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How I found out the Queen died while I was in class
#queen#queens death#morbid humor#dark humor#text from friends#things I’ve laughed at#why I’m probably going to hell for my sense of humor
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Needletail as Rootpaw’s ghost guide in TBC, episode 2: “my wine aunt’s spirit is haunting me and she’s also super annoying”
#i’ve had a sadder version of this in my head since i started this blog#before we knew rootpaw could speak to ghosts#i imagined a comic of violet unknowingly repeating after needle and then needle being sad they couldn’t laugh about it#well! good thing we have rootpaw to let me to make this humorous instead!#warriors#warrior cats#cat art#violetshine#rootpaw#rootspring#needletail#au
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the gang’s spotify wrapped
#i’ve been at work all day itching to make this#iasip#iasip shitpost#it’s always sunny#it’s always sunny in philadelphia#mac macdonald#charlie kelly#dennis reynolds#dee reynolds#frank reynolds#the song choices are a combo of:#the gang’s canon faves#things that made me laugh while i was making this#ok love u bye#spotify wrapped#spotify
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how many syllables does the word bread have?
normal people: one
latin students: two
catholics on the third sunday of easter: thirty-seven
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“(Hi) Derek, this is Baz, Baz Pitch, the man who’s f*cking your father.”
Read “A little bit deadly” by @emeryhall on AO3!
#BESTIE YOU GOT ME LAUGHING AND TEARING WITH THAT LINE#YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE AMOUNT OF JOY I GOT FROM THIS FIC#I’ve killed so many things for you - family portrait#LISTEN EVERYONE THIS IS A FIC REC SO GO AHEAD AND THANK ME LATER#simon snow#snowbaz#baz pitch#fanart#letraspal#carry on#illustration#snowbaz fic#fic rec#10/10 would recommend
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Floyd would prob like watching Spongebob.
HAHAHA OMG YES
YES
i can just imagine floyd running into it on day while internet surfing.
at first i think he’s like “…ha” kinda like a ‘oh my god this is so funny but i didn’t expect it to be’
but then time goes on and he def thinks about it, like a LOT. and of course, our poor leech falls victim to the ‘spongebob binge phase’ and just obsessively watches spongebob!!
AND THE FACT THAT IRS SEA THEMED MAKES IT SOOO MUCH BETTER TO EL OH ELL
there’s def a few times he related with some of the scenes too 😭
i can kinda see him as a patrick guy??? or maybe even a spongebob guy🤔 WAIT I THINK HED LIKE SQUIDWARD BECAUSE HE FINDS HIM RELATABLE (in bad moods) AND SCHEMES FUNNY… or maybe even plankton 😳(idk)
tell me or tell me that floyd would fuck with azul by telling him there’s this rival establishment with THEE best burgers ever.
obviously azul is confused because he’s the one and only restaurant / lounge at night raven college. only for floyd to snicker with a ‘not anymore’
and ofc azul is like: take me there!
and floyd is like: mmm no.
but now azul is on the hunt for a place called ‘the crusty crab’ and wants to know if anyone has a ‘krabby patty’ 💀
ofc azul gets laughed out of his socks by others from the sheer desperation of needing to know about this krabby patties ‘secret formula’ 😭😭
*azul slowly merges into plankton*
floyd is HOWLING with laughter as azul comes storming into the monstro, his cold blood turning his once porcelain cheeks aflame with the fires hotter than hell. so hot that it turned him into a blueberry.
“floyd-“
floyd flops a suspicious burger onto and even more suspiciously placed plate dab smack in front of azul. he looked at azul, then to the burger before fixing him a a crooked smile. “heard you were hound’s fer one of these guys.” he pushed the plate closer to him causing a droplet to fall from a red, thin tomato slice.
“is- is that-“
“a krabby patty? yeah.” he shrugs, leaning closer onto the cabinet to watch azul’s mouth drop with disbelief.
he grabs the burger bringing it up to azul, “i managed to get the last one for the day, impressive since they sell out so fast” floyd watched azul attempt to speak, but he just bit into the burger.
he moaned on faux delight. “hmm n it’s so good too.”
