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ilovebcg · 7 months

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BCG spoilers!!

One thing about the Green’s city house, it’s gonna get destroyed somehow 😭

#big city greens #this house can’t catch a break!#big city greens spoilers

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teartra · 2 years

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Lumity and Huntlow shippers getting soft crumbs this episode and knowing that their faves are at least safe in the human realm

And then there’s Raeda

#damn it keep them safe… i’ll do anything for raeda #they really can’t catch a break #it’s been 30 years damn it just get married #luz noceda #amity blight #lumity #willow park #toh hunter #huntlow #raine whispers #edalyn clawthorne #raeda #the owl house #toh #the owl house spoilers #toh spoilers #king’s tide spoilers

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philipwittebane · 1 year

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#FFS BELOS FUCK YOU #they can’t catch a break omfg #LEAVE GHEM ALONEEEEE #the owl house #toh spoilers #toh #watching and dreaming #raine whispers #emperor belos #philip wittebane

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mavundercover · 28 days

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house md? more like lets bully chase md smh

#bro can’t catch a break fr #it’s not his fault he’s australian #robert chase #house md

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grumpy-mare · 8 months

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Sunrise at the beach for our first visit back to Muriwai after the February cyclone devastated the area taking peoples lives and houses. The main road has only just reopened, seeing the land slips and damage in person is unreal and the continuous rain and storms we have had since then have only made things worse. What a nightmare of a year

#dime #goose #one of our best local equine vets died in the landslide trying to rescue a lady from her house along with another volunteer firefighter #just horrible and the weather has been relentless ever since #months and months of it we just can’t catch a break

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frozenartscapes · 5 months

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Legendary!Edelgard, approaching the other Edelgards sitting at a table: What’s wrong with her?

Fallen!Edelgard: *muttering under her breath, arms crossed as she glares across the courtyard*

Student!Edelgard: Oh. She’s just grumpy.

Brave!Edelgard, scoffing: When isn’t she?

Student!Edelgard: Did you not hear the news? There’s another one of us. They just summoned her today.

Legendary!Edelgard: Another? I did not think there were many more worlds to pull from. But why is she so upset over this one?

Holiday!Edelgard, prancing by: Hello! It’s so wonderful to be here! Isn’t it just incredible, all of us here together to share the warmth of the season! It’s just like back home, with all my friends and family and wonderful people. Well, I should get going - lots of people to make merry, after all! Happy holidays to you!

Legendary!Edelgard, watching her go: …Ok now I see it.

Student!Edelgard: Hang on… Family? Are her brothers and sisters still alive in her world?!

Fallen!Edelgard, flipping a table: Goddess dammit! First the beach one and now this?

Beach!Edelgard, offended: Hey!

#I like to think that the Christmas universe they’re pulling all these heroes from is just…permanently festive #rather than just costumes #it makes the juxtaposition with the other characters funnier #hegie!edie can’t catch a break #(I also headcanon her and golden!edie butt heads a lot - like more than any of the others)#fe three houses #edelgard von hresvelg #fe heroes #headcanon

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ghost-9ight · 2 years

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The splash zone.

#imagine if they actually kept it in the episode #kid can’t catch a break #sorry hunter-#diy belos slime #the owl house #toh spoilers #hunter the owl house #toh hunter #toh #kings tide #the owl house hunter #belos wittebane #toh fanart #Hunter fanart #dana terrace #the owl house fanart #toh hunter fanart

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stardustoftarth · 2 years

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What an unfortunate irony that Rhaenys, The Queen Who Never Was, was forced to watch history repeat itself once again while Aegon was crowned.

#hotd #house of the dragon #asoiaf #rhaenys velaryon #princess rhaenys #the woman can’t catch a break !!!#the cycle continues once again #stardustoftarth speaks

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strawberrus0da · 2 years

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So, Bill’s obviously lying abt a lot to his cult, right? Well, I’ve got this rlly funny scenario in my head where the Titan Trappers make it to the Isles to get revenge on King, and they come across the Collector, to which Bill greets them as an old friend and is all ‘it’s been so long since we’ve spoken!’ and the Trappers are all ‘yay! they’re gonna give glory to us and help us kill Titans like they promised!’, but then the Collector’s all ‘idk what you’re talking abt; I don’t even know any of you’, and Bill tries to insist ‘sure you do!’ and persist with his lies and is silently starting to panic as the Collector obliviously derails said lies in front of all the Titan Trappers, who are leaning in like, ‘very inch-resting 🧐’.

That’d be fuckin amazing tbh lol

I do think the collector has some knowledge of the Titan Trappers but also I fully believe that either they misinterpreted what he wanted to begin with or some telephone type fuckery happened through hundreds of generations and something either got horribly misinterpreted or lost in translation through time.

