i do feel that my purpose in life is to love and care for other people. but i know i couldnt handle the stress of being a doctor and i dont want children of my own. and taking care of the house without a job of your own while your housemate(s) work is simply unfeasible today. what to do..

anything for an A+ .

pairing ;; professor!matt x student!fem!oc

warnings ;; SMUTTTT🤞🤞 , age gap (matt is 27 reader is 22), cursing , making out , oral (m receiving) , p in v , fingering , unprotected sex (pls dont!!) , pet names (princess, sweetheart, etc) , lowercase intended and thats it!

a/n ;; pls bare w me im too shy to write on here but first smut post i hope yall likey!!! this is for my baby kitten whiskers; @mattsluttywaist and @cheetahmadi 🥳🥳 also this looked better in drafts

pink: you

blue: matt

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“remember, no talking during the test.” was what pulled me out of the trance that i was in. i blinked as i noticed that i was staring at my professor for the entire time he talked about the test we were about to take. professor matthew was walking around the class to give everyone the papers.

“if i catch you talking, i will invalidate your test.” i let out a loud sigh as he placed the paper infront of me, remembering me of the last time that i accidentally spoke during an exam and it led me to get a zero. “yes sir.” i picked up my pencil from my pencil case and started to write my name.

a few hours felt like 10 minutes when my professor said that time was up. i looked down at my test for it not to be completed. “fuck.” i mumbled under my breath. my fingers flipped through the pages to see how many questions i had left. many students had started to walk down to the professors desk to turn it in, soon i was the last student in the class.

“ms. stallord, i said time was up.” he spoke, walking up to my desk. i groan and slouch into my chair. “sir, please is it okay if i finish this after school? i cant afford to fail.” i pout as i looked up at him, his arms crossed with his sleeves rolled up. the brunette shook his head, trying to think of something.

“lets do this.” matt said as he grabbed the packet of paper and walked back to his desk, signaling for me to follow him. i swallowed the lump in my throat while walking close enough to him that i could smell his cologne.

i watched him sit down in his desk and taking out what i assumed was the packet with the answers. the classroom remained quiet for a few minutes, the brunette probably grading what i had done. “C-“ he finally spoke up. i roll my eyes and let out a frustrated whine. “seriously??” matt took off his glasses, “its still passing.” he shrugged. i bit my bottom lip and let it bounce back as i thought. “is there anything i can do at all for extra credit?” i asked, tilting my head to the left and taking a seat next to his desk matt let his glasses on top of his head and pressed his fingers against his mouth. “hmmm, not that i know of, i dont think there is sweetheart.” he replied calmly. my heart skipped a beat as he called me sweetheart in such a way. “i would do anything sir. i cant have my mom know i got a C- on this exam.” i was practically begging at this point. “you got that grade because you didn’t finish the test, probably because you were looking at me. that correct?” he asked me, his head tilting to the side with a cocky smirk spread on his lips. i blinked rapidly when i heard what he had said. but to make it worse, he wasn’t lying. i wasn’t even looking, i was staring. “s-sorry what sir?” i muttered quickly. “you really don’t think i notice ms. stallord?” he chuckled a little bit. i stayed quiet, my cheeks a pink hue.

“now that i pointed it out, you stay silent huh?” matthew stated, his eyebrow raised ever so slightly. “no thats not it um.” i spoke quietly. “i don’t really mean to stare its just that uhm. you are very attractive.. sir.” the sentences left my mouth in a sheepish shaky tone. he laughed quietly to my embarrassment. “dont worry about it. i dont mind.” the brunette said, adjusting his seat so he was closer to me now. god i wanted to kiss him so bad. “o-oh okay, im glad sir.” i replied quietly, my eyes flickering to his lips and my tongue licking my lips to rehydrate them. “please, call me matt.” he mumbled, looking at my eyes then my lips. i listened to my gut and leaned in for a kiss, surprisingly getting one from him back.

my eyes fluttered shut, my heart pounding against my chest as my hands found their way to his loose brunette locks that i messed with slightly. matt nibbled on my bottom lip before sliding his tongue into my mouth. i whined softly, now somehow getting ontop of his lap. my legs were now wrapped around his hips and my hands rested on his shoulders. goosebumps covered each piece of skin matt had been touching. i felt one of his hands slide underneath my shirt, i shivered slightly at how cold his hand actually was.

his mouth detached from mine and he started to leave wet open mouthed kisses along my jawline and neck. small moans come out of my mouth as he did so, my hand trailed up to his head and i started to scratch his scalp gently. “will this make up the C-, sir?” i asked in an innocent tone as i looked down at him. “if you kneel for me, perhaps.” matt whispered, letting go of my hips and resting his hands back on the arm rests. i smirked with an obedient nod as i slid off of his lap and in between his legs. i kneeled in between his clothed thighs, my hands sliding up and down on them softly. i unbuckled his belt and pulled his pants down and threw them somewhere in the classroom.

matt was left in his light grey boxers that had a small dark stain from his pre-cum on them. my fingers hooked around the waistband of his boxers and i pulled them down. his 7.4in slapped my face lightly as soon as i took off his boxers.

my mouth began to practically drool as soon as i saw him fully. i wrapped my cold palm around his base firmly and stroked him slowly. i made sure to make my thumb slide right through his slit.

“fuckk.” he whined, looking down at me. i looked up at him with innocent doe eyes as my hand began to stroke him up and down a bit more quicker now. i kissed his tip before taking him entirely in my mouth.

i felt his hand turn down to my hair, he grasped it and made it into a makeshift ponytail. my tongue slid over the head of his cock as i bopped my head up and down. i heard a string of swears pouring out of matt’s name while he began to thrust his ups upward. “fuck fuck yes yes.” the brunette groaned out. he started to twitch in my mouth which told me that he was getting close. soon enough, he spewed his cum down my throat. his cock left my mouth with a wet pop. i rubbed off any of his white liquid that was on my mouth. “you did so well.” he purred, i kissed his tip one last time and earning a small whine from him.

i stood back up and before i could say anything, he grabbed me and sat me down on his lap. “oh princess im not done with you.” the brunette said, placing his hands on my hips. my core was begging for any sort of friction.

matt’s hand slid underneath my skirt, his thumb rubbed over my clothed clit gently. a small whine left my lips as i tried to balance myself by having my hands on his shoulders. he hooked his slender fingers on my panties and he pushed them to the side. “your so wet already sweetheart.” he cooed, his fingers tracing my entrance. “dont tease.” i begged with my eyes fixating onto his face. matt tilted his head to the side as he slowly shoved his digits inside of my cunt.

