#this is a friend i can vouch
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>face like a renaissance painting
>body like a pixar mom
>stupid crazy talented artist
>clever and correct poster
>nails cuntacular and popping
>"hmmm no i dont think someone will marry me. just not in the cards"
sure pal. sure
LMAOOODFHDJFHJ???
first of all..
second of all. If we sat down together and I described to you my romantic history, you would laugh in my actual face. It has been SOMETHING of a series of Torments.
#just truly bleak. terribly terribly bleak#sergle answers#it's either torments or rejections but sometimes they happen at the same time#sorry for whining on main but oh my god lol. my friends can vouch for this I swear to god I'm not a chad
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Dungeon Meshi's Laios has always given me Glen vibes but FOR THE RECORD: i had NOT read Dungeon Meshi prior to writing Wick's End, nor had the anime released yet okay
#mod#WICK'S END#glendale goodwyn#glen#y'all can vouch for me on this okay#this is yet another case of 'my oc resembles but was not influenced by a popularized character'#kinda sorta - it's in the hair and the eyebrows and eyes and the whole knight thing#fun fact when i first saw Laios i was like 'oh he looks like glen' and my friend was IMMEDATELY LIKE-#'oh glen would HATE him he's autistic'#😭😭😭😭😭#bruh ????#refusing to called it delicious in dungeon okay that sounds stupid#in the meantime i'm like ahhh 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤not glen 🖤🖤🖤🖤#🖤🖤🖤 not glen on my tv 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤#dungeon meshi
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Consider: Arthur keeping his word about making peace with the Druids (*side-eyes BBC*) and the next time they come across one of those small shrines, he's a lil uncomfy still but is doing his best like, "what's this one for? Should we go around or...?" Because this one isn't as subtly creepy as the last one, there are no "def haunted" vibes, it's just a kind of rough cairn of stacked stone and branches, and it's got flowers all over it, candle stubs and incense sticks, little jars of honeycomb, sweetmeats, preserves, etc.
And it's Percival (hc he was raised in a Druid camp, even if he doesn't have magic) is like, "No, it's fine, this one is for Emrys."
Cue Arthur asking about Emrys, and Percival explaining he's supposedly the living son of the Triple Goddess, born to heal the wounds of the Old Religion (he's tactful enough to not mention who made those wounds *coughcough*kingcunt*cough*) and the offerings are made to show kindness and peace, and to aid him in his duty (sure enough, those flowers and herbs are all medicinal).
"Why's it so important to keep him happy?" It's Gwaine who asks, irreverent and curious.
And Percival tells them the story of the High Priestess Nimueh, who tried to turn her power against Emrys's through the magic of life and death. So Emrys created a great storm over the Isle of the Blessed and called down the wrath of rain and lightning to unmake her.
They're all so absorbed in storytelling that nobody notices Merlin sitting off to the side and sweating like a hooker talking to a beat cop.
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Bonus points if Merlin sneaks over to take some of the offerings, against his better judgement bc he should not be encouraging this but he's got a killer sweet tooth and nobody in Camelot can make decent sweetmeats, apparently, and some of these herbs are pretty rare.
Double bonus if Percival or Elyan sees him do it and are like, "bro you gon be so cursed," and Merlin doesn't know how to explain that no he's not sacrilegious, these are for him, they're offerings, they were offered, and not entirely realising he's being paid the magical equivalent of ye olde protection racket.
