#Eddie is cringefail
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Gay disaster finds out he has a chance with his crush!!
#fanart#it 2019#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#reddie#they are losers#the losers club#digital drawing#they are so silly#Eddie is cringefail#he thinks about this at night#it fanart#it fandom
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STWG prompt 17/4/24
prompt: "oops, that wasn't the plan"
pairing/character(s): steddie
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Steve's in the middle of squinting as he scans a library shelf for the textbook he needs when he gets rudely interrupted. A body crashes into him with nearly enough force to knock him over, and he only just manages to catch himself on the library shelves in front of him (with only a few casualties in the form of fallen books).
"Oops!" He hears from right behind him, way too loud for where they are. Sure, they're not in the silent study area, but it's still a library. Sudden noises are pretty noticeable.
Once he's recovered, he looks around the university library to see a few people's unimpressed eyes looking in his direction from their study desks. He feels heat rise from his chest to his cheeks at their attention, and suddenly flustered anger is coursing through him, because-
"What the hell?" He whisper yells, spinning around to face whoever had bumped into him.
He's about to start whisper yelling some more at whoever caused this, but then he sees who's stood in front of him, and- shit. He's hot.
Bright red, and with black curly hair up in a messy ponytail stands a guy around his height, with an expression Steve can only describe as mortification on his face. He's dressed in the student go-to late-night library session attire (university branded hoodie, sweatpants and shoes that are somewhere between slippers and clogs), and he's clutching something in one hand as he stares wide-eyed at Steve.
They stare at each other for a moment, and just as Steve's starting to get a little uncomfortable with it and opens his mouth to, once again, ask what the hell, the guy opens his own mouth and rushes out some hushed words.
"That wasn't the plan, I swear." He says nonsensically, and Steve just frowns at him.
"I'm sorry?"
"I'm doing this all wrong." The guy mutters to himself, and suddenly crouches down to pick up the books that had fallen off the shelf.
He seems to use the time facing the ground to collect himself, because once he's stood upright again with the pile of books held in front of him he offers Steve a shy smile.
"My name's Eddie, and you are, just... so attractive and I've been wanting to come and talk to you for, like, an hour, and maybe give you my number? But then, I'm a total clutz, so- so I tripped and almost knocked you over instead. I am so sorry about that, by the way." His nerves seem to come back as he talks, because Steve notices his fingers tap anxiously at the bottom of the book-pile.
Steve's a little stunned by the onslaught of words, and must take too long to respond because Eddie winces after a moment and shakes his head as he averts his eyes.
"This was stupid. I'm so sorry for interrupting your night, you're probably cramming for a test or something." Eddie offers him a wounded smile this time, glancing at his face again, and then makes to turn and walk away.
"Wait- no. You can- um. I would love your number. Sorry, you caught me off guard." Steve says quietly, and Eddie stops moving, eyes going wide again. God, his eyes remind Steve of Bambi.
Steve takes a deep breath and tries to find the charisma he swears he usually has when he's not ambushed with an unexpected hot man.
"I mean, how else will I know how to contact you when I sue you for damages?"
He says it with a smile and a teasing eyebrow raise, but Eddie looks panicked at the words, like that's somehow something he's genuinely worried about, so Steve raises the hand he'd caught himself on the shelves with to show off the slightly reddened base of his palm.
"I'm mortally injured over here, I hope you have good insurance."
Finally, Eddie huffs out a surprised laugh, and the smile stays on his face once he quietens. It's a very pretty smile, much better than the nervous one he was wearing before.
"Right. Well, luckily for you I have my contact details ready to go for situations like this." He says, and (with a little fumbling to reposition the books he's holding) offers Steve an incredibly crumpled up piece of paper.
Steve unfolds it to find a phone number scrawled out, with a ridiculous drawing of a stick figure holding a landline and a speech bubble saying 'call me!'. He carefully folds up the piece of paper, pointedly pockets it, and offers Eddie another smile.
"Thanks, I will for sure be calling later. I just- I am cramming for a test, you were right. So..." He trails off, a little unsure and awkward again.
