personally, if i was a single father who realized i was teaching my son how to weaponize the big brown eyes he inherited from me to cheat on girls i would stop cheating on the women in my life in my desperate attempt to hold onto the toxic waste remains of what may have once been called a decent go at heterosexuality and just start giving tongue to the best friend i co-parent with. but that's just my two cents

living in Boston while being a fan of Greater Boston is so funny sometimes. this weekend i was on a food tour in the North End for a friend's birthday, and in between restaurants, our guide was pointing out filming locations used in various Ben Affleck movies and also described Matt Damon as Affleck's "very good friend — no, his best friend" and i had to take a reality check for a moment.

The Bad Batch and grocery shopping:

Hunter: has a grocery list (items in random order based on when a need was noted), but tends to take his time and meander, gets everything on the list plus a bunch of stuff that wasn't. Pretty much the only member of the team who actually likes shopping.

Echo: has a grocery list for a week's worth of supplies to keep everything fresher, tends to stick to the list but occasionally something else might catch his eye. Items on the list are usually grouped based on the general section of the store they would be located in, but he usually ends up backtracking at least twice during a shopping trip.

Tech: has the entire layout of the store memorized and therefore the items on his (also memorized) list are in order based on location (right to left, up one aisle and down the next). Internally seethes when the store dares to reorganize and change its layout. At first his brothers thought he would go for online shopping but he never does because he prefers to select the items (especially produce) himself. Easily the most efficient shopper out of all of them.

Wrecker: never uses a list. Doesn't use a cart, either - after all, he can just carry it all. Ends up forgetting at least half the items needed, but since it doesn't really bother him to go shopping he doesn't mind making multiple trips.

Crosshair: HATES grocery shopping. Hates it with a passion. Online shopping is just barely on the decent side of tolerable, but when the meilooruns that are delivered are too ripe he swears off online shopping for a few weeks.

Omega: just likes hanging out with her brothers, even if it's at the store. Adapts her own style to match whoever she is shopping with in order to best help them out.

*At the school drop off* Buck: Have a great day, buddy! See you at home later, alright? Then we'll go to the exhibit today like we planned right after. Eddie, arm around Buck's waist, practically cuddling in public: Yeah, Buck here's been real excited about spending our day off together today, so don't hang out too late with your friends, alright? Chris, the only one aware of all the staring from the other parents and his friends: You both are embarrassing. Embarrassing! Stop doing this when you drop me off together!

My 💕Valentine’s Le Creuset💕collection is growing

A day in the House of Hope - all perspectives

Pov: When you have a love hate relationship with your enemy and you want to show it in the passive aggressive way (feat Optimus prime)

a day in the life of a little cookie man (part 1)

One day I'll attack Ryan Murphy like a feral dog before his nonbinary assistant can shoot me down with tranquilizers

Sir James Paul McCartney: »So you know the holes became… instead of holes in the road, it became a synonym for people.« Paul Muldoon: »Right… absence, kind of…« Sir James Paul McCartney: »No, just assholes.«

McCartney: A Life in Lyrics, ep. A Day in the Life

Paul McCartney having the time of his life during the recording of A Day In The Life, February 10, 1967.

Librarian: Christopher, lovely to see you again. Chris: Hello Mrs. Keen! I'll check this book out today, please! Librarian: Let's see here..."The Ultimate Guide for Gay Dads"...oh my, is your dad finally tying the knot with that lovely Buck of his? Chris: Not yet, but he will be. He already bought a ring, I went with him yesterday. Librarian, chuckles: Well, tell them congratulations for me when it happens.

🤎 oi

Snowy day at our little house. I’m clearing off the cars and shoveling snow to clear our walkway. The Hot Wife is cleaning the house. I’m gonna go for a hike through the woods later this afternoon.

A damn fine day!

Gortash's life features far too many meetings: