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beanghostprincess · 3 months
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The Strawhats in general have the BIGGEST LGBT+ energy.
Sanji? Closeted Bi ((maybe transfemme))
Ussop? Somebody look me in the eye and say he wouldn't be AT LEAST an ally, ideally bi/pan panic lad
Chopper? Yeah he's well read. He's also a reindeer. He's an animal. Biology dictates the survival of a species is reliant on reproducing but yeah homosexuality and gender changes occur in nature, why would he be upset about that?
Luffy? Aroace king. Squishes abundant. Romance? Weird. You know what isn't weird? Loving your friends.
Zoro? That's a gay man if I've ever seen one.
Vivi? Bisexuality win. She and Nami are long distance.
Robin? She doesn't really know what she is, she doesn't really look for labels, she's simply Vibing and Being Happy. Honestly? Queen shit.
Brook? He's a skeleton. He only has bones in his pants. Equal opportunity panty peeker.
Franky? Nonbinary specifically bc he thinks it's hilarious that his gender is "myeh" but he's a robot, the programming was binary, but HE'S NOT LMAOOOO ((Big Bro, but in a Vibe Way, not a Gender Way, you know how it is-))
Jimbei? Aroace uncle who is sex neutral and will throw down if anyone hurts his kids crewmates/captain.
There's no room for bigotry in their ship and anyone who tries will catch EVERYONE'S hands
I have some different headcanons but you're so real for all of these !!! Gayest crew in the seas and that's hard because all pirates are queer 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
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bend-n-twst · 3 months
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blah i got headcanons about the gay twisted wonderland boys please debate me (politely)
Gay:
Crewel, Sam, and Chen'ya have only ever kissed boys and never considered anyone else.
Jade is gay and autistic af
Jack is freshly out of the closet because he never realized that being uncomfortable with a girl being "the one and only" was uncommon.
Idia is... well. a flaming homosexual
Bi:
Trein is a wifeguy through and through, but this man had a youth at some point.
Vargas - dating Crewel. source: just trust me bro
Lilia... hunny look at the material.
Trey has dated a LOT of people during his time in school. He is kissing Vil rn btw
Ace is newly bi
Floyd dgaf about gender. he has MASSIVE crushes on Riddle and Jamil
Rook is bi in that he likes all men and maybe one woman. Homoflexible if you will
Ace/Aro:
so i made this tier level because i didn't have space in the screenshot to have different ones for each so I put the aroace spec dudes on the same level
Silver is demi through and through. He doesn't pursue anything with anyone as his priorities are to his family, but it's never out of the realm of possibility for him. due to his closeness to Malleus, he also wants to ensure that whoever it is he's dating is not a danger to the prince.
ruggie is aro/ace big time because all that's a waste of time for him. he's always on that grind
Kalim, my son, is panromantic ace. Loves deeply, passionately, clumsily, and desires nothing more than intellectual closeness.
Closeted:
Sebek has some self searching before he realizes he's gay
Epel has some internalized homophobia to fight before he's okay with calling himself any flavor of queer
Riddle's mom is homophobic, boy can't even consider the possibility of liking anyone other than girls.
Jamil knows who he is, but why bother coming out if it isn't going to change anything? Plus, Floyd would never let him live it down.
Some flavor of queer:
Crowley... just look at him.
Malleus's whole being transcends the binary of gender AND sexuality. listen to him talk about gargoyles.
Azul is a drag king.
Deuce is trans masc AND trans fem vibes. i will not elaborate either way.
Vil's whole shtick with Epel is gender doesn't matter. She's the trans ever.
Leona is a cis man but dgaf. i mean yes he does but he doesn't want to be pigeonholed.
Heterosexual:
Cater and Neige are straight because its Funny.
Gayass Cat:
Grim's a gayass cat. you see that bow? gayass. bet it jingles.
Remains to be seen:
Ortho - it didn't feel right throwing him into any other categories because (spoilers) but i also didn't want to relegate the robot to the aroace category so i will say. i have no thoughts about him
Cheka is a child. he has other things to worry about. you know how stressful it is to pick your favorite color at his age? your favorite ANIMAL? bro's too busy.
