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gale-gentlepenguin · 5 months

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Movie!Gabriel saw Adrien as his son.

Show!Gabriel saw Adrien as a keepsake of Emilie.

This isn’t speculation, this is not a headcanon.

It is 100% fact.

The show writers may say otherwise, but that means nothing because it’s not what is conveyed.

#miraculous ladybug #ml #ml spoilers #im not being critical #I’m being objective #this isn’t salt #this is the truth #watch the show #watch the movie #and it’s clear what each Gabriel values

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lifblogs · 5 months

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Surprised that ao3commentoftheday still doesn’t seem to understand the popularity discussion.

#this isn’t salt #i’m just surprised

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phantom-of-the-keurig · 3 months

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“Unmmmm there’s NO evidence Kamino CULLED clones who were different that would be MEAN and no clones were decommissioned it doesn’t exist!!”

Begging y’all to think before you speak please 😭 these are direct screenshots from the canon wiki, and I even have the actual source book where these come from

#I don’t like a lot of the popular fanon either BUT DEAR GOD DO SOME RESEARCH FIRST PLEASE #be ffr #sw salt #clone troopers #clones #sw tcw #star wars canon #I’m very very petty about what is current canon and what isn’t so don’t @ me lol #smooth brained individuals do not interact

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blue-likethebird · 9 months

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The explanation for why totk’s story is so Not Great and how disconnected from its predecessor it feels being that the devs didn’t want to alienate new players who didn’t know anything about botw’s story just falls apart the more I think about it. Nothing from this stupid half a plot works unless the player is familiar with specific details from the better games that came before it.

The believability of Link and Zelda’s connection to each other hinges on you knowing about the nuance of their relationship in botw. The ancient sages fighting with the champions’ arms and divine beast helms will only be impactful to botw/aoc players because totk doesn’t bother to explain the significance of that callback at all. Fi’s cameo is meaningless unless you either got every memory in botw or finished the master trial dlc (and know about her from skyward sword). You’ll only get the full context of Teba being sidelined in favour of a 12-year old if you played a specific chapter of Age of Calamity’s second DLC. Like sorry but I think Nintendo just made a bad story tbh

#bluebird.txt #salt of the kingdom #totk critical #yes i do think aoc is better than totk and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t #and In what universe is tarrey town common knowledge among non-fans while the divine beasts are a complete mystery #the mcu-ification of Zelda #also the champions’ weapons and sages’ helmets can’t believe I forgot about those!#if you’d never encountered anything from botw and wanted to know who Revali was after seeing the great eagle bow description #or you wanted to know why the Zora sage wore a helmet shaped like an elephant #you’d be shit outta luck unless you googled that information bc totk sure won’t tell you

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miraculousdeservesbetter2024 · 4 months

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“OMG! CHLOE TREATS HER FATHER SO TERRIBLY!” 😣

And I understand that!

However, Andre’s a grown adult man, not a freaking baby nor a little boy who needs his father’s approval anymore.

He’s the one who brought her into the world, enabled Chloe, spoiled her rotten, GAVE HER he privileges (the same ones Thomas claims she had), and set a bad example for her. HE put himself into the situation, so HE’S the one that has to deal with it. If you ask me, he needs to grow a spine and do his job as a father instead of expecting everyone to pity him for the bad mistakes that HE made lol 😂

#I mean don’t whine about it Andre #DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT #SOMETHING that doesn’t require you basically disowning your own daughter just because she has behavioral issues #The problem isn’t only he was a corrupt politician #it’s also he’s a bad father and a bad role model for Chloe #He could’ve just started over with both Zoe and Chloe and be there for both of them!#miraculous ladybug #ml #mlb #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #miraculousbeezcentral #chloe bourgeois #zoe lee #andre bourgeois #andre salt #Thomas self insert

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werepires · 3 months

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Destiel “feels like the writers wanted it but the characters didn’t” is…. An incredible take to read on here how on Earth did you get to that conclusion on tumblr dot com

#historical revisionism against destiel strikes again <3 #btw this isn’t even salt I’m cackling #the writers wanted destiel soooo bad but Castiel said no actually I am straight #txt

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darkxsoulzyx · 1 year

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DAKOTA TRUTH VIRUS AU WOOOOOOOO

TW: Swearing, Threats, Mentions of Trauma (?)

