Jim, after Silver helps him with something
Jim: Cool, thanks dad
*the crew all stare at him*
Jim: Why is everyone staring at me?
Dobbler: You just called Silver “dad”
Jim: No I didn’t, I said thanks man
Silver: Do you see me as a father figure, Jim?
Jim: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure cause you’re always bothering me
Amelia: Hey! Show your father some respect.
Jim: I didn’t call him dad!
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Alastor, most likely delusional from blood loss: You have... beautiful eyes..
Lucifer, flustered: He's lost his mind!
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Vi, bleeding out: You have wonderful eyes...
Caitlyn, panicking: She's lost her mind!
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Hugo: Goggles...you have...wonderful eyes.
Varian: HES LOST HIS MIND
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Xena, bleeding out: You have wonderful eyes ...
Gabrielle, panicking: She's lost her mind!
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Katherine, bleeding out: You have wonderful eyes ...
Shelby, panicking: She's lost her mind!
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The Administrator: Let me make this as... monosyllabic as possible, Mr Hale. I do not care much for this team that’s been recruited. They’re- how did I describe them, Ms. Pauling? I said something rather good this morning before coffee.
Ms. Pauling: A "ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots," ma'am.
The Administrator: There you go - poetry.♡
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Sub-Zero, trying to maintain consciousness after being attacked: Scorpion, you have wonderful eyes
Scorpion, turning to others: He's lost his mind!
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Leona, bleeding out: You have wonderful eyes...
Diana, panicking: She's lost her mind!
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Having finally watched Treasure Planet all the way through for the first time, I vote that we take more classic stories and just fucken set them in space with starships that are actual ships but space cause that aesthetic is killer.
- King Arthur the Space Opera where all the Knights of the Round Table are various aliens and have non-copyrighted Lightsabers.
- 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea but Captain Nemo captains a hyper-advanced stealth ship, endlessly exploring the stars.
- The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn but he and Jim travel the galaxy in a rickety old jury-rigged escape pod.
- Dracula in Space
Thoughts? Any ideas of your own?
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Maui: How old are you again?
Quasimodo: I'm 17.
Jim Hawkins: And I'm 16.
Maui:
Maiu: People younger than Moana exist?
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Shredder: You’ve met my second in command, Tiger Claw. Sterling, tough, dependable, honest, brave, and true.
Tiger Claw: Please, Master Shredder...
Shredder: Oh, shut up, you know I don’t mean a word of it.
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he’s teasing
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Peter, delirious from blood loss: Nebula, you have... beautiful eyes.
Nebula: He's lost his mind!
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Vil: Let me make this as monosyllabic as possible. All these new first years are mere potatoes. They're... How did I describe them, Rook? I said something rather good this morning before coffee.
Rook: "A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots", Roi do Poison.
Vil: There you go. Poetry.
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