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@the-knowable-entity bestie we getting art of y’all’s art

I LOVE IT

It's finger lickin' good.

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There’s this fic I absolutely adore, I reread it at least once a year, the author is one of my favorites, but I’d never, ever tell a different author that. It’s kind of like when adults would compare one child to another, in a “why can’t you be more like X” thing, where that’s completely counterproductive and does more harm than good. You can privately think one fic is better than another, it’s human nature to have preferences and like one thing better than another, but why on Earth would someone tell one author that they like a different author better or that Y’s fic is better than X’s?

In general, I'm just against comparing fics. In any context. You can make rec lists of your fav works, but the second we're getting into the territory of ranking, this is where it's starting to become a problem.

"But people review movies and give ratings to books--" yeah, but fics are not movies!! and they're not books!! I promise you that the writers of GOT will not be devastated over some teen on Reddit thinking their series sucks, but when you're just a regular person scrolling through a social media only to find a video of people talking about how THAT ONE FIC is so much better and they would never read something you poured hours of your life into because they don't like MCD, that's..... hurtful.

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

GIRLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT CYERCE ELEGANS

If Cyerce nigricans is a butterfly, then this is a fairy... Cyerce nigricans for comparison:

No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer

Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles

Hungry boi and his Honeycombs

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autism screening quizzes will be like “do you take things too literally” and then ask fifty of the worst-worded questions ever dreamt up by man

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

that moment when you cross the point of no return with a character should be accompanied by a specific chime i think. like 🔔 congratulations! this one has been installed in the Permanent Collection and you will never stop thinking about them as long as you live