CONTENT WARNING
Drinking (NOT UNDERAGE)
some cussing
I do not condone underage drinking, the characters are all of the legal drinking age here
Also, a reminder for everyone to be aware of your alcohol intake limits
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Casey: Hey What’s up guys, my name’s Casey Jones and I’m the best friend- no best MAN of the groom, and this is my first drink
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Casey: I’M CASEY EFFING JONES AND THIS IS MY DRINK!! I FORGOT TO COUNT THEM BUT WHO CARES *leans back on the balcony rail, proceeds to lose his balance and fall* FUC-!!
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Karai: Hello, I’m Karai, older sister of the groom and this is my first drink
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Karai: Hi, I’m Karai, this is my 13th drink, and I’m not even tipsy *she says with a totally believable expression, her face completely red, and words mushing together*
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Mikey: HELLO EVERYBODY, THE NAME’S MIKEY, I’M THE YOUNGEST BROTHER OF THE GROOM, AND THIS IS MY FIRST DRINK
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Mikey: I’M MIKEY, I’M ON MY 9th FXCKING DRINK AND I’M GOING TO DO A TOTALLY AWESOME FLIP OFF OF THIS TABLE *gets up on top of the table, and attempts to do a flip, knocking the whole table over, but somehow still landing on his feet*
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Shinigami: My name’s Shinigami, I’m one of the bridesmaids, and this is my first drink
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Shinigami: Shinigami here, I’m on my 5th drink, I don’t want to drink too much, I want to remember every embarrassing things all the people at this wedding are doing
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April: Um hii, I’m April, friend of the groom, and this is my first drink
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April: I’m April, uhhh, yeah, I’m April *giggling* and iii’m on my..third? fourth? *cackling* I don't even know!! *she’s swaying, holding half of her 4th drink*
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Donnie: My name is Donnie, I'm the second youngest brother of the groom, and this is my first drink
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Donnie: *is unconscious on the table, surrounded by empty cups and shot glasses*
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Leo: Hi! I'm Leo, older brother of the groom and this is my first drink
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Leo: *on stage, holding a microphone and finishing his speech* so, I was asked how drunk I am, like how many drinks i've had, and let me just say… not enough *laughs in emotionally exhausted*
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Raph: 'sup, my name's Raph, I'm the groom, this is my first drink
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Raph: *yelling & crying* I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE SAID YES WHEN I ASKED HER TO MARRY ME, I LOVE HER SO MUCH, SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL!! *stares at Mona Lisa who's standing 6 feet away from him* …wait, what was the question?
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Mona Lisa: Greetings, I am Y'gythgba, the bridge, and this is the first drink I'll be having tonight
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Mona: hello again, I'm Y'gythba and I'm about to drink my 15th drink, while I juggle these three swords *throws the swords up in the air, only to have them get suck in the ceiling, drinks her shot anyway*
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Raph: Fine! Judge me all you want for my crush on Mona Lisa but…
Raph, pointing at Donnie: Stuck in the friend zone.
Raph, pointing at Mikey: Fell in love with a lesbian and a girl from another time period.
Raph, pointing at April: Struggles to understand her own feelings for her best friend.
Raph, pointing at Casey: Stuck in a love triangle.
Raph, pointing at Leo: AND FELL IN LOVE WITH HIS OWN SISTER!!
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