his fingers slid easily in and out of me, they curled against my g-spot occasionally. i bit my bottom lip to hold back my small whimpers as i clenched around him. “oh shit.” i breathed out, my head leaning back slightly. matt thrusted his fingers in and out while the familiar knot started to form in my stomach. his slender digits continued to stab my pussy, but before i could finish on them he slid them out. “why’d you stop?” i pout with a small whimper. “not letting you finish just yet sweetheart.” matt spoke softly as he aligned his tip with my cunt.

before anything else, he slowly thrusted into me. as soon as he was inside of me, i made sure to squeeze around him perfectly. “tell me when i can move.” the brunette whispered so i could get a chance to adjust to his size. matt’s finger tips grazed my hips gently, his eyes fixated on my face. “o-okay.” a shaky moan left my lips. with no hesitation, he started to thrust in and out of me.

i leaned my head back when his tip kissed my sweet spot within every thrust. matt rested his hands against my hips a bit more roughly as he rutted his hips into mine. god he was so deep inside of me. i guess i was being a little bit too loud that caused matt to shove two of his fingers down my throat. “gotta be quiet baby.” he whispered, still plunging himself into my wet core. i coated his digits with my salvia, using the opportunity to do so. “m’so close sir.” i whine out when matt slid his fingers out of my mouth. his tip stabbed my cervix a few more times before the knot in my stomach started to form again. i felt him twitching inside of me, letting me know that he was about to cum again. “cum for me sweetheart.” he moaned out as his hips began to stutter into mine.

after a few more thrusts, i came all over his cock. it wasn’t too long before matt came deep inside of me ether. he fucked me through our high before he pulled himself out. “so, can i get an A+ now?” i asked with a small smirk spread on my face. “yes, you can sweetheart.”

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a/n part 2: i started writing this at 4am and i finished at 4pm 😭😭 sorry if this isnt that good i hate writing fics publicly 😕

GINGER TRAUMA | PT2 | MLIST

﹙SCARAMOUCHE/WANDERER X FEM READER﹚

An: The pt1 spoiling isn't ENOUGH for Meowmouche so heres another day of spoiling him😈

Tw:3.3 SCARAMOUCHE LORE SPOILERS, cursing, kuni and reader bullying ginger, mention of blood/cuts, Childe calling Kuni a demon😢, yandere thoughts ig???

After long tiring day you can't wait to go home and cuddle with your very very sweet kitten; kuni!

"[name]!" Childe greeted you while you're on your way home "oh! Childe! What's sup?" You greeted him back and he seem s little bit of nervous "well uhh.. i was wondering if i could spend a night at your house? Like a sleepover ykyk" he touched his nape a little embarrassed "Ofc! You're welcome to my house as always" you smiled at him before walking to your home

Sooner or later the ginger will regret falling for your sweet trap.

"OW! STOP IT YOU DEMON CAT-" you sweat drop at the sight of childe being bullied by your cat; scratching his face with his sharp nails

"im very sorry childe but maybe Kuni have a problem with you.." "I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!一STOP IT!" He tried to keep Kuni out of his face but he can't because Kuni was gripping on his clothes that it will tear off soon..

"maybe he have a problem on your existence" you gave childe a close-eyed-smile "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TAKING YOUR CATS SIDE WHO ONLY KNOW YOU FOR LIKE A WEEK INSTEAD OF YOUR POOR FRIEND一OW!" He argued and you feel a little guilty but it was his fault not You cat.. right?

"he's adorable yk.." you wipe a fake tear before patting your lap and Kuni immediately stopped bullying Childe and cuddle at your lap as if he did nothing

"both of you are gingerphobic" "Im glad you know^^" you could see the veins popping out of Childe's forehead while he eats his dinner specially made by you ofc

After dinner You and Childe decided to watch a movie at your laptop but while attempting to lay his head on your shoulder your cat didn't seem to like it. So Kuni decided to scratch Childe on his cheek leaving a wound "OW-! THIS DEMON ISTG"

This time Childe expects you to protect him but to his suprise you just shrugged your shoulders "Its your fault for doing something he doesn't like"

Childe.is.close.to.crying.

"[name] idk what in the world did this cat did to you or cast on you but CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S A LITTLE DEMON???" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN A DEMON?! BE GLAD IM LETTING U HAVE A SLEEPOVER AT MY HOUSE AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CALL MY SWEET ANGEL INNOCENT KITTY KUNI?? HOW DARE YOU." You glared at Childe who seem clutching his chest letting out fake crocodile tears.

"oh my sweet [name] this isn't you.." Childe sighs before going to sleep at the guest room while you grinned and have a highfive with Kuni before giggling "Now we can watch movie together WITHOUT someone THIRDWHEELING"

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At the very next morning you woke up with Kuni snuggling at your chest comfortably and you noticed a note at the coffee table meaning Childe already left this morning

Grinning to yourself you decided to spoil your Kuni again "c'mon Kuni.. wake up we're going on a date!" You slightly poke him and he soon open his eyes before stretching. You got up and do your morning routine with him!

Brushing your teeth beside him while you gave him his own cat Colgate (yk those things for pets to not have stinky breathing ykyygejsg), cooking while he's on your apron pockets watching you cook his and yours breakfast, eating with you while you eat on the floor with him watching him eat because he's cute while eating!

"say wanna go to the near cat café i found? That would be fun because you can make friends there! Also thinking of adopting another kitten.." You see him staring at you with sad eyes, he didn't want you to adopt another kitten! You already have him as your kitten and you dont wanna pay another 3k+ for the other kittens things.. (wow surprisingly he wants you to save money for himself LMAO💀一)

"Welcome! Please make yourself comfortable" you sat at the chair near the window before placing Kuni at the table watching cats climb up to the chair and play with him.. but he doesn't seem to get along with the cats very well...

He keeps hissing at them and even attempt to scratch them with his sharp nails, you thought that the ginger cat reminds him of Childe thats why he's acting like that

After finishing your order you head out of the cafe and decided to buy your Kuni some.. toys

Listen he can't just scratch the side of the sofas, the carpet and other things yk so why not buy him his OWN toys?. You're back again at the same pet shop; the place where you spoiled Kuni

"Kuni since you've been scratching other things lately... Especially childe (except the fact he's a human) i decided that we should buy you some toys hm? Are you ready to make my wallet heavy again?" You smiled towards the small kitten before pushing the cart grabbing almost every.single.toy.

Deep inside Kuni was a little bit worried about the prices (oops did i spoil?) What about the electricity bills? The water bills? What about YOUR food? But you look like you don't care about anything or anyone right now but him.