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br1ghtestlight · 3 months
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Bob burger gender and seuxality inspired by @koko-raccoon
bob - bisexual and cisgender-ish but also he's had this interaction with louise at least once
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linda - she's a supportive cishet ally but she's had Lesbian experiences in her youth so who could say. she also dated gay men in high school to help them stay closeted so she's an unofficial member of the lgbtq community <3 she's like dolly parton yknow
gene - genderfluid and pansexual maybe?? or gay? I don't have a lot of thoughts on his sexuality tbh
tina - polyamorous and straight. definitely a Girl but her being transfem also makes sense in my head so she's either trans or cis either way she's very much a girl. maybe bisexual but like 10% attracted to girls and 90% boys. a pretty girl who was a customer at the restaurant smiled at her once and she thought about it for the next week
louise - agender and uhh.... lesbian? aroace?? one of those she isn't sure yet. she loves rudy no matter what though. maybe demiromantic asexual. Triple A louise (aromantic asexual agender she identifies with NOTHING)
gayle - she's a lesbian but she doesn't know that. she's cis but in an agender way <- does not follow up on this or explain myself at all
jimmy jr - aroace & cis
zeke - he's transmasc and straight
tammy - cis lesbian
jocelyn - also lesbian :) and transfem but she transitioned when she was pretty young i think. she was one of those four year olds who told their mom they were supposed to be born a girl and her family just kinda went with it and she was on hormone blockers by 5th grade ("Good for her")
rudy - straight but possibly transfem in which case he'd be a lesbian. not sure. definitely has egg vibes
darryl - he's cishet </3 but his lovely girlfriend is bisexual so he's that type of guy who would be at pride anyway (does not clarify who his girlfriend is. doesnt matter)
teddy - bisexual and asexual bcuz @koko-raccoon helped me see the vision. he does not know asexuality is a thing. could see him as transmasc too for sure. also polyamorous but in a casual way its not something he'd actively seek out but he wouldn't mind being in a relationship with multiple people either (same w/ bob and linda) he's got such a big heart
mort - he's never labelled himself but i think he wouldn't question it if he was in a relationship with a guy or found himself attracted to one. he's easy. maybe he'd just label himself as queer
mr frond - probably transfem and definitely bisexual. also asexual i think
mr ambrose - going to quote @koko-raccoon here bcuz they got it exactly accurate. don't need to reinvent the wheel. "no label. Uses queer to describe himself. Will go by any pronouns and will fuck anyone and it will be considered gay sex no matter who you are"
sasha - gay and came out at like age 7
duncan - also gay and nonbinary somehow. he/they energy
marshmallow - transfem lesbian
calvin - bisexual but is more into men than women. maybe like 30/70 attraction wise
felix - has questioned his gender identity on at least five seperate occasions but it never goes anywhere bcuz its too stressful for him and he's a little crazy. always feels like he's "queer" somehow but he knows he isn't attracted to men so he doesn't know what else it could be. dressed up in his mom's clothes and makeup ALL THE TIME as a kid. dont worry she'll get there eventually
gretchen - straight but transfem
jimmy pesto - horrible horrible Gay man who has to work through 500 layers of internalized homophobia. he's like a gay man trapped in the body and mind of a 1950s husband
andy - aroace
ollie - demiromantic straight and asexual
harley - pansexual and she gets a little nonbinary w/ it. collects microlabels like stickers when she's older
henry haber - cishet but also supports his awesome pansexual girlfriend (susmita) him and darryl should form a club
susmita - pansexual as previously mentioned
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aaronymous999 · 9 months
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Relationship Dynamics between the blorbos:
Aaron and Peter: Childhood best friends, often as children when Aaron pre-transition, he and Peter were often mistaken for liking each other which made a closeted aroace Aaron very uncomfortable which Peter always made sure to tell the other kids off for saying stuff like that. ( Couldn’t let the other kids know his ass was bi and had a crush on Harry ) Peter often found himself protecting Aaron as a child and about halfway through middle school just after Aaron came out as trans. But their roles flip flopped when Aaron started to gain his confidence and became Peter’s protector from big bullies like Flash Thompson and Harry Osborn. This got even more apparent when Aaron was bitten by a radioactive spider and became one of the biggest guys at school… people stopped messing with