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oh Boy!! a late entry, a Superstar Challenger!! these must be his Polycule…
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banesberry-anomoly · 1 year
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Hello and welcome to hell our blog
We are Banesberry Anomoly, a system of 500+ headmates
We split easily due to stress and the 'tism affects that too. Please interact we love interacting with people we dont bite (this is a lie. We do bite, but its normally a friendly playful kind of biting unless you're being a dick)
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@ukulele-made-of-bricks - Sideblog for our main A-Major subsys. Used for spam and general rambling, and Ukulele also uses it to fight assholes (which you should totally go stalk from time to time cause we use it regularly to talk about shit)
@multiversal-traveler-clef - In character ask/rp/gimmick blog for the Timeskipper subsys, which itself is an Amaj subsys within our main Amaj subsys
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We tag tws as they are, but will try to add other varients if we have room. For ex: blood by itself would be the main tag, but well also try to add other tags aswell for those that dont have the main one filtered, like cw blood, and tw blood
Commisions info, what we post about, Tagging system, and DNI under the cut
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Shaded - $15 bust, $17 full body
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Lineless +$3
Extra character +$10-20 per depending on complexity
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Art trades are also open if anyone wants to do one of those!
Interests & what we post about: Our art :], SCP, BUCKSHOT ROULETTE FUCK YEAHHHHH, TF2, Plural/System stuff, Minecraft, General Horror topics and fandoms (including analogue horror and liminal spaces), Lgbtq/Mogai/Liom, and Way too many other fandoms
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heehoo funny go brrr - funny shit goes here
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madamhatter · 1 year
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Totally respects Sophie's lunch choices! Leftovers are THE best! After all, the homeless vagabond is digging through the back alleyway dumpster finding all kinds of goodies! You know what they say, one man's sludge is another's potpourri (that's a soup right? At least he thinks).
Brr, brrr... 
A cell phone's crescendo vibrations break the dead air of the office space.
Subjected to a small left-hand drawer to a chipped wooden desk, the thin device buzzes and hovers around. Caught like a bumblebee in a jar, its pestering was soon hitting against the drawer's wall. As loud as it was in its little cage, the passing train on the railway and the chatter from the above floor was enough to drown it out. 
However, each time it hit the corner of the drawer, the desk had little pulses travelling through. 
On top of the desk with stacks of indexed paperwork, three exact, and an arrangement of black and blue pens from largest to smallest on the right-hand side was the device's owner, that was demanding her attention. 
Two arms folded on the tabletop, with a body slouched and head planted down, the phone continues chiming to an unhearing master. Heavy and slow, the woman's chest raises and falls, unassuming of the world around it. Copper threads from an otherwise tightly- made braid are out of place, her face into the peaceful space between the manmade best.
Yet, her nails drag to and fro in space, sealed eyelids rising to only allow for a slight peek. While the mind lags, sleepiness anchoring her, the body continues regaining touch with reality. The tiniest sensations render the consciousness as she lifts her head, groaning. 
Blinking repeatedly, her head turns downwards. Her arms unlink, her left hand reaching and opening the drawer. The pesterer of her sleep freed - the phone rejoices with its song of freedom louder than ever! 
Nestling her palm against her forehead, the woman raises the phone to her face. She relieves its duty, finally answering. 
"Hello?" Sophie's groggy spell still holds as her voice tries to gain its volume.
"Hello, is this the woman living in the flat below us? 520?"
"Mrs. Thompson?" Her eyes flutter, registering the voice. Her elbow perches on the table. "Yes, this is she. How may I help you--?"
"Well, my baby's trying to sleep, and there's a noise coming from this side of the building. My husband informed me that your stray is at it again." 
Slowly adjusting herself on the stool, trying to alleviate the stress on her tailbone. Without a chance before to speak, Sophie's grip tightens on the phone. Ire checked, she flared her nostrils before replying, "I'm so sorry.."
"How can you allow yourself to live with such a man? Do you know how hard it is to raise a baby in a community that doesn't care about what their neighbours--"
To a sudden interjection, Sophie's words go unchecked, "I can imagine how hard it is. Especially for Samantha and the entire complex trying to sleep when her mother and father don't care to stop partying and blast music at 12AM on a weekday!" 
Face burning, she continues, "Mrs Thompson, I will go check, but your grievances are not mine to have or to hold. You should be having and holding your child instead when they're upset!" 
"Have a kind day, and I hope Samantha gets her nap in." The call ends.
Sophie's elbows rest before her, face sinking into her palms. 
Another slip-up with the tongue, talking back and being as short-sighted and rude as her, what am I doing with myself? Mother already taught me that flies come to sugar water, not vinegar. 
She groans, rubbing the temples of her forehead. Her attention draws towards the window of her office, facing the alleyway. 
There is no way possible that whatever is outside is waking up the baby - I barely hear a thing besides the train and the usual traffic out. 
That did not stop her from getting to her feet. A word said is a word kept; Sophie Hatter never promises anything and only guarantees certainty rather than hinges on a possibility. 
Red-rimmed eyes narrow through the glass panes, figure swallowed by the shadows of a darkened room. Sophie's shoulder nestles against the wall beside the window, leaning slightly while peering through. 
Behold the sight of lined dumpsters against the wall -- two, to be precise -- and the debris of unfolded cardboard boxes and miscellaneous furniture unclaimed by the dump and no one else. How brow crinkles as she soon stares at the dumpster facing her window. 
With the top hatch wide opened -- an unusual sight -- she only suspects that the wildlife had gotten to the trash. It wouldn't be the first that someone in the neighbourhood had forgotten to close the dumpster; they cared much for the odour and made a habit of complaining, but they little cared to prevent the situation. 
Something is making a mess in it; I can see it moving. That must be the biggest raccoon this side of the town. Or, it must be someone trying to find food. Sophie wrinkles her nose.
It wasn't long until the figure, only a shadow then, swimming through the debris and throwing out the trash, would make themselves known. 
Known soon enough for Sophie's tired eyes to widen and her hands to seize the windowsill. 
From the heaps of trash comes a humanoid shape with moose hair and a tarnished sweater full of patches - their figure wide enough to fit three Sophies! 
Sasaki--! 
The seamstress is already running to her desk. Snatching her grey sweater, she rushes to the window while putting it on. 
Blast it! Don't feed that entitled woman's ego by acting like that! 
Unlocking the latches, Sophie slides the window up, palms gripping the windowsill still, as she leans almost all of her torso outside. 
Mixed with astonishment and exasperation, the loudest whisper comes into the alleyway, "Mister Sasaki, what are you doing!?"
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chainsofaether · 1 year
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More pictures below cut and some commentary because brain goes brrr.
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So say hello. This is Nexa. A little Miqo'te I made some time ago but never really leveled or did anything with. She turned in to a bit of an experiment/way to burn time a week or two ago. Started leveling every class at the same time on her. Why? Wanted to see if I'd find it easier to level classes if I didn't have to juggle wide ranges of gear levels. So far yes, but she's only in the 35 to 40 range with classes and I'm starting to feel the slow down in leveling hit. So we'll see.
But do I ever make a character and not think about who they are? Not really. In other games I tended to just make alts randomly as I got ideas and then level them in my spare time. FF14 is utterly terrible for leveling alts though so that's probably not going to happen. Least not many alts. Nexa exists though.
