks and found the tower already

ooh and lake hylia is south as well! tho ofc im doing the southeast one first

and i’ll probably get tired of storyless exploring before i get out that far hahaha

wow the tower is close to the border, i can see the lake hylia province from here

there’s an Immense palm tree lookin jungle and i think i see a giant armos?

but the mountains divide it pretty neatly so it looks to be an easy walk assuming those guardian statues don’t move

ah. of course they move.

at least they can’t get up and walk around :|

too bad you can’t play around in the menu while you wait out rain. i’d rewatch m memories and shit

i climbed this one red looking cliff and the sky went green and the weather changed to all cloudy forever so im probably about to die

and just like that, glided to the tower. easy peasy

ah, the faron province!! cooool

ah wow!! it’s bigger than i realized *w*

watching a lightning storm from one of these towers is fucking terrifying

that lightning does Not fuck around

the maddening thing about this game is seeing so much cool shit in the distance and you can’t check it out yet, or it would be such hard work

i see some glowy shit and a giant pink tree and i wanna explore everything but also it’s so Much

it’s kind of creepy out here :/ maybe i want to go do story after all lol

im ging back to the shrine you hang glide off of so i can start from somewhere familiar >_>

idk why im so cautious playing this game. like. its a game. its not like it can hurt me

im having trauma flashbacks looking at eventide island

wait is this a

i hear town music!!! omg omg

PEOPLE ;_;

ohhhh my gosh what a beautiful peaceful beachside town

reminds me of bodhum/new bodhum and bits and piece of ff11, which i say with the greatest reluctance

i love everyone in this village just bc they are here

oh god it’s so beautiful i love beaches so much i want to live here

oh my gosh there’s a gerudo here!!!!!! OH MY GOD I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU SINCE MM TALK TO ME

she’s asleep in the inn lol

oh hey the painter dude is here too

some of these hylian npcs are poc which is so do cool and overdue

ooh a chest game

i lost lmao

OH MY GOD

the gerudo lady is awake and she is. so tall oh my god

im gay

i am Gay

I Am Gay

oh, man. oh man

are they all so beautiful. so Strong. good god

i wish this village was bigger i could have happily stayed here for hours

omg

someone a long time ago was standing on a mountain that looked like a broken heart and was like, is this not the place to find your soulmate…? but i haven’t found mine yet

someone mentioned a similar legend here and on the map i see a mountain with a whole heart on it pfffft

im so sick of seeing these stone cirlces everywhere…i can’t blow them up..what do you DO with them? complete the pattern maybe??

oh my god it worked

i’ve passed by so many…how will i ever get all these seeds……..

i know the game wants me to sail here but i hate sailing, it’s tedious, i want to control my boat with the fucking control stick

holy fuck dude the sword im using is so strong?? it cut down a palm in a single swipe!!

the longer i play the more i hate the blood moon

oh no i found a hinox

i was going to avoid him but he has an orb….

idk where it goes tho so there’s no point there’s no point the blood moon will bring him back okay Okay

hes a red one anyway so no big, when the time comes

oh my god ANOTHER hinox with an orb

i bet they go to the twin shrines near the village

but i’m supposed to find a tablet before i do that…….i don’t wanna skip another quest like the zora helm also thats a Long walk jesus christ

NNNONONONO GOD

GUARDIAN THAT CAN WALK OVER THERE NO FUCKING THANKS SO GLAD IT DIDN’T SEE ME

so fucking glad

exploring is so dangerous Why

why do i suck SO much at combat

oooh a bokoblin camp with a black mobiln :/ Yikes

aaand bomb arrows takes care of THAT

i love seeing farosh flying around here but i can NEVER CATCH HIM

i was just a few minutes too late to getting him at a really good spot

but the dragons seem to take the same route over 24h, so there’s that

oh hey im back at green cloud plateau

okay Um am i crazy or did i just hear something roar? was that the wind??

oh god i see a question mark from here something already knows im close

oh ogd oh god why i bet it’s big and awful

IT’S A LYNEL LOL

i dont have any healing or defense stuff no way

oh no i think there’s a shrine up there where he is ): but i can’t get it

AND A HINOX RIGHT NEXT TO HIM? NO THANKS LOL

jesus i knew i’d die here

at least there’s no orb on this one

oh noooo more lightning god the storms here are brutal

omg i found shelter behind a waterfall and there’s the shrine i was sensing!! yes!!!!!