"I think we should build you your own room dont you think?" You put your hand under your chin thinking about his very own room look like before grinning.

"Alright! Time to be broke again!"

An: OKAY PT3 WILL BE POSTED SOON AND I HAVE ALL OF IT PLANNED WHSGRHHE

Taglist: @kunikuzushicandegrademefr

Seriously? Give me a break…

a special request from my friend ;)

pt 1

how did this happen…

You didn’t mean to… you were just a chemist working for the jujutsu world. You made potions for faster healings or for the ones who are having trouble to summon their cursed energy.

One day, you were just mixing this and that, bored out of your mind. You didnt mean to pour what you were just making into Yuji’s water bottle… look, it just looked like one of your lab stuff! And plus, why is it even there? Did he accidentally left it?

“Hey, y/n, i left my bottle here, mind if i come in?” Yuji said from outside of your lab door. “Nope! just dont touch anything and watch your step.” Yuji opened the door and walked towards your table where his bottle was. “Thanks! see you.”

Thats how it all started. Well, couldnt you just warn him? No! You weren’t looking that time, you were busy organising some potions in my special fridge.

“Hey, y/n, we… have some trouble here. Can we come in?” Nobara shouted from outside of your lab.

“We? How many are you there? You know what just, come in, watch your step!” You shouted back, to make sure she heard you. Nobara opened the door and you were met with something not in a million years you would expect seeing.

“Uhm..” Megumi hummed in an embarrassed way. Looking at the floor to avoid making eye contact with you. He was holding… what seemed like Yuji as a baby?

“Why did you bring a baby here?! C-Cover its nose and mouth Megumi!” You warned, he immediately did what you told him.

“Y/n, its… Yuji. We found him like this when we were on our way to our dorms.. he was right infront of his dorm. We were hoping you know why this happened.” Nobara explained.

“Uh… hmm… dude im a chemist… i dont know!” You stressed out. “He did stopped by here to take his bottle, right?” Megumi asked.

“Yea… But…” Then it clicked you. “Wait, did you bring his bottle with you?” You asked, They both nodded and showed you the said bottle.

“Oh… my… god…” You took the bottle and opened it.

“I… *sigh* I accidentally used his bottle when i was mixing stuff… Thats it. This is it. Its time to say goodbye. Im definitely getting fired.” You said with the expression with no emotion.

“Can you stop playing around?” Megumi said to you. “Cant say a little joke? Okay fine.. well, all my potions are temporary and probably the one he drank too. He’ll go back to normal in 2-3 days.” You explained to them. They were shocked to hear you explanation.

“t-two to three days?! Who’s gonna take care of him?!” Nobara shouted out. “Y/n, i think your responsible for this. Its your mistake.” Megumi told you. “Hey hey who was the one who left the bottle in MY lab?” “DO YOU WANT HIM TO TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF THEN?” They both yelled.

“Okay, okay! we should ask Gojo for advice!”

You said, and opened the door and shooed them out, you following them out too.

“Gojo? GOJOOO” You knocked on his office. Finally, the familiar face comes out. “HELLO MY SUPER AWESOME STUDENTS!!! What are you here for? Oh I know! You want to see my super cool cursed techni-“ Megumi cuts Gojo off by explaining on what happened.

“So? What do you think? Who should be responsible? We dont even know why we came to ask you but please take this seriously.” Nobara said to Gojo. “Hmmm… You know… this bottle does look like some Y/n’s lab stuff.. but it has some stickers on it, see?” Gojo turned the bottle around and showed you the sticker that was attached to it. This is a very Yuji Itadori behaviour, putting a “I Love Boobs” sticken on his bottle.

“What?! I-I didnt see it-“ “Your responsible for him, have a good day!” Gojo closes the door, getting back to slacking off in his office, Megumi and Nobara gave you the baby Yuji and ran away to their dorms. “Ugh! *Sigh* Good thing i wont be having a demanding schedule for a week. Finally, a break! Kind of.”

You said to yourself.

Finally arriving at your own dorm, you put yuji down on your bed and and you lay down on the floor, letting out a loud and tired sigh, you can’t remember how many times you sighed today. “Hopefully you wont be too much trouble, now… what do i do with you first… Do you want to eat?” Obviously, Yuji just looked at you, looking all cute instead of responding.

“Lets go to the cafeteria and asked the chef there to make some baby food for you..”

Stay Still

You want to try something new, but Emmett has other ideas. ✨️Smut✨️ Cockwarming, p in v sex, unprotected sex, dirty talk.

"Stay still for me, okay?" You ask Emmett as you are perched in his lap, filled to the brim with his cock. He was originally excited when you wanted to try something new, but now he's not so sure. "Baby, are you seriously going to just sit there? What in the hell is this?" You stroke his beard wearing a teasing smile. "This is cockwarming, Emmett. Isn't this fun?"

Emmett groans as he feels you flutter around him. "Well I may be nice and warm, but this certainly isn't fun for me. Will you please move?" He pleads. "Nope, now hush and sit there." Emmett rolls his eyes and rests his forehead on your shoulder trying to gain composure. You hear his heavy breathing and cursing under his breath. You are so full and warm and comfortable. Emmett on the other hand, has had enough.

"Sorry, sweetheart, but this is bullshit." He stands up, still inside you, and quickly has you underneath him. He wastes no time, and starts moving in and out at a quick pace. "Now, isn't this more fun?" Emmett asks, now having you be the immobile one, hands pinned above your head. "Thinking it's fun and cute to tease me like that. You should be ashamed. So warm and wet and I'm supposed to just sit in it? Fuck you." His thrusts taking the wind out of you, no response can be made. You have to admit to yourself, this is more fun.

He looks down at you, knowing your body and that your are very close. "Nope, dont you do it. Just sit there, remember? See how you fucking like it. Don't you dare come." You cry out in frustration. "Emmett please!" He slows to a snails pace, "Nope, just stay still remember?" Isn't this fun?"