So who is she? Well she's not completely fleshed out yet but I can tell you she grew up in the stables in the shrouds. She's still pretty young. That she's a Jockey for chocobo races for the last year. Loves those weird bird horses. Has a good understanding of breeding and training. Owns her own thoroughbred though tends to race/train other peoples birds to make a bit of money. Otherwise tries to use her knowledge to get her jobs that let her work with chocobos.
There's no scale in the pictures really but she's tiny as fits a jockey. The sword in the last picture is just a prop or an idea in my head. I don't really know if she know how to fight. Maybe a tiny bit considering the danger of the world but certainly not a skill she's honed yet.
She's friendly and cheery. She likes to play music. She tends to be underfed because unless she does well in races money tend to be tight and she'll always make sure her chocobo is housed and fed before herself.
All in all enough to get her out an rping if I'm of mind but still some history and personality to nail down. Anyway I've rambled enough for the moment.
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davidpwilson2564 · 3 months
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Monday, January 29, 2024
This week many doctor appointments. Head to East Side. Wait in Dr. N's very crowded waiting room. (Thank God no piped in music.) After an hour I give it up and reschedule. Have to go to Queens.
Note: See and talk to a colleague. Sort of catch up. I really miss this sort of thing. I have a kind of history with fellow musicians. On leaving I am told "I hope to see you again soon." Very unlikely but nice to hear.
Train to Queens. Am met in Forest Hills. Go to my son's house. He came back last night and already in harness. The busiest guy in town.
The grandkids have gotten so tall.
A quiet dinner. A smallish birthday cake. Watch Jeopardy with Julie. Kenny takes me to the train. Back in the city. (Brrr, it's cold outside.)
Home, and glad to be. A nightcap and so to bed.
Odd dream in which I am going on the road. I am waiting with others for a bus that will, I understand, take us to the plane. I sense that something isn't right. I say to the person to my right, "I'm eighty one." This elicts no reaction.
Note: Re the above. I recall that physical exams were sometimes required for people "going out." A weeding out of the weak and aged.
Tuesday, January 30, 2024
More doctor biz. Go to the East Side where a nice man installs a blood pressure monitor that I am to wear for twenty four hours. It brings to mind "wearing a wire" and snitches are made to do in crime dramas. (E.g. "The Sopranos.") That done, I do a few errands before going home. As always, the realization that I've forgotten something and must head out again. Lately I have been running into a few neighbors. It is always good to see them.
A call from the heart doc. More medical stuff in the offing. Dammit. No rest for the old.
I learn that Chita Rivera died. I recall playing her act a few times. Nice lady. No drama. She just went about her business. This memory: she was in an auto accident (not far from where I'm sitting as I write these words). She broke her leg. Would this be the end? No. In no time at all she was performing again. Ms. Rivera was 91. From a couple of people in the know I learn that Ms. Rivera was especially generous to her daughter.
to be continued
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cyberdynasty · 7 months
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The Jukebox #6: 9/19/23
(Two in one day! Wow!)
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Kim Petras. When you go to her Spotify profile and scroll to the very bottom, she self-titles herself a pop icon. And I think that that is unbelievably fitting. Since her career began in 2008, she's been on a mission to rule the pop-stratosphere. In 2017, I Don't Want It At All hit streaming services, kicking off her first era of music, Era 1, as she calls it. Since then, she's collaborated with pop royalty Charli XCX (multiple times), and Sam Smith, she's lent her voice to be a part of K/DA, the all-female K-POP group in the League of Legends universe, put out multiple albums, one of which was a Halloween-inspired, and Halloween-released album called TURN OFF THE LIGHT, and has shifted gears into being a more risqué popstar worldwide. With all of that said, the song I would like to look at in closer depth is brrr, the single put out on January 20th, 2023, and then put on her album, released June 23rd, 2023. Admittedly, I was originally not the biggest fan of this song, the shift from what she was doing in her past to where she was in this song was one that took some time to really warm up to, ironically. But man, once it hit, it HIT like a freight train. The hyperpop-inspired production does this song great justice in a way I can't believe. The icy production does Kim's haunting vocals a great service; this is more specifically heard when she gets to the chorus, saying: "Why don't you take it out on me?". She almost sounds like a siren, singing her song of cold-hearted love and the consequences of her love being ice cold, thus giving you the title of the track, brrr. It's almost as if you can envision someone you know is bad for you putting the chorus together; in a way, it's a partial warning and a partial "this isn't good for us, but pull me closer anyways". The pained vocals in the second half of her chorus really tie it all together, almost as if she's drawn to her wits' end romantically and is just searching for something to latch onto. Her lover taking out their "frustrations", etc., is something she's explicitly asking for in the face of what may just be an unsalvagable relationship any other way. Great track. Take a listen.
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0wlofath3na · 3 years
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I‘ve been way to busy with school to update my fanfic, so I’m posting a rise playlist instead. Hype us up since the trailer’s takin too long
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softxsuki · 2 years
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hello!
if it's okay, i wanted to req a letter for the valentine's day event!!
for the requirements :
fem!reader
manjiro sano from tokyorev
pet names - angel, baby (ahh they make my heart go brrr :D)
the relationship status - partner that you've recently started dating/been dating for a few months
comfort letter :) !! i've been feeling really down lately, suffering with tw!! suicidal thoughts and self harm, and i really needed some comfort from best boy mikey <33
fluff/comfort
location: he snuck the letter into my school bag, with the help of draken ofc, when i was buying lunch with my friends.
other info!
i have dark green eyes, nape long brown hair that's usually wavy but it can be fluffy at times, i wear round glasses, i have some freckles on my face. i'm under average height for my age (i'm 4'7 kinda) and i'm 13, almost 14. i really enjoy practising martial arts and training. i'm fairly muscular for a female of my age and i have quite a masculine appearance. my hobbies include: sleeping, fighting, listening to music, playing the guitar and creating art.
i'm fairly insecure about my body because most girls at school aren't muscular and they are much thinner than i am. even though i am at a good weight and have a desirable body type, my biggest insecurities are my large thighs and stomach. i always make an attempt to hide them with baggy clothing so that nobody can see them. because of my view on my body, i developed an eating disorder. it's gotten better, but it sometimes comes back and hits me hard, resulting in me not eating for a while.
i'm really introverted and my personality type is INTJ. it takes my friends to literally beg for me to agree to go out somewhere with them - i really don't enjoy going out. however, if i want to go somewhere, i tend to go myself so that i won't bother anyone whilst i'm looking around.
the relationship between mikey and i is really good. even though it has only been a few months, i can imagine myself spending the rest of my life with him. he makes me so happy and helps me feel better on the days when i have zero motivation to do anything. he's the light in my life that i so desperately needed, especially since i grew up around unhealthy love and toxic relationships. i look after him after fights, patching up the wounds on his body. even if it was the middle of the night, i wouldn't mind. he sneaks in through my window and we just talk for hours, enjoying each other's presence. the love that i have for him legit cannot be put into words; he's so amazing and kind when he's not picking on me :(
for the letter, could you add mikey reassuring me that no matter what i looked like, or how many scars that i have on my body, that he'll always love me for who i am? he tells me that, no matter how many times that he needs to, he'll hold me close and make sure that i feel loved, even on the days when i don't love myself.
i'm sorry if this is kinda weird and too much detail! i just didn't know how much you needed, so i just wrote a bit ;D
thank you ! have a great day :]]]
-senju <333
Mikey's Comforting Letter To His Girlfriend
Valentine's Day Letter Event Masterlist (CLOSED)
Pairing: Mikey x Fem!Reader
Warnings: mentions of eating disorder and mental health, scars, all that
Genre: Fluff, Comfort
Post-Type: Letter
Word Count: 910
Summary: In which Mikey asks Draken to sneak a Valentine's Day letter into your bag, which is full of love and comfort.
