OKAY SO…
We’ve already had Sephiroth if he’s a Brit, right?
So what if he was an Australian.
No amount of terror Sephiroth instills into the populace will ever come close to the sheer irrational horror and awe that Australian wildlife inspires.
Also Sephiroth impaling Cloud is called "Tossin' him on the barbie" lmao
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Australia is a PLACE
Some snakes eat some crocodiles and some frogs eat some snakes
Spider frost EXISTS
Everything has the humongo version
And the ocean. The goddamn ocean?
So much shit in the ocean. Thinking armed anemones, blue-ringed octopuses, stonefish, box jellyfish, etc.
...This honestly makes the hc of Gongaga being the equivalent to Australia kinda funny. No wonder Zack's so fearless.
OKAY SO…
We’ve already had Sephiroth if he’s a Brit, right?
So what if he was an Australian.
No amount of terror Sephiroth instills into the populace will ever come close to the sheer irrational horror and awe that Australian wildlife inspires.
Also Sephiroth impaling Cloud is called "Tossin' him on the barbie" lmao
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......Wait, does this mean Cloud turns British when he gets 'possessed'
"Don't worreh, ain't death, 't's a bloody homecomin'."
Sephiroth, but he's British
Sephiroth giving one of his signature malicious Sephiroth monologues but absolutely no one can understand what he's saying.
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Random thought:
Imagine instead of getting Zack or Vincent or even Cid DLC
It's Sonon for some fuckin reason💀
It would never happen, and tbh I hope it doesn't, but it would be realllyyyy funny imo
"I hope you liked this sopping wet rag of a guy (/aff), because we're about to explore Deepground through him and the power of ✨️fate✨️"
It gets worse bc Sonon dies at the end AGAIN or it's just really ambiguous
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Assigning the FFVII party all a Glass Animal song (mostly based off vibes) bc they're one of my favorite bands + one of my favorite game casts <3
Cloud "Needs Ibuprofen" Strife- Youth
“I want you to be happy
Free to run, get dizzy on caffeine
Funny friends that make you laugh
And maybe you're just a little bit dappy
Fly
Feel your mother at your side
Don't you know you got my eyes?
I'll make you fly
You'll be happy all the time
I know you can make it right”
Tifa "Just Wants Someone To Support HER For Once" Lockhart- Pools
“We float before the sea at dusk
In heavy mist, in glitter dust
I smile before I want to
I smile because you want to
We sip the wind through lips of lust
And out it comes, warm wisps of love
I smile because I want to
I smile because you want to"
Aerith "May Have A Folding Chair" Gainsborough- Helium
“My momma said their used to be white pyramids
They float above the sand they're slowly sinking in
Are our foundations destined to keep crumbling
Just 'cause we started this with zero innocence?”
Barret "Dad Of The Year" Wallace- Agnes
“Agnes, just stop and think a minute
Why don't you light that cigarette and
Calm down now stop and breathe a second
Go back to the very beginning
Can't you see what was different then?
You were just popping Percocet
Maybe just four a week at best
Maybe a smoke to clear the head”
Nanaki "Goodest Boy" aka Red XIII - Solar Power
“I hate the winter, can't stand the cold
I tend to cancel all the plans
But when the heat comes, something takes a hold
Can I kick it? Yeah, I can”
Cait "Just A Little Guy" Sith- Walla Walla
“I bet I can make you smile
In the pools of moonlight
Watch this little trick of mine
Say with me this tiny rhyme”
(Bonus) Reeve "Tumblr Sexyman Contender" Tuesti- Cocoa Hooves
“Come on you hermit
You never fight back
Why don't you play with bows and arrows?
Why don't you dance like
You're sick in your mind?
Why don't you set your wings on fire?”
Vincent "Barbie Girl Waist" Valentine- The Other Side of Paradise
“Bye bye baby blue
I wish you could see the wicked truth
Caught up in a rush, it's killing you
Screaming at the sun, you blow into
Curled up in a grip when we were us
Fingers in a fist like you might run
I settle for a ghost I never knew
Superparadise I held on to
But I settle for a ghost”
Cid "!&#%?^@" Highwind- Hot Sugar
“So cool but we don't talk
Hotels and alcohol
Pool paintings on the wall
Hot rubber on the tar”
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Thanks for the tag!
@deepgrounded @shadowsageingempress + anyone that wants to join <3
Starting another tag game once again mbti version
*if you don't know your mbti you can just choose the one that matches you the most!
Tagging - @slytherinshua , @blue-jisungs , @seokminded , @mangocustard16 , @aaniag , @addicsvt , @etherealyoungk , @eternalgyu , @welcometomyoasis , @weird-bookworm , @fairyhaos , @wheeboo , @seuonji , @kkooongie , + everyone else who wants to join!!!
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