#these are just headcannons | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

judasgot-it · 3 months

Text

Dad! Jouno headcanons...

He just looks like a stressed as hell father here. Someone help him.

Before ->

To be totally honest, I don't think Jouno would ever plan to be a father. He would never plan to be one simply because he is completely aware of how horrible of a person he is

Why would he bring someone into the world who could be exactly like him? Or worse, he would end up being a horrible parent?

He would just avoid any topic about it.

So parenthood is 100% an accident. Also, this guy would probably try to convince his gf to get an abortion at some point, cause he probably thinks he would make a child that's just that horrible

I feel like the best chance of him becoming a parent would be him not knowing about it when he got arrested and was forced into being a hunting dog. Can't tell your gf to abort when you're in jail ig. Also now he is legally obligated to pay child support. GOTTEM!

Personal theory tho.

He probably wouldn't be jumping for joy at the thought of parenthood tbh. If anything, he is freaking out. I feel like he's in between denial and freaking out. Probably gave some weird rant about the government.

During pregnancy ->

If he's miraculously there (I think the last part is more plausible. This would be his #felonera) then he would be stressed as hell

Dude knows that it's inevitable (unless he throws her down the stairs. or smothers the baby. He probably thinks some weird shit it's Jouno sorry) so now he has to prepare for a very near future of being a father

He can't have sex for what might be the next few years. He has to learn how to take care of a baby. He's made Tecchou-like food combo's now. His life is hell.

Jouno I think would only be dramatic for a month and then get over it quickly -> he has two people relying on him now. Even past his kid being born, he will inevitably have to take care of his baby mom for a while after and will have to provide. Like a dad.

He probably loves the attention and the title it gives him. Probably starts owning it and is thinking 'yeah, actually, I'm going to be an awesome dad' because he gets brownie points for doing the bare minimum as a man

Dude would be kinda ridiculous and do lots of shit just so he can get praise. He's going to be a great dad, so yea, ofc he's going to buy weird useless shit no one would actually use. It's what good dad's do (he's not even pregnant and is suffering from baby brain I think)

Is probably terrified of touching his gf because he is more than aware that his child is in there and it unnerves him. Probably is super freakish about the most random shit, like drinking coffee or going up and down stairs since he can hear whats going on.

His normal level of anxiety goes through the roof during this time. I feel like they won't ever go back down again.

During the birth he would probably be supportive although I think the sounds and smells would be so horrific for him that he would vomit and be kicked out by nursing staff

I feel like the birth was so bad for him to hear (sensitive hearing would be terrible. and smell) that he would be crying as if he pushed a baby out of his hole

Raising that Child (early years) ->

The early years are the worst for him. He still is in a stage between "I want to be a good dad" and "I'm a horrible person I literally have fucking killed people. He doesn't know I have killed people and enjoyed it"

Would have this crisis with a literal baby btw. Probably has full on very serious conversations with his kid about morality when his kid still drinks from the tit

I don't think he'd enjoy being around his kid fully until he starts actually forming full thoughts. Obviously, he loves him, but he enjoys weird kid questions much more than a baby who shits himself

Eggs him on too, tries to make him think until his brain hurts. He thinks it's funny, making a seven-year-old wrap his head around the concept of global shipping and LLCs.

He wouldn't give his kid normal child entertainment. It's all educational and weird shit. Also is very picky about their toys, he's basically a beige mom but its about noises and smells. NEVER give his kid something like slime, he'll go insane.

I think he's 100% the 'bad cop' parent because he would have a lot of rules that a little kid wouldn't get. I feel like the other Hunting Dogs would get on his ass about it

I think Jouno probably worries a lot about giving his kid a good childhood since I doubt his was good - he was alive during the great war as a kid, he turned into a criminal, and he's an ability user. not the best circumstances.

100% has been forced to bring his kid to his job, but he doesn't actually introduce him to any of his actual duties. Torturing? He can't know about that.

