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He/him . Jan 25th, My interests haven't changed. Just a penguin lover that loves whatever gets my interest (Also, all gentlepenguin art was done by knightsweeties ). Read my Fics | Feed me Sushi | Work on Webtoons
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You know, I would love for Adrien to roast people like he did as Chat noir.
Like sometimes he forgets he isnt wearing the mask and just eviscerates someone that was annoying him
"You should try taking deeper breaths, wouldnt want your head to deflate."
"Anyone else hear hissing, oh its just Lila."
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Okay so, context.
Basically one of the evil dragon priests (a priestess that could cast 9th level spells) was sending cultists after my party to get the essence of a gold dragon that the priestess master, evil red dragon Idris was in love with. (The dragon had rejected him and became human to marry the first king of the region. Her essence is a gem that we are still figuring out what it can do. Idris wants it so he could have her.)
The plan to infiltrate backfired, leaving Gorr’ell (my half orc Barbarian,) face to face with the priestess. As a distraction, I challenge her to a one v one.
It did not go well. I did do damage but she kept dealing damage back and then she cast power word stun on me.
I knew I was doomed.
But the dragon priestess starts monologuing. About how she knew about my character and my real origins. How I wasn’t Gorr’ell Twinkletoes, a halfling that was turned into a half-orc by magic. But I was actually the son of an Orc Chief that killed my bio mom (something my character was told but still isn’t sure he believes). And how it’s because of the magic item she gave to my orc dad that lead to me killing my mom, and it was all in service of her Master’s dark plan.
After hearing this, barely able to speak… about to be killed. Gorr’ell says
“So what you are saying… is that everything that happened… is because your master has no game?”
The table heard that and cracked up.
My barbarian got stabbed and hit with a finger of death but BARELY survived with one hit point. Relentless endurance is goated.
I still have no idea how he survived. But now the group is fighting a dragon and I’m falling hundreds of feet potentially…. So I might die now.
Anyone interested in the story of the time my half orc barbarian used his potential last moments to roast the Master of the dragon priest killing him?
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(inspired by this one for the sake of full transparency)
#the no time passing when you sleep thing sounds good#you basically get an additional 8 hours every day.#except if you nap on buses or planes#that would suck
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Anyone interested in the story of the time my half orc barbarian used his potential last moments to roast the Master of the dragon priest killing him?
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ML What if
(What if it was Adrien that confronted Monarch not Marinette?)
-Marinette had learned the secret, but unlike in canon, the nightmares were far too much for her.
-as for Adrien, having been exposed to the nightmare longer. He realized he couldn’t just sit around. He needed to get home. He needed to talk with his father.
-thanks to Plagg’s meddling. He managed to get out of his room. Transform and escape.
-Marinette realized she couldn’t deal with the nightmares, but someone needed to go. She told Tikki to find Chat noir.
-With Adrien missing, Gabriel delayed his plan. He wanted to ensure Adrien was secure before phase two.
-Chat noir made it to Paris. He needed to confront his father.
-but part of him figured it would be best to sneak in.
-The event of Nathalie trying to stop Gabriel happened the same, but Adrien saw it was Monarch, and was shocked at the reveal.
-After he left he went to Nathalie. Who told Chat noir about the video.
-Chat noir detransformed, showing Nathalie his face.
-Nathalie cried, apologizing to him… but told him not to tell his father. He will use his power over him to get his ring.
-“Power? What power?”
-Nathalie collapsed (presumably dead.)
-Adrien took the phone and watched the video. He learned the truth.
-Gabriel realized he couldn’t delay any longer. He went to phase two. The Miraculized start honing in.
-Adrien told Plagg he knew what he needed to do.
-He transformed.
-He left a message for ladybug. But he didn’t realize Ladybug had sent Tikki to find a replacement.
-Alya declined Tikki like she did Plagg in canon.
-When the Miraculized arrived, Tikki found the portal and found Adrien.
-Adrien ending up detransformed in the kitchen. Holding his arm in pain.
-Monarch had found chat noir, hiding in the sink.
-He was shocked, finding out his own son was chat noir, only to laugh.
-“At least this makes it easier. Adrien, as your father I order you to hand over the miraculous.”
-Adrien stood up.
-“Tikki, Plagg, Unify.”
-“What!”
-Punch! Monarch went flying back.
-“Adrien! How are you defying me!?”
-“Noir Bug. And I’m not letting you hurt anyone else!”
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I finally got around to expanding on Aurora and Sage's friendship a little more. This was so much fun, I couldn't stop once I started! I'm going to tag all posts regarding them with #luminescentladies since they both glow!
Sonic Frontiers Spoilers: Yes, Sage does end up being good in the end. BUT she's still the daughter of THE Dr. Robotnik! So her villainous side comes out from time to time ;)
#You ever just see something that makes you happy#this is one of those things#sage#aurora#sonic#good stuff
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It’s funny because not only would this not work. They would take this as a sign of aggression.
sign you see when entering hell
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Names of special moves/techniques I’d make
(Any names that sound like other anime attacks is unintentional. There are thousands of them.)
Celestial Calamity Cannon: A massive ball of energy condenses to the size of a basketball, glowing with white and gold light, that when released Completely obliterates anything it hits when it explodes (can Atomize planets, even universes)
Emperor’s Decree: A barrier of gold that make a wall in front of me and anyone behind me, can block energy attacks and at my command send them right back.
Devine Punishment: Penguin Pursuit: (hundreds of glowing penguins appear and dash at blinding speed at the target. )
Soul Cleaver: Sword made out of spirit energy that cuts the soul as much as the physical body.
Eternity’s End: a pulse that cancels all abilities, skills, techniques, and transformations. A last resort technique that leaves everyone in the vicinity unable to use their other powers. (Basically an OP ability canceller)
Paradox Punch: A skill that ignores the defenses of an opponent, regardless of skill and abilities. It will always get through. Even distance doesn’t matter.
Storm of Self: (Basically the technique makes hundreds of me, all with abilities equal to my own.)
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about the poll you just did for the who’s into men, would you make another one that excludes faces? i feel like it kinda overshadows the other ones if you keep it in since most will choose face. then again i don’t know why you made this poll/ what your intentions were.
Well depending on the results I will probably exclude face.
Though if I had to say intentions, I am working out more and want to know what people are looking at so I can work those areas more.
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Since the game is over, and since I never saw one that made you want to, can you share what would have made you want to bleach your eyes?
I actually did have one, check the tag
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How about Mirrorverse Woody?
"I need eye bleach" | " Garbage! Just straight trash" | "That aint it" |"I see you are a background character." | " The sex appeal of a celery stick" | "Mid" | " Not my style, but I respect it." | "Solid fit." | "Understood the Assignment" |"Straight Fire fit" | " Main character Drip" | " Dripped out of his mind" | "Stealing yo girl/man and all your friends. |
(Last one)
WHY DOES THIS GO SO HARD! ITS F***ING WOODY!
The absolute Drip is impeccable
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Melony from pokemon.
"I need eye bleach" | " Garbage! Just straight trash" | "That aint it" |"I see you are a background character." | " The sex appeal of a celery stick" | "Mid" | " Not my style, but I respect it." | "Solid fit." | "Understood the Assignment" |"Straight Fire fit" | " Main character Drip" | " Dripped out of his mind" | "Stealing yo girl/man and all your friends. |
She is EXUDING Hot momma energy.
Yet has a touch of coldness, it works with her design, and my only complaint is the gigantic hair. Outside of that, Galar's 6th gym is cool as ice and hot as fire
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