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Last question of the day was 911 related.
Buck just came out as bi on TV and had his first kiss with a boy on TV if spn was on a different network would Dean and Cas actually be bi together
Misha's reply was yes Cas would be Balls Deep in Dean.
Fabulous question.
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Or behind me 😩
That old man should be grunting and sweating on top of me right now what the fuck
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Pool Party (One Shot)
Pairing: Tommy Shelby x Reader
Warning: SMUT with a lack of plot, huge age gap
Words: 3,656
Notes: In this fic, Ruby is 19 years old. Tommy is in his mid-forties and married to Lizzie which, of course, does not prevent him from having some fun here and there.
It was a sunny afternoon and, just like most weekends these days, you spent the day with your best friend Ruby Shelby.
Unlike you, Ruby was rather wealthy after becoming involved in her father’s company, Shelby Company Limited, and, even though she was working only on the legitimate side of the business, everyone in the Birmingham area knew that Shelby Company Limited had, in the past, been funded through drug money and pay-offs.
In the past, these pay offs and drug deals were facilitated by the Peaky Blinders, a gang involved in organised crime and run by no other than Thomas Shelby, being Ruby’s father himself.
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Gonna have to watch this
Lol I didn't know that Cillian Murphy narrated a documentary about the Atlantic ocean
(P.S. If anyone wants to watch it, it's called: «Atlantic: The Wildest Ocean on Earth»)
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"Don't use Libby because it costs libraries too much, pirate instead" is such a weird, anti-patron, anti-author take that somehow manages to also be anti-library, in my professional librarian-ass opinion.
It's well documented that pirating books negatively affects authors directly* in a way that pirating movies or TV shows doesn't affect actors or writers, so I will likely always be anti-book piracy unless there's absolutely, positively no other option (i.e. the book simply doesn't exist outside of online archives at all, or in a particular language).
Also, yeah, Libby and Hoopla licenses are really expensive, but libraries buy them SO THAT PATRONS CAN USE THEM. If you're gonna be pissed at anybody about this shitty state of affairs, be pissed at publishing companies and continue to use Libby or Hoopla at your library so we can continue to justify having it to our funding bodies.
One of the best ways to support your library having services you like is to USE THOSE SERVICES. Yes, even if they are expensive.
*Yes, this is a blog post, but it's a blog post filled with links to news articles. If you can click one link, you can click another.
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i PERSONALLY would like to FALL IN LOVE please!!!!!! and have the SAME PERSON fall in love with me BACK!!!!!!! could i get some MUTUAL AFFECTION out here!!!!!!!!!
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His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me
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Look at this sweet angel muffin 💗 almost girly like 🥺
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Peaky Blinders
Season 3 | Episode 4
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need a dom thomas shelby fic with bimbo reader!!! ur so good at it!!
thank you so so much !!! hope I did this request justice lol
Just wanna talk | Tommy Shelby x fem!reader
prompt: Tommy gets fed up with your rambling and decides to shut you up
WARNINGS: SMUT (18+ MDNI), mean/misogynistic Tommy, daddy kink, free use kink implied kinda, creampie
*not proofread*
“Daddy,” you huffed frustratingly for what seemed like the millionth time while patting his thigh, “daddy!”
Tommy, like always, was working. That’s all he seemed to do these days, and you were starting to grow sick of it.
You kneeled beside his office chair while wearing your favourite little dress without any panties. As you were running your hand along his thigh and hoping that the touches combined with the name calling would be enough to grab his attention, it seemed like Tommy just had one too many things going on today.
“I’ve missed you, daddy, I just wanna talk …”
Apparently, that was the thing that pushed him over the edge.
“Talk? Talk? All you do is fucking talk.” He spat at you suddenly.
With a groan, Tommy slammed his pen down and then nudged his chair back, standing to his feet as he hastily undid his pants. You were about to follow his lead, but he aggressively makes you stay down on your knees, “no, stay put.”
You bite your lip and bat your lashes while looking up at him, bringing your hand forward to palm him through the fabric.
“After a long, hard day, I don’t wanna fuckin’ talk, sweetheart. I want you either on your knees, ready to suck my cock, or in bed with your legs spread for me. Understood?”
He swats your hand away and tugs his trousers down just enough to free his semi hard cock.
As you’re about to reach for his length again he grabs your hair and the base of his cock, shoving himself inside your mouth before you can even process it.
You whine out of surprise and gag slightly around him as he begins to fuck your mouth. He pants and groans at your warmth, dipping his head back before bringing his gaze back down to watch your lips stretch around his cock.
“This is what you wanted, huh? Wanted me to get so fuckin’ fed up with your blabbering that I just shut you up with my cock?” Tommy growled through gritted teeth, relentlessly fucking your throat without care.
