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danmeiljie · 1 year

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"Now look, Im not going to get caught because of you..."

#rope 1948 #john dall #farley granger #my bad gifs #this is incredibly heterosexual #this is not chinese #hays code more like the gays code

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justafriendofxanders · 1 month

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call buffyverse the bermuda triangle because no ship made it out of that shit alive. no marriage finale, no kids, no epilogue. the ideal ending for me where it's just a whole bunch of exes and dead exes in a world where people are constantly coming back to life. multidimensional divorce FOREVER.

#sorry i'm like one of those conservatives obsessed with a particular idea of traditional heterosexual marriage but it's for divorce #to be clear i'm not talking about real divorce just like the people obsessed with Marriage are not actually talking about real marriages #but the IDEA they think it represents #real life is largely too boring and variable to talk about in sweeping terms #but i think the IDEA that two people once in love can fall out of it. unevenly. wretchedly. for the worse. is beautiful.#me watching buffyverse: wow these people are terrible to each other not because they're 'evil' but because they're incredibly human.#hedgehog's dilemma.... just like in my animes....#no resolution!! only the Struggle of Living forever!!!#whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #buffyposting #btvs

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jojotier · 13 days

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alright, final results for the showrunner's challenge are in! We're doing a Dungeon Meshi Mafia AU with Fake Dating as the main trope!

The linked post explains a bit more about the challenge, but basically after these polls are done, I'll start writing as if I'm a showrunner- if you throw an anon at me with some kind of obstacle ie "the investors want Senshi to appeal to a more heterosexual audience" I gotta do it. I gotta do it.

Word Count and whether or not magic still exists in the au will be determined by polls in the reblogs.

This post however will determine the main pairing. So I must ask:

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #labru #farcille #chilshi #namari/kiki #laios touden #kabru of utaya #falin touden #marcille donato #senshi of izganda #namari of kahka brud #chilchuk tims #i had to make it fair so 2 gay ships and 2 lesbian ships and.#because this has the potential to become incredibly cursed #Token Heterosexual Ship

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clownprince · 1 year

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Fellas is it gay to directly compare yourself to your arch-enemy's current girlfriend 🤨

#taking the batjokes crumbs from 135 and shoving them in my mouth like a little mouse #no but fr bruce this is not heterosexual behavior my guy #uhh #spoilers #comic spoilers #batjokes #also love that punchline is like absolutely fucking ripped. incredible #give women in comics big muscles more often. i'm not asking

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astromechs · 2 months

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this is what i'm talking about when i say one-sided toxic old man yaoi

#catalyst reread commentary #this is such heterosexual behavior krennic.#incredibly heterosexual #i've never seen anything so heterosexual in my life #'drove him to distraction' LMAOOOOOOO

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xlillilith · 3 months

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Marvel really gon FINALLY focus on the dramatic sapphic situationship between gwen and mj and confirm mj's feelings, only to turn around and rip gwen away from earth 65 and hold her hostage in 616

#We lost #I hate it here #I mean maybe they'll finally be able to confirm gwen as sapphic #Because nothing about that girl convinces me she is remotely heterosexual #Which can lead to her getting a sapphic relationship in the future if marvel doesn't fuck it up #But to dangle the possibility of gwenmj and just...shoot it down #When their relationship is one of the most compelling storylines about spidergwen and they teased it for years #And turn around and throw her in 616 where there's a possibility they'll try to force her and miles AGAIN #Is just incredibly shitty and actually queerbait tbh

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possvmtooth · 1 year

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so i heard br*mblestar fuckin retired?? it's about time??? (no i will not ever draw the same cat the same way more than once)

#art.trey #squirrelstar #squirrelflight #squirrelflight art #warriors art #warrior cats art #asc spoilers #shadow spoilers #i apologize for not posting or keeping up with this blog at all #my energy for warrior cats was at a high when i was reading (the beginning of) tbc #but the series keeps just making everyone soo fucking petty and heterosexual it's so incredibly uninteresting to me #idk im just sick of how petty these cats are for no reason