[A/N: Hey Senju, Happy Valentine's Day! Thank you so much for participating in my event :D. Your request wasn't weird at all and you gave me the perfect amount of details, so thank you! Hopefully you enjoy it! Have a great rest of your day <3]
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“Just slip it into her bag without anyone seeing and act like you just went over to say hello, Ken-chin. If I go over she’ll know something is up,” Mikey pouts to the taller boy, trying to get Draken to go along with his plan of sneaking a letter to you.
They were both hidden behind the cafeteria door, peeking into the busy cafeteria where you stood on line, talking to your friends as you waited for your turn to get lunch.
“Why would I cut everyone in line just to say hi to Y/N? She’s not gonna buy that, Mikey.”
“Yes she will, now go! Before she reaches the front of the line,” Mikey hands the letter to Draken before pushing him into the cafeteria.
Draken glares back at him and Mikey beams at him with a thumbs up, encouraging him to complete this task for him.
With a sigh, Draken gets moving in your direction, stopping behind you as he carefully slips the letter into an open slot in your bag before clearing his throat.
“Hey Y/N,” he greets casually, stuffing his hands in his pocket, “What’s for lunch today?”
Your conversation with your friends pauses as you look up at him, “Uh I’m not really sure. I was just getting a salad though.”
“Hmm, okay. I’ll just get lunch with the boys later then. See ya,” he waves before sauntering back out the cafeteria.
You shrug your shoulders and get back to talking to your friends.
The note stays safely in your bag without you realizing it, until you return home for the day and dump your bag onto your bed as you prepare to study–that’s when you spot it. An envelope with the words ‘For My Baby’ written on top of it.
You knew it was from Mikey as no one else would call you ‘baby’ unless you had some secret admirer, which you thought was highly unlikely, but you read it anyway, getting comfortable on your bed.
To My Angel,
Hi baby c:. Happy Valentine’s Day to the light of my life. I thought this would be a good way to greet you on such a romantic day. See, I can be romantic ;). We’re still students and you actually attend your classes so I couldn’t really plan anything super spectacular, but I hope you enjoy this letter from my heart to yours.
Baby, you’re so incredibly strong, not only physically, but emotionally as well. I know you compare yourself to your classmates on a daily basis, who are thinner than you, but you’re the only one I see. Your thighs and tummy are perfect to me, I couldn’t picture you any differently and I love you just the way you are. I just wish you could see yourself the way I do. You’ve been through so much with your eating disorder, and mental health, but I want you to know that I’m proud of you for making it through each day at your own pace. No matter how many scars litter your skin and no matter how you look each day–even if you’ve got crazy bed hair and bags under your eyes–you’ll still be perfect to me. You’ll always be perfect to me.
I know you don’t need protection as you’re a natural in fighting, thanks to your martial arts skills; hell you could even be a part of Toman if you wanted to, but I’d prefer if you didn’t for your safety angel, heh. I know you say that I’ve helped you through so much, but you’ve helped me just as much, if not even more, than I’ve been able to help you. I feel so light around you, as if everything is going to be okay. I always sneak into your room whenever I’ve been hurt and you gladly patch me up no matter what time of the day it is. I love our late night chats as we just lie in each other's arms and talk about our days, about the future–our future together.
I’ll remind you as many times as you need to hear it–that I love you and that you’re perfect, until you believe it yourself. I’ll always be here for you even on the days when you’re upset at me or I’m upset at you, but even through that, I’ll still love you. Happy Valentine’s Day, Angel. I love you so much.
Your Favorite Boy,
Mikey <3
As soon as you put the letter down, a new feeling of fullness settles in your heart as you hear a familiar set of knocks at your bedroom window. You knew exactly who they belonged to.
You rush to the window and there was your blond boyfriend, stood outside waiting for you to open it so he could climb in.
“Hi baby,” he beams and presses a kiss to your cheek as soon as he climbs into your room.
You wrap your arms tightly around him, squeezing him tight as you nuzzle your face into his chest.
“Thank you for the letter. I don’t know how you got it in my bag without me knowing, but it was a great surprise.”
“Then you’ll love this surprise as well,” he says while holding out a single flower that he was hiding behind his back and hands it to you, “Happy Valentine’s Day, Angel.”
It was a Happy Valentine’s Day indeed–your first one with Mikey and it would be one to remember forever.
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EVENT REQUESTS ARE CLOSED
REGULAR REQUESTS ARE OPEN
Posted: 2/14/2022
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hiddentrails7 · 3 years
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Haha gaywakening and fates go brrr
Henry: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
Hinata: I think I'm falling for you.
Takumi, blushing and no idea what to say: Then get up. 
Libra: Henry. For the love of Naga, please turn down that music. I have a headache.
Henry, blasting the mii theme at full volume: That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem
A kid: How did your parents make you?
Sumia: Well.. Mommy and daddy kissed and the angels told a stork and the stork left a pearl in the cabbagepatch and the pearl turned out to be a baby
Sully: Sex.
` Do you ever think about how weird of a name "Squidward Tentacles" is? Like, imagine if your name was Humanward Arms. ` Henry, probably-
Henry: I just want my teeth in your neck.
Ricken: ...Like, violently or sexually?
Setsuna: I think Kaze mixed up our lunch boxes. Look. *Shows a paper with “Have a good day, Hinoka” written on it*
Hinoka: Oh, that explains this. *Shows a paper with “Break Hinoka’s heart and I’ll kill you.” written on it*
Lon'qu: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Stahl: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel
Robin: A realist sees a freight train.
Henry: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the track
Hinata: You know, they say it takes six seconds of sustained eye contact to tell if you're in love with someone or if they plan on killing you.
Takumi: *Stares at him for six seconds*
Hinata:
Hinata: Should I be excited or terrified?
Stahl: That's like... one of my biggest fears.
Donnel: What is?
Stahl: If I ever, like, woke up as a donut.
Donnel: You would eat yourself?
Stahl: I wouldn't even question it.
Laurent: Would it kill you to stop taking 40 minute showers?
Yarne: Physically? No. Emotionally? The toll would be catastrophic.
Hinoka: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Setsuna. Break out the L-word.
Setsuna: Lesbian?
Hinoka: The other L-word.
Setsuna: ... lesbians?
Hinoka: It's "love", Setsuna.
Hinata: It’s a moo point.
Takumi: ..Moo point?
Hinata: Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
Takumi, to Hinoka: Have I been friends with him for too long or did that all just make sense?
Gaius: We are so good together. We're like Romeo and Juliet!
Miriel: It didn't really work out for Romeo and Juliet. The play ends in a tragic double suicide.
Gaius: That's how it ends?
Gaius: ..Why do people like it so much?