*also side-eyes bbc* yeah...this would have been awesome to have...excuse me while i go sharpen my knives, completely unrelated to this ask i assure you
#(at bbc) hey why the FUCK did you leave an opportunity like this open??? 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪#bbc i just wanna talk#hey i just want to have a conversation 🔪 nothing bad 🔪 i swear#your honor you can vouch for me right 🔪 ....that's what i thought#bbc merlin#i am 100% on board with this#elyan being extra vigilant with merlin bc he was possessed before and doesn't wish such a thing to befall his dear friend#merlin: emrys won't mind#elyan: emrys burned a fucking priestess to the ground for challenging him#merlin: well...she asked for it#elyan: merlin that's not helping your case!#merlin emrys#i feel like it's through percival's explanation through the shrine is when the knights learn how much of a cryptid emrys is#yeah yeah i'm going with that#sir percival#knights of the round table#Anonymous#asks#ask
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hello crosscode tumblr community
#i dont post often aside from actual art but it cant be understated how often i think about this game#genuinely it haunts my every step and im serious!!! there has not been a single day in months i dont think of it!!!#i just dont draw for some reason so i just never have stuff to post for it#i am not gods strongest soldier but i am gods number 1 crosscoder my friends can vouch!!!#LIKE SERIOUSLY I PLAYED THE GMAE FOUR TIMES IN LIKE 3 MONTHS!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH ME!!!!!#anyways clears throat umm: )#sorry for being crazy in tags#crosscode#doodle#sona#flo ocs
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Roier not knowing about the 4halo drama and trying to make willy and forever a thing, while both his husband and son are the biggest 4halo supporters in this island is top tier comedy
#my guy trying to vouch for his friend while cellbit and richas creating entire rants about how 4halo can actually work#better than this its just jaiden loves cucurucho while cellbit hates him#i once again beg for someone to do a dinner scene between them all#i can imagine all the arguments they would have kkkkkkk#qsmp#roier#cellbit#willyrex#forever#qsmp 4halo
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RECIPIES!!!!
from Alice Archives - Green Book
1. BY PETER: foil-baked fish and mushrooms
Ingredients (2 servings)
Fish fillet - 2 pieces
Onion - half
Shiitake mushrooms - 2 of them
Enoki mushroom - 1
Shimeji mushrooms - 1 pack
Butter - about 10g
Soy sauce/Ponzu sauce - An Appropriate Amount
Salt - a little
Pepper - a little
Slice the onion thinly. Cut the mushrooms into bite-sized pieces.
Spread out the aluminum foil and spread the onions across it. Put the fish and mushrooms and butter on top of it. Wrap the foil.
Put about 100cc of water in a frying pan. When steam comes out, put the wrapped foil in the frying pan and put the lid on.
Steam for 5-10 minutes on medium heat.
Add salt and pepper to taste, put on soy sauce or ponzu sauce, and its done!
2. BY BLOOD: tea scones
Ingredients (makes 8 scones):
Cake flour - 200g
Baking powder - 1 tablespoon
Butter 70g
Black tea leaves (earl grey, darjeeling) - 1-2 tablespoons or 1-2 teabags
Milk - 100cc
Egg - 1
Sugar - 1-2 tablespoons
Salt - a little
Mix the cake flour, baking powder, salt, and sugar. Mix thoroughly.
If the tea leaves are too big, crush it finely. mix with the mixture from 1
Mix the butter, egg, and milk. Little by little combine it with the mixture from step 2. Mix lightly, dont overmix!
Wrap in plastic wrap and let rest in the fridge for about 1 hour.
Roll out about 1-2cm thick. Cut to a suitable size or use a cookie cutter.
Put in the oven on 180C for about 10-20 minutes, watching it.
Put on as much jam, cream, and other toppings as you like.
3. BY JULIUS: COFFEE SCONES
Ingredients (Makes 8 scones):
Cake flour - 200g
Baking powder - 1 tablespoon
butter - 70g
milk - about 80cc
coffee - about 20cc
sugar 1-2 tablespoons
chocolate chips- 50g
salt - a little
Mix the cake flour, baking powder, salt, and sugar. Mix thoroughly.
Mix the milk and the coffee, then mix that with the mixture from step 1.
Mix what you have from step 2 with the butter. Add chocolate chips. Dont overmix, mix it lightly.
Wrap in plastic wrap and let rest in the fridge for about 1 hour.
Roll out about 1-2cm thick. Cut to a suitable size or use a cookie cutter.
Put in the oven on 180C for about 10-20 minutes, watching it. Your bittersweet coffee scones are ready!