#the titan trappers. are insane #rip to everyone who meets or is associated with them #not a good second impression on the collector either #‘worshipped by a murdercult’ not so good on your resume buddy #i feel bad for them in that regard #the poor kid can’t seem to catch a break with their first impressions on people #it’s not like they mean to do it it just seems to happen every time they show up TvT #he just wants friends 🥲#titan trappers #toh #the owl house #the collector #the collector toh #toh the collector #fandom rambling #strawb answers #asks #ammonitetheseaserpent

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catharusustulatus · 1 year

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I need Steve to have a breakdown in season 5 and fall apart and cry on Robin’s shoulder. And for her to say “hey Steve, Steve, shhh heyyyy heyyy you’re okay. You’re okay dingus” to him while she holds him and pets his hair. Just a thought

#stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #platonic stobin #have them have to work a shift at family video in the middle of the apocalypse and he breaks down #and he’s so tired and in pain and worried and sad #and he can’t help it it all spills out #and she cries too just a little #maybe his parents are in town to assess the damage to the house and obviously don’t care about the damage to their son #and he is essentially kicked out #and he loses it #or maybe his stitches rip open and he can’t catch a break and he bleeds through his favorite polo #or Keith berates him and he’s so mad and overwhelmed he just melts behind the counter #Robin closes the store early and they slump down to the floor together and #she just holds him quietly until he regains his composure #and they both quit on the spot haha #and are like fuck this we have more important things to do #what if I wrote season 5 have you ever thought about that duffy bros #riddle me this

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artbyace · 1 year

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i be like hmm todays going pretty well and then BOOM arson in my backyard that almost caught my house on fire

#txt #ace’s silly thoughts #i genuinely can’t catch a break #arson is not cool it turns out #thank u neighbors and sexy firemen for saving my house and dogs #💗 living my best life

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v-murderkings · 2 years

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Continuation of this post: https://www.tumblr.com/v-murderkings/693942375013302272/flapjack-would-be-way-older-than-darius-potential?source=share

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Flapjack trying to be a good Papa Bird and attempting to feed Alador’s Rat Palisman to Darius’ Eagle Palisman <3

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akkivee · 1 year

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got around to reading the new arb event story and it is fascinating bro

kuukou was so hostile towards rei and rei was loving every moment of it lmao

i think it’s just neat that samatoki and kuukou, known parallels, as of now have had opposite reactions towards rei as a person; samatoki’s gut feeling tells him rei’s not a bad guy while kuukou’s gut tells him to tread carefully around rei

rei was so ready for this ghostbusters mission lmao he had his own ghost radar AND a ghost vacuum at the ready lmao

rei: *once the ghost’s malicious intent manifests* hey harai is this……..?

rei: *after kuukou saves him a jakurai from the ghost* so kuukou-san~ what’s our next move?

the ghost tho wound up being too powerful to exorcise on his own so kuukou, out of breath from sending the ghost back into haunted house, admits his father’s help is going to be needed

kuukou was honestly just not happy about this mission from start to the temp finish, like he was shook by the amount of malice pouring from the haunted house, upset jakurai decided to enter such a place and saddened he couldn’t help the ghost find peace after her tragic end 😔

#this is vee speaking #the arb chronicles #shakku stronk strong let’s goooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#lol the interaction i liked the most between rei and kuukou was:#kuukou: well hurry up and tell your story i’m busy here #rei: ohhh busy napping huh?? 😏#kuukou: STFU!!!! OBVIOUSLY!!!!!#like lmao more rei and kuukou pls they’re really funny #i also liked how kuukou attempted to go to this haunted house alone and initially refused to let rei tag along due to the danger 🥺#rip jyushi tho he’s been targeted by gentaro and jyushi can’t catch a BREAK with these ghosts lmao #AND!!!!!!!!!!!#and after kuukou revealed it’s not over rei tried to pick up kuukou’s spirits by calling him a super monk help!!!!!#it was thanks to kuukou he and sensei were still alive HELP REIS NICE TO KUUKOU #rei @ shakku: let’s file for joint custody 😎 shakku: ???????????????????????????????#rei was far too entertained by kuu➡️sasa in the soul swap event for nobody to have seen this coming lol this was long time coming lol #c: kuukou👑#c: rei #c: sensei

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10010405 · 4 months

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i hate being a middle child. everything i say makes me a fucking villain

#i can’t catch a fucking break in this house

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luvrhyune · 1 year

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neighbour is shouting again 👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽

#sobs #can’t catch a break in this house

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moonit3 · 6 months

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A LOYAL BUTLER

➥ warnings/notices: yandere, nsfw, smut, mentioned deaths, mentioned masturbation, obsession, afab! reader, forbidden love (?), fingering, cunnilings, overstimulating, forbidden relationship.

➥ yandere! butler x mistress! reader

➥ synopsis: with all men dead, you are the currently head of the family and by your side stand your loyal butler who helps you with a small problem.

➥ a/n: request by @taeee0902. based on a small chat we had a few weeks ago. I really love their idea of having a butler as a yandere for a mistress who can’t catch a break from work, so she uses her beloved servant as a stress relief. this one is a little short since I got a some projects from college I need to do. SECOND PART HERE, GUYS!

➥ unlike the rest of the noble houses of the empire, the barony is lead by a woman, you. since your father, brothers and uncles death, you have become the head of the family in the middle of the night with the approval of the last member of the royal family, the empress. meaning that none could take over your place if they marry you, making you the only person able to rule over the barony along with the help of elliot, your personal butler.