Henry: I impulsively bought a snake, what should I name him?
Ricken: You did what-
Donnel: William Snakespeare!
Kaze: What have we always said is the most important thing?
Azama: Breakfast!
Kaze: ...No. Family.
Azama: Oh right! I thought you meant of the things you eat.
Takumi, to Corrin: Look, Hinata is great, but he doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t even have a day plan.
Takumi: I once found a note they wrote to himself that said ‘put on pants’ followed by a question mark.
Henry: You ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?
Inigo: I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life.
Henry: Don’t worry though! There will be a time when it’s not!
Inigo: Thanks! Even worse.
Lon'qu, exiting his bedroom: Good morning, parental figure.
Basilio, sipping coffee at the kitchen table: Good morning problem child
Henry, exiting his bedroom: Good morning, parental figure.
Mustafa, sipping tea at the kitchen table: Good morning problem child
Hinoka: You can say "please" and "thank you" to a toddler and they'll never repeat it.
Hinoka: But you say "dumbass bitch" oNE time-
Stahl: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Henry: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
Hinoka: Okay! That’s it! No more talking about Corrin!
Selias: But you told me to get it out of my system-?
Ryoma: We had no idea how much you had in your system. 
Basilio: Be the bigger person. Get really buff and just knock the shit out of them.
Chrom: What’s the matter, Robin? Why are you sad?
Robin: I don’t know
Chrom: No reason?
Robin: No, there are plenty of reasons. I’m just not sure which one it is this time.
Gaius: Ugh, my knees are so sore-
Libra: The next words out of your mouth better be "because I was praying all night" or I'm going to scream.
Henry, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?? In hand-to-hand combat or…??
Frederick, waking up in a cold sweat: Something’s wrong, I can feel it.
Robin: Henry, I need some advice.
Henry: You need advice from ME?
Robin: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?
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rosego1dd · 3 years
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General sbi headcanons
These headcanons are for the characters the ccs(content creators) play on the smp, not the ccs themselves! Also, (as of now) none of this is canon, just my interpretation of sbi and their dynamic. contains spoilers for DreamSMP
- going with the canon that techno isn’t actually part of the family, I see him as more of one of Philza’s students who he trained in combat. He’s still really close friends with Wilbur and Tommy, obviously, but there’s definitely a little rivalry for dadza’s affections here.
- Philza is a sub-par dad at most, he’s a tad neglectful and i’m standing by that hc. He tends to pick favorites, sometimes forgets that he has kids, and generally leaves for long periods of time (especially when Will gets old enough to watch Tommy) for one or another reason. After being called out on it, though, he’s agreed that he should probably start working on mending the relationship between him and his sons.
- Parentified wilbur parentified wilbur parentified wilbur. Since Phil is always busy, he’s learned how to do basic house chores + look after Tommy in his absence. Because of this, he hasn’t really had much of a childhood and sacrifices a lot for Tommy, going as far as putting his studies aside to keep the household running when Phil isn’t home.
- Tommy’s one of those kids that does increasingly worse things in an attempt to get their parents’ attention.
- Techno is 30% piglin, 70% human, 100% c u r s e d. Voices make him extra violent so he’s been going from orphanage to orphanage for a small majority of his life before Phil took him under his wing (literally) and trained him to both manage the voices and use the strength to his advantage. Now he’s big buff pig man chad.
- I like to think that Techno and Phil are more master-student than father-son dynamic if that makes sense. Not sure how to explain it tbf.
- Techno likes shiny things because piglin brain go brrr, also part of the reason he met phil in the first place (more detail in next post ;))
- Wilbur wrote his own lullabies for Tommy.
- Tommy has them all memorized and hums them when he feels homesick.
- Techno taught baby Tommy how to curse because he thought it was funny
- backfired hilariously when he started cursing at Phil, who was not very pleased to say the least.
- Speaking of Techno and younger Tommy, you know that annoying thing that siblings do where they see you do something and then immediately wanna do that as well? That, but with swords.
- "wait shit don't cry" "here u can hit me back" "don't tell dad pls pls pls"
- l'manburg used to be a joke idea from when Wilbur and Tommy played together as kids. Yeahhh that one aged terribly.
- (post doomsday) Phil still calls for Wilbur and Tommy when he comes home out of force of habit.
- Before Wilbur, you know, d i e d, he played music when voices were being really loud to help ground Techno.
- Techno sold his potatoes from the potato war to help pay for Tommy's education.
- Wilbur was homeschooled by Phil, Techno only really studied English (pig man can't do math for shit lololo), Tommy went to traditional school but dropped out around the time of the L'manburg independence war.
- Philza was a massive supporter of Will until he went batshit, L'manburg independence and all (despite not fighting in the war himself), and was seriously affected by his death both physically and mentally. He went lethargic for a while until prep for the next war (doomsday) + techno's failed execution partially helped him out of it.
- Of course, that doesn't mean that he's completely recovered- far from it, actually,  he's just regained the motivation to busy himself with other things such as helping Techno or grinding (although his mood does fluctuate, depends on the day tbh)
- Techno and Will are the same age, and Techno doesn’t actually have/remember his birthday, so Will just goes around saying that he’s his twin.
- At first Techno was very, very determined to deny this but the title grew on him.
- Techno is hesitant to get close/form relationships with people (more detail in techno backstory later hehe)
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Genshin Impact Chapter 1 Act 3: A Reaction.
Chapter 1 Act 3 is what took my experience with this game from “good game” to “masterpiece”.
THIS POST CONTAINS MANY, MANY SPOILERS FOR GENSHIN IMPACT CHAPTER 1: ACT 3
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Genshin Impact has some problems— actually, it has a shit ton of problems. But during the fight against hordes of Fatui, with the Adepti channeling their abilities through my gang, flying through them as Oz, decimating them with Diluc— I just thought, this is the best time I’ve had in a mobile game in my life.
This game might not be perfect now— it’s only a quarter of the way done if we’re counting Karenri’ah. But it will be a fucking masterpiece once it’s all out. If this is the level of quality we’re getting for our archon quests, this game is going to be an amazing time on story alone.
KEQING
I love Keqing with all my heart. If she were alive today she would be a socialist here to topple the ruling 1%. When ningguang asked Aether who they trusted more, her or Keqing, I hit the Keqing button as fast as possible.
I think one of my favorite things about Keqing is that she’s so completely honest, which is unusual for a Liyue politician. If she doesn’t like something, she’ll speak out against it. If she thinks something else should be happening, she’ll make it happen. She can probably be deceitful at times, but in general she’s straightforwards in that she wants a government for the people and by the people.
I can’t wait for her story quest!
NINGGUANG
pretty.... voice pretty....
Ningguang is cool. Her JP voice is very pretty, like she could do ASMR videos online or smth. One thing I decidedly did not like about Ningguang is how her personality just ???? flips? In the middle of the quest, for no reason other than “because plot”.
It’s established that Ningguang cares about two things more than anything— the Jade palace and Mora. Why, then, would she destroy the Jade palace for the sake of Liyue? I get that she’s a good person at heart at all, but I want to see more of her indecision, her brain saying “mora” and her heart saying “Liyue”. The way she just flips on a dime isn’t really strange but it does contradict with her preexisting characterization.
Childe’s Boss Fight!