4. BY ACE: Rabbit Stew
Ingredients (2 servings):
Meat of a white rabbit similar to Mister Peter - 1/2 rabbit
Carrots - 2
White mushrooms - 10
Onion - 1
Dried herbs (bay leaf, basil, rosemary, thyme, etc) - a little
Parsley - 2 tablespoons
Salt - a little
Garlic - 1 piece
Red wine - 2 cups
Olive oil - a little
Pepper - a little
Honey - half a tablespoon
Cut the rabbit into easy to eat pieces, submerging it in red wine. Let it rest in the fridge for 1 hour.
Julienne the carrots. Cut the onion, mushrooms, and garlic into thin slices. Dice the parsley.
Put the olive oil in a pan and fry the rabbit until brown. Add and saute the onion halfway through
Add the red wine, carrots, mushrooms, garlic, and dried herbs to the pot from step 3. add salt and pepper and stew on low heat for an hour.
When the meat and vegetables are tender, put them on a plate and sprinkle with parsley.
Add honey to the juice left in the pot and heat for 1-2 minutes
Put on the sauce from 6 and it's ready!
5. BY BORIS: Herb Grilled Salmon
Ingredients (2 servings):
salmon - 2 slices
panko crumbs - 1 cup
pepper - a little
olive oil - 2 tablespoons
dried herbs (bay leaf, basil, rosemary, thyme, etc) - a little
Pat the salmon dry, and sprinkle on the pepper and herbs. If the salmon is raw, sprinkle on salt, too.
Mix the panko crumbs and herbs. Put one teaspoon of the olive oil into your mixture to moisten it.
Coat the salmon in the panko crumbs from step two.
Heat up olive oil in a frying pan, then cook on medium heat until golden-brown on both sides.
It's recommended to put on as much lemon juice as you'd like. Enjoy!
6. BY PIERCE: Cheese In Blue Cheese
Ingredients (2 servings)
Your preferred cheese - 1 block
Sauce:
Blue cheese - 50 g
Milk - 100cc
Fresh cream (low-fat) - 100cc
Pepper - just a bit
Mix blue cheese, milk and fresh cream on your stove. melt blue cheese while stirring
Add cheese and simmer. It will be ready in a reasonable amount of time!
*If you're a person who ISN'T Pierce, it's recommended to put the cheese sauce on spaghetti or gnocchi.
ORIGINALS:
#hnkna#thoughtful honking#i made the boris one and can vouch for it being DELICIOUSSSSS#have yet to make any of the others but i doubt theyll surpass....#boris wins the cooking battle. beloved chef catboy. delicious. my mom and her friend loved it too#translated by me with the help of looking A LOT of words and phrases up and then ven editing for mistakes (:hearthands: thank youuu)#but like i do feel like i put work into it. effort! and i LEARNT things. for sure!!!!!#lmk if theres any more uncaught mistakes etc#also its a good joke to me that pierce never actually uses the pepper. squeak roughly to ur little boy etc#and REALLY funny to me that in the recipe about eating peter by name he's still -san.#anyway WOOOO I DID IT YAYYYY#translation tag
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if I started doing self indulgent writing (somewhat like oc writing? with self insert ocs who ive developed way too much in my head) would you guys read it
#grim rambles#like I put way too much detail and heart into these to just keep in my head I’m reaching my limit man#I would write slow and it might be just snippets for a while but I think I could write some full story/fic type stuff?#if people would like to witness#my friends can vouch that my writing sounds nice if flowery language and descriptions is ur cup of tea#<- masked-manticore and devils-acre specifically#are the friends I was talking about
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if you ship with me you have to handle my random shippy ideas based on no interaction at all. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
#.ooc#.mobile#[ i wish i'M KIDDING BUT I CAN TAG AT LEAST THREE PPL WHO CAN VOUCH FOR ME ON THIS#our muses can just exchanged eye contact & i'm planning their wedding i kid you not#FOR CONTEXT IT'S ONLY WITH CLOSE FRIENDS / TRUSTED MUTUALS I GET LIKE THIS I PROMISE#bc sometimes my muses look at another & be like i want that one & me as the mun gets absolutely NO SAY ]
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started playing OT2 since the year started and idk if i said this before but osvald... i feel him. just a silly man who is an academic and barely says anything
#ironic bc i do say a lot of things online#but i think my friends can vouch that i really dont say much irl unless a random thought crossed my head and i found it fascinating#octopath traveler 2#osvald v. vanstein
