Page six reports Timmy got into Kylie's car to go to the restaurant and her bodyguard was there but there are zero pics of her being there at all. Really WTF is going on? I don't understand the angle they are going for here. lol
Hello, Anon:
I think the look they’re going for is
✨Influencer Media Circus 🎪🎪🎪✨
I’m waiting for Car & Driver to weigh in on this developing story!
Because it seems to me thus far like it’s the cars having this alleged “romance since January but they’ve only hung out twice yet it’s a relationship that they want to keep private except when they’re at one of the top attractions in London with thousands of witnesses”.
All that paparazzi and not one single photo of them together at all. Not even a blurry one from some potato of a camera on an ancient iPhone just to support the claims.
And most recently going out very visibly for tacos when Door Dash is a thing now.
And still no photos of them there at the same time.
It’s especially comical how these reports refer to her car like she has the only one like that and that thousands of other people in LA can’t possibly also drive the same car.
Someone is trying oh so hard to make this happen, for reasons yet to be determined.
The Devil works hard but Kris Jenner works harder.
Thanks for your comment. 🚘💗🚘😆🤔
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one insane detail: during bryan vs eddie, bryan had a piece of glitter on him and shortly after it was transferred onto eddie.
unless bryan had glitter in his entrance jacket, the only source of that glitter i can imagine is that it was left in the ring from daniel’s crazy pants the match before
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HELP
D: "if you're lonely baby hold me you're my only oneee-"
M: fucking suffocates him affectionately
(Featuring that prom song i mentioned)
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"Fucking Suffocates Him Affectionately"
this is my favourite new sentence, sorry, its over for me, I'll be thinking about affectionate suffocation for the next 24hrs
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if love is dead explain this photo of my friend looking at his crush
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FUCK ME Not EverYwon
First of all fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Probably was busted and old red written
In some note book you gave to some stupid ass kid who couldn't even read .
Indeed he knew how to spell but he just couldnt C
Thought you were My special one
Lover with a silver tounge.
stead of licking you I'm licking everyone,
My heart it is a tommy gun ,my anger hurting everyone,
My balls are weighing half a ton
Danger ain't for everyone.
My true weapon ,it is not pun.
Meeting Webb's just for fun
My love is like a loaded gun .
Me I am a little done but you ,you are my chosen one.
Instead of fucking me you say fuck everyone.
Shock me like ye olde stun gun.
Say you love me leave me fucking spun.
But it's a game I haven't won.
I'll be her moon ,for her the sun.
Illuminating everyone
Former master of many , funny lol
Now master of none .
Love I just want you to meet my son then let's maybe make a girly one.
A little 1 with Leia buns
A queen of knifes ,or princess of onions.
my Alma with a birthday cake
My parkinson's free inside shake.
Eating flies at steak n shake
My Alessia eclipsing Odessa on a silent hill
Let's your mom her promised thrill
While listening to devil's trill and once she at last has had fill.
We'll be through with it
Scary as shit ,though she'd be lit like box of matches on with dreams on top of it.
(fuck it might turn it into a song unless someone steals my shit first)
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It's a rainy night, sitting in his car at the cinema parking lot waiting for our timed movie to begin. Reading the new books we bought half an hour before beside each other, telling each other what we are discovering in our stories so far.
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