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Dimitri: I don't have a workout routine.
Byleth: Then where does this superhuman strength of yours come from?
Dimitri: Years of carrying the weight of my sins on my shoulders.
Dedue: Your Highness, no-
#fe16#fe3h#fire emblem#fire emblem three houses#dimitri fe3h#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#dedue molinaro#fe3h dedue#shitpost#fe3h shitpost
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fe3h characters as shitposts: part one
#fe3h#fire emblem three houses#byleth eisner#linhardt von hevring#sothis#claude von riegan#hubert von vestra#felix fraldarius#sylvain jose gautier#dorothea arnault#ferdinand von aegir#edelgard von hresvelg#caspar von bergliez#fe3h shitpost#adrestian bagels
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#the savescum date one is based off of what i did during my fe3wh playthrough#and i used sylvain's school sprite because that's how i had him during it and i refuse to acknowledge that his hopes hairstyle exists#fire emblem three houses#fe3h meme#fe3h shitpost#fe3h incorrect quotes#hilda valentine goneril#dorothea arnault#sylvain jose gautier#flayn#felix hugo fraldarius#ferdinand von aegir#edelgard von hresvelg#dedue molinaro#ingrid brandl galatea#seteth#hubert von vestra#shez#annette fantine dominic#leonie pinelli#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#claude von reigen
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The Garreg Mach Discord call
#fire emblem#nintendo#fire emblem three houses#fe3h#fe3h shitpost#edelgard von hresvelg#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#claude von riegan#yuri leclerc#source: alpha betas#fe16#blue lions#black eagles#golden deer#ashen wolves
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Sylvain: Quick, give me something blunt!
Mercedes: You have a hard time trusting people due to your experiences with your brother!
Sylvain: An object, Mercedes!
#mercie deserves some shenanigans too#fire emblem#fire emblem three houses#sylvain jose gautier#mercedes von bartels#mercedes von martritz#blue lions#fe3h#fe three houses#fe3h incorrect quotes#fe3h shitpost#incorrect quotes
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Turning unhinged quotes from my DnD group into Three Houses dialogue to stop myself from looking up Three Hopes spoilers before my copy ships
#fe3h shitpost#fe three houses#fire emblem three houses#fire emblem incorrect quotes#Fe3h incorrect quotes#fe16#Fe3h#black eagles#fire emblem black eagles#linhardt von hevring#petra macneary#edelgard von hresvelg#caspar fire emblem#claude von riegan#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#Fodlan frames#hilda valentine goneril#edelgard#caspar von bergliez#dorothea arnault#Please ignore my be favoritism I tried v hard to mitigate it#Unsuccessfully as usual#No Claudes were harmed in the making of this post#He did not fuck the rat king#Anyways be prepared to see like twenty of these posts for the next three days#Bc the amnt of effort it takes to restrain myself from looking up Claude villain arc spoilers? Unreal#mine
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Edelgard: it’s time I come out
Dimitri: we all know you’re gay
Edelgard: no dimitri I’m the flame emperor
Dimitri:
#fe3h#fire emblem three houses#fe16#fe3h shitpost#feh#fire emblem#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#edelgard von hresvelg#blue lions#black eagles
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#fe3h shitpost#fe3h meme#fe3h#fire emblem three houses#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#felix hugo fraldarius#this is very low effort but I threw it together a while back in case it hasn’t been done ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ#dimilix on the brain lately
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The names of Hero’s Relics are so funny to me because they’re all super fancy names except for a select few like:
Dimitri: This is ✨ Areadbhar ✨
Ingrid: This is Luin 💚 💖
Felix: This is the Sword of Moralta and Shield of Aegis 💅
Sylvain: This is a lance i kill shit with!!!
#fe3h#fe3h shitpost#sylvain jose gautier#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#ingrid brandl galatea#felix hugo fraldarius#fe3h memes
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Patricide with the bestie
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fe3h characters as shitposts: part two
(part one)
#fe3h#fire emblem three houses#fe3h memes#fe3h shitpost#linhardt von hevring#caspar von bergliez#ferdinand von aegir#hubert von vestra#ferdibert#edelgard von hresvelg#my black eagles favoritism is showing-#adrestian bagels
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#fire emblem three houses#fe3h meme#fe3h shitpost#fe3h incorrect quotes#yuri leclerc#sylvain jose gautier#byleth eisner#mercedes von martritz#dedue molinaro#lorenz hellman gloucester#claude von reigen#bernadetta von varley#jeralt eisner#sothis#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#catherine#raphael kirsten
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Its my personal opinion that
shez hates the many awful parents in fe3h & few3h more than their kids do
shez wants to solve everybodys problems
shez is down with violence
and finally, shez only knows violence
#oh and 5. shez is EAGER#Not projecting at all btw definitely not#fe3h annette#fe3h art#fe3hopes#three hopes#three houses#fire emblem three houses#fire emblem three hopes#fe3h#fe3h shez#fe3h shitpost#annette fantine dominic#gilbert fe3h#art to shit your pants to
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Mercedes: Don't wish ill upon strangers.
Felix: Great advice but remember that if someone has slighted you they are no longer a stranger but an enemy. Hope this helps.
#fire emblem three houses#fire emblem#mercedes von bartels#mercedes von martritz#felix hugo fraldarius#blue lions#fe3h#fe three houses#fe3h incorrect quotes#fe3h shitpost#incorrect quotes
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