kamil-a
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im kam! (26/they) have fun at blog! https://kamil-a.tumblr.com/abt <- about page if you're on mobile
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what if we were two deep-sea shrimp and we were young and in love and we entered a venus' flower basket sponge and formed a symbiotic relationship with the sponge in which it gave us protection in exchange for us cleaning it. and by the time we grew older we became too big to leave the sponge so we had to live there for the rest of our lives. but it was okay because we had each other and we had love and that was all that mattered. what would you do
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I FORGOR OCEAN
-thinks its doing so much better. completely inedible
"can sayer characters cook" tierlist. hang on im going to peel some apples first
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first of all im being very generous here ais can pick their choice between a construct or nanites a consciousness occupied resident (lets be real. :haleok:) to do the breathing etc for them but Must do all actual cooking motions themselves
sayer- given a recipe, no reason to make something sinister, and no one pissing it off or heckling it, yeah i think it does a fine job. You wouldnt call its food "great" but its not "bad" either. exactly, to the letter, to the recipe.
speaker - speak1r is basically like sayer but less prone to messing it up if its bothered, 2peaker can even enhance a recipe. I guess technically that one guy had already been having the tampered food for a while but i do associate it with speak1r so maybe watch out there though.
porter - remember those old how to basic videos on youtube. shes doing that
future - immediately has fun with the kitchen knives. makes a surprisingly presentable dish, except its human meat and also poisonous.
mincer - FOODS MINCER EXCELLS AT: mashed potato. applesauce. tuna salad. smoothie. etc etc.
hale - doesnt know what to do on his own but given instructions/a recipe hes good
young - thinks hes a "i dont know much but im a good cook for the 1 or two things i know" type but hes always rushing things. generally undercooks everything.
"can sayer characters cook" tierlist. hang on im going to peel some apples first
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"can sayer characters cook" tierlist. hang on im going to peel some apples first
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every bit you delete from your computer gets escorted out through the power cord and shot in the back of the head
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great posts man, ill be back in 20 mins to see if youve made more
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST INFLUENTIAL ALBUM OF THE MODERN AGE
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re that post from before im cooking right now actually i made chicken soup and now im making egg noodles to go with it
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at some point it just makes more sense to become a #laugh rule person than to just tag as a keysmash (the laughing ruler) (who up laughing they rule) (rulepilled laughmaxxer) (
#id weighed it but decided a lack of -er in either (either would eith this) original word disqualified it#HOWEVERRRRR I M SO APPRECIATIVE OF U GIVING THE BIT CPR W TONGUE. A TROPHY FOR UR UM. word lifeguard skills🏆
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at some point it just makes more sense to become a #laugh rule person than to just tag as a keysmash (the laughing ruler) (who up laughing they rule) (rulepilled laughmaxxer) (
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Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
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taking my pet bacterium to the vet (broken flagella) and they put him under a microscope to put a tiny cone on him
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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook
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