“April is over, April is over. There are all kinds of love in the world, but never the same love twice.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Sensible Thing

getting surgery to give me a second head so i can tell twice as many lies as usual

in my old age (22) discovering the joy of eating alone at restaurants

brings a tear to my eye

tumblr you are never going to make me download monopoly go no matter how many times i barely caress the ad & you catapult my dumb ass to the app store

where are the jobs for useless people who can't handle anything at all

send his ass to the anime convention

rpf wouldn't be a thing if rp weren't f'ing

ok ignore how shitty this gif is i made it in two seconds but like oh my god are you guys seeing this. audibly went oh my god out loud in the theater

They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it

Not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (drift compatible)

Dayspring, Anthony Oliveira

Nobody is going to like this but I know exactly when and how Taylor swift is going to come out. Is she gay in this scenario where she comes out? Not necessarily. Okay. 20-35 years from now america elects its first gay president. Taylor swift is a spry 54-69. Probably it’s Pete if he plays his cards right. IMMEDIATELY on the heels of this Taylor swift comes out. The point: the ONLY world where Taylor swift has a Coming Out is a world under the rule of a gay American president. Now for the details. Here’s what happens. President elect Pete butigieg wins the general election. Posts victory photos on his Instagram. Taylor reposts them with a snip of miss Americana playing (we paint the town blue)

With a text overlay that says proud to be a voter today 🌈. No further context. After this. She starts promoting re-records of early albums, definitely lover at least, she uses the word retrospective in interviews about this, talks about how young she was and the pressure she was under and the massive PR machine etc, and how she feels she’s at a good point in her life to revisit these in a more authentic way. When she tours all of these old albums there are 1-3 songs per set list where she changes he pronouns to she. Is she gay when she does this? Odds are 50/50