Jouno lets his kid hang out with his colleagues -> probably Tachihara, who I think would play the best 'uncle' role out of all of them

Later years ->

Personally, I think Jouno would have a son, but I don't think its a curse. I think it would actually be a sort of blessing, because Jouno was probably a lot nicer of a person before whatever fucked up shit happened that made him the way he is now.

Mentioning this cause I think his son would probably be a direct reflection of who he could have been -> more happy and carefree, and less on the offensive about everything

So when his kid gets older, Jouno is probably some weird guy who tries to tell his kid everything he 'wished he knew at that age'

Probably got his son to have a sex talk from one of the hunting dogs doctors. it was a traumatic bonding experience for the both of them.

He definitely fake kidnapped his kid like 3 times in case something happened. Jouno is a super soldier, but his son is not. He needs to learn how to stab people.

Gave his son a gun/knife. Insists he brings it school, no he does not care if it's against the rules - he literally is the law. His son is also a target, so it is necessary in his eyes.

God please someone stop him he thinks someone is going to murder his son every second of every day

I'm pretty sure his son is some dweeb that Jouno is almost jealous of - like he never got the opportunity to be a dork who cries about homework. he was too busy killing people in his gang at that age

Jouno definitely drops the most insane dad lore. "I killed werewolves in Kenya once" while in the middle of a PTA meeting

Worst PTA mom btw. He WILL interrogate his sons teachers and pull up their records, he is the worst parent. He really shouldn't be allowed there actually

Is a lot nicer to his kid when his son is older.

He isn't his 'best friend' but he tries to do everything he can to be a good dad -> he lives everyday thinking that it'd be his last one with his family, so he tries not to leave with a bad impression

Jouno probably lies awake at night with the thought of what his last words could be to his family

The bitchy teen years would be the worst cause Jouno would probably have the best comebacks, so any sort of argument would be shot down immediately.

i dont think he lets arguments fly at dinner. If he's even there. He would be very busy, so I think his schedule would be erratic. Although I think his son would be the same and stay up at 3 am and get a lecture from him

The hunting dogs all try to teach his son about basic things like shooting and self-defense -> Teruko definitely shot at him once or twice so he knows how to avoid an assassination attempt.

Was actually really proud that his son graduated from school and is a relatively normal member of society. He never even killed someone, that's a high achievement!

#these are just headcannons #im gonna use these for a fic or two maybe cuz they give me ideas #i just cant stop thinking about dad jouno....#also to the ppl who responded to that post this is for you #bsd x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader #jouno x reader #jouno x you #jouno x y/n

170 notes · View notes

cewwart · 22 days

Text

atsushi with some stray kitties :3

tag yourself (only if you wanna): which cat are you? or which is your favorite? ♡ ♡ ♡ ( *´ ▽ ` *)

4K notes · View notes

radiance1 · 2 months

Text

Danny wears sunglasses 24/7.

So much so that slowly it's been ingrained into everyone's minds that he's never taken them off. Like, they can't even remember a time where he hasn't worn sunglasses.

It's just like, his thing.

Why does he wear them? Well, because Danny's previous blue eyes changed to a startling, glowing green that he knows the GIW would eat up and use as a reason to force him into their custody.

Solution?

Sunglasses.

His parents? Oh yea they went all in when he they found out why he was wearing them (Reveal gone right au babyy). They made them extremely durable; they can film audio, take pictures, take videos, see through walls and even track down ecto-signatures for whenever he's tracking down a ghost in human form, see through walls and self-cleaning.

(The ectoplasm tracking system is for when they aren't close enough to set off his ghost sense.)

He honestly believes his parents watched a spy movie before they built him these, but it's not like he's going to complain about it. The only time he isn't wearing them is when he goes ghost, you know as a way to not link him to Fenton or whatever.

So, Danny meets John Constantine while the both of them were on the hunt for a ghost who was causing problems in the area. Danny manages to find them first, the ghost in question being an animal who was terrorizing a place because it didn't understand the fact it was dead yet and wanted to protect it's children.

John Constantine comes while Danny is pacifying it. He watches as Danny calms it down enough to get to the babies and sends it to the Ghost Zone after promising it to get them somewhere safe.