Star Pupil

Request: Hello!!! Hope you have an amazing birthday. Can I please request a Ghost x fem!reader where Ghost is training a bunch of rookies, but they dont really take training seriously. Like ik it sounds very unrealistic as the battleground is very dangerous but yk- so like theese recruits are like, not trying or just rolling their eyes behind Ghosts back(ofc he notices) but reader catches Ghosts eyes bc she is the only one who is actually trying(and the only female among them) and taking the training seriously and he sometimes sees her training in her free time. Just wnated to know how he would react about this :33Feel free to ignore, and also HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONCE AGAIN <3

AN: HELLO this is so much later than when you requested (sorry lol) but i hope you enjoy what i threw together <33333 THIS WAS SO FUN TO WRITE!! hope you take care hon, and thanks for the birthday wishes when you originally sent this in!!!!! - Lee

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Oneshot: Simon “Ghost” Riley x fem!reader

warnings: none, cursing? it’s really just fluff

summary: you are a new recruit for the organization that squad force 141 is under. what happens when you are seemingly the only recruit that takes her training seriously, but also develops a crush on your instructor?

wc: 1.4k+ (this really turned into a whole thing huh)

enjoy!!!!

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Ghost should have known that a class of new recruits would be difficult to teach.

Hell, all of them were male, expect for one person who was a woman. The fact that the class was 99% male didn’t surprise him when the first day of teaching went to complete shit.

No one was listening to his instructions and he didn’t even know how most of these men qualified to even be here, training under him. They were unruly, constantly talking when he was giving instructions and in even some instances, they would mock and roll their eyes at Ghost when his back was turned.

The recruits were just lucky he didn’t see them mocking him, otherwise it would be a completely different story, and all those who participated would be packing their bags to go home.

It was a blow to his ego.

Did they not know what a unique opportunity this was? To be training with a member of the infamous squad 141?

141 was the best in the game, the best team out there to accomplish complex covert mission after mission. No one else had the skill set or the discipline to be as good as they are.

So, why the fuck was the next generation of the organization being such dipshits?

Much not to Ghost’s surprise, the sole recruit that was taking training seriously was the woman recruit.

After the first week, Ghost found himself looking up your file, wanting to know more about his star pupil. He figured you were around the same age as the other recruits, but it turned out that you were around his age, although a few years younger. You also had some field work under your belt. That must be why she seems so much more competent that her peers, Ghost thinks.

Before you were recruited to squad 141, you spent your late teens and early twenties going to a prestigious military school, specializing in military strategy and combat. Afterwards you joined an organization specializing in oversee operations. You also had a special skill in archery and close quarters combat, specifically knife play.

He was impressed to say the least.

He also couldn’t ignore the fact that he thought you were pretty. His teammates teased him relentlessly when they saw him, catching onto his schoolboy crush.

“Hey Ghost, how’s your star pupil?”

“Do you make all the other recruits run more laps than her?”

All of these stupid questions came with a smirk and at least one laugh from another team member. Ghost kept his cool though, he didn’t want to give them any more ammo to hit him with. Somehow these bastards found out I have a crush on her, bloody hell.

He didn’t even think he was being that obvious. However, when sifting through his memories, he realized he did talk about you a lot, especially after a drink or two. But who could blame him? You were at the top of your class, and outshone your pupils so easily. It was hard not to brag about you to 141.

You impressed him further when he spotted you training by yourself, during your precious free time. Typically, new recruits had a rigorous schedule, so any free time granted was special, not the be taken for granted. Most people took naps, drank, or simply lazed around with their friends during this time. However, you continued to amaze him at your dedication to be the best at your job.

He figured out your schedule so sometimes he would find himself trailing behind you (without your knowledge of course), and watch some of your solo training sessions. He wasn’t trying to be creepy, he just wanted to see what you focused on when you trained alone.

The next time he had training with your cohort, he found himself giving you specific pointers based on what he saw during your unaided training sessions.

As astounded he was by you, he never deliberately approached you, never singled you out. Apart from his tips here and there, he treated you like all the other recruits. Although he harbored a burrowing, yet growing crush for you, he didn’t want to make you uncomfortable.

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Sooner than later your graduation came. Now you were no longer a measly recruit but a major, you were someone with ranks. You were proud to say the least, and little did you know, your instructor was just as proud, maybe even more so than yourself.

When you were on the way back to your dorms, you noticed Ghost leaning against the door to the hallway. You tried to suppress the warmness that threatened to spread onto your cheeks, so you looked down, hoping he doesn’t notice you.

All throughout your training you tried your best not to make it apparent about the crush you had on Ghost. You really tried your hardest to solely focus on the task at hand; which was, training. Sometimes, to distract yourself even further from him, you would spend your free time alone, training even more. The exercise helped quell your racing heart and aching bones that longed for a certain 6’4 lieutenant.

The enigma behind him was all the more intriguing. You could only see half his face, who wouldn’t be interested to learn more? You were dying to know what he looking like with his balaclava removed. You wondered if he had a mustache, or any facial hair for that matter that was hidden by the mask.

Did he have dimples? A freckle or two on his chin, near his mouth? What did his lips look like? Were they thin, thick? You just had so many questions sparked by your new found crush on him.

You were shocked and a little frazzled when your tactic didn’t work, because right as you’re about to past Ghost, he gingerly places a hand on your bicep, and says your name.

Now that you think about it, this was the first time he called you by your name, all other times he referred to you as Recruit 139.

For a man who’s skilled in killing people, he had such a gentle hold on you, not at all imposing. Your heartbeat picked up and when you glanced up at him, it raced even more.

“Hm? Oh, hi Lieutenant.” You slightly bowed even though his hand was still on you, the warmth sizzling through your shirt and seemingly marking your skin.

Before he could get a word in edge wise, you said hurriedly, “I just want to say thank you for being such a great instructor. You really motivated me to perform my best and try my hardest. So, again thank you.”

You found yourself slightly bowing again. Why do I keep doing that?

Too caught up in your own embarrassment of being around Ghost, you failed to notice the curve of his lips upturn under his balaclava, obviously endeared by you.

He removes his hand from your arm, and says, “No need to thank me, I mean you practically did all the work yourself. You were clearly more driven than your peers, along with all those training sessions you did during your free time-

“Wait what?”

When you look back up at Ghost you see that his eyes have widened. “How do you know I train by myself?”

Ghost lets out a chuckle in the form of a sigh, “I just saw you by accident a few times, wasn’t stalking or anything.” He holds up his hands as if to confirm.

“Ah, is that why you gave me suspiciously specific pointers during training sessions? I thought you were reading my mind!”

This time he grants you a full laugh, “No, no minding reading here.”

He takes a step towards you, and you automatically take a half step back, not used to being so close to the lieutenant.

“Anyways, what I wanted to originally ask you was, do you want to go out for celebratory drinks? You are my star pupil after all. Well, no longer a pupil, but a colleague.”

You tried to hide your awe. Is he really asking me to go get drinks?

You’re about to reject, when you realize that this is your chance and like he said, you are no longer a student of his, but rather a colleague.

You pretend to ponder his request, bringing a finger to rub your chin and grant him a sweet smile. “Hmm, are first rounds on you?”

