Hc that because Remus sticks around no matter what (ie. that line from Forbidden fruit “I’ll still be around when all your loved ones leave”) he tends to hang around the loneliest and undesirable sides, Virgil and Janus, now just Janus and probably Logan soon

Logan's tie is there for emotional support. if he doesn't have it the feelings get him.

"Oh No!" by Marina is just a song about Logan and Roman swapping lines that's focused around their very similar fatal flaw of hubris and a desire for control

ੈ✩ bruno thoughts that nobody asked for ¡! ❞

gender neutral, these are just hcs that have def been put out there before but i just have some things to say

suggestive! not smut but proceed w caution??

a/n: when im writing this its legit 5am and the birds are chirping but my bucciarati thoughts wait for no man

maybe this goes without saying but in comparison to the rest of the bucci gang i just knooow hes such a romantic lover (caesar style)

this man is HANDSY. hands are always on you when you’re around each other, not even necessarily sexual, he just loves to feel the warmth of your skin under his palms!

and even when it is sexual, his hands are never leaving you- i’m imagining like running all over your torso type situation like they are always moving (god i love him)

he just wants to feel you close!! understandable

idk if this is a popular opinion in the jojos fandom but i feel like he would be possessive too like not in a toxic way just

like he is prooooud of his s/o and he wants the whole fucking world to know it but if ANYONE tries ANYTHING my man yelling sticky fingers he don’t play

(my man like 😭😭💕)

he looooves when you run your fingers through his hair

that man has a well maintained haircut (ik y’all seeing the fuck ass bob) and so naturally he loves getting it done- even just dragging your fingers through the strands of his hair likeee ik hes eating that up

he def does not mind you taking the lead, and i just know he’s into ts

i feel like hes super into a dominant s/o like this man just wants you to feel good, but when you take control, even in everyday life i just know he loves it

even if a more shy s/o occasionally showed a bit of sass likeeeee

i feel like he’s totally down for polyamory likeeee idk

i reckon he’d be fine with just one s/o, but he’d also def be down for polyamory, or even just a non-monogamous sexual relationship & he has def experimented with it in the past

hes def bringing a certain long-haired someone in (if you’re comfortable w that ofc)

this my man just has so much love to give!

definitely big on eye contact

idgaf he’s flirty as FUCK like the eye contact goes crazy w him, and he’s gonna be noticing every little detail of the way your eyes flick over his face when he’s close to you

loves to see you shy away and blush but will also find it sooo attractive when you hold your ground and stare right back

a/n: for some reason this post keeps glitching so if u see any duplicate paragraphs ignore it 😭😭🙏

Remember that time I mentioned that I needed to draw something other than Sgt Splosion?? (plus Guardener, my sona, and my ocs)

varying quality doodles of mostly sgt splosion

Every time Virgil says something self deprecating Patton sprays him with water like a cat.

Que Virgil hissing in the closet

Logan headcanons because I can

Autistic

Red is an overwhelming color for him, mainly due to his brain associating it with Roman and Roman's often overwhelming personality

Number 2 is why he despises when Thomas wears red.

The red pen he used to use was only due to his brain applying Strict Teacher Rules to his annotations and edits to Roman's scripts, he was extremely glad to find that Roman despised the pen and wanted him to use a different one

He used to be much more apt to outbursts of a more positive kind, such as willingly giving more information than strictly needed because he enjoyed helping the others learn things

This changed due to repeated negative feedback that makes Logan feel as though he did nothing but make the others feel stupid (red pen, again, but slightly worse because it was more EVERYTHING he was doing, than just one thing)

He stopped wearing his onesie, even when alone in his room, due to fear of being summoned and ridiculed for his childish behavior

He is much harder on himself than he is on the others, despite their apparent belief that he is an arrogant cocky dick

He doesn't often pay attention to the lyrics in songs, rather the beat and instrumental, therefore his music taste is extremely wonky, consisting of any kind of instrumental that makes his brain feel happy, including extremely inappropriate songs and/or extremely childish ones, without him even realizing the context of the words (this is actually backed by his playlist)

There is something about the formula of country music that makes it extremely appealing to him and his pattern-seeking brain

This also applies to those thriller movies that follow the classic killer pattern with the survival rules.

