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found a dude who does VR cruisin and boozin and im IN LOVE
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professoraurabolt · 3 hours
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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professoraurabolt · 8 hours
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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!
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professoraurabolt · 8 hours
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This recipe lives in my head rent free
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professoraurabolt · 9 hours
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my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that
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professoraurabolt · 9 hours
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if i ever try to pretend i have a sense of humor please remind me that i just thought of the concept of a phoenix named boomerang "because he always comes back" and started laughing so hard i almost threw up
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professoraurabolt · 15 hours
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what the point of mmf threesomes if the dudes don’t fag out a lil
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professoraurabolt · 15 hours
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if I was in ponyville I would be called stupid fucking cunt the horse lol
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professoraurabolt · 15 hours
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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
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professoraurabolt · 15 hours
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i love it when people like “omg [story] copied [other story]” and then list the steps of the heroes journey
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I've lost it I'm laughing my ass off at the premise of cishet people having sex
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professoraurabolt · 15 hours
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professoraurabolt · 16 hours
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I know white people especially struggle with this concept but like when a Palestinian, or any other group of Black or brown people are calling you in and making a general statement about the state of the allyship for our causes, and making criticism of common behaviours or whatever else, that is NOT an invitation for you to confess your own shortcomings or your journey of self-improvement. Especially not under our posts. Make your own post if you really feel like it. But we don't need to hear your personal story of how you ignored our long-standing genocide until you saw enough people doing the right thing and you decided to follow. Keep that to yourself.
These posts are meant for you to REFLECT ON YOURSELF! BY YOURSELF! QUIETLY! And decide on your OWN what part of your behaviours you can identify being criticized in these posts and fix them!! And if you need help you can ask a question without necessarily giving us all the details of how you used to be ignorant or whatever. We're not here to hand out forgiveness we're trying to help coordinate and organize people to be more cohesive and we're giving you tips to be better allies. We're not giving you counciling for white guilt!!!
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professoraurabolt · 16 hours
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how can people be so rude and don’t feel bad afterwards… When I don’t say thank you or don’t smile back I’ll think about it for 3 months straight and have flashbacks
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