The section of this quest from Childe’s fight to the Adepti + Qixing battle is just nonstop adrenaline.
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Childe is IMO a lot more fun than Dvalin (sorry Dvalin). I’m at WL5 and have a tendency to play fast and loose with important mechanics like.... dodging, for example.... and Childe’s Mask Electro form ended up destroying my team. I killed him with Guoba because everyone else besides Xiangling was dead. I
Another thing I really enjoy about Childe’s boss fight is that in the irrationalities of Childe as a character, it actually makes sense. Genshin is decent at making weekly bosses logical excursions— Andrius wants you to get stronger, Dvalin’s weekly fight is ~~all a dream~~; but tbh sometimes the weekly bosses don’t make sense. Andrius wants to train us, not murder us! How does dvalin, a dream slash memory that doesn’t exist, manage to knock someone out?
Childe as a weekly boss actually makes perfect sense. He’s an adrenaline junkie addicted to the thrill of fighting people— to put this in modern AU terms, he’s the guy who’s first in line to ride the rollercoaster that failed all of its health and safety checks. Childe wants to befriend the Traveler entirely because they’re stronger than him, so that he can fight them over and over again until he’s the strongest. Of course, this will never happen, because the Traveler is the MC and therefore is stronger than all others. However, in this way Childe being a repeatable boss makes 100% perfect sense— he actually wants to fight the Traveler again and again and again.
The one question I have about Childe is how in the living feck are the Fatui letting him join the Traveler and fight for them *against the Fatui*??? I think this might be touched on in Childe’s Story quest, which I’ll do in a bit, but like????? They let him keep his delusion and just walk over to Aether like “aight fam I’m on your team now”? How?
Jade Chamber/ Guizhong Ballista vs Sea Monster Fight!!
Basically, all my charged adrenaline from nearly dying to Childe just came to a head in this one huge fantastic fight.
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And Xiao :)
I absolutely loved seeing the Adepti and the Qixing work together. This fight was probably my favorite fight in the whole game— the music was amazing (soundtrack where), the graphics were so nice, the adepti were so feckin cool, using everyone’s abilities was n I ce. My adrenaline was reaching its highest point at this fight and it was just perfect. It was just so fecking fun after days of WL5 pain, having to pop like five ultimates to kill one hillichurl, to be able to just demolish swathes of enemies with Fischl and Diluc, run around like a madman thanks to Xiao, have infinite health idr who did that for me but bless them, just absolutely destroy.
Ever since I hit WL5 I haven’t been able to really just go insane during a fight and stop caring about HP/ when to use skills/ dodging and this have me that opportunity.
Zhongli’s Deal
*punches Zhongli across the room with the power of being the player character* I love this man so much.
Zhongli Zhongli Zhongli Zhongli Zhongli. I AM VERY ANGRY AT HOW THE PLOT RESOLVED HIS STORYLINE. But it also makes a lot of sense. And I think, for once, Zhongli should be allowed to be selfish.
Because choosing to leave Liyue was a bit selfish. He’s leaving the country that adores him, loves him, gives him shit for free; to its own devices and then to a completely unknown fate once the new Geo Archon becomes god and takes over. But he made a frankly fantastic plan and can now leave the country, for now, in peace.
I was absolutely delighted to see Zhongli in Morax form. Making deals with La Signora, being a complete and utter puppet master who set this entire situation up and played Childe like a kazoo; but just like his dear friend Venti, I think Zhongli is happier when he’s just Zhongli, the eccentric mortal. He seems so much happier and so much more relaxed when he’s forgetting about mora and eating dinner with Aether and Paimon. Rex Lapis might have just put Liyue through the wringer, but he can now put down his 3000- year long reign and just be the happy, eccentric Zhongli.
Zhongli’s little bit of insecurity over being a “bourgeois parasite” makes perfect sense now— he doesn’t want to be seen as Morax, a superfluous god who’s using his name to get whatever he wants from the humans he watches over.
But also the part of my brain that feeds off lore nEEDS to KNOW what Zhongli got from Tsaritsa. What could be worth a gnosis? His own happiness isn’t enough— Tsaritsa is likely going to use his gnosis to try and destroy Liyue. What could be worth that?
My main thought would be either “someone’s protection” or “another gnosis”, but I don’t think the latter is possible. The former could be possible but doesn’t really make sense either— a) whose protection is worth putting an entire country, much less the world, in danger and b) the Fatui are out to kill everyone who isn’t Fatui, so they won’t agree to spare a major player in the war to come like that. Brain go brrr.
I’m very hyped for Zhongli’s story quest, which I think is coming with his banner on Dec 1, when Childe’s banner ends. I really hope that Zhongli visits Mondstadt and chills with Venti for a while, but anything with this guy would be fine lol.
LORE
We got a lot of lore this update and I am delighted by it.
Firstly, we get a tiny hint of how Visions are bestowed— “if a person shows true strength of will at a desperate and fateful moment in their life, the gods will look upon them with favor.” Vague but more than we had before.
Next we got some neat lore about Inazuma— firstly, that it’s led by a god named Baal and secondly that it steals everyone’s visions. I’m very hyped to visit because guess what fam aether doesn’t have a vision.
Final Thoughts
In case you can’t tell from my insane ramblings, I loved Chapter 1 Act 3 and I absolutely cannot wait to play through Childe’s story quest and Chapter 2 and beyond.
The Prologue in Mondstadt set the stage for Genshin. We started out in a fantasy environment with a fantasy tale of an immortal bard and a dragon. Mondstadt was an excellent introduction to the world of Genshin.
And now? We’re starting to build on that. Chapter 1 brings us another story of another god and their relationship with the country they watch over. Liyue is much less of a traditional fantasy setting and takes the darkness we saw in Mondstadt— a friendship ruined by manipulation and suffering— and build on it. Now we don’t just see the Fatui more often but we also see more of the Treasure Hoarders and the way both groups kidnap and experiment on humans.
Mond started to introduce us to the Fatui, but Liyue is where they really start bringing continuous plot relevance. Inversely, we saw much more of the Abyss Order in Mondstadt than we did in Liyue. I’m extremely disappointed we didn’t see any more of the Princess this chapter, but it makes sense given that Chapter 1 was really more about the Fatui than the Abyss Order.
All I’m trying to say is the Liyue arc was an excellent continuation to the stage Mondstadt’s arc set. Now, we’re on to the world of the Eternal Shogun, Baal! I’m really excited to meet new characters and experience new stories of Inazuma, but I hope we’ll continue to see Mondstadt and Liyue in the future. Mondstadt is likely going to be the most “boring” of the countries we experience, cuz it’s just so classically fantasy- themed, but it will always be the first country we explored in this world.
After Inazuma (if I had to take a shot in the dark, inazuma’s arc will take from December 23 to maybe March or April) we’ll go to Sumeru, which I am really extremely hyped for because it sounds extremely different from Mond and Liyue and we’ll meet Cyno and possibly even Collei! (just me extrapolating lol). I can’t wait to see where Genshin Impact goes story- wise, because its first major update has brought so much to the table.
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HELLO FRIEND
1. what song makes you feel better?
I am contractually obligated to pick a new song each time I get this ask. My music tastes are so weird, I latch on to songs and listen to them until I hate them, and sometimes I just want a Genre but I don't know music genres at all so I poke around until I find something that makes my brain go brrr. Right now the song making my brain go brrr best is Main-De-Gloire's cover of Stupid Love. The video is extremely 80s vaporwave.