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Knight I’m gonna send a request soon, I just need to think about what
Anyways, I’ve been thinking about the Masters Eight tournament and I’m still disappointed with how it was handled
And I know you don’t care much for the Anime, but just hear me out about how I think it should’ve went
The competitors should’ve been Ash, Iris, Cynthia, Diantha, Steven, Alder (not totally sure about him), Wallace, and Lance (they’re not ranked in this order). With Leon being the final challenge to the winner
I hated that Leon was a competitor because it just guarantees that whoever he faces is automatically going to lose
But yeah, I just think if it’s the MASTERS Eight then it should be the strongest trainers. Which are the Champions both present and past, hence Wallace and Alder being here
I’m kicking Alain out because he just felt like he was chosen as a competitor at the last minute when he had no true reason to join the PWC. Plus he ain’t a Champion
Another thing I was annoyed with was the Battle Field, like if you look at the Kalos League battle field in the Anime, it actually looks cool and had different battle fields. It wasn’t a generic rectangular box. The Masters Eight should’ve at least had a nicer looking battle field than…what they gave us
Last thing I want to rant about, but ALL battles should’ve been 6vs6 and not 3vs3 in the first round. The battles would’ve been so much better to watch if they were full battles
But yeah, it would’ve been a great send off if Ash had competed with the Champions from each Region, won the tournament, and then won the title of World Champion from Leon as the final challenge
The way they handled the Masters Eight was smth else man it was such a cool concept but the way they executed it is just cnmdndjd😭😭
It would've been so cool if it was like that bc for one, why is Alain there, and two you are so goddamn right abt Leon like he's always gonna win against anyone, plus I'm hella fucking salty over the Diantha vs Leon fight as you can see owo
But real why is Alain there😭 for fanservice??? He and Ash didn't even fight and you can tell I'm also salty over that Lumiose Conference battle lmfao the way I started hating Alain and Zard X bc of that yes I'm that petty— also why the fuck is he a rank higher than Iris💀
I do like that it's the Champions for the Masters Eight tho, it checks out bc they're the strongest of each region, but w Alder, as much as I love him, isn't he retired? What I always picture was the Champions plus Raihan, bc iirc, I think in the manga?? I'm not sure but I read that Leon always had to figure out a new strategy against Raihan bc he's always close to beating him, so if it's not Alder, I pitching in Raihan
So my ideal Masters Eight is Lance, Steven, Wallace, Cynthia, Iris, Diantha, Ash, and Raihan; Leon then being the final boss to see if the current number 2 can be number 1
Speaking of the M8 y'know, how does the ranking system of theirs even work? Cause yeah there's still the Ultra trainers, the top two of those being Raihan and Drasna. What I'm saying is,, should the competitors battle within Wyndon Stadium to be counted in it or do they have some sort of trainer card registration thing that automatically knows how many battles you had and how much you improved as a trainer? Idk bc I haven't watched the anime since hahaha
But yeah with the stadium and the battlefield right it's so goddamn plain😭 what I had in mind that would've been more of a challenge was smth similar to Kalos' field but also having control of the weather, like, if it's the ultimate challenge, then the Champions/M8 should be able to adapt depending on the weather of the field, whether it be raining, sunny, hailing, or if it's a sandstorm, to see how resilient they truly are, how they can make a disadvantage into an advantage, it would've been cool to see ig
Also as much as I despise all those "this is Ash's ultimate team" videos in yt bc they're basically all his aces, for this, I really wished he could've used all his aces because come on, you're gonna challenge the different champions of different regions with a team you just trained? Like he really won against Steven and Cynthia with a recent team, and ik he had training but c'mon man, the M8 aren't pushovers, might as well bring your strongest mons to have a fighting chance against them (I remember someone actually writing a fic abt that, of Ash using his previous pkmn, using a different team depending on the champion he faced and it was really dope cnmdnd).