John Constantine also saw his eyes, because he pulled his sunglasses off to show them to the ghost as a silent sign to trust him. John Constantine of course asked what he was going to do with the babies, and Danny just sent them over to Sam.

After that he decided to keep an eye on Danny because of his eyes. Which were the eyes of a ghost, and he was genuinely thinking Danny was possessed before that went out the window. So he thinks Danny is a ghost pretending to be human and wasn't able to hide his eyes so he wore sunglasses.

Danny neither confirm nor deny that.

So Danny just kinda followed him around until Constatine eventually made him into a contact whenever he was dealing with ghosts that he could peacefully deal with instead of just forcefully banishing them to the Infinite Realms.

This, eventually, comes to light when Constantine goes "I know a guy." In front of the whole Justice League, bonus points if they somehow come to the conclusion that Danny is Constantine's secret child, sidekick or both.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Right Danny isn't the Ghost King.#Mostly because I don't headcannon that #he's literally just a guy

5K notes · View notes

fortyyefritz · 4 months

Text

A friend wanted me to draw this

#ultrakill #ultrakill gabriel #ultrakill v2 #ultrakill v1 #ultrakill mirage #ultrakill ferryman #I wanna see more school aus..#The designs are from miss_bozo in twitter btw :0!!#I thank her for giving me the headcannon that V2—in a school au—would just eat anything during any scenario

6K notes · View notes

bklily · 6 months

Text

Inside Out but its all the multiple variations of Adrichat

Bonus:

What a weird guy, huh!

Part Two Here!!

5K notes · View notes

bottle-of-harpoons · 4 months

Text

Mental illness won, I made some cringe.

So remember that old headcannon that Drayden was the submas boy's uncle? Well, it's cannon to me! So that means we get nephew Dayton.

I don't know how this family tree works, I just want the boys to be the goofy uncles to this lazy future high school drop out.

Also subplot, Drayton came into their lives the same time Blanc had a clutch of eggs hatch. Maternal instincts kicked in and that boy is now her baby. She just thought he was a weird looking joltik for years (probably still thinks that).

#pokemon #submas #ingo #emmet pokemon #joltik #subway boss kudari #subway boss nobori #galvantula #pokemon drayton #new headcannon drayton sneaks joltik into the academy to fuck with the league #this literally has no basses in cannon im just having fun #wholesome submas

2K notes · View notes

thief-of-eggs · 3 months

Text

Bart Allen would unironically wear these shoes I just know it

#clomping around in the big clown ahhh lookin shoes just because #pissing everyone (tim) off with the noise and the impracticality of them #live laugh love fashion #dc young justice #bart allen #young justice 1998 #impulse #dc impulse #dc #dc headcannons #the flash

2K notes · View notes

slutstarion · 5 months

Text

astarion cheek kisses

After he mends your favourite shirt, you give him a small peck on the cheek as thanks. He all but freezes as his mind blanks, not able to decipher what had just happened. He raises his hand to his face and lets his finger linger over where your lips were and wonders how this warmth had got there and is confused as to why he likes it so.

He had always done small acts like helping you carry your camp supplies but he starts doing even more in hopes of feeling that soft buzz on his cheek again. When he sees you doing your laundry by yourself at a river, he rushes over and finishes them all himself. Whenever he hunts, he brings back a rabbit or a squirrel and roasts it over the campfire for dinner, even feeding you himself once. He does such acts and waits for you to give him another peck but to no avail. You, not noticing this sort-of mission he has undertaken on a daily basis, think nothing of it as he has always helped you out in small ways like this anyways. He, not realising that you have been resisting the urge to give him all the hugs and kisses he's been desiring so as to not make him uncomfortable, reaches his limit and finally speaks up about it.

"Why haven't you done the thing?"

"What thing?"

"It's been three whole days without you doing the thing!"

"What the hells are you talking about?"

He points to his cheek.

Oh.

You smile and walk up to him, caressing one side of his face and giving him a small kiss on the other.

"You can just ask, you know."

