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celaenaeiln · 10 months

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Dick: *cooking*

*window lock clicks*

Dick: …..

Dick: *turns the flame up to full heat, throws in a full fish skeleton, pours in whole can of tomato purée and condensed milk*

Jason: Dick-

*fire alarm ringing from the smoke*

Jason: What the fuck are you making? Move! Don’t you know how to cook?!

Dick: Nope. But my baby brother is now here to help me!

Jason: …disgusting. Outta the kitchen

Dick: ❤️

Based on this:

I headcanon that Nightwing can cook but he chooses not to because it’s easier. He doesn’t let people know because that’s another thing that will be expected of him and he already has too much on his plate so he just lets them assume he lives off cereal and takeouts. The batfam has never bothered to check because they’re too busy but Alfred knows he can cook because he taught Dick himself in the comics. Overall it’s just another aspect of his somewhat manipulative personality.

#this is not a diss #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #manipulative dick grayson #i love him for it #incorrect batfamily quotes #comic panels

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starlooove · 6 months

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read a Damian angst fic where Dick does anything wrong ever challenge (impossible)

#this is NOT a diss #this is a self callout #I’m sorry I can’t do it #wdym he forgot his birthday?#I’m clicking off SORRY I KNOW #to be fair #I can’t read ANY fic where Dick does anything wrong ever #a fic can be Dick centric whump spyral fallout #dick is bad at communicating one (1) time and I’m clicking off #AND AND AND #I’m NOTa hypocrite bc I cannot do it the other way around #spyral fic where Damián wasn’t happy to see dick? where he was rude or mean? clicking off idccccc #IDC #‘he was on a mission with the titans’ is my fave line in those fics #bc if he was there he would NOT treat him like that #only exception I’d make is a fic exploring Dick and Damian’s early relationship but most of y’all think they just clicked instantly so.#not gonna happen ig #actually lemme look I’m being unfair #but also clicking off the second it gets too mean SORDY #I feel like I’m allowed to have this reaction bc I KNOW how hard they worked to get to this point in their relationship #u can’t make them mad at eachother 💔#btw to reiterate this is NOT a callout or whatever #imo there is NOT a lack of damian angst fics where Dick does smth wrong #however to ME one is too many sorry #I will keep ONE fanon thing

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moisthalforcboy · 1 year

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Barbarian’s resistance to bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing is not exclusive to non-magical damage. Nothing like a stressful complicated combat to make everyone forget their shit lmao.

#critical role #cr3 spoilers #this is not a diss #this is exactly me when i dm a big encounter

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ragazzadellearance · 11 months

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#Oh boy #this is not a diss #I just love him and his weird brand of method acting #Succession #jeremy strong #kendall roy #succession finale #succession s4

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awakefor48hours · 1 year

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Shoutout to Yuno for being the most guy ever.

#black clover #black clover anime #yuno grinberryall #this is not a diss #I love yuno

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shouldprobablybereading · 1 year

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every time someone says that melodifestivalen songs are getting worse I want to remind them that popular is an actual song that went to eurovision

#this is not a diss #I'm a 2000s kid all my friends had a crush on that man #or well.... 'manboy'#in his defense #the rhythm is so catchy #it's the lyrics that are questionable #like very questionable #rhyming impossible with.... possible

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akajustmerry · 3 months

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Anastasia 1997 is such a funny movie in that it's opening sequence is like, "the Romanovs died because rasputin put a curse on them AND NO OTHER REASON DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHY THE ROMANOVS ARE DEAD OKAY IT WAS RASPUTIN"

#I'm not dissing it it's one of the best films ever but it's anti communism is so funny #/

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protoctist · 3 months

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i know ryoko kui is a real one because she wrote 97+ chapters of a manga about fantasy ecosystems and food chains and not once did she write the phrase "survival of the fittest" (it's a bad phrase) (it's a social darwinist phrase even) (hated amongst biologists) (doesn't make sense) (darwin didn't use it) (coined by an business major) (one of the worst phrases in pop science) (no good)

#i think the closest she comes to this is when kabru says something about the weak being eaten but he also thinks all monsters should die #so i don't think he's like the voice of reason when it comes to ecosystems and evo bio NOT a kabru diss just saying #i think eat or be eaten is fine. it's like migrate adapt or die. i think it's fine and not the same as survival of the fittest #dungeon meshi #ETA: i was wrong darwin did use the phrase after it was coined. doesn't matter phrase still sux

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hereslookingatyousquid · 2 months

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Once I realized that Taylor Swift fans just listen to music for completely different reasons than I do, they became a lot more tolerable

#this is not a diss #in love you #swifties #we're different #and thats ok #lol #*i love you

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beachsideufo · 4 months

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