nerdy Peter Parker when his Clark Kent looking ass best friend was around. Peter, wanting to pay Aaron back in some way ( like he does with anything for anyone poor people tingz ) helped engineer his suit and became his “guy in the chair!” As the comic book loving Aaron put it, whichh Peter said sounded stupid. Peter is a shy sweet looking kid but once you get to know him he’s a bit of an ass, but in a funny friend way. Aaron on the other hand is a quiet gentle giant who jokes around with Peter the most. ( Also to add on some silly things about them: Aaron is way more massive partly because of a mix of genes and radioactive spider-ness mixing with his testosterone and making him huge. On a funnier note though when Peter walked in on Aaron injecting himself with man juice bro PASSED OUT. He is scared of like everything, needles, spiders, the ocean, heights. Speaking of his fear of heights. Aaron has definitely tried to exposure therapy him with swinging which made it worse and Aaron feels really bad and Peter will never let go of this grudge HAJJSJSS )
Peter and Harry: Oh boy. This is a sad one. Peter and Harry were the first people to make friends with Aaron and Harry was Peter’s first crush. As a child Peter was gifted and excelled in school, and when visiting Harry’s home Norman did the classic favoring everyone else over his own child, including Aaron who also was a “gifted kid”. However Harry did very poorly at school. ( all three of them are autistic just on vastly different levels on the spectrum, Aaron is sensory seeking and was gifted as a child but evened out as he got older, Peter gets overstimulated easily and has always done very well with remembering things and school, and Harry’s sensory issues lie in between the other two and he has always struggled in school. ) Andd because of this Harry began to resent his friends, especially Peter although Peter only wanted to be closer with Harry because of his crush which the two unintentionally left Aaron at the wayside for a bit. Around the time Aaron came our, Harry grew distant from the two and started to join Flash Thompson and that crowd of kids. Aaron wasn’t exactly a factor to Harry, as since he came out the one time he visited Norman he had lowkey transphobic vibes so Harry really only held resentment to Peter. At one point Harry even tried convincing Aaron to stay his friend and ditch Peter but he got chewed out. Peter had massive heartbreak after this and only began to move on in high school when he got a crush on Gwen Stacy. Harry however grew angry towards Aaron for constantly protecting Peter and still basically tries to one up Peter on everything and takes his anger out on the poor guy whenever Aaron isn’t around, which has become more frequent because of Spidey stuff.
Aaron and Harry: Kind of went over some of it above but they’ve always kinda been not very close. Aaron felt more upset about Harry betraying Peter than he did about Harry also betraying him. Harry on the other hand has always felt closer to Aaron than Aaron has to him which is why he attempted to get Aaron to ditch Pete but Aaron was like dude no. Ever since being bitten by the spider though, Harry has been incredibly jealous of Aaron’s strength and wishes he could have something like that to win his father’s approval. Also Aaron is kinda pissed at Harry all the time because Harry hates Spider-Man for fucking with Oscorp’s shady shit which makes Norman a scary father at home- so honestly I feel bad for Harry but also Aaron doesn’t know that and is rightfully angry as well…
Gwen and Peter: Gwen and Peter became friends in high school when Peter saw her and was like “OH SHIT SHES BEAUTIFUL” and Aaron went up and convinced her to sit at lunch with them. Aroace wingman is my favorite trope your honor. Peter can still remain normal friends with her but finds himself chickening out hanging out with her due to his self esteem issues. Gwen on the other hand thinks Pete is a pretty cool dude and admires his knowledge with electronics and engineering, Gwen is much more of a chemistry interested aspiring scientist but she and Pete still talk nerd shit!!! Gwen and Peter start getting real close and Aaron is even like “omg?? Go Peter! Sorry MJ-“ at one point but then Gwen’s father dies. Peter still has his flaws and after her dad’s funeral kinda unintentionally ghosts her because he doesn’t know how to help and doesn’t think he’s good enough which just leaves Gwen with MJ and Aaron who try their best but can’t stop Gwen’s descent into her obsession with finding Spider-Man and eventually Gwen starts hanging around Harry Osborn at school and starts dating him for a time when he gives her validation about hating Spider-Man. Peter is pretty devastated and kinda gets a reality check from MJ and tries reaching out more and more, until… the confrontation happens and beyond that is spoilers sorta. Kinda already spoiled Captain Stacy’s death already but it’s a Spidey story, what else would happen to the guy??