Janus and Roman are two of Logan's least favorite sides

Roman is too overwhelming, and Janus is incredibly hard for him to understand due to him talking almost exclusively in lies

Patton is kind of in the middle, if he was to properly rank them. His overly feelingsy thing, and the wishy washy of morals and the confusing mixture of both makes it hard for them to work together, but he prefers Patton to Roman because he is less overwhelming and loud and otherwise overstimulating, and he doesn't have to worry about Patton speaking in lies, which puts him above Janus.

Remus is in second place, simply because Remus is slightly more tolerable than Patton, even though Logan cannot place WHY (it might be how blunt Remus is compared to how Patton likes to sugarcoat tings and/or hide the negative things)

Virgil is his favorite because they can have logical debates that, even when they get out of hand, will not overwhelm and overstimulate him, they have similar sensory issues, and he is simply the calmest of all the other sides

Logan despises his outbursts, regardless of what kind, and he refused to speak to any of the sides for a week after WTIT

Virgil was the first one to break through afterwards

Remus apologized for pushing him so far, but clarified that he wasn't actually sorry for DOING it, and more for how much it clearly affected Logan beyond the automatic reaction he had hoped for

Logan accepted this apology, because it was sincere, and he can understand Remus' point of view

He did get him back, however, by forcing him to sit through an entire 'lesson' on actual class etiquette.

This started a kind of 'battle' between them of putting each other through increasingly annoying things that one enjoyed and the other did not

Virgil caught Remus forcing Logan to wear a particular texture that extremely bothered his sensory stuff, as a part of this 'game' and proceeded to tear Remus a new one about abusing a fun little game that Virgil thought was a bad idea in the first place, and Can't you see that you've gone too far, this isn't funny anymore, he's genuinely distressed, get him out of that before I take YOUR nipples and shove them up YOUR nose.

Remus didn't actually care about the nipple thing, but he did get where Virgil was coming from, and got Logan out of that Horrific Sweater of that Horrific Texture, and apologized by letting Logan force him to wear an Actual Tie tied Properly for an Entire Day

The game has been on hiatus since because Virgil refuses to allow it to continue, despite Logan insisting that it's Quite Fine, Virgil, there is No Need for your Continued Vigilance, however Appreciated it is. (and it is VERY appreciated, Logan does not usually receive this kind of positive attention to make sure he is comfortable and stays that way)

Logan and Remus will sit and watch Those Movies Referenced In Number 11 together, and will each go on rants about how Stupid that Character is for going in That Room, or Up Those Stairs or something equally stereotypical and stupid

This never gets old, and Logan thinks he may do this until he ceases to exist however that may happen

They watched Trick (2019) together, and Logan spent an hour and a half ranting about how Fucking Amazing the movie was and how The End was So Good and Revolutionary and It's Such A Shame this movie Isn't More Popular because it's A Masterpiece

This is the moment Remus realizes he's in love with Logan

Remus says this seconds after realizing it, cutting Logan off mid-rant

Logan gapes at him for a minute, unsure how to respond, before (extremely apologetically) explaining that he does not feel those feelings for Remus, and that he doesn't want their difference in feelings to harm their friendship because Frankly he's Unsure how he would Continue Doing This (existing) without Remus there in some capacity

This makes their friendship extremely strained, and eventually, they stop spending time together.

Remus explains that this is because he can't Keep Doing This because he is constantly Not Saying Things he wants to say to Logan so that Logan doesn't think he's Actively Hitting On Him, and it makes Remus Physically Ill to not say his things out loud

Logan is unable to function properly for a week after this, and he doesn't really understand how he got This Attached to him.

Virgil talks some sense into him, and Logan has to then spend three months examining his feelings (ugh, feelings) for Remus, until he comes to the conclusion that he Is, In Fact, In Love With Remus

His immediate reaction is to go straight to Remus' room and tell him his feelings

Virgil tries to stop him and fails because Logan cannot think of one logical reason that Remus wouldn't at least hear him out, even if Remus' feelings have since disappeared, which Logan knows is something that happens, and is uncontrollable (if those feelings WERE controllable, he would never have them)

The second Logan says the words, "I'm in love with you", Remus kisses him without a seconds thought, because this is something he's wanted to do since Before he realized he was in love with Logan.

Logan's brain cuts out and overheats as if he is a literal computer, and it takes the literal snap of his neck (killing him) to properly reboot him so he can function.