“floyd!” azul gasped, attempting to lunge for the burger. on cue floyd stumbled back, fingers loosening their grip in the burgers soft, golden patty.
cinematically, the once unified burger slowly started falling apart as it raced like raindrops to the floor.
with a sad squelch, the lettuce, tomato, pickles- alotta pickles, onions the burger and the most important ingredient. the secret one. all fell to the floor.
azul could only gap in despair as the elusive ‘krabby patty’ now laid ruined on the floor. he was desperate, yes, he first and foremost- he was a gentleman.
“floyd you- you!!”
“relax ‘zul, i’ll just get you ‘nother one”
“how?? because i can’t seem to find this ‘krusty krab’ anywhere! it’s nowhere on campus, no where on sage isle, and nowhere under water!!”
floyd could only laugh. oh my god. how can someone be so smart and yet so dumb at the same time.
“don’t worry,” he sniffed “i know a guy😼”
#oh my god#is azul a little ooc? yes. yes he is.#but! we can’t all be smarties all the time now can we :)#this is the funniest thing i’ve probably written in a while.#😭😭#I STARTED LAUGHING MULTIPLE TIMES THROUGH OUT WRITING THIS AUAHAH#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#floyd leech#azul ashengrotto
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how could i have forgotten the comedy gold that was the shot showing henry’s entire office wall knocked down and in response the first thing he does it run to his liquor cabinet to make sure nothing was stolen
#to market to market is definitely one of the episodes ever i don’t care#i’ve seen it eight gazillion time and yet when i went to grab a henry clip for the edit i laughed my ass off#hes so fucking funny#literally everything he did was the funniest thing he could possibly do#mash#mashposting#m*a*s*h#mash 4077#mashblr#henry blake
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I— I’m laughing… I can’t… why did he DO that!? Waaaahahahha!!
Bonus... King as he normally is cause I need to make sure THAT's not the only image i draw of him:
#kyoryuger#zyuden sentai kyoryuger#super sentai#fan art#comic#daigo kiryu#kyoryu red#i’m shaking aaaaahahaha holy shit wth super sentai#congrats on your torso King i’m sorry for laughing so hard i cried aaaaaahaha#why did they do that though? it was so funny!#this is one that stays on tumblr probably waaahah#this is the stupidest thing i’ve ever drawn i think#i’m on the floor#man i love kyoryuger#that first panel is redrawn from a fucking SCREENSHOT you can all bite me kakdjskd
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PLS WATCHING PEOPLE GET MAD OVER UNPROBLEMATIC GAY SHIPS IS SO FUNNY
#they get so mad at them when they should be getting mad at people who ship actual problematic ones#but people are so idiotic sometimes it’s hilarious#stranger things#stranger things 4#people are out there shipping eddie and dustin and 001 and 011#but the worst thing that’s ever happened to the stranger things fandom is steddie ☠️#it’s so ridiculous it’s funny 😭#steddie#elmax#byler#ronance#stonathan#henclair#byclair#murlexi#elumax#I’ve been laughing for five minutes#please send help
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bradley bradshaw circa 1998 looking up “patrick swayze shirtless advertisement calvin klein?” on the iMac in Tom Kazansky’s home office after Maverick forces him to watch Point Break (1991):
#bradley: it’s for uhhh my sociology project. on why things are marketed certain ways#maverick (idiot): alright sounds good to me!#only two people were surprised bradley turned out the way he did and their names are tom and pete#their joint lack of gaydar as a gay couple has bewitched me#also such an advertisement doesn’t exist bc calvins got big in the 90s and swayze was older/too serious of an actor by then but oh well#i’ve been cry laughing about this all day#top gun#icemav#ig this is icemav due to the implication of them co-owning a computer#bradley rooster bradshaw
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I think it’s finally time to let loose some of my collection of unhinged marquee signs from a church I’ve seen over the years
And finally, the one from October 2018 that was my first one, and that has ABSOLUTELY NOT AGED WELL (and it looks double threatening cuz I had to take it at night)
#this is like the one thing that’s great about passing thru the same southern town so often#I’ve scream laughed so many times passing this place#and then turning around real quick to grab pics#a day in the life of carrie
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milf (man i love fall)
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Lmaoooo Noah being Noah
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#noahhhhh😂😂😂😭#i’ve never seen this video before i’m laughing so hard#thanks pinterest for showing all the good stuff in my recs#noah king of chaos#noah schnapp#finn wolfhard#gaten matarazzo#caleb mclaughlin#stranger things cast
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it’s all the rest of what i want with you
connor dewar/brandon duhaime :: 8k
Summary:
“Brandon,” Connor says with a sigh. “There’s no baby in there.”