Gwen and Aaron: Gwen and Aaron quickly become the two jokesters of the friendgroup, they aren’t as close and brotherly as Aaron and Pete are but Gwen and Aaron work off each other really well. They aren’t the type of duo to get very serious about things, which is why Aaron has a difficult time comforting Gwen after the Captain Stacy thing happens. And Aaron only feels more guilty knowing it’s HIS fault Stacy died and made Gwen this grief-stricken, and then he’s even more guilty for not being good at comforting her which is really sad. And it kind of demoralizes Aaron during this period and also puts him on edge to not reveal his identity even more, knowing how Gwen would react…
Gwen and Harry: Toxic people who project hatred who get together only out of shared hatred which is totally a red flag. But Gwen even gets to much for Harry at a certain point and makes him introspective on his hate against Aaron and Peter. However Gwen.. well I’ll let you guys know later heheh…
MJ and Gwen: MJ and Gwen have been friends since childhood and MJ has had a crush on Gwen her whole life. And unfortunately the two don’t have the healthiest friendship. Gwen often does impulsive things and gets enabled by MJ who wouldn’t tell her any different. Which usually isn’t too much of a problem until you friend becomes crazy obsessed and your way of comforting is like “I’ll help you catch Spider-Man-“ and then realizing that you probably made things 10x worse because YOU know Aaron is Spider-Man and you know Pete knows but they don’t know you know and now you have to lie to the girl you’ve loved since you were FIVE. MJ has gotten herself into a bit of a pickle and after joining Gwen for a while, she finally gets the guts to help out Aaron and Peter to try and give Gwen a wake up call, but whether she does or not? Who knows…
MJ and Aaron: MJ met Aaron after following Gwen like a lost puppy to their lunch table and finding him and Pete to be pretty funny. Aaron and MJ don’t really talk much at first but after MJ is sad alone while Gwen and Pete are having alone time together Aaron cheers her up and let’s her infodump and MJ has a blast and is returned to her cheeky former self and develops of a friendly rivalry with Pete! Aaron wingmans them both but is secretly rooting for MJ more because the chilldhood best friend thing yknow?? Although Aaron would never tell Pete that. Where as Gwen’s humor is very dry and ironic with Aaron, Aaron and MJ are the two that do dumb shit together and tease each other. Gwen may have been the impulsive one in their childhood but now MJ is much more likely to be the one to ride a rollercoaster ahe knows she’s gonna puke on. Which kinda developed naturally after having other friends than Gwen, and while Gwen is being obsessive with catching Spider-Man, MJ starts to realize the flaws in their relationship and vows to help Gwen and then fix those flaws.
MJ and Peter: As stated before, they were kinda distant before but eventually developed a friendly rivalry along the lines of “as long as Gwen is happy? We both win!” And their dynamic is super adorable. They make jabs at eachother and MJ is at her most snarkiest with him. They’re almost like brother and sister and frequently try to one up each other on extravagant outings with Gwen until they both realize they are broke and live in Minneapolis. L. After Captain Stacy dies, their relationship is strained but when MJ comes back to Pete and Aaron, she and Peter promise to each other to always be there for Gwen and make sure she doesn’t go down the wrong path.
That is it for the main four + Harry. Will write up some dynamics with Aaron’s family dynamic, Peter’s family dynamic, MJ’s family dynamic, and all the family dynamics soon. Also Spider-Man’s dynamic with villains and allies because that’s fun too!!!
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Takahashi Satoru ranting about amatonormativity & the infantilization of aroaces in Koisenu Futari episode two
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sillyman-inc · 2 years
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DO U HAVE ANY KWAZII HEADCANONS PLS PLS
Oh yes I do.
Yes I do.
*mischievous laughter*
Okok.
I have a lot.
So buckle down for this.
Kwazii is trans (ftm), omnisexual (male pref) and catgender ! Also I hc he’s on the aroace spectrum as well (still can have attraction just rare basically). Since me too. And I kin this mf so. Self projection. Anyways goes by he/they/paw pronouns !
You’re gonna look at him and tell me he doesn’t have ADHD and dyslexia? /lh
I wanna say he’s like 5”5 and comes to shoulder height with Shellington and chest height with Barnacles.
Eye stuff:
He has heterochromea! The eye that’s always showing is a yellow and the one that’s covered up is a green :)
He has light sensitivity and sensory issues to his right eye (one that’s always covered) so he just keeps it covered and only takes it off when needed.
OH BUT ALSO. He sees this as somewhat of an advantage because in dark areas he’s able to see very well with that one eye and it doesn’t really hurt ! Actual pirates would wear eyepatches so they could see better at night so I hc he does this too (I stole this from my friend Miles, hi Miles if you’re seeing this)
Also cats cannot see very well. Like. At all. So I feel like he’d wear glasses or contacts.
I think he’s a medium fur haired cat. I don’t really think he’s a shorthair.
He is a tabby cat :)))
Broken humor.
He has insomnia and that’s why he falls asleep midst in missions so easily. Also he cannonically wakes up in the middle of the night to go do his thing while everyone’s sleeping. Like he sneaks out.
He smells like an ashy campfire with salt. Yeah.
I like to think his room smells like mint because mint scents actually help ward off spiders. Fun fact.
His uniform! I always draw him wearing an oversized one with the sleeves rolled up and there’s a reason for this and part of it is me self reflecting: he has sensory issues to tight fitting clothing, so he got a big shirt and he rolls up the sleeves just cause I feel like that fits him. Same goes for his pants.
