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losersage · 2 months

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There is something generally wrong with me

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#loser #help #mental health #i literally cant function #but idk #maybe #im just crazy #i hate my friends #social interaction #make me wanna die #i love the gays #homura akemi #madoka kamane #puella magi madoka magica #goddess madoka

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mysterygrl20 · 28 days

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how am I supposed to be a functional adult when things™️ are happening on the internet

#im supposed to be working today #these gays are trying to murder me #gay things are happening #and I cannot function

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strugglingatart · 29 days

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Funny, but not funny haha, funny weird that despite Gorgug being the one who has canonically kissed a guy that somehow Fabian, who only has expressed interest in women is the definitively gay™ to some of y'all

#listen it's FINE to headcannon shit #but the specific way some of y'all talk about Fabian and him def being gay #or being too queer to function or whatever #makes me extremely uncomfortable #and it's not everyone I swear #but it's bearing problematic stereotyping and bi erasure in many posts and I'm starting to hate that head cannon #sorry to those of you who are normal #also straight people are allowed to be obssesed with their friends(or queer ppl are allowed to be obsessed w friends and it not be a crush #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy

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markantonys · 3 months

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#these are only my own opinions of course! and my semi-joking opinions at that. SEMI-joking.#i was at a total loss for the functional gay and then i was like 'you know what? gay loial why not'#but all the other ones came to me Instantly #wot #wot on prime #the wheel of time

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babblingeccentric · 7 months

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Sanji + gender play (fem reader) for kinktober! Wanna ride him while he's all dolled up in lingerie with a vibrator in his ass 🤤

I didn't quite capture the letter of your request but I think I at least got the spirit. I wrote this in half an hour tipsy on mulled cider and I think I got possessed by the spirit of a novel writer from the 1860s

Kinktober 5: Gender Play, Sanji/Reader

Contains: Sanji's fucked up thoughts on gender, feminization, humiliation, lingerie, cross dressing, hand jobs

The kitchen door is locked, and most have gone to bed. But here on one of the chairs Sanji sits disheveled and full of shame and lust. You’ve removed his tie and jacket a long time ago, and tugged open his shirt and slacks to the soft sweet prize that’s been waiting for you all day beneath stiff wool.

It’s a set of lacy pink underwear, a matching bra and panty set that you bought with Sanji under the pretext of wearing it yourself. So consumed by thoughts of you in lacy bralettes and bikinis spinning through his head Sanji had neglected to notice they didn’t match your measurements (which he had of course memorized, as any good shopping companion should).

The long hours since you had connived him into the set this morning with soft kisses and softer touches had become tortuous, with Sanji hyper aware of the soft lace against his cock, and then comfortably forgetting, before swells of guilt at the thought that he was so little a man he could forget such a humiliation sweeping over him in turns throughout the day.

Finally, finally, you had come flouncing into his kitchen long after the dishes were done, eyes full of mischief to offer relief to him.

And that’s how he had ended up here, eyes tearing as you stood between his legs softly stroking his cock through delicate pink panties until he came and soaked them through as you called him, “Good girl~”

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camelspit · 9 months

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idk sokeefe just feels like the kind of ship that should never go canon. like spirk. do you get it.

#let me. elaborate a bit.#i just think that. one of the big draws to sokeefe was when people didnt know if they really would be canon #especially when keefe was still more a background character #and a lot of sokeefe comes from the fact that they werent canon until stellarlune! people could do whatever they wanted with them #and even up until unlocked it was never explicitly stated that keefe liked sophie. just heavily implied.#and sophies feelings could have gone either way for forever.#theyre the kind of ship that should never be canon and just be so heavily implied that it drives people insane. do you understand.#like in straight media when gay ships can be heavily implied but they wont flat out say theyre canon #thats them! that should be sokeefe!#they function the best when they are not canon #kotlc

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incelq · 6 months

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I hope you can forgive me, my darling brother

#yeah i’m back #elquackity qalex twins make me crazyyyyy crazy stupid #btw loving all the elquackity religious art OH BROTHER #purgatory did things for annoying gay people like me #alex #doodles #elquackity #qsmp #quackity #elquackity fanart #quackity fanart #qsmp fanart #qsmp purgatory #when the religious twins pull up to the function and pull some shit like this oh hell nah 💀

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midnights-dragon · 6 months

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Crowley would hug Aziraphale from behind and rest his head on his shoulder send post

#sorry for goodomensposting it will happen again #me when i go nonverbal at the family function and go on tumblr to post about gay angels and demons #good omens #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens text post #good omens fluff

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evieswritingblog · 7 months

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I don't think it's a coincidence that I realised I wasn't straight around the same time that I entered the marauders fandom. I mean, have you seen these women?? I'm literally here as a lonely pathetic teenage girl, giggling and twirling my hair over fictional women from the 70s.