Though, he sees right through your act.

You hear him cough, as if suppress another laugh, and then he says, “Of course. That would just be rude if it wasn’t, hm?”

Your smile widens, and Ghost thinks he may pass out, “You’re damn right.”

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Simon “Ghost” Riley Masterlist

What are some fluff hcs that you have for any and all of your handsome boys?? How would you spend a day with them? What are dates each of them would take you on?

meadow! Your spoiling me with all these delicious and amazing ideas!!

I’ll actually probably make this in 2 or 3 parts just so I can fit all mah bois :) (if requested, I will also add in some of my favorite gals!)

RED GUY:

Hand holding to the max!!

could be watching the most horrific thing unfold infront of him, and his hand would still be slotted in with yours

making dinner? He’s holding your hand.

watching tv? He’s holding your hand.

sleeping? Yup, he’s holding your hand!

he's a very shameless person when it comes to the softer things in your relationship

will not hesitate to pull you into his lap for cuddles.

also won’t hesitate to cling to you on every part of the day.

your cooking? Well so is he, now.

he loves cooking with you. It’s just so…normal.

normality is not something he experiences a lot, so even when you two are doing simple and mundane things, he enjoys it to the fullest :)

bro's sense of humor is so bad, but it gets to the point where it’s so ungodly terrible, that it becomes funny.

“Hey...what do you call a prisoner walking downstairs?”

“i dunno..What do ya call 'em?”

“..a CONDESCENDING… :D”

he thinks he’s funny, so please laugh :((

dates include him and you cooking a dessert of some sort.

his favorite is making apple cobbler pie with you :3

often you’ll end up with flour hand prints on your ass and some whipped cream on your nose.

he's just a silly guy doing silly things with his ooohh sooo silly partner!!

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JIN BUBAIGAWARA: (what? He dies? No. No he doesn’t. Not here. He lives. That’s the reality we have here. Deal with it. Go argue with the wall idc.)

my sweet sweet baby boy. Where should I start?

okay, before he overcomes his trauma:

Took his mask off infront of you once, and now he can’t stop.

hes addicted to how you kiss his scar

how you coo at him and tell him he’s so handsome 🥺

Will fight for you if it’s serious. He’s still scared he’s a clone :((

will stand up for you tho

anyone says anything bad about you? He’s cursing them out while his alter ego is making weirdly terrifying threats.

”YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY, HUH?” “I hope you sleepwalk into oncoming traffic...” “DONT YOU FUCKIN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY PARTNER” “I hope everyone you love leaves you.…”

Dates consist of you two sitting on top of rooftops while having a picnic. Talking shit, cuddling, and eating.

you two end up falling asleep in each others arm a lot, admiring the sunset or the moon.

he is a human heating pad. Like seriously. You don’t need a blanket when he’s around

Loves lying on his back with you laying on his chest :)

is a little shy :(

Thinks you don’t want others to know you two are a thing :(((

but when you hold his hand in public or in front of the league? He melts.

When you first kissed his lips over the mask in public? He cried a little

tears of joy :)

can’t cook for shit. That man burns water.

don’t ask me how, but you tasked him to make breakfast one morning, and a fire broke out.

there was also mayonnaise on your ceiling. Again, don’t ask, not even he knows.

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Simon Riley "Ghost" (this motherfucker doesn't die either. if anyone tells me otherwise, meet me at the Arby's parking lot at 6, BECAUSE I WILL FIGHT YOU)

oh my lawdy lawd. he is just SO FINE, WHERE DO I EVEN START??

this man has issues. he's really touch starved, but doesn't know how to accept any light touches.

he might shy away from your light advancements, because he's so used to any physical bringing harm or ill intent towards him.

but when you kiss his cheek, and hug his (slutty) little waist, he folds like a lawn chair on a hot summer day.

will scream, cry, throw up, roll on the ground, and promptly die if you ever serve him tea in a bowl (the French do this.)

likes to go to the gym with you. he loves to see you work out iykwim.

Ghost has never been a man for soft things, but he Isn't Ghost with you. With you, he's Simon Riley, a man who longs to have a sense of normalcy, a man who wants to take you out to nice restaurants, and a man who wants to bend down on one knee for you, and ask that burning question that lays in the back of his mind 24/7

he wants to do all of those things, but its going to take time. his insecurities tell him you deserve a man who can do more for you, but as always, you wash those thoughts away for him.

for now, his dates consist of concealed places, like the safety of either his, or your home, where he can take off his mask, safely. sitting, watching movies, drinking wine or scotch, and cuddling.

He's a big advocate on "actions speak louder than words" so he doesn't say "I love you" too often, but when he does say it? you better get the tissues. because he only says it during a really vulnerable moment of his, like when he's calming down from a PTSD induced flashback, or a panic attack, or when its late, in the middle of the night, when he knows its just him and his demons awake, with you sleeping soundly in his arms.

believe it or not, THIS MAN CAN COOK-

listen, i know he's British, and i know he's in the military, but that man just radiates "I'll make you a five star meal before i snap your neck"

he is a god when it comes to making steak. give him a basic ass steak, some spices, and a few other side ingredients and he'll give you a true taste of heaven. A taste of heaven from a man from hell.

we love him all the same though <3

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holy fucking hell this took WAY too long, and I took some extra time on Ghosts.

as always, any type of constructive criticism is appreciated, no matter how harsh or small it is <3

Okay so we need cauis and human mate contact. I’m all for it . I need to know how he would react & how the mate gets turned I NEED ANSWERS PLEASE BBY 

Uhm im going to go with a headcanon because I am really struggling to write more than a couple sentences a day, also theres only one way this is ending.

Im also definitely in the minority when j say I really dont find the actor for Caius very attractive and my headcanons sometines reflect who I like 😬

Caius is always ready for someone to break the rules it makes eternal life very entertaining

So when a coven is making themselves a bit too obvious in your city he’s ready to go and carry out some justice

As the guard is cleaning up the troublemakers a few get out and Demetri Felix and Caius go to find the escapees

Caius finds his about to unalive you and I’ll be honest he doesn’t care a out you he is just focusing on carrying out his job

Seriously he barely noticed you until you squeak out a thank you. His head snaps toward you and he was about to finish the other vampires job before but as he walks toward you he feels a pull

And he curses any entity thats listening, of course youre a human, ew

He debates just leaving you but he has to burn the vampire to get the job done so if he wants you to at least live he needs to get you out of there. He curses something archaic under his breath and sets the vampire ablaze. He scoops you up and drops you in a park nearby

Demetri catches up to him and the two try to figure out what to do.