holy fuck im not safe here either i nearly just got fried

in the shrine we go holy shit

may the weather be better when i get out

damn i keep finding ore today… #blessed

I SAW FAROSH AGAIN HE WAS SO CLOSE BUT I WAS STILL TOO SLOW…okay they DEFINITELY take the same route everyday i think

or at least if not at the same time, the same places

ugh i went over to this one place and the weather turned to all lightning forever

KASS? HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU’RE GONNA GET FRIED

im so glad to see him ;_; it’s creepy out here

uh…i think…i have to get struck by lightning…on this hill…oh my god i’ll die???

maybe my lightning rod will work……? please…………..?

aaaaand it did nothing. great. ok

/saves game

……../dons metal armor weapons and shield

LMAO IT WORKED HOLY SHIT

oh my god im alive!!!! i had mipha’s grace just in case but i took an electric elixir

jesus FUCK

yes nice i didnt even have to do anything just get the…chest…….

B R O

i got rubber tights!!! electric resistance!!!!! NICE

ah and when i came out the storm was over :3

but kass is gone ): i wanted to tell him i figured out his song!!!

i knew i should have talked to him before i went in :/

lol i find a boat after playing in the water for 100 years…..not that i wouldve used it, but

aw i met and saved a traveling couple, i’ve saved them before

oh my gosh a STABLE!! all the way out here!!!!

THERE ARE PEOPLE

man i wondered what that couple was doing out in such a remote place

oh wow beedle gave me a single ancient arrow…apparently it deals huge damage even to guardians

maybe this is what the start screen meant by the right tools!!!!

but there’s only one…

robbie from akkala gave it to him…NICE i’ll remember

ah some guy here said there was something glowing at the top of floria waterfall…i gotta check that out

ooh a shrine back here too…nice

god there’s a chest in here that’s REALLY hard to get bc camera angles but it has an ancient core (looked it up) and i need one to upgrade my runes………smh

man…nah. im out. there will be other cores & this is crazy ridiculous

its just the stasis rune anyway and i use that one the least

five big hearty radishes means TWENTY FIVE EXTRA HEARTS

but you can only have a max of 30 lol so

AAAH HERE COMES FAROSH AND IM FINALLY AHEAD OF WHERE HE’LL BE OH MY GOD

I HIT HIM I HIT HIM

I FINALLY GOT A SCALE

almost died for it but. i got it. he throws electricity involuntarily and it’s major stuff i shoulda worn my rubber gear

i kinda wanna wait and see if i can get another……..but i have shit to do

holy shit farosh came back around & i got another scale…wish i could hit his horn

AAAH NO A GIANT STONE THING IS HERE….i have no idea how to fight them im leaving

well idk if the stone thing or the dragon or the shrine was what was supposed to be glowing up here but i don’t see anything new

im almost done exploring this province, actually

gotta walk along one beach and climb the heart mountain and that’s it!

a little tempted to grab my horse since it’s such an easy direct road, but i’d be getting on and off all the time ):

fml there’s a guardian on this beach…pls dont move pls dont pls dont

oh thank god its stuck in the sand

omg there was a chest in the sand but it WASNT A CHEST it was one of those yellow octoroks!!!! but!! i shot it! and got money!!!!!!!! #nice

NOOOO another stone thing!!

but you know the last one took a lot of damage from one accidental bomb so maybe

how do you fight it?? i can’t damage it???

OH OMG THE ORE THING!!! OKAY LET’S DO THIS SHIT let’s go i cooked up so much good food

oh my god i took him down in just a handful of bomb arrows…THATS what ive been running from?

not nearly as scarly as lynel tbh

and i’ve been marking the minibosses on my map so now i can look for jewels there if i ever need to

i found a fuckton in this region but lol i sold them all

i know one great fairy needs 10k rupees and like…..Yikes

im getting pretty good with my bow, i can hit far off targets bc i know how high to aim and shit

i’ve kind of been wondering what happens if you get to the edge of the map

but the wind gets so strong on the beaches i bet you just either run out of stamina if swimming or can’t make the boat get past it if sailing

but what happens if you get to a land edge though…?