Eddie just nods, still grinning, and makes to turn around again.
"I'm looking forward to it." He says, and then walks off, ridiculous tower of books still in his hands. Steve watches him go, and then takes a deep breath and looks back at the shelf.
How the fuck is he going to focus on studying now?
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie drabble#steddie ficlet#they're both cringefail losers in this#affectionately#stwgdailyprompt#dailydrabble#mywriting
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more steddie confessions and eddie doing something absolutely embarrassingly clumsy and lame after please
#more cringefail loser eddie pls#read one where he ran into a glass door immediately after#read another one where steve confesses on a boat ride and eddie falls in immediately after#stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie
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Wait hehe.
Modern au where Eddie has a decent following in social media and is known as both a guy who does ttrpg with a few friends and does cool metal covers of different song genres. He's weird, sure, and will also post two minute video monologues but it's done while camera is mildly unfocused on a worm on the wet pavement, or he'll rant about prog rock and then two minutes later go "I'm sorry my statements on Keith Emmerson were inappropriate and I guess" *pauses and looks off camera* "he totally deserves to be in the rock and roll Hall of Fame" like it's a hostage video and someone made him say it because he looks like he's having a terrible time about it.
Anyways he's an internet funny little man and one day he posts a tiktok or what have you labeled "tfw ur bf is sitting in his platonic soulmate's lap instead of yours" and it's just of Steve sitting sideways across Robin's lap on someone's couch chatting and smiling with her before turning to Eddie and giving a little finger wave.
This is of course met with internet hullabaloo because is that Steve Harrington and Robin Buckley? Famous indie music duo who are also starring in a popular new tv series? Social media weirdos? Beloved and popular and bizarre and memeable? Queer icons RobinandSteve? Was Eddie serious? He was dating thee Steve Harrington?
An hour later Robin tags Eddie in a post that is a video obviously taken from slightly under Steve as the angles are a bit weird, and Eddie can be heard saying "oh my god how could I have forgotten you're, like, really famous how'd I do that Steve! Babe, Stop laughing! It was supposed to be a silly relatable post! You're no better Buckley-hey why are you filming this? My mortification isn't funny!!" While the video is just shaking of Steve curling in on himself and Robin trying to focus on Eddie and you can hear them both cackling over Eddie talking. She captions it "tfw ur QPP's bf forgets you two are famous and that most ppl don't know they're dating. Or didn't, at least"
#eddie munson#steve harrington#robin buckley#steddie#stranger things#eddie and his little cringefail posts#when asked how they met they say they went to hs together and then reconnected#finda's rambles#finda writes stuff#famous steve harrington#why yes i did just have the second half of an edible tha ks for asking#drug mention#i dont thi k a lot of ppl on here wld know who keith emmerson is but hes one of the greatest keyboardists of all time#and elp is not in the rrhof and im. astounded. bamboozled. (its because...'mainstream' rock hates/d prog)#took until the 2010s for prog bands to get into the rock and roll hall of fame#so i am pushing my prog rock fan steve on you all now#i mean that the relationship between prog and other subgenres is weird compared to everything else and it wasnt seen as true to rock
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no publicity is bad publicity...or something
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whenever someone tries to hate on eddie munson by calling him ~cringe~ it’s like “ya that’s kinda the whole point ???? he’s a cringe-fail-loser-genderless-dark-angel-cast-out-of-heaven AND he wears rings. why else do you think i’ve been hyperfixated on him for seven months straight ????” the cringe is just part of the appeal !