The two disappear and youre left alone in the middle of the night. No one would believe you if you told them what happened and you just keep quiet. Caius is monitoring this btw

He talked to Aro and Marcus and they both agreed he needed to bring you to Volterra. Human or not was up to him

He chose not btw

He finds you and decides to tell you because you know what happened you have to be changed, he leaves out that theres a possible mate bond

Obviously youre going to hesitate a bit but Caius is, im sorry not going to be persuaded otherwise

He bites you and carries you away to the palace. When you wake up he continues to be distant.

It takes Marcus basically forcing him in a room for him to explain the mate bond/pull that youve begun to feel as well

You tell him he has to put in more of an effort or you will leave the palace and he agrees to try, reluctantly

to his effort he does start to try but it is painfully slow with him. He starts by just accompanying you every day for a little while and it takes probably a good two weeks before he actually tries to talk to you. But once he starts its hard to get him to stop.

Realize that if you want Caius’s attitude to change you also have to be a bit of a hard ass and not let him be a dick. He will like that you dont let anyone walk over you and it will honestly force his curiosity to be piqued

Getting him to open up will take just as long if not longer so you are also going to have to be patient.

The relationship will take a while to blossom but i cant imagine a more protective mate in the volturi (besides Felix)

Shadow King Au

Ok l'Il come clean! Im very proud of this mini story! Hope you enjoy it!!

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Sun Wukong was finally free! He was out if that dreadful cell! He away from those chains!

Away from…

from him

He was conflicted and somewhat sad… why? Why was he so sad? This is what he wanted!! Wukong growled

“Can you leave me alone” he turns to the small monkey king, who’s leaning on the side of the peak of the mountain he was on, twirling his tail around “FOR FIVE MINUTES?!?”

“Nope, I just want you to see what you’re doing is wrong!!”

“Why because its not the path to enlightenment?”

“No, because you are hurting the one you so say we love”

“ARGH stop making me feel bad!!”

The young monkey smiled at the fact that his talk was working. But it wasn’t enough, he need something or someone to bring his older self back to earth…thats it…

“You know…you’ve became impolite”

“Seriously?” Said Wukong with a irritated tone

“You haven’t thanked the kid…for freeing us…”

Wukong was shocked at the young king’s wording. He chuckles and smirks. The young king felt bad for what he suggested but it needed to be done.

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He didn’t wanted to leave home he wanted to stay with his dad and be a family with him…he feels like he disappointed him so much! Hiding from his father, the generals, his friends and the pilgrims. He didn’t wanted to be seen right now not by his friends and especially not by his father

‘Stupid…why didn’t you listen?’ Mk thought to himself bringing his knees towards his face.

“Xiaotian!! Xiaotian come back!!” He heard Macaque from far far away worried about him. “Xiaotian please I’m not mad!! Xiaotian!!”

‘Im sorry, dad’ Mk thought, he knew his dad’s ability to hear from afar no matter where he was.

Mk suddenly got a headache and everything went gold. He knew what this meant. Looking at the shoes of of the monkey who caused all this pain.

“HEY BUD!! How you doing?!”

Mk looked at Wukong with a look he never would’ve imagined he’d use, complete and utter venomous glare. Wukong smirked and held his hands up.

“Woah now kiddo, you still upset about what happened? Yeah I moved from that like…immediately” Wukong said with a chuckle and a shrug.

Mk looked away and Wukong continued

“Listen, I forgot to thank you properly for freeing me! Boy, without you I wouldn’t be able to see the sun!”

“Thank me?…you MADE me free you and you made me DISAPPOINT EVERYONE AND MADE EVERYONE ANGRY AT ME and all you can say is THANK YOU?!” Mk shouted not caring at all if his father heard him or not. He was tired, hurt, angry, confused and had enough lies and secrets!

“W-why are you angry at me? I never lied to you, kid”

“YOU HURT ME!! HOW IS THAT BETTER THAN LYING?! AT LEAST MY DAD LIED TO KEEP ME SAFE!!” Mk shouted crying his eyes out. Wukong looked shocked at the boy. He didn’t expect the kid to shout like this…it had feelings that he relates towards. Nevertheless he continued.

“Your ‘dad’ lied to you…he doesn’t trust you enough to know what happened”

“My dad trust me…he LOVES me! That’s why he lied! thats why he kept secrets! It was to protect ME” Mk stood up and looked at Wukong’s shocked and stunned face.

“Xiaotian, I was with you all the way…I helped you with a lot of things”

Mk just held his head and growled at the monkey. His eyes filled with tears falling down.

“ALL YOU DID WAS FOR YOU!! YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT ME!! YOU’RE JUST A GREEDY, SELFISH, BASTARD!!! I DONT WANT YOU NEAR ME, MY FRIENDS, MY FAMILY NOR MY DAD!! I WANT YOU OUT OF MY LIFE!!”

Wukong didn’t expected those words to hurt more than- well at all. He had this planned for the last 18 years of the boy’s life and now that it’s complete he should be happy and move on, take revenge on those who hurt him, revenge on Macaque for sealing him, revenge on Guanyin for creating the migraine spell and the cursed fillet, and revenge on the the monk, the Golden Cicada, no matter how many times the bastard reincarnates he will kill them. But seeing the boy cry like this reminded him of himself and how much pain he was in during his time with the cursed monk…

“I DID EVERYTHING FOR YEARS TO HELP YOU SEE THAT THE SIX EARED MACAQUE ISN’T TO BE TRUSTED! IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!!” Wukong stopped as he shouted at the boy. He said the dreadful frase that the monk used to use.

“IF IT WAS FOR MY OWN GOOD WHY DID HE PROTECT ME WHEN YOU ESCAPE?! WHY DID HE TAKE ME IN WHEN MY PARENTS LEFT ME TO DIE?! FOR WHO’S GOOD WAS IT FOR?! MINE OR YOURS?!”

Wukong was about to respond when he heard Macaque’s call to the boy.

“XIAOTIAN!! XIAOTIAN YOURE OK!” Macaque ran to the crying boy not noticing his golden eyes where still activated.

“Dad…Dad I’m so sorry..”

Macaque looked at his son and noticed his golden vision was activated. He hugged Xiaotian, his tearful face on the king’s chest, he looked at where his son was facing before he got there and glared knowing fully that Wukong was watching them. Wukong saw the tears on the king’s face. His stomach fell.

“Why did you do this to him?…He did NOTHING TO YOU!…and yet you hurt him…”

Wukong stopped the astral projection and took a minute to reflect on what the kid told him.