Unfiltered Dakota isn’t good lolol

They try to have a clear head and give everyone the benefit of the doubt… but when there is a virus that makes all of your first thoughts a reality, theeeeeen things get a bit messy :)

Truth virus was made by @garbagechocolate !! Go check them out, they're super cool!! ^^

#truth virus of itself isn’t canon to Dakotas main story #but some of the stuff they talked about is #it’s just heightened #so take everything you hear Dakota say with a hint of salt haha #this virus would probably just ruin their relationships with people period #dakota #fnaf #fnaf fandom #fnaf oc #fnaf y/n #fnaf daycare au #fnaf au #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf daycare oc #into the y/n verse

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dionysusbisexual · 1 year

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#Benjamin Sisko #this isn’t rigged.#ds9 #Star Trek #Star Trek ds9 #deep space nine #ben sisko #salt #polls

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luthanraels-bignaturals · 6 months

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most ghostbusters fans are pretty chill, but some of you mischaracterize Ray as being only bubbly childlike and naive, and Egon just becomes Sheldon from big bang theory. like how do you receive significantly better autism rep from a fucking 80s movie than most modern day media, and choose to revert to stereotypes????

#egon does miss social cues on occasion- he does sometimes not understand what peoples intentiions are when talking to him but like…#he does know what sarcasm and humor is. he is funny intentionally a lot… he doesn’t even have that many issues with sarcasm #and he isn’t unfriendly or an asshole either you guys some times just write him like that #and ray is a grown man not a bubbly naïve infant???#did you guys forget his ghost bj fantasy #he’s a grown man #ghostbusters #egon spengler #ray stantz #autism rep #ghostbusters 1984 #salt

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nixthelapin · 2 months

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A Jekyll&Hyde type akuma whose power is to bring out a hidden or repressed part of your personality (but like, making two of you instead of switching in one body), and when Chat gets hit suddenly there’s both “normal” Chat (I’ll get to that in a sec) and Cat Walker/Patte de Velours at the same time.

(Cue Ladybug freaking out upon learning they’re the same person)

“Normal” Chat looks the same, but is just a bit more intense (since this is Adrien’s way of “letting loose” to not be how he is as a civilian, he’s not too different, but because of the split he does lose some usual traits). I.e. *heavily* flirting with LB, going at it with the puns, more agressive and impulsive with the akuma, doesnt like following orders (especially with the remaining feelings of anger towards the partnership being put further into question as LB prefers CW), heart on his sleeve

Cat Walker is also not super different to the episode he was in, but is also more intense thanks to the akuma: all business- no nonsense, doesn’t laugh at jokes (even in a “I’ll laugh if you want” way, like in Kuroneko), cordial to LB, follows LB’s orders to a T (to the point of not making his own decisions in battle), calm and collected (almost emotionless, even with that plastered smile)

CN starts to hate CW as the fight goes on, because LB seems to prefer him (and she’s understandably getting annoyed with CN’s impulsivity). CN gets territorial, saying that he’s LB’s partner. CW: “then why did she replace you with me?” (Man, look at all the self hatred in Adrien’s psyche!)

So CN runs off and leaves them alone to fight the akuma. This ticks LB off even more, but she has an akuma to deal with- and she has CW- so she lets him go.

As the fight goes on, some of the same issues from Kuroneko occur, so she also gets frustrated with CW too.

Since he’s acting more extreme than normal (more like someone awaiting orders than a partner due to the Jekyll&Hyde thing), it causes more problems (like him waiting for her decisions leaving openings where he could’ve done something proactive)

She actually blows up at him, asking why he didn’t do anything (“I was waiting for you to tell me the plan!”), and she says he should be able to think on his own, he doesn’t need her to tell him everything, but- “I thought I was just being what you wanted.”

(He’s shocked and genuinely hurt- though it’s still pretty quiet emotion, subdued and apologetic)

And that’s when it clicks for her what becoming CW was back in Kuroneko. He was molding himself for her. And this version of CW is even more of that. She realizes just how much CN suppresses, not just for her, but for everyone- why else would this be a major aspect of his personality?

(Also, Patte de Velours? Velvet Paw? That’s basically saying he’s been declawed. Yikes.)