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eggtrolls · 4 days

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Yesterday I spent 3.5 hours clearing Japanese knotweed and 15 minutes of that was spent with a guy in his 20s trying to chat me up while I ripped 2-foot long roots out of squelching mud. He just stood there and nodded to whatever I said and was clearly just asking questions that would eventually lead to the inevitable ‘so are you single…’ in that weird and so, so specific cadence.

and I was like fuck it, this IS a captive audience. so I told him all about invasive earthworms in New England and how they cycle nutrients into the soil too fast and Protestant ideas of productivity in land management and the Dutch. But eventually we got to The Question and I was so ready for it I was like a cat that had been playing with a baby squirrel for an hour

Him: so are you single…

Me: 😏

Him: like do you have a boyfriend…

Me: 😏😏

Him: oh wait. Let me guess. You like girls?

Me: 😏😏😏

And then he left less than a minute later, right as an elderly woman named Vickie started talking to me about rhubarb! Come back! I wasn’t done telling you about the worms!

#it would’ve been annoying if I had to stop working to deal with this bullshit but I didn’t so it was chill #men are so incredibly fucking stupid like even if I were straight does this really look like the time #do you really think the woman wearing a hat and up to her ankles in mud is the heterosexual in this park #dispatches from the park

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theprinceandthewitch · 7 months

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People really can never be normal about bisexual people lmao. Bisexuals headcanoning a character with an unspecified sexuality as bisexual isnt a homophobic hate crime. Most of these characters will never have their sexuality specified because Genshin Impact isnt a romance game so just stay in your fucking lane and let people have fun.

#genshin impact #go outside and touch grass please #people really be like: Bisexuals are worse than straight people because they're choosing to make this character 'heterosexual"#choke on glass and keep your biphobic hands off of Xiao cuz this dude is explicitly bisexual lol #also people who harass artists for not drawing'' yaoi'' because they think theyre homophobic are insane #oh yeah because people who draw yaoi are totally not homophobic [most of them tend to be incredibly homophobic and sexist lmao]#see i cant relate to other people who like m/m pairings because i am bisexual and normal about female characters.

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lumityfication · 6 months

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rereading heroes of olympus for the first time in years and like. why the fuck is leo valdez somehow more subtextually queer than nico. what a wasted opportunity

#hoo #heroes of olympus #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #leo valdez #like ever since i was young i always wanted rick to make leo’s character arc to be him learning to be okay with being single at Least #he was done so incredibly dirty i think abt it all the time. and especially now on this reread #so much abt his chqracter just screams compulsory heterosexuality and like . i mourn what he could have been w a diff author

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danmeiljie · 7 months

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My favorite Genre of Junjun:

bitchy, unhinged, murderous, arrogant

and a lil gay

#gong jun #word of honor #advance bravely #rising with the wind #legend of anle #xia yao #wen kexing #han ye #xu si #this is incredibly heterosexual #my bad gifs #gong jun cinematic multiverse #gong jun is an emoji

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dankovskaya · 28 days

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You haven't talked about Leon Kennedy, what happened to Leon Scott Kennedy? Do you feel like talking about Leon S. Kennedy? What are your thoughts on Leon Resident Evil.