Remus spent almost three hours trying to get Logan back to normal and almost has an anxiety attack thinking he's just caused the most catastrophic thing ever and somehow literally killed Thomas' Logic.

Virgil senses Remus' increasing anxiety, and is the one to suggest the neck snap. He says it as a joke, to lighten the mood to hopefully make Remus feel better, and Remus takes it as a genuine suggestion.

The first thing Logan does once rebooted, is kiss Remus back.

ok, so the orange side...

so, I've been seeing quite a bit of discussion on the topic of what the orange side could represent/what their name will be. so I thought I'd share my thoughts. personally, I feel as if the orange side would represent anger. or, more specifically rage. most of the encounters we've ever had with the side have been related to some standard or linked back to the thought of anger. Some examples of this would be, obviously when logan lost his cool while trying to explain to Remus why he felt as if his actions were unfair and then shouted. then later on when Logan became frustrated and Remus tried to push saying 'It kinda makes you wanna scream, huh.' I have also seen quite a few theories saying that this new side could represent repressed thoughts, while this is a good theory, I don't think so. if it was, then they would have appeared in the episodes with Patton talking about his repressed thoughts and also in dealing with intrusive thoughts when they got onto the topic of repression. now onto the name. as we can see, there are a lot of patterns with the names given to the sides. one of the first being the fact that all of the names have only two syllables. the second being that, both Janus and Remus' names are of Greek origins Janus' meaning two faces or doorways and Remus' literally means twin. and the last pattern with the names of the characters is the endings, (log-an, rom-an, patt-on. and rem-us and jan-us) Virgil being the outlier of this because as Thomas had depicted before he's like a grey side, sitting in the middle of the black and the white me and my friend actually discussed this a while ago, trying to keep all of these patterns in mind, two of the most likely ones that we found were either Marius/Marcus or Sirius. Marius as a name means dedicated to Mars, the Roman god of war, while it's not a Greek name, the definition goes along with the idea that the orange side is supposed to depict rage. Also, to be shortened down could go to Marcus, which means the same thing only with two syllables going along with the first pattern. and obviously, Marius ends with the same syllables as Remus and Janus. The second name, Sirius is another good option in my opinion. the definition of Sirius as a name is burning/glowing which also contributes to the idea of anger or rage. 'burning rage' etc. the origins of the name Sirius are also Greek, meaning that it would go along with the other dark sides along with eh fact it ends with '-us'. (also doesn't support anything at all I just think it would be cool cause Sirius is actually a star and it would be funny that he'd be related to Logan a lot.) the only thing wrong with this name is that it has three syllables instead of 2.

Virgil: *yawns*

Logan: Virgil, you're tired.

Virgil: I'm not tired, I'm Virgil.

Hot take: Virgil will get along with the orange side and they’ll complain about Janus and Remus together

intrulogical but Logan is the one constantly trying to get Remus to do something with him. it started when Logan realized Remus wasn't going to leave him alone, because bothering people with his presence was just the dukes nature. Logan then decides that because they are not real, he has no way of getting rid of Remus, so the best solution is to become best friends with Remus, so interacting with him would be more barrable. this leads to Logan inviting Remus to do stuff with him, like a book club or doing mildly unethical/ dangerous science experiments together, and the whole time Remus is confused by the fact that anyone would willingly hang out with him. this leads them to become the most dynamic duo in the mind palace.

Cooking/Baking

How each of the sides react to baking or cooking something. Headcannons :3

Patton can cook and bake very well. He makes the majority of the meals for all of the sides. He adds in a little too much sugar in his baking perhaps, but everything turns out perfect and just delicious. If Logan reminds him, he'll take special care to make similar meals that don't upset anyone stomach (Roman needs something lactose free if at all possible).

Logan cannot work the kitchen to save his life. Microwaves and a pot of soup is about the extent of his talents. Gets very frustrated why after following the EXACT DIRECTIONS he still ends up with food to salty or too bland or burnt. Constantly reminds Patton of Roman's dietary needs (and if he could please make a dish of something spicy for himself, Patton and Virgil, no two drops of hot sauce is not too spicy, yes six tablespoons of chili pepper flakes is too much).

Roman can barely function the microwave. Is the sort of person to accidentally put metal into said microwave and panic about the fire until Logan throws some baking soda on it. His redemption is that he can make a MEAN coffee. If Roman is in a good mood, then he'll make Janus a fancy cup of something. He conjured an espresso machine years ago and it is now the most used appliance in the kitchen.