He’s lost so much feeling in his tail. That tail has been smashed, stung, bitten, pulled, etc so many times. He’s just. Lost so much feeling in it.
Much like the barnacles headcannon: has a lot of scars but fur covers over a lot of it. Slightly different texture in areas though.
I like to think that the huge closet he has is also his de-stimulation room/area for when having overstimulation :)
He stims a lot. Like. A lot. Both verbal and physical.
Him and Tweak are best friends.
And Ik I said this in Barnacles one but him and Barnacles have a very much found brother relationship and have a little support system for mental health.
He’d be a really good dad. He’s canonically very good with kids and very protective around em
Actually has pretty low self esteem/confidence. He’s just loud. He reminds me of a very specific scene in LMK where wukong and MK are talking and Wukong goes “you need confidence” and MK just defends himself like “WHAT IVE GOT PLENTY CONFIDENCE!” And Wukong just goes “no you’re just loud.” And then MK just looks personally attacked and Wukong is trying to give him advice on how to get it and MK just replies with “fake it till I make it?” And Wukong just yells at him.
Anyways Kwazii reminds me of that scene in MK’s POV I don’t even know if that made sense but yeah.
So yk how earlier I talked abt eyes, ok so not exactly a Kwazii one but I like to think that the reason all the pirate stories are over exaggerated or close but off is cause once again: cats can’t see well. And all the pirates we’ve seen/have been referred to have been cats.
Is both a positive influence. And a chaotic one.
Mans would end up in the sick bay at like 4 AM.
They give me the vibes of someone who survives off of 2 hours of sleep, caffeine and pure chaos and the second he sits down he can and will crash.
Has really bad abandonment issues. Uh. Yeah.
Rejection dysphoria and anxiety. Cause me too.
Ok listen a lot of these are just me self projecting.
And now that I’m here I’m thinking I wanna add more to the barnacles one so. There should be more there if you guys wanna go see that. Yeah
Anyways.
Has probably bitten some of the crew.
He’s probably used very pirate-y terms to describe people and NO ONE on the crew know what he’s talking about so he has to translate. Like he’d say somethin like “He’s a Scrooge of the seven seas!” And the crew just looks confused and he just goes “he’s really violent.”
Speaking of pirate terms- I like to think he’s called inkling the quartermaster and Barnacles a coxswain :)
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yeah.
I got these from dis website: https://www.pirateglossary.com/namecalling
Also some of these terms do point to suggestive topics so you’ve been warned prior to looking.
Anyways, he likes drawing and painting :) I say this cause he painted the gup B and. Yeah.
I like to think he knows how to flirt but it’s a very silly/dorky way. /pos I mean he CAN. Be smooth but. I like silly.
Angry catboy.
I definitely have more. But I am bombarding this post and I feel like most of you have stopped listening by now so uh. Yeah.
Anyways Here’s a doodle I made of him a bit ago :) he has a neck.
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Bye byeee
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bonker-bananas · 2 years
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some koltc headcanons because why not
i haven’t actually reread the series in a while, so hopefully these aren’t too weird
need to get on that so i can make them all queer
anyways
linh-aroace
shes my favorite. thats it.
okay actually there was a line or two at some point but i cant remember
sophie-honestly just a whole mess.  prob either unlabeled or has 7 million labels. not cis or het, prob not allo either but not sure on that one.
can’t decide if she comes to terms w/ her identity before coming to the lost cities, or of there’s some huge drama and she has an angsty questioning phase because honestly elves are prob at least a little homophobic
honestly im still on the sophie will be single forever train.  she is so bad at handling emotions n stuff, but like, maybe she could end up w/ biana or something? not keefe or fitz tho
keefe-either pan or gay, but ace. ace keefe is my life.
his reaction to the alicorns when sophie was telling the group abt silvenys messages about greyfell, yes
also i can’t remember if this was from a fic or actually canon, but wasn’t there a time in the human world w/ a like naked statue or something?
anyways the other part is absolutely because i am keefex(whats their ship name? is it that? anyways keefe x dex) trash so yeah, mostly because of these fics i read(a short funny one and a long lovely angsty and fluffy one) by RStar6709 on ao3
so dex-demi for sure, honestly probably gay. maybe bi?
i like the idea of him having a squish on sophie
and after that whole awkward kiss they actually kiss each other platonically a lot, maybe on the forehead?
again, keefex trash
idk, just demi vibes. also we love aspec rep here, so all of them are aspec now. or at least most of them.