#to YOU he’s cringe#to ME he’s my imaginary metalhead boyfriend with six kids#but real talk i ship him with steve over myself any day#steddie above my own love life who the fuck cares about me dating#it always goes back to steddie#i’m gagging on my own lunacy#but anyways cringefail boys are the hottest boys#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#eddie munson fandom#eddie munson brainrot#steddie brainrot#the steddie brainrot is real#joseph quinn#steve x eddie#eddie munson/steve harrington#steve harrington/eddie munson
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one of the best steddie dynamics is because of their history and cliques they just don't ever think the other guy is gonna be into them.
literally all they'd have to do is be like "hey? you, me, bedroom?" and the other would be tripping over their pants but they think some convincing/flirting/courting needs to happen and so they spend way longer than they need to uselessly pining
#personal#stranger things#steddie#steve: ive gotta convince the future father of my children#that im not some shallow jock anymore#eddie: ive gotta convince this warrior prince#that im not some cringefail trailor trash
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Venom would've been better as a wlw instead of an mlm change my mind
#itd be alphys and undine again#not that i dont adore venom exactly how it is its a comfort franchise but yk#cringefail butch Edith Brock and her creepy alien girlfriend#venom#eddie brock#venom symbiote#symbrock#also can we talk about how the first tag that comes up when you type 'venom s' is venom smut?#lmao#~ chevy
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my girlfriend and i are literally the lesbian version of steddie. if you guys even care👍
#wlw steddie#if you even care 😔#steddie#ej speaks#the best part about it is that she’d rather die than be compared to eddie#baby the call is coming from inside the house#you are the cringefail gf.
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richie tried to learn how to write with his left hand so he could hold hands with eddie while they take notes in class. he failed, miserably, until eddie said "dumbass im ambidextrous" and they hold hands while taking notes in class.
#richie you dumbass#richie is a cringefail loser#eddie is ambidextrous#theyre 'write' for each other#lets hold hands while we fail algebra#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#reddie#it the clown movie#it 2017#it chapter two#gay clown movie#reddie headcanon
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Modern day rockstar Eddie Munson signs a deal to be the face of Doc Martens, and he proceeds to make no less than sixty tiktoks over the course of the next five months with the “I’m just goofin, new boot goofin!” audio.
#im not wrong#eddie munson#eddie stranger things#eddie munson is a cringefail loser and i love him#seth writes
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just got a wonderful idea, and i am going to write it into existence bc i am obsessed :)
Eddie munson, king of the freaks, drug seller extraordinaire, Dungeon master of the gods. there are many titles eddie has, but none matter as much to him then 'corroded coffins lead guitarist' he thrives off of it. he loves his guitar, he loves his band, it's family, hell he's been playing since he was 8. it's his life, so when he went through a particularly nasty case of the flu and corroded coffin could not play together for 3 whole months!! meaning all 4 of them couldn't put gas in their car for fucking ages, eddie decided he needed a stand in protégé, an extra guitarist incase push comes to shove eddie is out of order, he wants his band, his friends to carry on with the best replacement possible, sure jeff could be an option, but jeff appreciates being the one holding eddies sharp intricate riffs and gareth's skillfull drumming and dreams well thought out basslines together with his own guitar and his own himness, so when little wheeler starts dropping hints of wanting to learn eddie jumps at it, he hates teaching but mike has corroded coffin potential.