She makes CN get his butt back to the fight (or she finds him- he may have been doing something while away like talking with someone, maybe Alya or Nino, or Luka). CN and CW argue more, with insults. Then she goes on a whole rant/lecture to them about how important they both are, both to her and to each other, how they are one person, and their traits are both important, but each extreme is not great. Ex: instinct/impulse and service/obedience (the key is self control, so that your emotions aren’t controlling you, but neither is another person). He is allowed to be both! Neither personality is bad, and hating one is just hating himself- he can’t just reject a fundamental part of himself.

She makes them agree to work together to defeat the akuma. It’s awkward at first, but they get a rhythm by seeing where each one is needed in the plan (LB does still do that, but how they follow is more fluid now). Two cataclysms now! Yay! (Maybe they used their powers already and have to de transform, and they see themselves as Adrien- the same one, not different, and it gets through their skulls. Idk I’m spitballing).

They have a quick talk between the two about accepting each other, it won’t be easy, I’m nervous, we’ll be okay (“yeah, I think we will :)”), etc.

Ends with them combining back with the ladybug cure. Surprise! His outfit is combined too! (Honestly, I just want the ponytail with the fluffy hair)

LB and CN have a talk after recharging about everything. CN apologizes for lying about CW and explains why and how he did it. LB didn’t realize how much he hid. She never meant for him to change or hate parts of himself. He thought she didn’t like the CN parts of him, but LB promises that isn’t true. She admits she did get… annoyed, but never hate! She loves both sides of him. Besides, CW didn’t work out that first time, remember? (Though she very much leaves out her intense crushing being the deciding factor there)

CN admits he feels more, well, not whole, exactly, he’s actually still pretty uncertain about what all this means for “who he is,” but… he can at least say he feels less like he has to perform all the time. He loves being Chat Noir, but he is exaggerating a bit when he transforms, in part to be not like his civilian life. He tells her he’s not like that as a civilian, but he’s also not like Cat Walker. But he’s not really sure who “he” is yet. (What I’m getting at is Oblivio!Adrien- dorky, but not over the top, in love, trusts his lady to make the plan, but is still proactive, etc.)

LB says that’s okay, he doesn’t have to figure it out right away. But she’ll be there to help him figure it out.

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validpseudonym · 8 months

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Jewish vampire friends to lovers romance where the vampire gets turned and his food scientist bestie works their absolute ass off to figure out which compounds/substances within blood nourish vampires so that they can engineer a kosher alternative (like Beyond Beef but for blood). The friend makes a breakthrough discovery (cruelty-free, kosher, vegetarian blood substitute) that ends up allowing vampires to come forward and stop living in the shadows… And all the while, our vampire buddy is YEARNING SO BAD and has no idea that the food scientist is yearning back because of how accidentally aloof (read: autistic) they can come off sometimes (as well as the level of social anxiety they’ve got causing them to avoid Mr. Vampy sometimes out of fear of rejection. Because they also love him.)

#jumblr #vampire #romance #writing #jewish #writing ideas #I was having a convo with my friend who didn’t realize that kosher salt doesn’t mean that the salt is kosher #it means that the salt is the kind that is used for kashering #and then explained that it’s because blood isn’t kosher etc.#and then this popped into my head and i couldn’t keep it to myself

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ramshackledtrickster · 1 year

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Wow another adult animated show headed by people who don’t know jack shit about the medium and then calls animation inferior and throws their artists under the bus and calls the audience stupid for watching animated media and thinking the only thing worthwhile about adult animation is making it gross and shocking and going “this isn’t like your Saturday morning cartoons haha you fucking idiot” while actually good animated shows with some level of maturity and respect for their audience gets axed left and right

Disappointed but not surprised in the slightest

#looking at you Velma HBOMax #I couldn’t even finish the first episode it’s just so unfunny and poorly written #saw that gag abt adult animation floating around and it really grinds my gears so I made this post yeah #also I went into the show expecting a dark satire but it didn’t even deliver on the good satire part 90% of it is just #‘isn’t this trope stupid’ and doing it #there are deeper issues I have with this show but the animation angle is easier to post about I think #also woke up to the news of Dead End Paranormal Park getting axed #and thinking back to how Hbo max did Infinity Train #it’s just rubbing lemon juice and pouring salt over a wound y know #also can we get people who respect animation to head animated projects instead of this trend please…#same thing happened with Housebroken where the writers kept demanding last minute changes because they don’t understand that #you can’t ‘reshoot’ scenes in animation like you would live action #just treat your artists with some fucking respect it’s not that hard

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nomsfaultau · 5 months

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Adrenaline smells salty. Given Red’s constant presence, it is remarked that SCP Tommy smells like the ocean. This detail comes from The Blade, given he’s the one identifying people by scent.