:00 but what if,,, queerplatonic sodex!!!!
heh not rlly sure about that ship name either(sophie and dex if it wasnt clear) someone please tell me all of them aaaaa
thats most of the ones i actually have big headcanons for but have a couple smaller ones
fitz-token straight?? nah actually hes aro. some sort of genderqueer fitz would be cool too, ngl
biana-not that many opinions on her honestly, but lesbian or bi. ooh, demigirl? or maybe genderfae?
tam-gay. prob closeted tho.  also maybe nonbinary?  uses they/them pronouns.  would absolutely sneak tiny pride flags into linhs locker. honestly would secretly work with keefe to do it and has a huge dramatic fake over the top rivalry w/ keefe outside of it and it cracks them both up how much everyone else believes it. prob out to keefe and eventually dex tho. they know how insecure they are abt it and others finding out tho, so they look out for them and pretend to try to set them up w/ people and avoid using pronouns for them w/ others whenever possible and are generally very supportive.  also have all the puns ready for them when they need it. all the puns.
wow i wrote way more there then i planned to.  he isn’t even like anywhere near the top of my characters list either. i just though of something and went along w/ it i guess.
anyways, um, stina-also gay. trans girl. get her together with one of the girls, maybe biana. ooh, what about stina x biana x sophie? polyamorous too i guess! once she actually becomes friends w/ the group, is the “i’m the only one who can insult them” friend and will fight anyone who hates on any member of the group
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AEWVS Interaction Headcannons Because I Can (Math level+Tiara)
These can be interpreted as romantic or QPR behaviors <:)
Viktor
Very picky about how he looks so he is mildly aversive to cuddling with his jacket on. Loves gently holding u in the auditorium locker room when the jacket is off.
You have deep existential conversations with him while both of you listen to Phonty’s music. Some days you plop down on his lap and he’s cool with that. U like listening to his voice.
Also voice thing, yes he whispers until you fall asleep and he’s v gentle with you in general.
Viktor is itty bitty string bean of a tarwill and you are the big spoon no questions about it.
Tiara
First of all GIANT WOMAN. Yes she will grab you with all four of her arms and carry you bridal style because she can and you can’t stop her.
She has to bend down to give you a kiss on the forehead :o
Likes feeling around u, idk you have such a understanding vibe and she feels you won’t judge her for the way she acts (she lashes out because she’s frustrated about tarwill world poor baby :()
Mr. Mix
COMFORT FOOD 24/7/365!!! He loves cooking for the both of U!!
His hugs are the bomb there is no debate. So squish and so nice!
Given Mr. Mix is one of the few larger people at infinity school, he wants to make you comfy in your body!
He pinches ur cheeks a lot. Idk I’d feel he’d do that to you the most often.
Ur his most helpful chef!!
Laura
((It’s hard for me to think of Laura as beyond AroAce, but she’d probably want to play dungeons and dragons with u in the math level closet if she likes you well enough)).
Mr. Cleany
Literally the most chill person you have ever met.
Some days when you feel evil you convince him to sweep up others just to piss them off. They know it’s you too so they get extra mad lmao.
Bath and Body works say hello to your anniversary gifts for the whole time your dating.
Both of you love watching bath bombs explode in the bathtub. Y’all will watch those things for hours.
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maikka and rayllum for the ask game? (- thinkingisadangerouspastime)
Maikka
when I started shipping it if I did: I don't maybe three months ago when you brought it up in the Aang Server ajdfaskjfsalfs
my thoughts: I LOVE THEM. I had never thought about them until you mentioned it, but the second you shared your thoughts, I was like "I can *see* it!" And now this pairing is in my top for three for both of these characters (mostly because I just think Mai is the second most shippable character, after Aang). It's so unexpected, but I honestly think they would vibe, and
What makes me happy about them: I love to think Mai would find Sokka annoying at first, but his sense of humor, being either really dumb or at his own expense, would end up growing on her, and he would become one of the people that can actually make her laugh (other than Aang ofc!). I also have a headcanon that they are both foodies and would bond over that! Finally, their characters lend to some interesting post-canon concepts when it comes to their roles as politicians/leaders of their respective nation/tribe, Mai's status as Zuko's ex mixed with Sokka's status as one of Zuko's friends, the absolute POWER COUPLE they would be as two nonbending weapons specialists with Sokka being more melee specialized and Mai being more ranged. Just...so much potential!
