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Hubert: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?
Ferdinand : I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?
Edelgard: And you just ran away?!
Hubert: I didn't expect them to flirt back!
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Kiran, about Alfonse: I’d walk through hell and back for that man
Kiran: And I have!
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Hubert: I'd do anything for you, Ferdinand. I'd kill for you.
Hubert: Please, ask me to kill for you-
Ferdinand: No, Hubert
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Edelgard: I just found out from Shez today that when Hubert died and the service did the 21-gun salute at his funeral, Monica said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.”
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my sister @nia23 made something hilarious out of our tiktok conversations
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Sylvain: Am I in trouble?
Ingrid: Take a guess.
Sylvain: No?
Ingrid: Take another guess.
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Hubert: I could have anyone here, except
Hubert: I'm extraordinarily socially inept
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Sylvain having some self doubt : I'm so useless.
Felix : No, you're not.
Felix : You can be used as a bad example.
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quite literally anyone: "hey! dimitri! could you help me with this?"
dimitri: "sorry, I'm busy at the moment"
anyone: [whips out cheese string]
dimitri: 👀👀👀
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Claude: The next time Edelgard is angry with me, I'll drape her in a cape and say "now you're super angry"
Claude: Maybe she'll laugh, maybe I'll die
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Sylvain : Do you love me?
Felix: We’re literally married.
Sylvain : Yeah, but as friends or—
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Saizo: when we got married I gave my wife a magical whistle that only I can hear. When she blows on it I appear by her side immediately. It's very useful when she needs assistance in battle
Saizo: *disappears*
Saizo: *reappears with a handful of goldfish*
Saizo: she needed my help getting her favorite snacks from the top shelf
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Ferdinand, looking for his shirt: Hey, has anyone seen my top?
Dorothea: Hubie is in the kitchen.
Linhardt: spits out his water
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Edelgard: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Hilda periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’
Edelgard: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
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