Jude is just like me because I also hate Cardan. I also hate him so much I can hardly breathe.

dont be afraid show us the cock

under read more..... idk the color scheme yet... but his alien cock is ribbed and textured. unlike a human slit he has like a criss-crossed one that remains closed until the 'mating season' to release eggs and. more will be explained eventually. here you go. have james' alien dick. go wild

Yall I had to ask for an extension on this damn work because I'm tired of stressing out over the computer 💀 I feel v dumb struggling to use stupid ass photoshop-

take his androgynous ass to the bar!

My Google history for the day:

- How to get my cat to love me again?

- How do I get my cat to trust me again? 

- How to get a territorial and energetic Border Collie to not try to catch the cat if the cat already demonstrated an interest in crossing the interspecies friendship barrier?

alright tumblr, here's your homegrown cowgirl C:{

what do you think of her?

i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw

these kids are incredibly stressed out

lmaooo watcher's game

As you can see I've been playing a lot of hsr

The weekend dread arrives whenever my stepbrother has to come here-

NEED to inherit 10,000,000 dollars from a mysterious estranged relative i've never met before. like right now

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one