What makes me sad about them: Realistically, I don't see a relationship working very long-term for them because I always imagined Sokka would want to stay in the South Pole or, at the very least, *really close* to the South Pole, but Mai would not be a fan of the cold. I almost always imagine them eventually breaking up (sad!) OR imagine them in some kind of AU. This is not to say the right kind of narrative finagling can't give them their happy ending; I just haven't played around with it a lot.
things done in fanfic that annoys me: There is not a whole lot of Maikka fanfic out there, and I honestly worked through pretty much the whole tag a couple months ago. My biggest grievance with Maikka fanfic is that most of the fics out there seem pretty shallow right now (short, modern au one shots where the characters have been flattened) or the writer has Mai just like...bullying Sokka...constantly, and not even in the fun, flirty way. Just in the..."you have convinced me they don't even like each other" kind of way. With their common interests but potential to meet any variety of relationship roadblocks, I just want something a little *more* for them, ya know!
things I look for in fanfic: Oop I already answered sorta above, but I love when Maikka fanfic has them confront the issues of their separate roles in their cultures/societies, their shared histories with Zuko, but also plays into their shared interests and compatible personalities. Just let them like each other, but also let them struggle to overcome challenges of circumstance!! It's more fun that way!
Who I’d be comfortable with them ending up with, if not each other: For Mai, either Zuko, Ty Lee, or Aang. For Sokka, either Suki, Aang, or Toph (this is where I out myself as a closet Tokka shipper >.<).
My happily ever after for them: One of the ways I imagine them getting a happily ever after is like...maybe if one of them has a more permanent ambassador position in either location or perhaps an au where they both end up in the same city in a university system as like professors or consultants. Or any number of modern aus have potential. I could be convinced of married Maikka with kids because I think Sokka is actually very family oriented and Mai would be a good mother, but I imagine they would have kids much later than their friends.
who is the big spoon/little spoon: We recently talked about "very tall water sibs" in the server, and now I love it, so I picture a very tall Sokka and a still pretty tall Mai (like Sokka's 6' to Mai's 5'11"), and I think they would mix it up and take turns being the different spoons OR they would be that couple that cuddles face to face, limbs all tangled.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: EATING or practicing weapons. I love the idea of Sokka teaching Mai to sword fight and Mai teaching Sokka how to throw daggers. I imagine it's something they could both nerd out about.
Rayllum
when I started shipping it if I did: When I first watched the show! I was hoping they would get together and THEY DID, and I was very glad to see it.
my thoughts: They just got that best friends to lovers, mutual respect, learning and growing together, accommodating for each other's strengths and weaknesses goodness! I just them!
What makes me happy about them: I love that Rayla introduced Callum to a whole world full of magic, where he could really thrive with his talents! And I love that Callum believes in Rayla and knows her to be capable and brave and never lets her forget it! They just emulate the kind of relationship I would want with a partner!
What makes me sad about them: Can't think of much right now, but I suppose the xenphobia they have to deal with from their people on both sides. It must be so hard to grow a relationship with that kind of animosity coming from the people they love!
things done in fanfic that annoys me: I have not read much Rayllum fanfic (other than yours!), so I don't have an answer for this really. Stay tuned because I plan on reading more fic for them this summer!
things I look for in fanfic: I want them to deal with the challenges they face in that mature, emotionally intelligent way they always have! I just love when they team up to overcome the odds because they do make such a great team and respect each other's skills and ideas so much! Give me badass duo Rayllum any day!
Who I’d be comfortable with them ending up with, if not each other: Um...honestly I don't think there are many age appropriate characters that have been developed enough for me to have an opinion. I know I don't like Claudia with Callum. Maybe Soren with Callum? I get straight vibes off Soren, though...Oooooh maybe after they have grown up, I could get behind some Callum x Aanya? Just for fun. And I think Rayla would be happiest with another elf, if not with Callum OR I do like an aroace Rayla headcanon, so maybe even no one, and she has a plethora of queer platonic relationships with the whole gang!
My happily ever after for them: Callum moves to Xadia to grow his skills as a mage, and he and Rayla live happily ever after living and learning together and using their skills to help people! I love the idea of Callum finding a home with the Moonshadow Elf community.
who is the big spoon/little spoon: Rayla is the big spoon, no I do not take criticism.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Maybe a niche headcanon, but I love the idea of them really getting into their universe's equivalent of chess (I don't remember if they have one in canon, but if not, I headcanon there is a chess-like game). I think Rayla would get really competitive about it, and Callum would approach it very methodically.
