dan immediately saying dirty shit to make phil laugh because it'll dislodge the toothpicks 💞 and instantly whining when phil even suggests sabotaging back. losers.
im imagining Sam falling asleep on the couch after watching a late tv show with bucky and bucky very gently picking him up and carrying him to bed and im so.
no bc i was literally like a1 gives my father the DA will hear about this vibes and a2 gives my older brother is a navy seal you shouldn’t fuck with me vibes
a1’s favorite book is the 48 laws of power and a2 has too many guns and unironically thinks creep by radiohead is about him and a1