This also means, since The Blade is from California, Tommy literally smells like home.

#I can’t remember if I’ve done this one or not oh well #bedrock bros #Actually Tommy mostly smells like fear but that’s less cute #tommyinnit #technoblade #scp tommyinnit #scp technoblade #fault au #sbi scp au #something to nom on #Yah salt isn’t really much of a scent but pig noses built different ok

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thatlonelycactus · 4 months

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Do YOU have GO brainrot??

Answer these questions to find out:

Do you think about the ineffable idiots atleast once a day?

Does GO live in your head rent free?

Have you recovered from the final 15min?

Have you rewatched GO? If so how many times?

Do you know any of the lines from the final 15?

Do you see them everywhere you go, even in totally unrelated situations and objects?

Does every song you listen to seem like it is from the POV of a Good Omens character?

If you answer “yes” to at least one of these questions it is highly likely that you have developed GO brainrot. If you have replied “yes” to the majority of not all of these questions then you definitely have it. Im sorry but there is nothing that you can do to save yourself now. You are beyond help, you are too deep into the brainrot.

#Dw I answered yes to all symptoms #There’s no saving us now #But alas #it isn’t too bad #(What am I talking about I nearly had a breakdown because someone moved the salt away from the pepper because I had projected #The ineffable husbands onto them)#Haha what are you talking about???#I don’t need help #everything is fine *nervous sweat*#good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce #good omens shitpost #good omens brainrot

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archangelslollipop · 5 months

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“this is my roman empire. that is my roman empire.” you know what’s mine?

DADNETO STORYLINE IN XMEN PREQUELS

because let’s fucking talk about it for a second! in DotFP the foreshadowing is immaculate. then the build up in Apocalypse?? *cheff’s kiss*

and you go to watch DP fully expecting the storyline to go further. to see them have the talk or acknowledge the whole thing in the slightest- and they just.. don’t

#ofc we could argue that peter did not want to ‘add salt to a wound’ since erik lost so much already #but would it be that? isn’t some family better than none?#and like im someone who got into fandom AFTER the last movie was out i can’t imagine the riots that were going on when it first came out #or people are normal and there were none-#on the other hand- this is xmen fandom im talking abt so i doubt it #erik lehnsherr #peter maximoff #dadneto

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theweeklydiscourse · 14 days

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It’s a bit funny when ATLA fans who are so deeply attached to the show blame the fandom for the problematic elements of the actual text. They’ll say: “You missed EVERY message that the writers included! I can’t believe that you’re unable to understand the deliberate messages woven into the show!” And then the “message” in question will be a flaw they noticed in the text, an unresolved narrative issue, or an instance of the writers’ biases seeping through the story.

I just wish that certain fans would consider the idea that perhaps the writers were not as all-knowing as they thought they were and that those gaps manifested in the story. Blaming fandom for misinterpreting the story (according to your own interpretation of it) is so ridiculous and indicative of the reluctance to critique a beloved childhood show. ATLA was ahead of it’s time in a number of ways, but we have to stop acting like it is beyond reproach.

#sometimes your nostalgic childhood show isn’t as woke as you remember and might be problematic in certain areas #it’s not the fandom’s fault that we are engaging with the text that was presented to us. Some people’s issues with the fandom are really #just issues with the text itself. Like with Zuko’s supposed *mocking of Aang’s dead culture* They’ll complain that fans never address that #but if it is truly an instance in the story that you find insensitive #shouldn’t you take it up with the text? considering that the text is the thing that left it unresolved?#why is the fandom your priority when it comes to criticism? It sounds like the issue lies in the way the story was written as opposed to fan #reception of it #avatar the last airbender #anti bryke #atla fandom discourse #atla fandom salt #atla fandom critical #pro zutara #pro zuko #atla discourse #atla #fandom discourse

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