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Soraka: Zoe, are you trying to sneak out?
Zoe: No! I'm uh... going off to... help the poor?
Soraka: Ah, what a kind young girl! 
[Later]
Soraka: ZOE! I JUST SPOKE TO THE POOR! YOU HAVE NOT BEEN HELPING THEM! 
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Zoe: *fires at the ceiling with her magic, smashing the light*
Aphelios: THIS IS WHY MUM DOESN'T FUCKIN LOVE YOU!
Zoe: *giggles*
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Zoe: Wow, you're so brave! You didn't even hesitate to throw yourself in danger!
Atreus: That's because I have no regard for my own personal safety. You can ask Soraka.
Soraka: I have never been more stressed in my entire life.
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Sett: I like to be creative when I fight. It gets my juices going.
Aphelios: Can we cook with your juices?!
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Taric: I’ve got a new game. It’s called Spear or Soraka. I give you real things I’ve heard Atreus say and you have to tell me if she was talking to his spear or his girlfriend.
Soraka:
Atreus: I don’t think I like this game.
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Diana: What is a rival if not a crush you're mad about having?
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Leona: I would let you ruin my life.
Diana: Sorry, I'm busy ruining mine, you will have to wait.
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Leona: Don’t stay up too late, Diana. Last time you were this sleep-deprived you tried to eat your own shirt.
Diana, chewing on her shirt:
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Diana: I'm still in love with Leona. Thoughts?
Aphelios: And prayers. You're gonna need them.
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Soraka: Are you and Diana a couple?
Leona: Of course we're a couple!
Diana: A couple, of guys!
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Soraka, looking at Leona & Diana: I understand they have a love/hate relationship, but people usually alternate between those emotions. They don't experience them at the same time.
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Leona: Am I a Diana apologist? Not necessarily. Explainer? Perhaps. Understander? Intimately. Enjoyer? Greatly. Sexualizer? Frequently.
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Leona: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?
Atreus: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.
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Diana: Well you never know, Aphelios. Anyone on the street could be… he.
Aphelios: It feels like you got a book called “How to talk to your gay son”.
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Aphelios: Mom, how do I get revenge on my enemies?
Diana: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest.
Aphelios: Atreus, how do I-
Atreus: Brick.
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Sett: Aphelios is my friend, and if I love him, it’s the way I would love a brother.
Alune: Aphelios is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I would call the police.
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Atreus: You think I ask for it?! I don’t ask for any of this! I didn’t ask to be this way! I didn’t ask for Pantheon to turn me into a weapon! I didn’t ask for any of this celestial power! I can handle myself!
Soraka: Really? Because I just saw someone self destructing. It seems like, I don’t know, you might need a friend to talk to.
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