“Not yet,” Brandon says. Connor feels his stomach twist, almost like what he would imagine a baby kicking to feel like.
in these trying times of dewvorce, may i offer you 8k of pwp inspired by @stillfertile’s wonderful art which i had. several breakdowns about 🫶 anyway please enjoy!!!
#OFFICIAL FIC ANNOUNCEMENT 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️ i wish i had pretty fic graphics but alas i have No Skill and also. so much work i should be doing bu#HI SHE’S HERE i would love to say this is a complete surprise drop except i have Anxiety & i needed to ask you guys about it beforehand#in my defense i started writing this in like. january far before any tragedy occurred#because square asked about my tags on their dewey2 art and she spawned like. a million more thoughts about it#including the part where i got absolutely kicked in the face with the lightning vision of those two lines.#like those two lines are the first actual lines of the fic i wrote ajdhkwdiowdjiw ANYWAY please be nice to me i know i am always like#‘this is not the first real fic i ever thought i’d post’ and if i had a nickel i’d have three but this is the first pwp i’ve ever posted#and it’s 8k and it’s not a fic for an exchange (although technically i did very much write this for the dewey^2 hivemind so.)#i have SO many things to say i have so many comments on this doc also i couldn’t pick a title for the LONGEST time and i finally decided on#this one but the full quote was too long:#all the rest of what i want with you that scares me shitless#so. i was angling SO hard to make a yung gravy lyric as a title bc i saw the video of him at a wild game but i couldn’t find a good one#and instead y’all got a very sentimental title l m a o.#liv in the replies#shout out to the extended universe this lives in and also my unhinged comments in the docs.#if you liked fun fuck a baby in him friday i’ll be here all week i promise i am the exact same in the comments as i am in the tags 🫡#the NUMBER of times i wrote something in this by pulling it out of my ass and then actually went back and did the research & was RIGHT is.#far too high. also the amount of coincidental things that dropped while i was writing this (yung gravy song about pregnancy AFTER i wheeze#laughed myself into a yung gravy title the athletic player poll confirming my restaurant & bar choices from googling ‘st. paul good bars’…)#also if anybody got advice on formatting for these little announcements. help. this is different from my miro/luka one &i’m still not happy
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Everyday goes a little something like this. I open tumblr and check the pathologic tag to find art because the vibe patho artists capture is exquisite.
I immediately see someone making fun of Daniil for having highly specific special interests that he likes talking about.
I ignore it and scroll further only to see another 5 posts calling him annoying for oh wait give me a second *rereads text posts making fun of Daniil* showing symptoms of autism.
I sigh like a depressed disappointed father. I close tumblr.
#pathologic#daniil dankovsky#making fun of him can be funny#I’ve definitely laughed at a joke at his expense more than once#but I constantly see him being ridiculed for doing things that are just blatant acts of neurodiversity#he wears specific clothes oh what a whiny spoiled city boy#he speaks a language he learned as a mandatory part of his medical education that god forbid he actually enjoyed and uses in his day to day#he’s so annoying#he doesn’t understand social cues and responds in a way that I find weird let’s all laugh#he responds to certain situations aggressively because of trauma oh what an evil bad man let’s not examine this any further#he’s just mean and that’s it#I’m so tired of seeing a character I love being mocked for the exact same things I’m mocked for in real life#he actually values sanitation and hygiene and reacts to unsanitary medical practices with sceptisim what a ignorant jerk#I know I sound bitter don’t worry I’m not oblivious to it#but I think some people saw the way the townsfolk reacted to Daniil and immediately assumed they’re all right#as if one of the main components of the game isn’t how the townsfolk are abrasive and rude to strangers and outsiders#some of you for real sound like a judgemental isolated inhabitant of the town that saw daniil and immediately decided he’s not welcome
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