You can only whimper around him, and your eyes squeeze shut as your mascara begins to run down your cheeks. You instinctively place a hand on his thigh as a weak attempt to get him to slow down, he only slaps your hand away continues his harsh pace.
“No, no, you take what daddy gives you.”
As if you weren’t already turned on enough, Tommy’s unwavering dominance gets you wetter. He doesn’t care what you say or think, all he cares about doing is getting off while reminding you of your place as a wife.
Suddenly, his rough pace halts, and your nose is now pressed against his trimmed patch of pubic hair. You gag again and your eyes brim with fresh tears as you struggle to breathe.
“Look at me, princess,” Tommy groans sweetly with that deliciously deep voice of his. Through tear soaked lashes, you stare up at him, feeling your cunt burn hotter as he moans at the sight.
“My pretty girl, such a good little cock sucker …” he praises, knowing exactly how to push all your right buttons. Sprinkle in a few sweet words while degrading you, he is your husband, after all.
He starts to pull you off and brings his slick cock right back to you, his hot member lying across your face demeaningly while his fingers remain locked in your hair.
He doesn’t need to say anything, you know what he wants. Like the good girl that you are, you lick and suck on his balls gently, making sure to maintain eye contact while you do it. Tommy stands there mesmerized, his mouth hanging slightly agape as he groans a few curses and praises.
Finally, he releases his grip onto your hair- just before pushing you down onto your back, shoving you harshly against the ground as you mewl.
His large, strong hands turn you onto your stomach and as you begin to squirm Tommy plants his hand firmly on your back, forcing you down while he straddles your thighs.
He flips up the end of your skirt and spreads your lips apart, watching hungrily as your leaky little cunt clenches around nothing. You’re so desperate to be ravished it’s pathetic, but Tommy loves it. All of it.
He loves how he can use whichever holes he likes, whenever he likes, he loves how he can treat you like a filthy whore and all you’ll do is come crawling back begging for more.
“Jesus, look at that …” Tommy sighs, using his thumb guide his tip towards your opening, pushing his head in without any resistance. You whimper softly at the sensation before Tommy abruptly slides his entire member inside, his cock now resting painfully deep inside you.
He doesn’t stay put for long and he quickly develops a steady, harsh pace that already has you gasping for air. Your entire body is buzzing, intoxicating doses of pain and pleasure flood your system.
You’re convinced your brain has completely melted at this point, and all you’ve become is a life sized fuck toy just for Tommy. Your mouth hangs open while pathetic moans spill out, your back arches towards him and your toes start to curl.
“Yes, yes, yes-“ you sob mindlessly while he abuses your velvety walls, his force and lack of care heightening your sensitivity.
“That’s my girl, you like when daddy fucks you like this, baby?”
Of course he already knows the answer, the way your pussy is fluttering and drooling around him is proof enough- he just wants to hear how ruined you’ve become.
“Y-yes, yes-“ you pant shakily before swallowing harshly, “l-love when you fuck me like th-is, daddy-“
You sound even better than he was imagining, making him chuckle breathily before smacking you on your ass, forcing a small yelp out of you.
“Such a good fucking whore, pretty little cunt takes me so well, s’like shes beggin’ me to come inside,” Tommy hisses while smacking your ass again in the same spot, intensifying the already painful sting.
You mewl for two reasons, one being the smack, the other being Tommy’s comment- watering you down to nothing but a good hole, you hated how much you loved it.
“You want daddy to come inside?” Tommy cooes sweetly after hearing your whines, not genuinely caring if you want it or not. Despite knowing this, you nod, begging for him to claim you.
With a few more deep thrusts, Tommy’s shooting his load inside, keeping his hips pressed against your ass while groaning through gritted teeth as the pleasure courses through him.
Once he’s ridden out his high, he slides himself out and watches in awe as his come spills out of your used hole. Your wrecked pussy along with your reddened ass cheeks cause his softening cock to twitch, nearly becoming hard again.
Really, you didn’t even care that you didn’t get to come, the rush from his touch and attention gave you all the dopamine you could ask for.
Then, with a grunt, Tommy gets up off you and stands to his feet while tucking his cock away. You stay on the ground before trying to push yourself up, your arms and legs much too shaky to get you up.
Tommy sees you struggle and clicks his tongue, leaning down to pick you up bridal style. Once you’re in his arms, he kisses your cheek and neck before nipping playfully at the skin.
“Let’s run you a bath, love.” Tommy hums warmly, and you smiled before nuzzling your head into his neck as he carried you off into the bathroom.
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I know I said ‘free use implied’ but I would loooove to write more straight up free use, especially with Tommy :) teehee !!!!
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Sunday Reset
Pairing - Modern Thomas Shelby and Reader
I do not consent to my work being copied!