23. favorite piece of clothing?
I have a favorite piece of lounging-around-the-house clothing and a favorite piece of going-outside clothing. My favorite piece of lounging clothing is what I'm wearing now, it's an old costume piece from a GRSF play, essentially just a green chiton-style floor length tunic that I don't bother to belt properly so it just swishes everywhere. Makes me feel very summer-goddess-y. My favorite piece of outfit clothing is an olive-green zip-up vest with a hood and pockets that I can wear with long sleeves, t-shirts, or camis, and it makes me confident that everyone who sees me knows I am gay. I hope it does. I want it to.
30. what reminds you of home (doesn’t have to mean house… just things that remind you of the feeling of home)?
Window seats. Tea. Sitting in the kitchen talking. Being awake with friends at 2 am. Diner breakfasts. Realizing I'm only halfway through a book and I have half of the story left to enjoy. Background music. And even though I don't live there anymore, the sound of a subway train going by.
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viwhski · 3 years
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Since I can't write fanfiction, I'm going to share my ideas here because I hope someone can make what I imagine, or just get inspired by it. I would write but everytime I work on something SOMEONE JUST H A S to walk I and judge me for posting / working on my work.
She's fine with me writing, but the moment I post it? "No, stop it's bad! Internet bad."
My two unfinished works are crying.
So yeah, welcome to uh- this mess that I can't get out of my head.
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And I have- a few so- uh- yeah... So let me get started with one from my Crackfic folder!
This folder mostly holds fanfic ideas that started from something dumb. For example this idea! I saw a random post on Instagram comparing Ariana Grande with Midoriya so uh- yeah.
World's Most Dangerous Bunny!
Hehe, Izu-Bun go brrr uwu
• Izuku as an idol / vigilante / both?
• Bunny bitch with fake taste and pretty sparkling eyes.
• Fake taste: wears pretty stuff because they have to for the cover
• Quirkless? Yeah. People believe they have some sort of voice / skill quirk since quirklessness is rare.
• Quirk is often the talk, many controversies about him. Quirk is marked as unknown (since it would be bad if the public knew.)
• Unknown gender, signature look is always a bunny, wears both a suit and dresses to confuse the public.
•  Fans get worried sometimes when he sings about being trapped in upbeat tones. Or being happy in depressing tones.
• Vigilante life is filled with freedoms. Sometimes he gets inspired from stuff while patrolling. Songs created by them are often more popular.
• Crackfic with serious undertones?
• Maybe [place random ship name]?
Plotline:
Izuku has always liked to sing, never sang in front of others since he was quirkless. It would have caused him more issues. So singing in private when he's in the trash beach is a thing he does when he gets sad.
Sings happy music when sad, and sad when happy so nobody really questions him over why he's too sad / happy. His expressions are neutral mostly.
Idol life
He gets tired of the popularity and wants to be free. He got stuck in a contract as a last chance of freedom of the discrimination. He would have to hide his identity and his quirk wouldn't be mentioned. So he tries to sneak off a lot. Sometimes works, other times doesn't. Either way ge usually gets on roofs and hums.
Vigilante
He created a page where he sings (voice changer) just for fun. Nobody knows who he is until they ask for a picture of him. And that's when people find out he's a vigilante who sings (wOah-) and gains simps. So despite that he fights crime. Its often said, hearing him sing (more like humming really) as you're being beaten up is heveanly.
Both
His idol life is boring and restricting. He was born into the life and had been training his voice since young. Until he eventually works a name for himself. Being in that loop thing, he decided to turn to vigilantism as an escape. He started by accident to be honest.
So whatever, while he's in a roof he starts to sing softly. He starts getting emotional and his voice breaks every few words into the song. Then the love intrest sees them, thinks they're going to jump, until they see their gear, hear their unfiltered voice, and hear those breaking words. The singing vigilante / stranger is singing on a high rooftop without any knowledge of him being there.
This will most likely be short / long oneshot maybe?
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kristallioness · 4 years
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2016 | 2017 | 2018
*quietly sneaks back in*... Happy New THIS Year, my dear followers! In Estonia, we have this saying that if you wish someone a 'happy new year' after Three Kings' Day (the 6th of January), you gotta have a bottle of alcohol with you and give them a drink. *lol*
Anyways, I would like to apologize for the sudden disappearance that happened prior to Christmas. I was just busy travelling back home for the holidays, unpacking and putting away my stuff, watching some great, traditional movies or shows on TV, and most importantly, working on those 2 latest masterpieces that I posted (which barely got 30 notes each.. *sigh*).
But as you can (and probably will) see, the year of the yellow earth pig (i.e. my dad's year) was a rollercoaster of emotions and accomplishments, or lacking thereof.
My creative side seems to have suffered the most due to lack of leisure time. I only managed to finish 3 full digital drawings and left behind several sketches or unfinished WIPs (2 of which are revealed here under the months of June and November for the first time, I intend to finish the Korrasami one btw). At least I got to start 2020 with a completed drawing on the very 1st day, ha-ha! Perhaps that's a good omen for this year?
If so, then I hope I'll find the time to finish the rest of the 2019 Inktober prompts, since I only did 4/31 this past October (even though I'd thought of ideas for all of them). I brought all the necessary drawing utensils and sheets of paper with me, so whenever I'm in the mood, I'll try to sketch another one.
*calculates for the nth time*.. I wrote 18,110 words worth of fanfiction, plus 820 words for the UYLD prompts (making the total 18,930). Technically, you can count another 8k+ in there, since it comes from that unfinished story (of Aang taking care of a flu-ridden Katara, as illustrated by the September sketch), which I haven't finished within the last 4 months or so. Plus, I barely wrote 1/5 of the amount compared to 2018.. *hides in shame*
Then again, I was an excellent pupil for picking up an actual book and reading through 150+ pages (which means I have ~300 pages to go). I'm talking about the new Kyoshi novel that came out. As I once said, I haven't voluntarily read a book in years make that 2 years ago (most of the reading I've done in my life is either Tom & Jerry comics, now the Avatar comic trilogies and art books as well as fanfiction online, or compulsory reading during school). But this novel is freaking fantastic superb!
Not only that, I bought all the new comic trilogies and managed to read them through. Damn, did they give me feels.. especially "Ruins of the Empire" (ngl I squeed so hard when I saw the Korrasami farewell kiss on the 1st page of the 2nd part). I can't wait to read the 3rd part this year!
However, I failed to rewatch Avatar last year, and I haven't seen Korra since.. 2016, I believe? Wow, that's 4 whole years.. But I intend to fix that mistake starting from 2020. Hopefully I'm in the mood to start my rewatch this weekend tonight. *fingers crossed*
But as I said, I had much less time to focus on my hobbies since 2019 was the year for finally moving on with my life (sort of, I'm still working on it). I still remember how down I'd been feeling for a while and how valid those emotions really were. The first quarter of the year (+ like a month or two) was a continuous descent into desperation and feelings of utter failure, which already started around the 2nd half of 2018 and only continued to deepen around that time.
Everything began to change when I was first chosen to be part of a 2-month summer internship in an IT company, and I had to start building a new nest in a new location in Tallinn this May. And now, I feel like I've hit the jackpot by getting a permanent job in another IT company this October.