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Me watching Riverdale, Episode 2:
Why’s Betty so upset??? Did I miss something??? Sometimes people just don’t like each other that way and Archie has no obligation to her and besties code is fucking stupid so she shouldn’t be sensibly mad at Veronica either
Not the scene where Jughead’s narrating and does the flashback and Jason passes and it’s suitably queercoded
Ewwww Archie and the teacher
Can you shut the fuck up, Betty’s mom. Unless there’s more significant history behind this I don’t wanna hear it. If you were bullied by the Blossoms I could give a fuck, you’re still wearing pearls, I think you’re fine
Brooo jughead is me. Fuck PE
“ARE WE SURE ARCHIE IS STRAIGHT”
I’m still a little concerned. I sorta ship Jughead with Archie but I don’t want to stomp over his aroace identity.
Bro they weren’t together stop apologizing Veronica. She has no claim on him. Yeah you tried to push them together but what happened happened get the fuck over it
Oh no this town is small enough to have a sheriff
If Archie and the teacher came forward about what happened on the fourth then... idk. Maybe it’s because of the repercussions for Archie but I’m fine with her getting arrested because fucking GROSS
Hmmm yeah I’m with jughead what happened arch??? 🤨
Oh no what’s up with Kev and the closet case
Yeah. I don’t blame people for being closeted if that’s where they feel most comfortable but it’s hard to date a closeted person
ARE YOU OKAY YOU STONE COLD BITCH
I’m just happy archies more than a set of abs
His voice is kinda weird for his body... is that just me??? He just sounds different than I expected
BETTY ITS NOT THAT DEEP HE JUST DOESNT LIKE YOU
SERIOUSLY AM I MISSING SOMETHING
BETTY SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP LIFE FUCKING HAPPENS GET OVER IT
Oop, Archie got fucking caught
This is unhealthy Archie please get the fuck away from her. I know it’s not that easy but please this isn’t good it’s not real, don’t kiss her, this is wrong as fuck
Yes Jughead please snoop
Okay but um cheryl looks pretty
OH MY GOD STOP BEING A FUCKING BITCH BETTY. STOP IT. YOURE FUCKING STUPID. ITS NOT HER FAULT YOUR FRIENDSHIP IS FUCKED. ITS YOURS. YOURE MAKING IT SUCH A BIG DEAL. I ALREADY HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL I DONT NEED THIS NONSENSE AGAIN. USE YOUR HEAD.
I started out anticipating hating Veronica but she’s the only one besides Jughead and Archie I find moderately tolerable
Varchie has nice chemistry.
Ohhhh so he kissed her when they were little. Still doesn’t change how annoying she’s being
Oh god oh god Cheryl sitting in front of Betty and doing her makeup oh god oh god I’m gay that’s some sapphic shit
Speaking of mean alpha bitch sapphics that I’ll probably end up love-hating she reminds me of Carrie from jatp
I think Cheryl might have a legitimate disorder. I’m not kidding or trying to be mean. I think it might be a possibility
Not jealous Jughead but also Jughead trying to explain that this is fucking stupid.
SHES A LITERAL FUCKING COUGAR. HE. IS. RIGHT. THIS IS PREDATORY
Breakup vibes. I mean I hate to reduce it to that but that’s how it feels.
My new favorite character is Jughead. I relate to him so much
Betty’s mom is probably Christian huh.
Alice can you fucking stop
Yay!!! They’re making up and Betty is admitting she was dumb!!!
Off topic but I’m super hungry my tummy hurts :(
Can you shut up Reggie. And you never responded so I’m going to have to assume you can’t spell necrophilia
YES PROTECT HIM ARCHIE
I’m staying up late watching this cause I’m sick and I can’t get to sleep. I’m miserable lmao
I like Kevin
The way Archie looks over at Jughead and he looks away
This is so... gay.
“We’re not gonna hug in front of this whole town!”
The way his gaze lingers on Jughead as he steps back, and then he looks over his shoulder in the next shot
What state is Riverdale in
That is some of the baddest fucking twerking I’ve ever seen, not that I see that on the regular, but I have no idea what that is lmao
That song was a bop tho
Huh, upstate New York I guess
Cheryl’s got ✨trauma✨
Okay I actually understand Cheryl’s loss. Like not precisely. But that’s what you think. When it hits you, it hits you hard. “They’re gone” “They were supposed to come back” “Why aren’t they here” I find that pretty authentic
Okay okay I can start liking Betty again I’ll forgive her this time
Not Archie walking in with Jughead and it suddenly hitting me like “they look like a couple”
I love Jugheads voice. I don’t think it’s because there’s anything necessarily remarkable about it but it’s just nice
“The luckiest redheaded boy in the universe” please????? 🥺
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