He smirks, pointing to his lips this time and says, "do the thing."

#astarion x tav #bg3 #astarion #bg3 astarion #astarion x reader #astarion headcannons #astarion fluff #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate astarion #astarion imagine #astarion brainrot #astarion ancunin #sorry just been reading so much astarion angst and needed a bit of fluff

2K notes · View notes

crowrelli · 4 months

Text

Imagine your fruity ass cousin has a mental breakdown one day and disappears? And then after YEARS of you assuming he’s dead, he shows up with a literal king on his arm and more money than you even can begin to imagine? Then after he finally stops yelling at you for taking his silverware (which he will remember till the day he dies) he just makes fun of you any chance he gets?? Tbh lobelia deserved it 💅💅

#the hobbit #bilbo baggins #bilbo baggins fanart #thorin x bilbo #thorin oakenshield #thorin oakenshield fanart #bagginshield #thilbo #fanart #doodle #Bilbo is sassy and has attitude!!!#and everyone forgets that 😭😭😭#digital art #my art #art #also ignore these hobbit wedding headcannons bc I picture it way different I just wanted an excuse to draw them in pretty white outfits #and flowers 😭😭😭

1K notes · View notes

potatoeofwisdom · 3 months

Text

Donatello for your thoughts

#a #art #animation #uh #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt donatello #anywho just adding onto the general headcannon that Donnie had eyebrow phases and that one of them was literally just sticking two pieces #of cut out paper on his head like a doofus #rottmnt

1K notes · View notes

thegoblinboy · 1 year

Text

Whenever Steve and Eddie ever get into a inconvenient argument (which are rare) Eddie always makes sure to storm to his room before it can be resolved. He has even gone as far as forcing Steve to break up with him for a solid twenty minutes. (Of course they don’t really break up) Only so he can blare “Goodbye to Romance” by Ozzy. Like I love this idea that Steve is Eddie’s first person he’s ever dated and possibly the last and he’s irrationally upset he doesn’t get to have the full effect of break up music. Just-

Eddie: *music blaring from his his room with the door closed*

Dustin: What pissed in his cheerios?

Steve: *calmly reading a newspaper* I broke up with him

Eddie: *faintly in the background yelling as the song loops and restarts again* everybody’s having fun, except me I’m the lonely one, I live in shaaaameee. I say Goodbye to romance!

Dustin: you what?!

Eddie: *aggressively singing louder* I’VE BEEN THE KING IVE BEEN THE CLOWN NOW BROKEN WINGS CANT HOLD ME DOWN- I’m free again THE JESTER WITH THE BROKEN CROWN IT WONT BE ME THIS TIME.

*loud smacking noise*

Steve: *not looking up from what he was reading* you okay munson!

Eddie: Stevie? Can you help me?

Steve: *folding the paper up as he calmly stands up stretching a bit, checking his watch* that was barely five minutes of being single and he’s nearly killed himself. Welp, now I have to ask him to by boyfriend for the numerous time this week.

#headcannon #Steddie #Eddie munson is dramatic #Steve harrington just goes with it #stranger things #incorrect quotes

4K notes · View notes

biceratops7 · 9 months

Text

***

Same energy 👆

#literally obsessed with that trope #supernatural natural being getting gendered and just being like ‘’no ❤️’’#I headcannon crowley actually does have a concept of gender cause it’s just fun #and this is the only time I think they correct anyone #so my silly little theory is they’re just not using he/him rn but it not pressing enough to catch anyone up to speed #good omens #gos2 spoiler #Crowley #nonbinary #gender fluid #not a girl #tgp #the good place #janet #parallels #biceratops

2K notes · View notes

caycanteven · 3 months

Text

shakes rapidly

...c'mere pap lovers, I brought you food~! /j

(I will make headcannons for the Papy's soon I promise)