On that note, these women are so underrated in the fandom. I'm not saying that the dudes shouldn't get appreciation, but my girls need to be recognised more ‼️

Love the marauder's girlies, would marry any of them in an instant (yes any, they are all so <3)

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covenofthearticulate · 1 month

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love how the show was like “no we’re changing the race of the main character to do some deep social commentary instead of the bad dirty racist books!" and then hinges their entire marketing on undermining his narrative, discrediting his story, and making a different race-changed poc into a villain (but for different reasons than he was in the book lmao)

the "who can be trusted with louis' story?" and it's pictures of two white men and an Evil Muslim like. bitch are you actually kidding me.

#THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE ORIGINAL NOVEL WAS A VICTIM OF ABUSE FINDING HIS OWN AGENCY AND RECLAIMING HIS NARRATIVE #HINGING YOUR ENTIRE MARKETING CAMPAIGN ON ~UNRELIABLE NARRATION~ IS A REALLY BAD LOOK WHEN THE NARRATOR IN QUESTION #IS A BLACK MAN WHO IS ALREADY SYSTEMICALLY UNDERMINED AND STRIPPED OF AGENCY #AND ALSO GASLIT AND EMOTIONALLY/PHYSICALLY ABUSED IN ALL OF HIS INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS!!!#WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!!!#IT'S GIVING 'DISCREDIT THE VICTIM' VIBES #PLEASE I KNOW NO ONE HAS A FUNCTIONING BRAIN CELL ON THE WRITING STAFF BUT LIKE. MY GOD.#sorry sorry i'll shut up now. sometimes i just randomly see a piece of marketing for s2 and it sends me into a blind rage #fellas is it gay to lie down with the devil

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freakylilnutjob · 2 years

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Osemanverse Alignment Chart

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doctorcurdlejr · 3 days

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Also kinda hate how certain lgbt books get grouped together like nothing wrong with a beach read but Ari and Dante gets tossed around so much by white people who fail to ever spend time thinking about the other massive themes related to racism and classism in that book... But whatever I digress...

#was huge to me as a gay latine teenager with like no rep at the time. lol..anyways...#and while I'm at it people are weird about YA in general on here like it's for teens and genuinely does serve a developmental function #a day in the life

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finncakes · 1 year

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it's 2:30am and i have insomnia so i did this instead of sleeping so uh. here have my ashrym playlist.

#ashrym #another ashrym tag exclusive girls!!!!!#its too dark rn to work on commissions so. i will indulge myself.#plus it's been a minute.#remember how i said i don't post much ship art?#this is true until i find a ship that makes me go insane #congrats to this gay ass rock and short king.#this is all written in a barely functional 2am insanity so. if i am making 0 sense ....Well #yes i put sk8r boy as the first song #also i'll probably constantly fuck around with it. and may lock it again #noone needs to know i live like this

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tempestat-ignis · 1 year

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Yeah, the gays stood no chance after this opening scene-

#gays went feral #i haven't slept since #my gay came out and my hoe followed #she made me go bottom #larissa weems #principal weems #gwendoline christie #wednesday #wednesday 2022 #too gay to function

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sappho-favourite-pupil · 25 days

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Me on Tumblr: *pretends to be super smooth and flirty and open about her sexuality and stuff*

Me in real life: *blushes because the cute waitress smiled at her, even thought being nice to customers is literally part of her job, and isn't able to speak for the next minutes*

#lesbian #dykeposting #sappho would be proud of me #based on a true story #the gay panic makes me- 🥵#like i forget how to breathe #and how to speak #and how to function as a human being

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siphonocore · 3 months

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The flesh.. the rot.. divinity buttressing free will.. reconciling your humanity with your purpose.. body horror and cruelty as symbolic of twisted devotion... whispers of the past augmented by the Flesh and the beasts that lurk within.. loyalty in the form of objectification, control over a doomed subject.. you are made to control and you are made to be controlled and you despise it.. ough

#these two are. SO similar #they are the same creature to me. the same writhing beast of flesh and sinew #Benji is like if the divinity of FALKE and the devotion of ELSTER were just a wee lad who is dying #like im so sorry the demiurge did this to y'all #anyway i think i should stop talking for now because i am so not normal about this #signalis #hell followed with us #me when there's body horror and gay people at the function #also i feel like the demographic of this post is. basically just me

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