➥ he has been on your side since the early days. a little bit older than you by a couple of years, elliot has been your butler and best friend for a long time, someone who you can trust with your secrets and to help around work when you are stressed out. his gloved hands caressing your hair when you can barely stay awake from working hours and hour without a break or when elliot lays you down the couch of the office to give you a nice and deserved rest.

➥ it a routine that you are still getting used to it. always working without taking a single break (how father managed to do that?), talking and talking with people who are boring (almost falling asleep during meetings) and your less favorite, being so lonely. being the head of the house means that you have no time to spend one with the family, at least with those who still alive, and they live so far away from the barony that makes you feel so alone most of the time…but you have elliot at your side, don’t you? he won’t leave anytime soon, he promised that.

➥ most of the days is about you and elliot working together to fill the paperwork before night, it’s not easy as you expected, but its satisfying seeing how your hardwork later when the money arrives. and of course, you buy a few gifts for elliot to thank him for his help.

➥ sometimes are cufflinks that are made with the finest gems of the empire to match his eyes (that are only for you, my dear), expensive clothing that make many mistake him for a nobleman (he wishes to be the one to marry you) and a glass to help with his poor eyesight (he didn’t imagine that you could even more gorgeous). you are perfect, none can be compared to you and those who even try to stand up at the same height as your should suffer.

➥ and when you stop working for the day, elliot makes sure to take care of you. massaging your shoulder after you finally get a time to rest, preparing the soft and tasty food to make up to your hard work and helping you taking off your dresses. his hand unbuttoning the back of vests, to reveal your collarbone (the one that he dreams to place many marks on it) and your lingerie.

➥ he only could imagine how beautiful you are behind those piece of clothing, the water of the bathtub made difficult to see you nudity as he washes you hair with the finest shampoo and hearing you humming a melody from an old fairy tale. elliot feels like he is the happiest man on earth by touching your body in a intimate way, but he wishes to be more close with you and feel your body under his. is this too much to ask for?

➥ once the bath is done for good, elliot helps you put some lightly vests to cover you from the cold night and then guide you to the office, after all, you still need to work with some paperwork, where he stays right by your side for a couple of minutes before his time to leave. he was ready to leave for the night, but you call his name from the desk and asked him to come closer.

➥ is there something you need from me, [name]? he has the right to call by first name when alone. elliot hoped to be a simple request, such a glass of water, but you surprised him. you asked him, your personal butler, to have a sexual relationship with him. a casual thing, you told him that you need to let the stress out somehow.

➥ elliot’s mind told him to refuse the request, it’s not right to a noble woman and her butler to be in an intimate relationship, it’s forbidden! but his heart told him otherwise, saying it’s his only chance to be closer to you as he always dreamed of and that he could stop touching himself while thinking of you at night…he accepted your offer.

➥ the following day went smoothly to the servants of the household, after all, you looked so much better after days and days of stressing over working! but where is elliot? the butler was supposed to be serving you all the time, but no one can find him anywhere…maybe if they look under your desk they would find him.

➥ his fingers is hitting places you couldn’t never. teasing and touching every inch of your spongy walls, making you almost unable to hold back the moans that are desperate trying to get out. elliot has zero experience in touching a woman, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t a faster leaner, managing to find the best areas of your inside to result in your body squirt under his touch. letting your fluids hit his lips and glasses, making him feel so powerful for being the responsible one to do it.

➥ eyes rolling back and trembling your whole body when elliot goes further with his tongue inside you. tasting how sweet and admiring how wet you can get by a merely teasing of his part, have you dream of this? how long have you been waiting for this to happen? he is going to ask it later, but now, he will be the responsible one to make you come by his tongue alone, elliot wants to drink til the last drop.

➥ his pleasure is ignored, completely obsessing over yours. elliot has his main goal to make you come by him and to hear the sweet sounds coming out of your lips, he adores it so much! it’s seem like time stops when you orgasm over and over til you can’t talk nor move your legs…and he isn’t stopping.

➥ elliot…t-too much, please stop. he doesn’t hear your words, his tongue continues to move inside and fingers are holding your thighs away to give him a better view of your pretty pussy, admiring it once again, then he continues with his work to make you feel good, unaware that you’ve reach your limit.

➥ luckily, you managed to push him away and elliot finally notice of your currently state. if someone say you right now, they won’t believe that you are noble lady, not with a commoner between your legs, with an expression from those erotic novels that many read in secret. it would be a such problem if anyone catch him this way.

➥ I-I’m exhausted… you are tired, of course you are, who wouldn’t be after a series of orgasm? but not elliot. he stares at you with his eyes begging for more, not even caring about his pants being ruined by his cum. tonight he is going to focus on you alone. you w-want more? he nodded, already teasing your clit again and whispering how much he loves you, his finger tapping your skin and fluids. well, since you asked it so nicely, elliot. you can continue it as long im working, okay?

➥ the smile on his face only grew before he went back to his place between your thighs, already feeling like he is the luckiest man in earth.

@moonit3 writings

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