“So…was it worth it?”

I love this you should be super proud 💕✨

It’s so soft ~ in a way.

Like little spoiler.

When wukong will be free, he and macaque will beat the shit out of each other like emotionally and physically

“IM FREE!”

“Oh no you’re not “

Obviously guys macaque can’t leave wukong be free in the wild, or the wild will implode.

And they will almost level FFM

MK? You may ask

Well he will try to not get involve, to obviously get involved and then there is going to be so much angst to write about uhh

When I’m done with commissions I will make this comic I swear

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reacting to Shubble’s ep. 6 of Empires :)  *SPOILER WARNING.. obviously* oh no Shubble don’t steal the trident your channeling your Afterlife cat Shubble. but Joey also called Shub a lowly witch, which she is very insecure about, so.. fair enough. “I mean, I’m already a criminal, I might as well keep going” FKASJKJF please Shub, that’s so funny- also, leaning more into villain Shelby arc?? jeez, Shelby has to put signs reading ‘Beware of the fog!’, it’s that bad?? that’s really worrying. magic spawn fire? yeah that makes sense, there’s been weirder.. but it summons thunder, and now everybody is just calling Joel ‘Thunder Daddy’ now, that’s... weird. But okay, go off, I guess. OH THE FIRE THING WORKED?? jeez the blue fire (wisps??) is really powerful this season huh? it’s defo the corruption of this season, I mean, come on. breaking out of lore, I wonder if they just changed the weather and the camp fire. probably. Shubble please don’t strike all the creepers you will die this is a bad idea- just take one head and go, yes, leave that one it’s fine. the fire didn’t seem to have a cut between clips tho?? huh, very interesting.. oop Shelby didn’t do her research. ‘this guys not even the right guy’, well that’s a problem. that clip looked like it was cut tho for the fire?? but I mean she did get the creeper head, good for her! ooh she found Pix’s bridge that’s pretty cool. and she stayed in the Sanctuary outpost :) oh shes at Sanctuary now. Sausage needs to make 1 big hat joke by the end of this please. khgash Shub please humble yourself if you keep bragging your so good it’ll be worse if/when they find out. Shelby claiming herself as a nature witch?? hmm... interesting. fire normally wrecks nature so. Shub talking to the nature; ‘great work, big fan’ jkfsak please. OOOH BANNER FOR THE EVERMOORE :O. they are very pretty! a simple design, but it does look magical and plant-y(?) also it kinda looks like a diff banner from a different Empire (maybe season 1) but I can’t place my finger on it? Sausage please- you don’t tell people were laughing at somebody when they came please- poor Shelby shes getting hit in her more insecure spots this episode. llamas in the farm? yeah thats normal. OH NO THE SIGNS OH CRAP THATS NOT GOOD ITS BACK?? also, somebody on my other Shub-reaction vid reblogged and put the tags they thought it was the 13th person or the fog and I thought the fog was a good idea (and with the title of this vid) I think that’s the most likely thing. ‘They are coming for you.’ Damn, that’s... creepy- I’m guessing they is the witch council (all my homies hate the witch council) but still, could be the other Empires or the 13th person on the server. ah yes, the infamous ‘it’s just a prank’ to push away all your worries and fears. also, nervous laughter. yep, Shub, blame it on the llamas. “Who would wanna be here? I didn’t even.” comedy gold- also, more thick fog?? Shelby needs to explore the mangrove in the center, seriously. after she gets wings though maybe, so she can fly out. a ghost on the server?? ooh, that could be possible honestly. doesn’t Pix see ghosts? ‘they were by the campfire’ ‘the campfire was fully cursed’ DAMN OK SO THE FIRE IS BAD?? Shub please don’t aggravate the ghost, you’ve already aggravated a demon before.. also.. buff Shubble?? pop off, pop off. OOH SHUB VILLAIN ARC BUT AGAINST THE COUNCIL?? but also please dont fight them you are strong but you dont know how to use said strength. ooh banner fits well with the mushroom shop building. also, “They can try to take me out of the Evermoore, but this is my home now” wow, that’s... weirdly wistful?? like she didn’t even wanna come, and now she says its her home. oh the ghost is fighting? not again??? Shub, have you have dealt with a ghost before? backstory?? also “and I’m like.. really buff”, please oh my god, Shubble has no right to be this funny... “You can’t be invisible, because I’m the only one who can make those potions”, wait so that’s like... canon? in s1 ppl could make potions even with Gem, but I guess s2 magic is more reformed and only taught to a certain group of people? like Hogwarts? Shelby, sweetie, your not technically a witch anymore, your just doing illegal magic and calling yourself a witch, they might come, but your gonna get arrested if they do come.. ‘the most powerful witches’- Shelby you literally moved a whole universe over and it might have been only a little part of the world but you did it on accident, your magic is that powerful, you just aren’t good at harnessing it. “Trust me, it’s not a nice place” Uh?? have you been to witch prison before, Shub?? or are you just.. saying that to say it?? the trees look like their walking?? the fog is disorienting?? what if thats how people get lost? the trees are actually moving but it doesn’t seem like it and the fog doesn’t help. also pfft, Shub willing to apologize to a tree is funny. oh hi Scott yeah Shub totally wasn’t talking to herself, yep it was the fog, mhm. also Scott’s hat?? its actually pretty cool, I won’t lie. and he needs potions, so that’s good for Shub. ooh Scott’s wings are pretty :). oh witches do canonically fly on brooms whoops, I might need to change my fic to match that... uhhh.. that’s fine. also yeah, everybody is vacuuming now and days cause it’s so much easier. PFFT “you got a Swiffer or something?” also, just the ‘fog’ talking to Shelby? that’s not sus at all. yeah better keep that quiet, people are gonna think your crazy and won’t come. oh wait there’s a sculk sensor and shrieker? man I got it spot on with the deep dark = corruption, huh?? that’s not good though.. if a Warden spawns.. is it in the tree?? seriously what’s got it out for Shub this bad?? “sorry you exist now, my bad, sorry I gave you life” oh my god please- that shouldn’t be that funny... oh its under the tree? that was where the sign was, no? OH SOMEBODYS GOT A POTION, WHOSE DIGGING UNDER SHUBBLE’S TREE?? and splash potions?? jeez, what is happening?! aren’t ghosts coropeal?? actually I don’t think that matters it shot arrows at Shelby so.. no Shub, please, get rid of the sculk it’s not good it’s like worse then the fog please.. and you’ll get startled by zombies and skeletons and like if anybody comes to visit, they’ll get jump scared too. chickens are cool though, that’s fine, but yeah, that’s also an invasion of privacy. oh fWhip is here with his big ears okay- oh he’s just here for mangrove roots okay. OOH BONE MEAL that’s really good for Shubble. oh jeez the fog is leaking out? that’s not fine. also maybe the ghost is just after Shub and Sausage? I would say S names but.. uh.. Scott..  KHJGDSAKHK SHUB NO WE DON’T TEST MAGIC ON OUR FRIENDS. of course she doesn’t notice that not to sound mean but Shelby probably didn’t have many friends at her witch school. OOH BROOM TIME?? ‘doesn’t seem to exist in minecraft’ shshhshs no breaking the fourth wall Shub (/j). YO SHE MADE A BRROM THATS COOL DOES IT WORK- also, her wand and broom have the same color palette? but they dont seem to match any other colors in her Empire?? FSAKJ “I knew I could break the game” please of course Shubble can do that. sakjk she just flies with like invisible wings and rockets with her broom in her off hand that’s funny.