But yeah, it's just,, well it could've been better but hey hahah
#you dont know how salty i was with that dia and leon fight#that was basically the reason i made the villain dia au lmfaaaaoooo#like pan can vouch for this the amount of times i raged over how that rillaboom tanked goodra's fire blast#how tyrantrum got easily beat#GOOD GOD CNDMNDMDND#JDKDNS ITS SOO CJDMCND#its so fucking shitty man the disrespect on diantha is insane#i also started hating rillaboom and its line bc of that lmfao#anyways yeah do send requests hahah#im alread working one for my friend hahaha#pokemon#pokemon hcs#pokemon champions#an ask and an answer#jerseyk112
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BLORBO BATTLE #9
Koromaru from Persona 3 Reload (left) VS Firestar from Warrior Cats (right)
Vote for the character you think would win in a no-holds-barred fight. You must pick one or the other. Propaganda is allowed; being a dick is not. May the best blorbo win!
#koromaru#persona 3 reload#firestar#warrior cats#blorbo fight club#I SWEAR TO YOU THIS WAS RANDOMIZED I DID NOT PICK THIS. I DID IT IN A VC MY FRIENDS CAN VOUCH. IT WAS RANDOMIZED
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didn't you say you were black when you were getting harassed on fnaftwt or were you just lying for brownie points
i think you are thinking of somebody else, there were many many people on fnaftwt. but also i dont recall anyone doing that. im sorry i cant be of much help here
#if you want to dm me you can try trlling me what you remember?#and maybe my friends might know what youre talking about#because im stumped here#also i have multiple people who can vouch ive never done this
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uty spoilers
thinking abt my first run of uty where i was streaming the axis battle to my friend bc i was struggling with it...... and then later after i beat him i was like "man i miss starlo. i wonder where he is" and then HE SHOWS UP LITERALLY RIGHT AFTER I SAY IT OUT LOUD.
#MY FRIEND CAN VOUCH FOR ME ON THIS. I MANIFESTED HIM#HE WAS OFFSCREEN AND I HEARD HIS SPEECH THING AND I WAS LIKE wait who is that#AND THEN HE APPEARED AND MY FRIEND AND I WERE SCREAMING#he called me gay but we dont talk abt that#milo rambles! 🎉
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NOW THAT MY BLOG DOESN'T HAVE ARTHUR AS MY ICON I FEEL THE NEED TO DECLARE THAT I LOVE ARTHUR. WHO AM I WITHOUT MY BORDERLINE OBSESSION ON ARTHUR MORGAN?
#i am nothing without arthur#NOTHING#i talk about this man 24/7 my friends can vouch it#arthur morgan#red dead redemption 2#rdr2
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ppl are always asking me how ive never been in a relationship....
1. i DO NOT talk to ppl i don't go out much even when i go out i have to hide in the bathroom after every hour to decompress or else I'll start crying
2. apparently im too intimidating to talk to
3. apparently ppl have had crushes on me from a far but are too scared to say anything to me
#literally i get asked all the time if I've ever dated im like no never and ppl are like um how? and im like idk i guess nobody likes me#☹👎#like the 3rd one i can vouch for cause my friend told me a guy had a crush on me but was too scared to say smth because he told her#he liked me but couldnt tell me to my face and apprently he kept showing me signs but i cannot tell unless u tell me#i just think ur being nice to me like. yea 😭
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Happy pride month I drew Fitzroy again :-)
(I know it’s the middle of June I swear I did this in may I just forgot for so so long to use this here oh god)
#my art#taz graduation#sir fitzroy maplecourt#taz snippers#pride#asexual#aromantic#aroace#have this one saved as 'aceroy arocourt' I am truly a master of the english language#I do not draw crabs often so don't look at snippers too long it's fine#I’m not sure if I like this or not so I kept putting off posting it until I just fully forgor#it’s been my discord pfp since the 1st I swear!!! my friends can vouch I would never lie on the internet!!!!
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