#to spite his father Damian somehow got batcow into the picture too
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Family photo shoot:
What do mean ‘Fancier’. THIS JACKET DOESN’T EVEN HAVE BLOOD ON IT
Tim there is a coffee stain on your shirt. Please go change it.
DAMIAN JERRY THE TURKEY CAMNOT BE IN THIS PHOTOGRAPH
HE IS MORE MY FAMILY THAN DRAKE IS
Dick if you tear your tuxedo on the chandeli-
*Crash*
Cassandra, Damian, you both look wonderful. STEPHANIE DO NOT COME HERE WITH THAT- NO
WE NEED THE WORLD TO BELIEVE THAT WE ARE A FUNCTIONAL FAMILY PLEASE AT LEAST PRETEND
The photographer: 0_0
After:
Tim you look like a constipated horse
Do not insult horses that way Todd
ALFRED
Dammit Cass you look like a Model
BRUCE ARE YOU ON DRUGS
No that insane look is the STRESS I get from all of YOU
WHO DREW A MUSTACHE ON ME HOW LONG HAD IT BEEN THERE
Take it again I blinked
#the only people who looked sane were Alfred and cass#both are absolute menaces#and duke but dick sneezed and covered half his face by mistake#Tim was sleep deprived#Jason had better things to do#to spite his father Damian somehow got batcow into the picture too#babs had this ‘im so done with you all’ look on her face#batfam#batman#cassandra cain#batfamily#robin#batman family#damian wayne#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#bruce wayne#duke thomas#barbara gordon#batgirl
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