Mike is ecstatic to learn and eddie begins teaching him, he's a little forgetful but he's getting the hang of it, so when he invites the whole party to see him play with a band of course everyone comes, even max comes, even if it is to ridicule him, the kids communally decide steve's house would be the best concert area, steve of course accepts, giving the band directions to his house like they don't know 'harrington house' biggest party's in hawkins, and he even helps them with moving their equipment into the house. now eddies always had a grudge on king steve, he was cocky and sporty and always had a stupid smile on his face, jockish twat, even after dustin attempted to persuade him that he isn't as basic as eddie makes out eddie cannot get out of his head about the stupidly pretty preppy douche, but seeing how easily steve spoke toward his friends, and helped when no one who cared was around, he even offered them any food or drink, gareth accepted the fancy chocolates happily as he put together his drums, eddie just stubbornly sat there fiddling as he takes in the absolute mansion, glass doors in the back showing his massive pool, can just imagine the former swim team Steve harrington doing laps in his very own pool all toned from his basketball days and- eddie shakes his head as he starts writing about his next campaign in the making, today wasn't about eddie it was about little wheeler, who should be here any minute
mike walks into steve's house like he owns the place, that would be fine if when he saw steve he reacted at all, but instead he spins around and starts talking to the others, steve doesn't look surprised or really affected, the band tho, they look confused, steve's just been amazing to them and mike, the one who wanted to have this preformance at steve's house, is all icy? eddie however links the dots, now that he thinks about it, mikes the only one who doesn't kiss steve's ass about everything, even little byers is infatuated with harrington, him and eddie once got into a conversation about steve (don't ask eddie why) and will talked about how steve had stood up to max's brother billy for lucas and even gotten beaten up for it with no regrets and how he cares for everyone, even him himself, eddie gets a bit weepy about it because eddie can see wills look, it wasn't a look of admiration, that was a little crush blooming in his face, which eddie understood, he had his fair share of crushes on older kids growing up, but he understood the way will folded up and ducked his head, making himself as small as possible. eddie understood, but mike, mike was always had a scowl on his face whenever harrington was mentioned, it's possible it's about his sister but mike doesn't seem protective really, eddie shrugs it off though, what did he care?,
it's not like eddie saw the little bit of sadness in steve's eyes that was quickly dismissed as mike iced out him while he was talking him up saying how great he's gonna be, wasn't like eddie felt how badly he wanted to be praised like that, by those eyes and that stupidly soft voice, king steve is a douche preppy jock.
#part1#mike wheeler is a cringefail loser#mike wheeler is not straight#mike wheeler has a crush#mike wheeler learning to play guitar#steve x eddie#mike hates steve#steve is a mom#gay#80s#eddie is stubborn#gareth is a lovable idiot
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I desperately need hellcheer nation to know how eddie/chrissy coded the main couple from The Blob (1988) is… like are you all seeing this vision… I’m sick
#hellcheer#eddissy#brian and meg from the blob 1988 you are very precious to me#she’s literally a cheerleader I can’t make this stuff up#yes believe it or not brian is incredibly cringefail losercore in the best eddie way in this#shoutout the blob everyone go watch both versions of the blob#if seeing hellcheer in all media is wrong I don’t wanna be right#opening half hour of this is literally jock / cheerleader / bad boy luv triangle if memory serves me correctly.. come on now#I love kevin dillons weird face you go babe#rip chrissy you would’ve loved cherished and adored this film#blob au fic WHEN#💘
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This is the best take I've seen in a long time. I'm crying.
Edit: yeah, the username makes it infinitely more funny. Steve literally told you to stay put and you basically pissed on his shoes and told.him.to fuck off.
#ooc. ( dumb handsome bitches are my aesthetic. )#Eddie is a cringefail loser#and that's why i like him
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okay i just wrote this in the shower about eddie diaz and it's so incredibly lame of me to post it on here but i think that's what tumblr is for <3
#i'm so sorry about how incredible cringefail this is of me hehehehe#also so sorry that i can't sing all that well or play the ukulele all that well#actually no i'm not i'm not a musician who tf cares#eddie diaz#<3
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Idk I feel like today's ep would have been a great segue into talking about the punch bc I STILL wanna know how people reacted to that news
#this is NOT a chimney hate area you can fuck off with that#i am trying to unlearn pushing my own decision making onto these characters#bc i have been very guilty of that (my initial lawsuit era was a cringefail moment)#but like i do want to know how the rest of the 118 reacted#eddie reacted... interestingly but also he was Going thru it#like i am curious as to how that conversation went#did buck tell anyone????#i have QUESTIONS#anyway i love the buck/hen dynamic here because weve never really seen him get in her face before#and they both have such genuine valid reasons for their arguments#did hen overstep? yeah. especially considering the whole eva situation#does buck 100% prioritise his sister?? also yes. he has blinders on when it comes to her#anyway#9 1 1 spoilers#9 1 1 season 6 spoilers#9 1 1#911 tv show#9 1 1 season 6 episode 16#also before anyone comes for me logically yeah it wouldnt have fit the narrative AT ALL and wouldve changed the convo courss#but i can imagine buck bringing it up when hes talking to hen in the loft initially
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