Big love to the creators of Swapfell and Fellswap 🫶

#my art #undertale au #swapfell papyrus #fellswap papyrus #caycantdoodle #My headcannons to come teehee #I love these two vm i swear it #they make me facepalm and giggle #kicking my feet #wanna hang out with them #argue over stupid shit #video games maaaan #they would so be fun playing games together #imagine lethal company with these two #you'd never meet quota #honestly these were just fun warmups of them to try and draw them.#i hope to like #explore designs for them both in the future to give them some character #love giving them fashion statements

912 notes · View notes

wiklm · 7 months

Text

i’m here to spread my zuko and toph sibling agenda

#fav headcannon is zuko being a morning person and toph being very NOT a morning person #and bc of it he does her hair while she gets a few extra minutes of sleep in the morning #i’m SICK i’m SICK AND ILL #listen zuko doing tophs hair for her is just very important to me ok #atla #zuko #toph beifong #avatar the last airbender #zuko and toph #first post!!!!!#wiklm art!!

2K notes · View notes

iambeees · 1 year

Text

broke: Boromir was corrupted by the ring because he was weak of heart

woke: Boromir was corrupted because his heart was full. full of love for his brother, for Gondor, for Minas Tirith. Does that make his heart weak? Does a heart motivated by passions and the desire to help others make it weak? Is it wrong and evil to be weak? friendly reminder, the way Sauron deceived Boromir was not by promising him wealth, nor power, nor his own safety- he thought he would be strong enough to defend a whole city and defeat Sauron. Boromir had a heart that was neither weak nor strong, but both at the same time- his heart was full.

#in my FEELS FOR BOROMIR #i will defend him till i die #anyone else cry themselves silly when boromir dies?#just me?#boromir #lotr #lotr boromir #lord of the rings #headcannon #hes not quite a blorbo but he most certainly is Just a Guy #bees looses it over fictional characters

7K notes · View notes

blondedmuse · 4 months

Text

a late night party with felix catton

The music was blaring as you struggled to stand straight, your whole world view tilted on its axis as you moved through the crowd of people. Dismissive of the drink clutched in your hand, your movements were sloppy, but it’s not like anyone could tell—or care, they were drunk too.

You searched the sea of bodies for a frame slightly taller than the rest and your hunt was interrupted when you felt a light squeeze to your empty hand.

“Found you.”

You turned around to Felix, donning a toothy, goofy grin and a red cowboy hat. You smiled back noticing the red lipstick that shifted from your lips to his only through a heated exchange earlier that night. He could say he was to lazy, to inebriated to be able to clean it off correctly, but the fact of the matter was that he wanted everyone to know he was yours.

“I was looking for you to y’know,” you said, thumbing his lip, rubbing in the stain even more.

“We’re outside if you wanna come,” He answered. You only nodded he and stringed you along his fingers intertwined with yours, linked as if they were pleading not to lose you again.

Your group of friends sat outside, almost surrounded by a cloud of smoke—but it was nothing unexpected. Felix took a seat on the lounge chair next to Farleigh, offering you the space next to him or on his lap. You took the latter. He pulled you in like it was just you and him, like no one else in the room mattered. Your hand went to trace the star tattoo on his hand while he grabbed a cigarette from the boy next to him.

“One too many drinks tonight love?” He smiled down at you. He caught note this habit you had when you got a little bit sloppy each time you’d go out together.

“Nothing I can’t handle,” you giggled, shooting a wink at him and you watched him flash his teeth in amusement.

“Do you want a drag then?” He offered, eyes flitting to the cig between his fingers.

Your eyes locked with his, your lips reflecting his cheeky smile.

“You first.” He listened to your request, inhaling then his hand held your jaw as he exhaled into you. You accepted it with welcome, the smoke and the taste of his breath, of him.

You exhaled. “Thank you, baby.”

He mouthed you’re welcome and some other niceties and compliments that went in one ear and out the other as you simply admired him and the party around you. It was all so charming and endearing. It was impossible not to love it, to love him.

this was based on a post by @tojigasm because it literally made me lose my mind i had to write something

#yes i came back just to write this #jacob elordi #felix catton #felix catton x reader #felix catton x you #felix catton x y/n #felix catton saltburn #saltburn #oliver quick #felix catton headcannon

974 notes · View notes