timkon vet au for the wip game PLEASE omg

OF COURSE thanks for asking!! ♡ okay i dont have any fun parts written for this one bc i suffer with the curse of Writing In Chronological Order unfortunately so i will just tell u about it

so. it's a no powers au but the batfam are still vigilantes! conner is a very handsome young vet who recently moved to gotham to open his own practice bc yknow. its cheap to live in gotham, probably. and god knows the animals there need all the help they can get.

tim and kon meet bc tim happens to be the nearest relative when damian finds a badly injured kitten, and therefore obviously is like TIMOTHY YOU HAVE TO DRIVE ME TO THE VET RIGHT THIS INSTANT, and conner is the closest vet, so. tbh i think damian is probably the accidental catalyst for a lot of their romance bc tim is like "holy shit this guy is hot and funny im gonna pass out" and damian is like "holy shit this vet is great he was so nice to that kitten" so now every time he has a problem with an animal hes like I NEED TO GO SEE DR. KENT and tim is like iLL TAKE HIM !!!

dick thinks its nice that theyre bonding, probably

anyway in my heart there's a scene where tim gets Seriously Injured on patrol while trying to look out for bart, who is his incorrigible street racing roommate, and bart takes him to kon like HI PLEASE FIX THIS and kon is like "what the fuck is my life" while he tries to follow tim's half-coherent instructions about getting him out of his suit so kon can give him stitches. and then they kiss.

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bfr you follow:

—i have an anger problem and is very hot headed. i am not as happy go lucky as my blog looks!

—i curse, a lot.

—im very sensitive over certain things/harmful jokes and overthink a lot. i would appreciate tone indicators !

—i like to ship characters a lot and mostly ship f/m pairs !

dni if you are:

—idc how old you are because i dont have all the freetime in the world to be checking who interacts with my content but if u are under 14 or 10 years older than me and dming me please leave me alone

—you take kinning seriously and roleplay [as much as I love my favourite characters, I dont really want to see Scaramouche or Ganyu dming me 😭]

—a fan of Dream or Tommyinnit

—a racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic

—pedos and proshippers do not fucking interact

👾!!

im gonna pick Howl!

My Boy Builds Coffins- Florence + The Machine

My boy builds coffins for the rich and the poor

Kings and queens, they've all knocked on his door

Beggars and liars, g*psies and thieves

They all come to him 'cause he's so eager to please

so just to clarify, they dont actually make coffins, but this song's a pretty good representation of their career as a mortician. it's their passion and they dont care that much that its seen as "morbid". their hobbies & interests are seen as morbid/strange too, and it doesnt help that they'll wax poetic about why they spend so much time in graveyards or collect bones or pin insects

He fits them together in sunshine or rain

My boy builds coffins for better or worse

Some say it's a blessing, some say it's a curse

Each one is unique, no two are the same

also, no matter who the person was in life, they will give them proper death care and they don't speak ill of the dead. that is, to them, as fundamental as food or water

Howl isn't the most socially graceful bu they're an expert at comforting grieving families and they do take their clients' wishes very seriously

my favourite thing about my stories (and what little is written so i better get on that)

is that there are a select few characters who have justified "god complexes" (i have to look into if that's the right term i mean)

VehkTeeri and the entirety of the Yalíe family are very certain they themselves are gods of the world they live in, due to them having met me

i self inserted and had a little fanfiction in my head and after deciding that no one would take me serious if i walked up to one of my OC's and go "it's me your god" they would laugh my ass away

Every single Yalíe believes they are the bringers of mischief as a necessity in a drab world, which isn't true since the world ive created is fuckin stupidly filled with plot holes and undiscovered cultures, but they did inadvertently (oh god please) create the Scurra (The one's responsible for bringing all 3 races of Jyezter together and also saved the world those 2 times) and The Enlightened (The two entities responsible for guiding Yalíes to their destiny, wherever that may be (ex: Caliko Jack, Queen with the Biggest Cock).

Given, they're pretty cocky about their existence, one of them is literally a cowboy spider at one point and acts like they're the fuckin whip. they're fun.

VehkTeeri has connections to 4 different bloods and has been cursed by the Gladiator Black Hole, part Cloune, part Myme, part Lizard, and part Time Lord. She believes her destiny will come to her, and it's only a matter of time, which, yeah, that's partly true.

Given, she also is very burnt out from the whole "every family ive ever been apart of is lost, they're not dead i just keep shifting through time and ending up on the other ends of universes" thing, which is why she's EXTREMELY pissed off during her time with the Deranged Myme Crewe, she's tired of losing the ones she loves, she's tired of people who dont take these moments seriously, she's tired of having people pull up and not take HER seriously. she's fun.

I love how no matter how much i try to create a world where nobody has anything super serious life ruiningly bad to complain about, I create characters who are extremely bitter and constantly miffed at the world. like we all know a motherfucker who will walk in a room on your day off chilling enjoying the day and just go "DAMN MAN FUCK" for no goddamned reason, you ask em whats wrong, bam, some shit they could've fixed moments ago. but you're a decent fuckin homie, and you know venting is important.

I love what I've found out about myself in every character i created, I love GizMoe for how little he cares about image, it's all about being there for those you love. his show your strength though your glare and only soften it to the ones you care for kinda shit. I love Davvy, for her "go with it, laugh through it, and make it to the next one" attitude, she lives everyday to keep her life relaxing and interesting no matter what. she's unable to be intimidated, and only persuaded.

i love my creations, I wish i could be immortal for that only and literally nothing else.

i dont want to live forever, but god damn it i want to keep creating.