I got the opportunity to work in two different fields, in two different teams within a year. I met some awesome colleagues (a lot of whom are foreigners) and got the chance to really put my English skills to the test.
Thanks to the new job, I also had to go to a free health check, which went really-really well. Despite my nervousness in the beginning, I feel much more relaxed about my physical (and mental) health, cause the results showed that everything's okay (something I'd been worried about since March 2017).
Speaking of health or staying healthy, there were a few sports events that I went to, too. Our team held the first winter team event (it was the first one for me, at least) by going to do archery in a range on the outskirts of the capital.
I watched the football match between 2 teams of our local league at my hometown together with my dad on his birthday. Our home team won the match and came in 4th place overall in the league this year, which is their best result so far (I'm really proud!). And merely days before I started work, I visited the Tallinn International Horse Show for the first time (also with my dad). I last got to watch horses jump over fences or dance to their musical programs ~ 10 years ago, and I loved it!
Event-wise 2019 was pretty full of them. As has become tradition, I went to the Defence Forces parade on our 101st Independence Day (which seemed rather bleak compared to the centennial, even more so since we didn't have ANY snow at the time).
What will hopefully become new traditions, I visited the television tower on the Restoration of Independence Day (where Uku Suviste gave a free concert in the evening), and went to the Veteran's Rock concert (to honour our war veterans) on our Freedom Square on the 23rd of April (since I'm residing in the capital now, I should be able to go again this year).
To continue with the centennial celebrations (yes, some things are STILL turning 100), I saw and explored inside the armoured train no. 7 called "Wabadus" ("Freedom") in the Baltic Station. This armoured train was one of the keys that led our country to victory during the War of Independence from 1918-1920.
There was an even bigger (150th) anniversary to celebrate in the beginning of July, when I attended our Song and Dance Festival. This was a really important, if not the biggest event of the year. I intend to make a longer post about my experience, cause it's something that you foreigners need to see for yourself. I can't simply describe or put it into words, I have to show you some videos and photos.
But while we're on the topic of concerts, I should mention that I went to 2 more at the beginning of June - Bon Jovi and Sting - as well as 2 that were part of Christmas tours in December - Elina Nechayeva and Rolf Roosalu.
Besides that, I went to 6 different festivals, half of which I'd been to several times before, such as the Türi Flower Fair, Jäneda Farm Days (where I went on my first helicopter ride for my 25th birthday present) and the Christmas market in the Old Town of Tallinn.
The other half is comprised of festivals that I'd been considering going to for a while, or which took place for the first time. The latter applies to the Black Food Festival, whereas the "Valgus Kõnnib" ("Wandering Lights") and the duck rally, both of which took place in Kadriorg, fall under the first category.
The duck rally is a charity event held in the beginning of June. Regular people can buy at least one (or several) rubber bath duckies for different prices, which will then be dumped into a tiny stream that'll carry them towards the finish line. This event has grown more popular each year, and the money the Estonian Association of Parents of Children with Cancer (sorry, long name in English!) collects is donated to the Cancer Treatment Fund.
*wipes forehead*.. Phew! I'm surprised, that's a whole lotta positivity for 2019. I think there's one more important, but seriously negative topic I haven't covered yet, but I feel should be mentioned and explained.
When it comes to politics, 2019 was a complete disaster for us. EKRE (Eesti Konservatiivne Rahvaerakond in Estonian, or Estonia's Conservative People's Party in English) i.e. our populist/nazi/pro-Trump party is in the government as of April 2019, thanks to 100,000+ idiots (out of our population of 1.3 million) who voted for them and gave them 19/101 seats in the Parliament.
No, I am NOT going to apologize for calling them a nazi party, because their main leaders have repeatedly supported ideology that's common to nazis (they use aggressive rhetoric, blame the media for making them look bad, downgrade women, minorities, are racist, anti-semitic etc...). And I will not apologize in front of the people who voted for them, because "thanks" to this, EKRE has dragged our country's reputation straight through a mud puddle (not to mention the scandals that have accompanied 5 of their ministers, 3 of who have THANKFULLY stepped down from their positions) and.. *swears like the British*.. it's BLOODY EMBARRASSING.
I am done being nice, I have at least some kind of prejudice about anyone who supports them or their ideals. And I will certainly not let Estonia end up like America. So that is why I participated in two protest events against EKRE and our current government (because the 2 other parties, who were willing to form the coalition with them, are spineless jellyfish that simply seek to hold onto their current positions of power). I'm willing to take bets as to when our government falls (the sooner the better).
*shakes off the frustration*.. Brrr! So besides that, I guess the only downside to 2019 was my spare time falling back in the list of priorities (which shows in the empty square of July).
2020 is gonna be the year of the white metal rat. I can only hope (and take action so) that it'll be just as eventful, and much more creative than 2019. Thank you all for following me (or lurking anonymously) for so long, especially to the bloggers who've offered me support through better or worse! *raises a glass* Here's to 2020!.. *sip*
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Things that I appreciate in Wilford “Motherloving” Warfstache (Spoilers):
The dust in the beginning, signifying that this has been a long time
“He was so damn handsome I couldn’t resist” LOL
Mick’s smoke skills, dang
“Cut right to the quick” *proceeds to stab the cork board and fail*
Mark’s dancing finally fits right in
That dancer who stayed like... a second in the squabble to sneak a peek
Band still playing despite the guns blazing
“Why’d the music stop” that’s adorable
Mick’s switch from anger to disbelief when Wilford said “Do I know you?” and how his gun shook
Wilford in the.... well, everywhere
With the water, olive, and umbrella glass I presume
“The tail... is my feelings.”
Did we date at some point?...... Car? (And basically the whole telepathy and Abe with the fingers HAHA)
“yOU’RE STILL SHOUTING”
Mark’s inflection on “Abe!” omg my heart
“Celine... if she saw me, she’d probably carve mine [my heart] out.” OH NO
10:37- 10:38 - Wilford just....glitches???? Like he plays back and scratches and all? Nice touch!
“Train in the snow” sounds like Snowpiercer levels of stuff
“You are the bad guy!” oof that acting
The subtle we’re trapped together in this cycle...
“Am I crazy?” and then Wilford saying no.... god. Wilford might’ve recalled what happened as Colonel William 
“No drifting off yet” then “Death needs madness”.... oh man. We’re going to forget about death.
Mick’s shrug with the end credits song
And then for technical stuff
Authenticity in the settings. Like, especially that bar tho, and that cork board 
The switch to monochrome (Abe chooses to live in the black and white) and colored (William decided to take into the colorful side of things) and especially in the last part
Mark’s eyes are innocent-looking till he squints them, ouch
The hug and the subtle brrr for Wilford transporting or doubting himself
Mick. Mick, the MVP who brought comedy in metaphors and similes, and delivered a great narration
“Written, Directed and Edited by This Asshole”
@markiplier, you have a great team. Thank you to those who worked hard for this, but especially you and Mick! Man, just. Wow. Both of your acting.... Frick.
Happy Friendship Day, yeah.
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How The Ultra Beasts Would React To Having A Pokemon Trainer For The First Time
oh wow, good job moonie. The first headcanon you did was a very weird one. just great mate. oh well. the ultra beasts are like my children anyway and i love them all very much i dont care if they could destroy the whole world they are pure.