For $20 I will express an opinion about Leonidas Scott Kennede Laurentiis

#Every Leon ship that isn't with Ada is incredibly boring but 90% of everyone who likes them together projects a conservative heterosexual #mormon ass relationship dynamic on to them that makes no sense for either of them and also I don't want Ada to like him. How's that #ask #re

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chubphoe-linkclick · 6 months

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[late halloween post] I cannot explain why the mental image was so strong for this one. CXS would never but I just can see them doing this so clearly and now everyone else can to.

transparent version in case anyone wants to put them standing in front of something

#link click #shiguang dailiren #link click memes #cheng xiaoshi #lu guang #cheng xiaoshi belongs in a dress #happy halloween #i dont give a shit it's November I SAID HAPPY HALLOWEEN #my partner and sister told me this was INCREDIBLY gay and wow i do not see it #she did point out that no heterosexual men wear croptops #perfect chance to plug bisexual CXS supremacy #my art

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blueberryblogger · 1 month

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just saw someone recycling ye olde "X character doesn't read as Y identity to me, someone who doesn't & has never held that identity & thus am not as intimately familiar with mannerisms, tropes & characterizations that are typically associated with Y identity. There is no evidence for X being Y and you guys are acting insane."

like. do you understand that you are using the EXACT SAME excuse that other people are using to shit on YOUR headcanon that you're so attatched too because it has so much evidence?

did it ever cross your mind that it would probably be harder for you, person who isn't X, to pick up on subtler tropes & identifiers of X that you've never experienced because you aren't X?

like you get how it sounds like you're shitting on other wueer people?

#blocking another god damn fantasy high account that i really liked #because when people say 'theres no evidence for your headcanon' and theyre wrong its bad and tbeyre erasing underrepresented identities #but when YOU say 'theres no evidence for this' you are good and correct and the rest of us are just stupid weirdos #like oh my fucking god bro #if i see one more person who isnt fucking gay say 'erm actually fabian cant be gay he liked girls' im gonna lose it #gay men also experience comphet!#and it's not because he's 'effeminate'#because he really isn't THAT effeminate or flamboyant #he dances and he talks like a rich boy and those are the only two things i can think lf #that make him seem 'effeminate'#but like. dude rides a motorcycle from hell. he fights with a sword and plays football #he punched someone on the first day of school & routinely punches and gets punched by his friends #like. fabian is wildly more stereotypically masculine than he is feminine #most of us think Fabian is gay because up until he took interest in Mazey #he had exclusively expressed interest in girls that were unavailable or unobtainable #his 'type' was literally toxic and/or unavailable women #which SCREAMS comphet to anyone who has fucking experienced it before #'yeah i love women but only the ones i cant have amirite lads'#'classic completely heterosexual man behavior'#anyway #i think its incredibly rude to take people seeing their lived experiences in a character and say 'youre insane bc i dont see it'#especially when YOU YOURSELF have a headcanon that a huge chunk of people cannot understand fully but accept anyway because they get it #because they understand seeing yourself in a character and how important that can be #unlike you #vagueposting #me when i vague for the first time in like 3 years

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mango-dolphin · 1 year

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finished reading matthew ward's english translation of albert camus's The Stranger and can i just say: meursault just like me fr.

#meursault's aspd & autistic swag?!?!?!??! cluster b sweep???#mango japery #also i didn't expect him to like. Genuinely like and love and enjoy Marie #commentary i've heard has convinced me of otherwise #meursault loves frolicking on the beach and sleeping and being with his girlfriend #he's also so incredibly empty-headed. they weren't lying that man can live exclusively in the present #i'm so intrigued by the depths of this boring little man. he's boring in like. a FASCINATING way to me #primarily because i relate to him in almost every aspect to a disconcerting degree and it feels like i read something about myself #except for the fact where he accidentally kills a guy but like. y'know #Anyways this both influenced how i see limbus company meursault and also made me curious to how he's written #unrelated but i think it'd be cute and fun if limbus marie was genderbent. no reason i just think it'd be fun #but in part 2 of the stranger when meur's in prison there's a part where you're like Good heaven's he's heterosexual #but it WOULD be so funny on projmoon's part. if he was not that. and they adapted that particular part #though from what i've heard from projmoon i think it'd be likely that they might not touch on it #(i'm talking about when he was thinking of women)

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nostalgia-tblr · 2 years

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lads is it gay if

#the gif #obrashir #things that are incredibly heterosexual

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