waspgirl wearing a jacket with GRUB EATER stitched onto the back

communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

Title: Statuette (figure) - Lumpfish Artist: Erik Nielsen Date: ca. 1896-1897 Material: porcelain Source: Museum of Applied Arts, Budapest

good morning to fat bitches and furry porn artists and transgender women who are actually 2-8 individuals in a trench coat. and everyone else i guess

What's up girlypop? Queenie once again

the french beatles

girl of the stars

much like the titular monkey man I too would ingest hallucinogenic powder if encouraged to by a transgender woman

straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.

"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!

"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands

Look how they massacred my boy

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.