i actually dislike getting to edges of maps haha it creeps me out. that disreality unrealization shit. no thanks

in la noire the edges of the map have u-turn streets and you realize the cars are all just on one endless track and no one is in them and no one ever goes home and you start to wonder if this actual universe is a simulation and it freaks you out

anyway.

omfg someone from the yiga clan selling bananas like i actually could have bought some if i wanted LMAO

he actually had me fooled for a moment even though i know what npcs named “traveler” mean

why do they all give me bananas when they die anyway………whats going on with this.

oh my god this dude at the heart shaped pond is in love with this gerudo lady here. and like. same oh my god she’s so Big

but lol you can choose to say “yeah talk to her” or “nope, rival time!”

me: aggressively wants to flirt with the gerudo lady but not in a straight way

pls this cutscene was so cute

but she deserves better than a weirdo like this guy

he like, gave me a twenty, and she fussed at him for being stingy, so then he have me a hundred, and THEN

HE ASKED FOR HIS MONEY BACK LMFAO no way fucknuts

wow and with that im All Done with this province O:

i mean yeah i got quests and shrines to come back and do, but i’ve SEEN everything, yk

maybe now i’ll go up to death mountain haha i feel so slow ): i hope what i saw and did made up for my slow story progress

whoa this weapons guy said he’d remake mipha’s trident if i ever broke it!! what a relief

ah i finally figured out the shrine puzzle by zora’s domain…gotta give that thing a dragon scale. but i like my dragon scales too much so i won’t. maybe later

oh hey the death mountain region tower! that was easy

uhhh what…is that

oh my god a FLYING GUARDIAN are you KIDDING me??? why???????

and they’re everywhere! fantastic!!! my ass is DEAD

oh okay this region is called akkala

at least i get guardian arrows here eventually :|

oh my god ONE SAW ME FUCK

oh my god

I RAN UP TO THE TOWER AND IT’S COVERED IN THE BLIGHT

what is that thing crawling all over death mountain?!

what is happening OH my god!!! so much!! everything!!! all at once!!!!!!!!

wait

that’s the divine beast

oh my god

oh my god.

oh my god it’s so big but even still it looks tiny in comparison to the mountain, oh my god

omg it gets cold up here only at night?? omg

NO there’s a still guardian up here too ;_;

i’m gonna try to kill it!!! good first try it can’t move and there’s cover RIGHT here

second try really but im stronger now

now, i have bomb arrows and lightning rods

ok lightning rod does nothing, bomb arrows dont work in the rain, but i killed it with shock arrows!!

and it wasnt v hard bc i was behind cover the whole time lol

but like, with those arrows - i used maybe 9 or 10? and that was all i used, i threw a couple of bombs at it too i guess

now to figure out how i even get IN here w/ all this gunk…..

fuck a bokoblin near a cooking pot saw me and accidentally set itself on fire lmao

ok i can’t climb past the blight, i tried, but how the fuck do i get rid of it i dont see any eyeballs )))):

……………………….w ait

this bokoblin has a shield with the hylian crest on it. the HYLIAN crest

these ruins have the red carpet with the double line of gold on the side

i’m crying this was someplace special

i don’t know what it was bc it can’t be the temple of time or hyrule castle but it was someplace real i recognize the style of it so faintly and it’s COVERED IN BLIGHT

oh my god………..this is so Much

ah ok a beam fell when i shot the first eyeball and i was like why arent there anymore?? but apparently i can magnesis it

oh wow i found a piece of a room…….totally trashed, jesus christ

must’ve been a lab or library

omg its thundering outside…..that has nothing to do with zelda but it makes this creepier

THERE’S A GUARDIAN AT THE TOP SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

its not alive tho thank christ

jesus fuck the divine beast is SO BIG and the mountain is still SO MUCH BIGGER i feel so tiny every time i look

anyway it’s 5am and there’s lightning so i gotta unplug for many reasons, this is a fine stopping place, can’t wait to get my ass kicked by that thing and rescue a goron, holy fuck

#loz blogging #botw spoilers #not too spoiler heavy bit a lil bit #personal #snap story incoming #this storm is gonna be a real humdinger #i worry all the time about my aunt's outdoor feral cat colony ):

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