Nihilego:
- Nihilego is this weird glass jellyfish that lusamine got obsessed with and eventually fused with. who wouldn’t want a glass jellyfish on their pokemon team. (motherbeast lusamine is one of the most badass things i’ve seen in a Pokemon game tbh)
- anyway! Nihilego’s literal code name is Symbiont! i could totally see Nihilego trying to forcefully fuse with it’s Trainer for a while. all Nihilego really see in humans is that they are vessels they can use to make themselves stronger.
- “gIVE ME YOUR BODY SO I CAN KILL EVERYTHING JRRR-RRRR-BRRR VENOMENONON BITCH”
- it’s tempting, but don’t let Nihilego use you. it probably hurts like hell when you finally unfuse with it
- After a few months of attempting to fuse, Nihilego will finally realize it’s Trainer will NOT fuse with it. since the Trainer has no more purpose to Nihilego, it will then try to run away and find another human to take over.
- Nihilego are actually really good at running away and hiding though so you may have to go on a huge witchhunt with all of Alola helping you just to find that one Nihilego
- it’s grumpy once you find it
- it’ll basically be super uncooperative for a long time. but if you’re super nice to it and act like it’s mother (in one of it’s pokedex entries, it says Nihilego can be seen acting like a young girl, and we all know the similarities it has to a certain person) it’ll eventually see you as a friend and it’ll fight with you.
-just DON’T FUSE WITH IT. SAY NO TO NIHILEGO LIKE YOU WOULD SAY NO TO DRUGS. IT’S AN EVIL LITTLE BITCH ON THE INSIDE
Buzzwole:
- mmm buff cockroach we love dat ;)
- ..but buff cockroach senpai dont love u back D:  
- seriously. this guy is not happy with you at first. Buzzwole will probably try to punch you and everything around it. you’ll have to battle it for a long while until it calms down
- psst go for it’s legs if you knock it down it’s like a turtle it can’t get back up again
- if you beat it in a battle it’ll respect you though. if you show it all the battles you’ve been in, Buzzwole will probs start flexing for you to show you how strong it is.
- mission complete: buff cockroach senpai loves u back ;)
Pheromosa:
- Pheromosa is actually pretty chill. It doesn’t care if it has a Pokemon Trainer or not.
- but it sooo cute though... look at dem legs boi ;) Pheromosa gonna make your hormones crazy if you catch my drift
- you may want to touch it...
- BUT BITCH DON’T
- Pheromosa will go fucking ballistic if anything comes within 5-foot radius with them.
- It’s better to just let it do it’s thing.
Xurkitree:
- “Who??? The fuck??? ARE YOU?!?!?!” is Xurkitree’s first reaction.
- it’s gonna start running around and freaking out. it’s almost impossible to calm it down.
- you would have to distract Xurkitree somehow... maybe you should put on some funky music and start dancing?
- oh yeah, do that. Xurkitree will probably be really happy and will start wiggling with you.
- It’s honestly not that hard to train. it’s more or less like a super hyper-active child. just distract it and it’ll be your friend.
- oh, but don’t forget to make sure it has electricity! because if it doesn’t it gets annoyed and dangerous, so be careful.
Celesteela:
- Celesteela is a little sweetie in my opinion. It’d probably be one of the more nice UBs.
- Like, it probably wouldn’t try to purposely kill anyone. Not unless you made it angry, but there’s not many ways to do that.
- However, it does get confused and scared easily. If it’s scared, it’ll start forest fires and fires in general with it’s two huge arms.
- Celesteela is a gentle giant that means no harm, and it’s easy to train. But keep this in mind...
- what are you gonna do whenever you’re moving it around Alola? what will you do when trying to make sure it has enough space battle? what will you do if it starts a fire and YOU have to pay for the damage?
- it’ll cause a lot damage, honestly. you would want to have a pretty thick wallet to pay for everything it accidently does.
Kartana:
- “um, EXCUSE ME? I’M SUPPOSED TO BE AN INDEPENDENT NINJA IN ORIGAMI FORM I DON’T NEED A LOWLY HUMAN TELLING ME WHAT TO DO-”
- Kartana is awesome as frick, in my opinion. It’s a great idea for a Pokemon. but it’s also probably one of those stereotypical strong but silent ninjas that only take orders from themselves.
- like Buzzwole, it’ll get angry and will attack things. well, more like it’ll attack YOU. it’ll most likely start messing with you, and may even give you some deep paper cuts that would hurt a lot if you got hand sanitizer in them.
- honestly? i just can’t see Kartana ever being able to be domesticated. it’ll probably just be stubborn and uncooperative forever....
Guzzlord:
- uhh
- are you sure you would even want this Pokemon with you? Do you know just HOW destructive it is? Do you know how much it eats? Do you know that it’s probably never satisfied?
- DO YOU KNOW HOW IN POKEMON ULTRA SUN/MOON IT COMES FROM ULTRA RUINS WHERE IT LITERALLY DESTROYED EVERYTHING?!
- Bruh, this is NOT your best idea. Trying to domesticate Guzzlord is horrible.
- I mean... If you feed it a little, it may like you more... But after you feed it, it’s like a racoon or a cat. It’ll follow you everywhere you go, but this time Guzzlord will get violent if you don’t feed it constantly.
- Even if you feed it all the time, it probably won’t even fight with you! It would be a horrible Pokemon Companion! You might want to try some other Ultra Beast, buddy...
Poipole:
- actually, doesnt it say in it’s Pokedex entry that Poipole was chosen to be one of the first Pokemon Partners in it’s own world? Doesn't it say that in Ultra Sun? i can’t remember, though...
- so yeah, since Poipole has already been domesticated, it wouldn’t be hard to train it!
- it is super mischievous, though...  It might try to play a few pranks on you, so keep an eye out.
Naganadel:
- tbh it’s the exact same case as Poipole. it’s already domesticated, but it does like to play pranks.
- It’s okay to touch Naganadel... but like Pheromosa, if you touch it’s stingers, IT WILL HURT YOU. BADLY. (wait, isn’t this already canon? idk i’m tired)
Stakataka: (Fun fact: Stakataka’s name is Japanese is Tsundetsunde. I’m sorry- But it sounds like Tsundere and I can’t help but laugh at that-
- Stakataka is a wall. That’s all it really is. A WALL. There’s not much of it personality for it.
- Yeah, I guess you could train it. Don’t expect it to care about you or save you. You won’t get emotional support from it
-IT’S SERIOUSLY A WALL WHAT DID YOU EXPECT
Blacephalon:
- Obviously, the first thing it does is that is makes it head explode. It does it on purpose, too. It seriously wants to kill you.
- Oh my god, how hilarious would it be if Blacephalon was actually the most blood-thirsty Ultra Beast? I’d believe to be true, though. Have you ever seen a clown movie in your life? 
- It won’t stop trying to kill you until you give it something like a Rainbow Bean to eat. (Wait, can Blacephalon even eat?) It also likes it if you dance with it, or juggle something, or if you give it flowers.
- Once you make it your friend, you’ll probably become pretty close with it. Blacephalon would hate strangers but it love their friends. <3
I’m sorry i know this was long but whatever most of my posts will be like that
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