Dick: *cooking*
*window lock clicks*
Dick: …..
Dick: *turns the flame up to full heat, throws in a full fish skeleton, pours in whole can of tomato purée and condensed milk*
Jason: Dick-
*fire alarm ringing from the smoke*
Jason: What the fuck are you making? Move! Don’t you know how to cook?!
Dick: Nope. But my baby brother is now here to help me!
Jason: …disgusting. Outta the kitchen
Dick: ❤️
Based on this:
I headcanon that Nightwing can cook but he chooses not to because it’s easier. He doesn’t let people know because that’s another thing that will be expected of him and he already has too much on his plate so he just lets them assume he lives off cereal and takeouts. The batfam has never bothered to check because they’re too busy but Alfred knows he can cook because he taught Dick himself in the comics. Overall it’s just another aspect of his somewhat manipulative personality.
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Barbarian’s resistance to bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing is not exclusive to non-magical damage. Nothing like a stressful complicated combat to make everyone forget their shit lmao.
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Shoutout to Yuno for being the most guy ever.
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every time someone says that melodifestivalen songs are getting worse I want to remind them that popular is an actual song that went to eurovision
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Anastasia 1997 is such a funny movie in that it's opening sequence is like, "the Romanovs died because rasputin put a curse on them AND NO OTHER REASON DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHY THE ROMANOVS ARE DEAD OKAY IT WAS RASPUTIN"
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i know ryoko kui is a real one because she wrote 97+ chapters of a manga about fantasy ecosystems and food chains and not once did she write the phrase "survival of the fittest" (it's a bad phrase) (it's a social darwinist phrase even) (hated amongst biologists) (doesn't make sense) (darwin didn't use it) (coined by an business major) (one of the worst phrases in pop science) (no good)
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Once I realized that Taylor Swift fans just listen to music for completely different reasons than I do, they became a lot more tolerable
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I like how most fontaine music could be played at an olive garden and people wouldn’t even bat an eye
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how many times are we going to rediscover that we need functional ecosystems
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“Who do you ship this character with” me and no one else bro. It’s me and them against the world
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