Gay disaster finds out he has a chance with his crush!!

people writing haikyuu characters as absolute fuck boys is so amusing to me because like— you fr think they get bitches??? kuroo is canonically a fucking chem nerd, homeboy gets no puss. atsumu is a little bitch and even hates his fans. oikawa is vv obviously committed to his girlfriends but because he puts volleyball above all else, he gets dumped. tsukishima literally hates people???? ukai is such a loser… bro smokes cigs and practically babysits high schoolers. matsukawa and hanamaki are literally just a losers (affectionate). futakuchi is straight up just a big asshole and lowk disrespectful. bokuto is literally nothing but brawns and volleyball. konoha is just… konoha (/joking), he’s just bokuto’s (2nd) emotional support. semi is literally just existing?? and literally has a rivalry with his junior (lame ass [affectionate]). tendo is seen as a weirdo & creepy with most people. terushima is such a loser and so childish, and he’s in class 7, bro is lowk smart but bitchless. daishou is a huge asshole and got dumped because he was too into volleyball, he also gets upset when people retaliate his insults. suna is basically a lethargic cat and rlly doesn’t gaf, he literally just mocks the twins all day and records that shit. osamu literally just thinks about food and volleyball.

they are all losers!!!!!!!! they get ZERO bitches!!! no puss!!!

Kakashi the second it turns 12:00am on June 1st: I need to have more gay sex

Guy, halfway through the window with his jumpsuit half off and a ridiculously huge bottle of lube in one hand: A challenge from my eternal rival!

I have a soft spot for stenny

Pete is a 26 year old predator coming to college parties to hit on freshman girls. She is awesome for protecting the girls in her own home.

People who laugh at others' vulnerabilities, weaknesses, fears, and failures. Make fun of people who are trying their best to reach their goals. Those people, those people are the worst kind of losers.

@scribblersobia

once you realize that byler is cringe 4 cringe life becomes much better

Those 3 dudes who asked why I cross tagged don’t know what that is but i think proshippers will be fine after seeing some hate on them

Also why wouldn’t I put them in the tag?? I want ppl to see the hatred and disgust I have of them

Bittern at the grocery store

This is the funniest way you could've put it

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

I can’t believe “fake gamer girl” was an actual concept guys thought existed literally the most unfuckable guys who have ever lived were convinced girls were faking being interested in loser nerd hobbies to impress them

characters who dig themselves out of their graves (whether literal or metaphorical) are at the top of the list. nothing beats a character who should have died but didn't and comes back to haunt their own life and the world around them, benevolent or violent it doesn't matter, it's enthralling either way

learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.

beach episode?