Warnings- 18* sexual content
It was now well past midday, you realised as you glanced at the clock. A tinge of guilt flooded through you. Panic. Over all the the things you should be doing. You had even made a list of what you had to do! A list! How organised. But had you started to work through the list? No. Instead, you had been in bed all day.
Tommy had talked you into it. The man who never switches off and relaxes. You hadn't spent much time together this week. Work and your busy schedules taking over. Charlie was at his Mum's today, so you had made no plans. And for once, decided to stay home. Enjoy each other...
"Woah, woah, baby fuck," Tommy groaned underneath you.
Trying to reach out to grasp onto you. Sniggering to yourself, you ran your thumb across the tip of his now throbbing cock. Earning another groan from him, body jolting with desire.
"Baby .... I can't hold out," he gasped, chest heaving up and down.
As you bent your head again, taking him back into your warm mouth. The salty taste of his pre-cum flowing into your taste buds.
Cheeks hollowing out from the force, you were sucking his dick. Before you released him again.
"I think you can," you answered, looking back up at him, tongue darting across your lips.
"Uh, uh," he argued, thrusting his hips up. "Put it back in your mouth," Trying to sit up. With quick reflexes you pushed him back down. Running your hands across his toned stomach.
"Tell me what you want, Tommy,” you purred, hair falling against his muscular thighs. "Tell me what to do,"
"Put my cock back into that pretty mouth," he ordered, watching you instantly obey.
"Slowly, slowly," His deep voice was full of desire, turning you on. Your nails running through the hair on his legs.
“All the way in, good girl,"
Maintaing eye contact, you did exactly as he said. "Hold it there,” Pausing, you tried to breathe through your nose, and look sexy at the same time.
“Now suck me,” he breathed out, letting his head fall back.
Holding the base of his cock, you sucked hard and fast. His words of encouragement, making you get lost in the moment.
“Yeah, yeah, fuck, baby, urgh,” Tommy groaned, coating your mouth with his cum.
Releasing him, you let it drip from your mouth. All along his thick shaft, before licking from root to tip.
Running your tongue through his creamy seed.
“I swear to god, you look so fucking hot doing that,” he stated, trying to catch his breath. Reaching for your water bottle, you sat beside him.
“That was the best one ever,” he sighed, feeling so relaxed.
"Glad you enjoyed," you giggled, "I might not be able to walk tomorrow. You need to leave me alone tonight," You teased, resting your head against his shoulder.
Three times you'd both had sex since yesterday. And Tommy could make it last. Even your inner thighs were aching.
"Where's the fun in that, ey?" he answered, with a frown. Hands tracing over your full breasts, tweaking your nipple.
"I know what my baby needs, hmm? A nice long soak in the bath?"
By two pm, you let yourself sink down underneath the bubbles. When had you last done this? Took a whole day? Just the two of you?
“Here we go," Tommy announced, appearing before you in his pants. A glass of something fizzy in his hand.
"What's that?" you gasped, "We haven't even had breakfast, Tommy,"
Winking, he bent down to kiss you. "I have the food under control. Ah, and when you get out, it's naked Sunday,"
Sipping the bubbles, you scrunched your nose up at the bubbles.
“It's what? No doubt your family will descend at some point, I'm not sitting there naked,"
Tipping your glass on purpose, it fell across your chest. Tommy bent to lick it off, "Phones off, doors locked, I will bring you some more,"
Eventually leaving the bathroom, you wrapped your silk gown around your body. Spraying some perfume, the smell of whatever Tommy was making floating upstairs. You were so hungry now, after your bedroom activities.
Finding him in the kitchen, you watched him from the doorway. Wearing nothing but an apron, facing away from you. You bit your lip, as you observed his pert behind.
Hmm... he was all yours.
Sensing your presence Tommy, looked over his shoulder. "Rib Eye Steak, chunky chips, peppercorn sauce, for the lady?" He called back, slicing up the steak.
"Nice apron, Chef Shelby," you cooed into his ear, running your fingers over his ass. Raising his eyebrow, he slipped a piece of steak into your mouth.
"What was the rule?" he asked, putting his knife down.
In one swift movement, he pinned your against the breakfast bar, pulling the belt from your robe. Admiring your naked body underneath.
"Naked Sunday, baby..." Holding your hips, he kissed you fiercely. Tongue invading your mouth.
Pausing to catch his breath, Tommy reached for his glass. With a smirk, he poured it from your navel, watching it along to your pussy. Making you gasp, at the cold liquid.
"Time for appetisers," he pouted, sinking to his knees. Ready to lick you clean....
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Lord have mercy
sometimes I’ll just be sitting here and I’ll remember that cillian said “it sends this rush up your spine like drugs or like good sex” and it just makes me 😵💫😵💫
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"He's the scribe of God."
↳ 7.21 - READING IS FUNDAMENTAL
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