Virgil cannot cook much beyond a box of Kraft Dinner, but can bake surprisingly well. He learned most of his baking skills by following recipes that Remus sent him omitting the cup of chili powder or swapping the amount of salt and sugar with each other, inadvertently becoming amazing at tweaking a recipe so it turns out better than the original. Makes more bitter and more tart desserts. Logan and Janus prefer Virgils baking over Patton.

Janus refuses to bake, but will cook instead of Patton from time to time. Is most likely to remember favourite dishes of the others. Will always work wine into his dishes somehow (which is why he most famously makes excellent steak and stir-fry). He doesn't usually eat in front of the others on a day-to-day basis. Despite Patton's MANY attempts to get his recipes for his meals, he never tells him.

Remus is banned from the kitchen. Has the set the microwave on fire multiple times on purpose. He will occasionally bake anyway, primarily cookies, but he never has an objectively good recipe. His cookies will either have a cup of salt and a pinch of sugar, or an unhealthy amount of hot sauce, or shrimp mixed into the dough.

Hiro: I miss my ex :(

Tadashi, holding multiple trash bags and covered in blood: You what

sanders sides as surf instructors hcs because surf lessons are the only good thing that has happened this year

patton is the one who picks up the kids and has to deal with the half hour drive to the beach

virgil just kind of showed up one day and did a bunch of tricks on a green wave, stopped two kids from getting hit by their boards and gave some great advice on how to pop up better

he's just been here ever since. i dont even think he gets paid

roman's the only actual surfer there. he's been to competitions and stuff. he would be their best instructor if he could actually explain what to do better and gave the kids more warning than "okay go"

remus loves messing with the little kiddies and the chaotic energy that comes with so many ten year olds in the same space at once

they love to hang out with him too because he's "a cool adult" and he's really fun in general

they've also nicknamed him stoner. he thinks it's hilarious

logan started a system where they brought rice and noodles for all the kids who didn't have any money to buy food after 2+ hours of surfing. now everyone eats it even though they have the money.

the food they don't eat goes to feeding the stray dogs in the area

there are a couple really young kids in the group (5 to 7). patton and remus takes care of them exclusively because they would probably fucking die in the others care. nobody knows how or why remus is capable of doing that but they aren't complaining

janus doesn't even know how to surf, but somehow he's literally the best instructor they have??

he can spot everything and anything you need to work on and explain it really well but he can't balance to save his life

also the waves highkey scare him but he keeps telling himself that if virgil can do it, he can too

virgil has a banana board. i will not eleborate.

janus doesn't even have a board

logan "borrowed" a bunch of boards from the kids that he "happened to forget to return" so now he just has like. twelve boards.

he asked janus to help him come up with new reasons he has so many everytime someone asks

"i bought them from a drug dealer", "they grow in my backyard", "i find a new one on my roof every other week"

the kids ask every lesson, and he gives them a new reason. virgil and remus have a bet for how long he's gonna keep going

janus and roman 100% gossip with the kiddies after the lesson during breaks. they know all the school drama, and both agree that chloe is The WorstTM. who's jared? no clue, but he broke up with selena last week so clearly he has no taste

a lot of them act like they hate each other once they get off the beach but in the water they're best friends. cheering each other on when they catch a good wave, laughing at some of the failed pop ups, helping the kids together, ect.

thats all i got rn, might add on some stuff for individual kids if yall want it (send an ask if ur interested, i dont wanna write for another fifteen minutes if nobody cares /nm)

*snicker* I was just musing over some of your lovely Sandman 'verses, and I realized - from a certain perspective, you have George 'Lord of Misrule' Byron and Bernard 'Defiance of the Endless' Black as siblings. (Oh, the CHAOS.)

@hamelin-born, I adore you for noticing this 😆👊 And I consider it my proudest achievement of the 2022. 🤣 I noticed the same thing back in December and thought, what have I done! It's monstrous, it's horrific...It's fabulous and I want to write the niechest set of mini fics ever posted about these two being disaster half siblings.... That possibly five people will get. 😆

Ironically both failed plots by Desire...So everytime Desire has a cunning plan. Dream gets a new chaos baby. Why can't I headcannon Sandman like normal people. 🤣

Logan 100% goes stargazing and sometimes Virgil joins him and they just stay in silence, just admiring the night sky